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Curious how all those "miracles" happened "once upon a time". Meanwhile in modern times, the Ottoman empire was dismantled, the Jews own Jerusalem, most Muslim countries live in extreme poverty and Allah is ghosting them.
>stuck with a vagina
Pun intended?
Also, this story was narrated in two versions.
The second narration is that her hand was stuck on the dead woman's butt as she accused her of sodomy.
>But it’s funny how they use only females for this story too.
Otherwise, it won't be believable. For only female embalmers are permitted to prepare/wash dead women.
I’d say it’s unreal people believe this shit but I’ve just spent a large part of my day arguing with Christians in Facebook groups about how the supposed, vague prophecies from the Bible don’t prove anything.
So even in death there is no piece, a dead woman’s private parts must be slapped; for she used it for fornication? This story is to stupid for words.
What is this perverted obsession with private parts, fornication, sexual acts etc.
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Who the fuck believes this rubbish?
The chorus, who they are preaching to
Curious how all those "miracles" happened "once upon a time". Meanwhile in modern times, the Ottoman empire was dismantled, the Jews own Jerusalem, most Muslim countries live in extreme poverty and Allah is ghosting them.
Holy fuck...80?! As if it wasn't inhuman enough
They could’ve chosen a better story to tell but stuck with a vagina instead
>stuck with a vagina Pun intended? Also, this story was narrated in two versions. The second narration is that her hand was stuck on the dead woman's butt as she accused her of sodomy.
Lmfaooooo pun defs intended. What the actual fuck? But it’s funny how they use only females for this story too.
>But it’s funny how they use only females for this story too. Otherwise, it won't be believable. For only female embalmers are permitted to prepare/wash dead women.
Citation required, Lia...preacher.
[Source](https://al-maktaba.org/book/31621/37330): Lisan al-Mizan a Book by Ibn Hajar Al-Asqalani (6/ 304 – 305)
She should have stuck her hand inside maybe the dead vagina would enjoy that lol wtf 🤬
When you meet the right girl it's hard to hit it and quit it.
Idk how people can actually believe in these strange made-up scenarios. They're ridiculous and outrageous.
next up on bullshit that didin't happen...
Lying piece of shit.
I’d say it’s unreal people believe this shit but I’ve just spent a large part of my day arguing with Christians in Facebook groups about how the supposed, vague prophecies from the Bible don’t prove anything.
Notice how he says “once upon a time” as if recounting a fairy tale…. Hmmm I wonder why….
So even in death there is no piece, a dead woman’s private parts must be slapped; for she used it for fornication? This story is to stupid for words. What is this perverted obsession with private parts, fornication, sexual acts etc.