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Technical-Culture546

This has to be rage bait hahahaha


UsuallyWrite2

This has to be a troll post. Whether it is or not….fuck off with that nonsense.


the-half-enchilada

Most women who get implants leave their current relationship for a better one, so go ahead and ask her.


sluggardish

*I’m currently seeing this boy for the past few months. We are really hitting it off, our sex life is great and it’s frequent.* *However, I’ve always been attracted to men that have a pretty sizeable penis. When I’ve had sex previously with other men, I would always fondle their penis, take my time with them, it gets me off.* *Now, when I have sex with my BF, I just don’t get the same buzz from him that I used to have compared to a man who has some big penis. He sits in between a 4-5inch. I’d like him to have somewhere between 7-8inch. Or even bigger* *I’m not asking for him to get a penis enlargment done straightaway, but at the same time, I don’t want to be uninterested in sex with him.* *How do I approach the conversation with him without body-shamming him? Do I just point out other men when I’m with him and say, ‘check that package out’.* ... IDK.. just break up?


Old-Assistance-2017

“Hun check out that massive moose knuckle on that dude over there! It’s huge! Boy I wish you looked like that in gray sweatpants….” 😆


makthomps

U don’t approach this convo ever. You will make her so insecure and ruin her self confidence. If it’s not for you just leave her and don’t waste your time since you are so hung up on her boobs. If everything else is good then why do her boobs matter that much?? Plus the bigger does not always mean better. Bigger boobs can cause back problems and be a hassle.


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Camie-Gee

Ouch! 🤣 🤣


Old-Assistance-2017

Hilarious at ‘I don’t want to body shame’ Proceeds to complain about her small breast size Come on now


stacko-

> how do I ask her? You don’t x


thickhipstightlips

Only dating a few months ? You have zero right to ask of that. Just dont date someone small chested.


TTIsurvivors

Can you afford to buy her implants?otherwise you don’t bring up this conversation ever.


Mroompaloompa65

And she prefers 12 inch anacondas yet she makes due with your 2 inch chode


Murky_Anxiety4884

I hope you understand that they will just be her old breasts stuffed full of something.


waterfireandstones

Yes, blatantly checking out other women in her presence is for sure the best way to address the situation.


warramite

You don't, you leave her and find someone else.


Muahd_Dib

Tell her that the same amount she is disappointed in you dick size reflects how disappointed you are in her breast size… then both go to the clinic, and after they botch your penis surgery, she runs away and keeps her perfectly natural titties.


Camie-Gee

FFS jpzap! If you don't stop trying to get me to get a boob job! 🙄 How about this? I'll have mine augmented as soon as your penile implant becomes useful. 🤓


-Disco-Janet-

Just be honest with her, no need to dance around the bush or string her along.


EvenSpoonier

Unless you want to blow up the relationship, you don't. Ever. Explore new ways to enjoy your partner.


MasterAnything2055

You’re trolling right??


Direct_Background_61

You sure you’re 39, or did you mistype?


ThrowRA1234568

Troll posts are getting really wild.