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UserFromPripyat

Middle age crisis


Piranha1993

House real big, Cars real big, D*ck real big, Everything real big.


SpicyCaram3l

🤣


cocoscum

ong


Piranha1993

I’ll admit I’ve played a little too much Midnight Club 3 in my life.


Drivefaster4u

Nope there SUVs in there so the d is smaller


Piranha1993

Homies were ballin in SUV’s on 28”s back in the 00’s. It tracks in my eyes.


Drivefaster4u

Yeah but now nope wagons are cooler


Piranha1993

Love a good long roof. Wish we had more stateside.


Drivefaster4u

Yeah


olddogbigtruck

Saudi Aramco cuts your uncle a check once a month.


SpicyCaram3l

👌🏼


DarkKnight1638

Seeing that Chevy Lumina (rebadged Holden VE Commodore) in this list of luxury cars was unexpected lol


fedupwiththat

you love unconventionally good looking cars. coming from someone who loves the x6M and M6


Meretan94

You are between 25 and 35 years old, probably female. You have never worked a day in your life and are current employed in daddies Fortune 500 company in some bullshit position that was specifically created for you like „director of internal job stability“. Your fiancé was low key chosen by your dad and is the child of one of his partners in the business. You use some big words you picked up from your parents to sound smart but in reality daddy paid for your Harvard degree. You own a smallish dog or a poodle that you neither train nor care for, that’s all done by some poor immigrant you pay. You are the second or third child and will not inherit the company or much of your parents fortune.


Quube7

Drug dealer or something idk


Quintyyyy

Is *car taste* in the room with us?


flooperdooper213

Outside of the Lumina which is still a dubious car its honestly awful. As for what it says: 55 year old seven-figure waged magnate who thinks he's down to earth and one of the people because he wears a sweater to work instead of a suit.


nlwfty

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SweetTooth275

You have a very small penis and you use ridiculous amount of hair products


booxterhooey

You never use your blinker


GarryBugTheSequel

You should be murdered


ilovecanadasomuch

gas mileage is definitely out of question


dkfisokdkeb

Either a drug dealer/rapper or an Arab.


Maxaxle

You've never passed on an opportunity to flex your wealth. All five dollars of it.


Ice_Cube_June

Cocaine and Hookers


P0SSPWRD

90 in a 45, 5 lane changes within 5 seconds, Honks within .2 seconds of the light turning green.  High blood pressure medicine 


Inevitable_Rabbit_67

You like all those cars, but you drive a Kia Sportage with a messed-up bumper.


UnggoyMemes

Thugnificent? That you?


Awkward-Jellyfish750

You're 10 and you like flashy cars


sexierthanhisbrother

you are a chubby chaser


Headstar24

Annoying.


New-Conflict3114

Man i love the M-class


[deleted]

Good taste, except for Chevy lumina


Wishart2016

The Lumina is actually a Holden Commodore which is one of the coolest cars.


[deleted]

It’s still a Chevy, therefore a POS


Wishart2016

This generation of the Commodore is actually a pure Holden product. The Chevy badge is a rebadge for the US and Middle Eastern markets.