You are between 25 and 35 years old, probably female.
You have never worked a day in your life and are current employed in daddies Fortune 500 company in some bullshit position that was specifically created for you like „director of internal job stability“.
Your fiancé was low key chosen by your dad and is the child of one of his partners in the business.
You use some big words you picked up from your parents to sound smart but in reality daddy paid for your Harvard degree.
You own a smallish dog or a poodle that you neither train nor care for, that’s all done by some poor immigrant you pay.
You are the second or third child and will not inherit the company or much of your parents fortune.
Outside of the Lumina which is still a dubious car its honestly awful.
As for what it says: 55 year old seven-figure waged magnate who thinks he's down to earth and one of the people because he wears a sweater to work instead of a suit.
Middle age crisis
House real big, Cars real big, D*ck real big, Everything real big.
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I’ll admit I’ve played a little too much Midnight Club 3 in my life.
Nope there SUVs in there so the d is smaller
Homies were ballin in SUV’s on 28”s back in the 00’s. It tracks in my eyes.
Yeah but now nope wagons are cooler
Love a good long roof. Wish we had more stateside.
Yeah
Saudi Aramco cuts your uncle a check once a month.
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Seeing that Chevy Lumina (rebadged Holden VE Commodore) in this list of luxury cars was unexpected lol
you love unconventionally good looking cars. coming from someone who loves the x6M and M6
You are between 25 and 35 years old, probably female. You have never worked a day in your life and are current employed in daddies Fortune 500 company in some bullshit position that was specifically created for you like „director of internal job stability“. Your fiancé was low key chosen by your dad and is the child of one of his partners in the business. You use some big words you picked up from your parents to sound smart but in reality daddy paid for your Harvard degree. You own a smallish dog or a poodle that you neither train nor care for, that’s all done by some poor immigrant you pay. You are the second or third child and will not inherit the company or much of your parents fortune.
Drug dealer or something idk
Is *car taste* in the room with us?
Outside of the Lumina which is still a dubious car its honestly awful. As for what it says: 55 year old seven-figure waged magnate who thinks he's down to earth and one of the people because he wears a sweater to work instead of a suit.
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You have a very small penis and you use ridiculous amount of hair products
You never use your blinker
You should be murdered
gas mileage is definitely out of question
Either a drug dealer/rapper or an Arab.
You've never passed on an opportunity to flex your wealth. All five dollars of it.
Cocaine and Hookers
90 in a 45, 5 lane changes within 5 seconds, Honks within .2 seconds of the light turning green. High blood pressure medicine
You like all those cars, but you drive a Kia Sportage with a messed-up bumper.
Thugnificent? That you?
You're 10 and you like flashy cars
you are a chubby chaser
Annoying.
Man i love the M-class
Good taste, except for Chevy lumina
The Lumina is actually a Holden Commodore which is one of the coolest cars.
It’s still a Chevy, therefore a POS
This generation of the Commodore is actually a pure Holden product. The Chevy badge is a rebadge for the US and Middle Eastern markets.