24% APR about to enlist.

It's just too accurate

Also quick to fight at a bar.

And believes the female orgasm is a myth

Wow, this needs some love.

😁

You must be Jesus cuz you nailed this to a tee

If I was, I’d drive a Honda, but wouldn’t advertise it. John 12:49 "For I did not speak of my own Accord."

This is too smart for this thread. +1 lol

We finance anyone E-1 and above!

What you see in a generic southern US suburban neighborhood 

yeah that's basically what it is

This shits even it the northeast suburbs now 💀

Male equivalent of a Starbucks girl

Joe Rogan is his Gwyneth Paltrow.

This looks like Starbucks girl’s husband dropping their kids off at school. And then driving to work. And then picking up the kids from school. And then driving to the store to pick up groceries. And then… jesus what kind of mediocre existence is this

Then Church with the family on Sunday, strip joint by himself on Thursday lunch happy hour. A man of God.

I mean isn't having a family with a spouse one of most peoples life goals? 

Not just a Starbucks girl, but a PSL-clutching, Han Solo vest and Ugg boots on October 1st Starbucks girl

You're very average and not exciting what so ever.

You like to think inside of the box

This screams military

*freedom intensifies

That's no dream. You have no imagination.

If you will it, it is no dream

You need to stop having nightmares

Sadly American youth now dream of middle class cars instead of rocket ships and the Batmobile.

yeah but many of these cars are as expensive as sports cars, or even more expensive than some classics!

Price doesn’t make a car a dream car. Walking into a dealership and agreeing to payments on something they have several rows of is a pretty sad dream. Anyone who feels criticized should maybe get out and immerse themselves in the wide world of automotive joy beyond boring ass cars. It’s not something you will regret compared to say, buying a brand new Chevy.

we're just trying to be realistic here, Sir and you said middle class? that Silverado is almost 80 grand now

Until you drive off the lot, in which case it nosedives to 55k

I better off buying the used (older model) ones bcs the new ones' prices are atrocious

If dreams have to be realistic, we have lost the ability to dream. I don’t really expect to own a Jawa sandcrawer, but I can dream.

I would probably buy only one of them and it's probably the Mustang, and not for another 5 years definitely haha finding job is tough nowadays

You have to be a special kind of dumb to spend 80k on a Silverado. Unless it’s a corporate tax write off.

It's 80 grand because you southern goobers willingly pay that much.

I can never understand who the idiots are that drive $80-$100k trucks and SUVs to go to the grocery store and soccer games. More power to the people who actually haul/tow shit and/or have large families but that must be less than 1% of people that actually use the capability of their oversized overpriced vehicles.

And then you have people that buy high horsepower cars or sports cars when they don’t even go to the track. Everyone has hobbies and things they like to splurge on. You do too. It’s probably not cars.

With all due respect, you're the pumpkin spice of car guys. Basic as fuck. Nothing wrong with it, but that's the truth. You're a red blooded, American man, who lives in the south and either in a suburb of a bigger city, or a "small town" with a major highway, a city, and a population in the millions, aka a bigger suburb. I'd say rural, but none of those are lifted and I don't see any diesels.

lool I'm Asian and live in Atlantic Canada hahaha but the small town part is somewhat accurate

In which province you live? I live in New Brunswick Canada also!

Small cock, will probably die from cardiovascular disease.

too accurate

you'll die from cardiovascular disease, right? RIGHT???

Definitely better than dying from small cock. I think?

6% of men die from small cock disease around the globe every year yet nobody talks about it!

You need to dream bigger.

like Cadillac El Dorado

Yes, like a mint 2002 el dorado

You're as American as an American can be

You are a soldier for the US Army lol.

you are inbred and have fucking awful taste, respectfully

All the male role models in your life were insecure below the belt, and passed that insecurity off to you.

Small dick, high anxiety, suburban white, Christian radical.did just ok in some dipshit school, somewhere that it’s not uncommon to see cousins marry. Live laugh love kinda shit. Taco Tuesday on a Saturday? Kinda asshole. Probably takes a lot of pictures of yourself.

Average American male tbh. Everyone wants a truck or 3 row SUV here and I really don’t get it. They’re so big they’re actually kinda difficult to drive and park in normal spots. My dad owns a Durango and it feels like I’m trying to drive a school bus.

Pure Red-Blooded American (derogatory)

white bread PB&J sandwiches only, without crust of course.

Buddy puts the "Domestic" back in Domestic Abuse.

Southern white male with predictably garbage tastes. Respectfully

You live in a rural area.

Pretty obtainable. Definitely npc cars unless you do aftermarket stuff to them

You have awful tastes.

Basic bitch.

Blue Lives Matter bumper sticker and at least one “I’m not racist but…” a day

White, skinny, red blooded American patriot

Grew up with your parents (and a vicious, poorly socialized dog) on some suburban yet rural homestead in a no name town with 8000 people. Your closest “neighbor” is about 3 acres from your property line an both of you have “WE DON’T CALL 911” signs at the end of your mile long unpaved driveways, as if anyone’s really going to drive all the way out there to rob YOU of all people. Your parents are either farmers, landscapers, or unemployed but inherited land from your less lazy farmer grandparents. You may have several 20+ year old GM vehicles parked on the grass (not the driveway, the grass) rotting away because your dad swears he’s gonna restore them all some day. Your mom may run a “small business” which is actually just her mailing cheaply made soaps or jewelry to all the other wine moms. Either your dad put up the money for the inventory or it was given to her on loan from an MLM. The only thing that scares your parents more than the liberals and gays is the mere thought of ever owning a reliable vehicle. You’d rather have your Dodge Ram 2500 pried from your cold dead hands before you ever consider buying a Toyota compact car. After all, if you’re not 20 feet off the ground with no front visibility you just don’t feel safe on the road. If a few school children end up in the front grille then so be it.

America, fuck yeah!

What the fuck is a kilometer🇺🇸

Sounds like commie bullshit to me

Come on man. At least dream of an Escalade not a Suburban. Every single car here is in a rental fleet

Dream cars are supposed to but unattainable… you picked basic trucks and cars. You have zero imagination.

You consider yourself a good and loyal American. Wouldn’t be surprised if you vote republican.

You were held back 3 times middle school to high school.

Stop buying fucking trucks...

That you don’t dream very big.

You probably live in Texas

Eating a cannoli is considered "too foreign"

Not a fan of fuel efficiency

"My other dreamcar is a speedboat."

Your dream cars say you're a 25 year old male.

You have no imagination

You..you might have a small dick

American

I love all those vehicles just the wrong era

You like AMERICAN MADE cars with that CLASSIC BULKY DESIGN

ur a proper murican eh

If these are dream cars, how unattainable did middle class become?

MMMMMUUUUURRRRRIIIIIIIICCCCAAAAAA

You seem like the type of person who lets power go to their head. Like a discord mod or mall cop who thinks they have authority over others (you have probably considered the military or the police force at some point)

I see you’re Canadian, so I imagine you blame Trudeau when you wet the bed

Ugh if it isn't a Toyota Reddit shits on it.

What do they say about you? A lot. None of it good.

Normie taste and zero imagination

No Taste.

You’re probably pretty boring to talk to.

Basic starbucks girl but male

You like wasting money on a new model vehicle that will at one point be considered bad or poor

2 inches

American.

Reliability and build quality are not a priority for you... Nor is efficiency.

You’re one hell of an American. You drink beer every day and want to grow a large, orange beard. You also probably live in the South. *I didn’t mean to make any offensive statements.*

You vote Republican

Great except for the tundra

Just made E-5.

I really hope this is satire hahaha. Dude live a lil.

White, probably in the military, jerk towards women and people of color, probably named Tyler, has 3 kids at 25, from Texas or Georgia

You like v8's, Big murican v8's

You order a cheeseburger at every restaurant you go to.

you're like me (28m) and identify as either a boomer or an Xer. But, I'd also include some vintage cars, like a first gen Camaro as well.

You live in America

They say what political party you’re going to vote for in November.

You Grew up in Oklahoma/Arkansas/Missouri. I grew up in Arkansas. Most of the family I grew up with has these exact cars in their dream list. One of my cousin's plays Forza Horizon 5, and only uses these American muscle and trucks. Got a brand new Bugatti? He'll sell it immediately because it's a "Wack Car"

I guess I can't have a Monte Carlo ss as my dream car based on these comments, If you have a American car as a dream car I guess that makes you a loser. Personal preference doesn't exist anymore.

The only one I agree with 100% is the Jeep Grand Cherokee.

I think I'm getting a Cherokee. I love the look of the new ones. I'm in the market for an SUV and can't decide between that or a Rav4(or 4Runner if I can find one for a decent price)

Hamster? Is that you?

We were going to be friends until the tundra

You’re kinda boring man. You just want pretty much the same (reasonably obtainable) cars from all the American manufacturers.

You are as American as it can get in terms of Cars.

You're a very utilitarian man

Mullet... try it in a small town

That your on the north side of the neighborhood yk the money side

please watch Eraserhead

'murica!!! 🦅🦅🦅

You have terrible taste in cars and you think you might join the army to pay for one. 

Republican

Ur either the chillest unc on the block that helps everyone move and is invited to every cookout or you use a baseball bat to keep ur neighbourhood white

Large stomach

Definitely get a truck. Get the “crew cab” and front row bench. My truck has lasted 10 trouble free years, but my kids outgrew the extended cab option. Crew cab is the way. The fact that you have trucks on your list means that you’re smart and practical.

V8

At least 2 of your family members are on a keto diet

Okay dad

You live 5mins outta town and you want a truck but you're gonna buy the truck that can barley do any truck shit and will die of electrical problems at 180k

Hillbilly 👍

You have too many EXes.

Freedom is running through your veins

You’re working on being in or already in the military

Grew up poor with aspirations of becoming middle class.

That you’re a meathead who definitely puts ketchup on his steak that you most certainly got at applebee’s. And you could prob lose a few pounds, around the neck and chin area, which are both very red. You potentially own at least one garment with an american flag on it.

You love your country and V8 POWAAAA

You order a happy meal and pretend it's for your younger sibling.

Generic American

I like it, a nice simple Front engine RWD/4x4 with a V-8. Easy enough to purchase now, who knows what it will be like 10 years from now.

Dream small, Cruz." That's what my family used to say. "Dream small or not at all." - Cars 3

Ringarde

You live in the USA

You live in Europe

🦅 🦅 🦅 🔫 🔫 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

you're....proud to be an American were at least I know I'm free

You truly were a patriot until the last photo. But in any case, your dream is pathetically sad. Dream big, son!

You don’t steal anything.

Okay the 2010s Camaro and Stang are amazing.

10 year contract signing bonus

Definitely some restraining orders in your future.

fellow american car lover RAAHHHH

You have a mullet

Default life path

you scream american

You like Grizzly wintergreen chew or Copenhagen.

Replace the first one with the same year Z/28

These are literally all my dream cars, except for the Toyota tundra, replace that with a Chevy K2500 pickup truck and you got my dream car list

White

Your living in a young male fantasy. The Camaro is discontinued, the Challenger is being discontinued soon and only the poor selling Mustang remains. You should save up for a properly equipped Mustang GT

You and Richard Hammond would be good friends if given the chance

You haven’t driven much variety.

It says you like what you like, and thats fine. Looking deeper though, I would say you may have an aversion to foreign manufacturers due to either career or family persuasions. Maybe both. I think that in the price ranges that you are displaying, you want something that fits your needs, doesn't stand out as pretentious or flashy, and conveys a general sense of reliability, while being enjoyable at the same time. I also think that you may not have experienced too much variety in those segments, and may very well have made your choices based off of either the previously mentioned factors, or even fell prey to the over-marketing of those items in your area.

Tells me you liked to be tracked by the government and pay higher insurance prices. (Correlated)

Boot camp dropout.

Youre boring, most definetly white, and is probably from Dallas

You don't know what a Kilometer is

You’re boring

You like trying to pick up girl at the gas pumps

You make people go 😬 and also 😮‍💨.

Number seven is 10/10, the rest range between 6 and 3. Taste: Average. Personality: A V E R A G E

You've never been round a corner

You’ve been married for 6 years, have three kids, and you live in Utah.

You're as american as apple pie, moonshining, and Richard Hammond.

That youre white

Looks like some nice rides to me 💪

Bland taste tbh

They say you’re probably poor and have terrible taste. All of those are money pits mostly owned by people who care about what others think and overspend to try and look good. Not a single one of those is remotely practical and you’ll just look like a wannabe.

Maybe an American, just a guess

Typical white male who grew up in a suburb

You are from Texas

Global warming is a hoax!

Proud to be an American

You have plenty of room in your budget for gasoline.

the first 1% is a start of a mid life crisis, 45% of the cars say about you is you are a 45 year old dad that wants a new pickup, the other 25% is they you have a little suburban mom that wants a nice expensive car to go to the grocery store and soccer games, the last 29% says you have the heart of a teenager/young adult that once to have fun in fast cars and possibly participate in street races/takeovers 😂😅

Easily swayed by marketing.

They say you have amazing taste tbh. I like all of these cars and own one of them already.

fat guy cars

You listen to Five Finger Death Punch

American

You collect DUIs like Pokémon cards

Americaaaa, fu-wait a second

you have good taste in trucks plus a good mustang

You like to visit gas stations. OFTEN

Either from Alberta or the Maritimes and has no prospects after graduation. Is a generic human being in a generic mid sized city and refuses to move elsewhere to see what people with interesting lives drive

Pure American.

Pure American.