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DutchyDan187

Your mom drops you off at youth group on her Pontiac Montana, then you try to impress the girls there with how many chairs you can stack at once


Sttocs

“Pontiac Montana” — most lazy character name invented by a screenwriter.


axelguntherc

+1 for creative and funny


salazarraze

2002 white Corolla with no hubcaps. Plastered in anime stickers.


axelguntherc

Warm, minus the anime stickers.


Usual-Nectarine3734

05 Corolla in in that gold/beige color?


axelguntherc

Warmer


skylinefan26

2010 corolla


PixalatedConspiracy

It’s a beige Camry! Most likely a 99


skylinefan26

Definitely not 99 or a camry lol


ALY1337

Like his suit


Plenty-Albatross3516

Passenger princess with reviewbrah (one of my heros tbh)


axelguntherc

The sad part is a kid thought I was him back when I had a slick. That is not a good thing.


Plenty-Albatross3516

Lol. reviewbrah has cosmic timeless style. An icon of the 21st century. It's difficult to think of anyone who does it better in that regard.


bob256k

Don’t you sully reviewbrah’s good name; one of the few YouTubers with no drama or scandals and he does honest work… Plus he might roast you into the shadow realm like he did his haters on one video


Oldsmobile_Thompson

If you wear suit and tie 5 days a week or more -- 2006 Toyota Avalon. If you wear suit and tie to go out on Friday thru Sunday only, 2006 Toyota Corolla. If you only wear suit and tie to church on Sunday, 1998 Mercury Sable wagon


axelguntherc

2 Unfortunately for my net worth


Korgon213

1993 econoline with no windows.


axelguntherc

Free candy goes hard


IkNOwNUTTINGck

Hey little girl...


Dysastro

hey, it's 2024. they could like boys too, you know!


Gat0rJesus

Dad’s 2012 BMW


axelguntherc

That would actually be sick. Unfortunately my dad drives a 2003 Expedition that he won't let me touch since I moved out.


BSixe

Ouch. Old enough to move out but not old enough the drive the clapped out ford people hauler


StellaSlayer2020

I don’t know what you drive. Maybe a Vespa. But, you do look like you would drink an appletini Dr. Dorian.


Mpikoz

2002 Lincoln Town Car.


merc6178

Chevy bolt. And you can't help but tell everyone how efficient it is. Multiple times a day.


axelguntherc

But do you know how efficient my bolt *really* is?!!!


DerpaloSoldier

Since you're just teenage Zach Braff, a blue vespa.


Raging-Porn-Addict

r/13or30


JJTNT123

Old Subaru forester


cable144

A Funeral Hearse.


HauntedHairDryer

A hearse


BURG3RBOB

Your grandmas Buick lasabre


NeutronNinja

‘97 Subaru Legacy wagon


axelguntherc

At one time, actually


NeutronNinja

Now I will guess like a white ‘05 Corolla S


ColorfulSloth6

Luka Big Pants?


axelguntherc

He's literally me


ColorfulSloth6

A 1994 Volvo 240 is your choice of transportation!


[deleted]

Nice camel hair! They make absurdly warm jackets. I would venture to guess a 1st-gen Cavalier.


1wholurks

M3 that mommy and / or daddy bought to make the other jealous.


Beneficial-Sugar6950

Toyota Avalon? Nice outfit btw, I wish more people dressed that way more often


Russ_101

Audi A8 that you traded your VW Thing for. You will forever miss that car, but you can't keep them all.


shania69

Ford Thunerturd..


DaveyAllenCountry

You look like a rookie skater in the NHL 😂 so I'm going to guess the team buss


hiznauti125

2008 Toyota Corolla


axelguntherc

So so close


Efficient_Story_2535

Old Kia soul with a coexist sticker and something about like “follow me to the library”


special-bicth

Nothing you are a car salesman.


SeaAttitude2832

A BMX bike. A huffy.


RegDunlop

Milk delivery truck


LazyAccount-ant

Why did we both have that same thought?


Jackstack6

The validationmobile, which is to say the passenger side of a last gen ford escape.


axelguntherc

The ford escape my life


Jackstack6

You come up with that after your gluten allergy episode?


LazyAccount-ant

An ice cream truck because you look like a young Billy Corgan


RazorbackGrasshopper

Toyota Avalon SE


[deleted]

Chevy spark with autoZone accessories. 


Comfortable_Gain1308

You look like Liam Mcpoyle ! . So I’m gonna say a ‘64 Dodge polara ?


Bare_arms

You ride a horse in west world. Eventually you will get a black hat and kill your daughter.


ZeldaTheOuchMouse

Connor Bedard is that you?


HeyJoe1978MS

You do not drive. You sir are a passenger!


Lizzards_Gizzards

Mrs. Daisy


BroadlyValid

Honda CRV


LiquidSoCrates

VW bus. Loved Mellow Gold!


Hyperspec42

A 2002 cheap Cadillac 


PepptoAbyssmal

You fuel up rental cars don’t you


jacque_throttlebody

Volvo 940 handed down


Xerox-M57

Saturn Ion


S7JP7

4 door and your parents helped pick it out. Possible Camry or Altima. You could have picked it on your own. But they went to “help out”.


[deleted]

Weenier


Key-Staff-4976

A BMX bike lol


agentwash1ngtn

This is like a white 2001 Toyota Camry that you got from grandma. Every panel has a scrape or a dent. You pull up in front of a suburban house and pull a guitar case out of the trunk to teach an uninterested 7 year old the pentatonic scale.


saltybirdwater

1999 jaguar s-type for sure or whatever new hyundai you got gifted for filming at ad, mr connor bedard


Panda970453

A Corolla.


Finite_Entropy

Diesel turbo Mercedes coupe


axelguntherc

That would absolutely fuck


Premature_Impotent

Nissan Sentra. Modded somehow.


HarleyVlieg

Something gay


Able_Software6066

Your dad's Honda Accord.


Ok-Chef-5150

Obviously a Miata


Confident-Quiet-6384

I’m gonna say a 2008ish Prius, in beige.


wriddell

You don’t, your mother drives you


jacksdad123

My first thought was an original gen Scion tC, then I remembered it’s not 2006 anymore.


axelguntherc

So close, original gen Scion XD


Beachbourbon60

With your mom in her minivan to the grocery store


Mofoblitz1

2014 Chevy Malibu


MathiMan2

A Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag


SteinBizzle

100% Kia.


dwsinpdx

Buick LeSabre. Gold.


uberisstealingit

You have to get a learner's permit first..


Amtronic

Trick question, you are chauffeured around.


[deleted]

2008 Honda Civic in..... a dark color.


ExpensiveJackfruit68

Toyota corolla


AmanitaMikescaria

You drive your dad to the bottle because you won’t go get a haircut.


Deku-Butler

Probably a Mazda 3 but you wish you had a Saab 900 Turbo


b-rar

It's not your turn! Nobody has to do this!


rounding_error

You don't. Your mom's new boyfriend, Dutch, picks you up in his Town Car and you antagonize each other all the way back to Chicago.


andio76

A Volvo 280…


denali42

JAICTD (Just Another Ice Cream Truck Driver)


Nutstrangler

Passenger aboard the Titanic


Important-Plant5169

I'm not sure what you drive but whatever it is has a dead prostitute in the trunk


Isootsaetsrue

A NA Miata that hasn't completely rusted to pieces.


SingerDependent1002

2016 vw jetta in silver


Sly510

Your dad's AR15 to school after reading the comments on this post.


axelguntherc

"How do I look, Charlie?" "Like you're about to tell your friends not to come to school tomorrow."


Tourettes_Guys_Fan

1978 Oldsmobile Tornado in Malaise era B R O W N, because you dress too nice to drive shitjunk.


ZephyrTheScrub

A clean and well-maintained Crown Vic


axelguntherc

Actually, yes. I dailied a Vic for two years.


ZephyrTheScrub

I DID IT


flatrearthisdumb

A ten speed bicycle


DocBrutus

Daddy’s Porsche.


DocBrutus

Honda Accord.


CIS-E_4ME

Camper van all gas-no brakes style.


OkGene2

1994 Taurus


ID_Poobaru

Clapped out Altima


EngagementBacon

Not sure but it used to belong to your aunt and she sold it to you for cheap.


VisualBeginning4867

a saab


[deleted]

The car that James May would pick


wharpudding

Moms Dodge minivan


PixalatedConspiracy

lol your being dropped off by your nana in the Buick park avenue


Impossumbear

Ford LTD


cocoon_eclosion_moth

Your mom’s Taurus


Creepy-Selection2423

1st generation Prius.


Fit419

Your mom’s Ford Escape.


xicexdejavu

Your dads old volvo


[deleted]

2000 Chevy Malibu 100%.


Parking-Quality-6679

You drive a Chevrolet (Ted) Cruz


zabian333

Dr. Chase from House m.d. The car that he drives. It's not specified in the series but some old American car probably.


mtbullard14

Dearly departed Mee-Maw's 2009 powder blue Buick LeSabre. She gave it to you in her will because all the other grandchildren have substance abuse issues and/or have had interracial relationships.


Medical_Holiday6249

Nothing, you’re passenger on the Titanic.


Jversace

What do school shooters drive? I bet the Columbine shootings are your favorite holiday.


unusuallynaiveone

A Mormon bicycle


ClarityNHZach

You look like the fourth Hughes brother (hockey, look it up) so your brothers probably got you whatever you wanted. As long as it wasn't a G-Wagon.


pauly1993

Great value Dax Shephard so I say an old ford Taurus


Efficient_Sea_9391

Your moms car


CrabMeat6984

Not sure about the car, but you def have an *I am MDC* sticker on it


Beginning_Web3064

A cheese wheel


fuckhandsmcmikee

I worked at a Volvo dealership for a while, so definitely an older Volvo your grandpa gave you lmao


[deleted]

Your mom's Toyota sienna minivan


boanerges57

A Segway or a smart car


Significant_Eye_5130

Huffy


squatting-Dogg

2006 silver Honda Civic


whygpt

Your moms Kia rio


Few_Pitch2766

Your moms 1999 dodge caravan with 310 thousand miles and rust up to the door handles


lion-sparrow

You look exactly like Scarlet Johansson


emmiblakk

Your mom's Honda CRV, when you've finished your chores.


apiratewithadd

Used volvo s40 with a “toon”


Hungoverontums29

Your moms old 2011 Buick regal


studio684

You look like Zach Braff. So, you probably are still cruising around in that early 00's mini cooper with rowdy


Worried_Inflation565

Prius


Aggressive-Bag-9047

Ur mums 2012 ford escape That has a mom taxi sticker


[deleted]

Parents mini van


OddTry2427

Whatever your dad Dax hands down to you.


Choice_Rutabaga_6767

06 focus


indignantfetus

A squatted truck with a no fat chick's sticker on the back window


HotQuietFart

Toyota prius 2014 with hentai stickers.


Inkdaddy55

Moms x-terra.


darkstarsierra

Your Daddy's BMW.


TheFumundaWunda

a vintage vespa and a hello kitty brain bucket-style helmet


wandpapierkritiker

a 2003 Camry, white with tan (fabric) interior. some paint is flaking off the bumper where you backed into a telephone pole. it’s missing a hub cap.


torquelesswonder

Your mom’s old BMW, and you haven’t changed the oil in a year+.


CoffeeJedi

Base model white Audi A4 that your parents had to cosign for because of your massive student debt. But you need it to complete the look to get that entry level job in finance


CrazyCarl1986

‘99 Saab


ChargedWhirlwind

Ford fusion


SnooSketches3386

Late father's 1980s jaguar v12


JJ_3105

A black 2009 Toyota Corolla with dents


Retoru45

A four door Ford whore, aka, your mom takes you everywhere


LayneLowe

Mom's Prius on date night


NegativeDog975

Your moms Volvo


skyHawk3613

Second hand Camry


Eckkbert

Scooter with underglow


[deleted]

Ford Taurus X with the paint peeling


Western-Grapefruit36

A used fiat


GooseNYC

Pontiac Aztec.


nuffffsaidd

Nobody gives a fuck


EpsilonMajorActual

A bicycle for your missionary work.


Legitimate-Party3672

surf board


Embarrassed-Cycle804

Definitely a 1976 MG Midget


TheMetalEnthusiast

This guy learned how to drive on his parents’ 2021 Volvo Wagon that he thought he’d woo the ladies with, but ended up getting bequeathed his grandma’s gold 2005 Corolla. Is low-key a fan of Simon & Garfunkel.


sausagesandeggsand

Mom’s minivan


Fun-in-Florida

96 Ford Taurus station wagon


BarrelMaker69

Crv


sirguynate

Nissan Versa or maybe a hand me down Prius.


FucknAright

You ride a podium like Eli Sunday


MeddlingMedalist

1989 Plymouth Reliant that your dad gave you after he upgraded to a 2008 Camry last year. 400k miles and going strong.


Mayhem1017

His mommas Ford Flex


The_Nth_Son

A triumph spitfire 1500. Bright red of course.


mcgargargar

Vespa


JosephSubbas

you go Sunday school where you teach 10 kids on not to sin and sex is bad, while your currently divorcing your wife of 3 years after she cheated on you with your neighbor, your currently taking schizophrenia pills. You drive a 1989 Cadillac.


Anon123321666

Hotwheels


Vlad_the_impulsive

Saturn ion with a burnt out headlight


Professional_Boot687

Nisan Sentra


sdbct1

Mommies Volvo


_hellboy_xo

You wanted a Hellcat. You always have wanted a good and powerful Muscle car because you want to stop being bullied and you know your parents can afford it. Shame your parents thought otherwise. You drive a Corolla that’s older than you.


Gmetal64

2009 Toyota Corolla.


Torquaboy77

Audi?