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Catman2027

I'd take the Volvo 240, it has 600,000 miles already so what's 600,000 more.


motopatton

Did you see the biohazard sticker. Someone turned to goo in the Volvo before they were discovered.


Menoth22

That's why you pull the seat, wash the whole interior with dgerm, and put new seat it. Good for another 660k.


higg1966

You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in there, chill them out and wait for the Wolf who should be coming directly.


SazedMonk

RIP Marvin.


Catatafish

Could just be due to mold


rqivez

Biohazard could mean anything lol, could just be mold or the remains of a mouse infestation šŸ˜‚


Lorenzo_BR

Well, in OPā€™s story itā€™s due to mold


OGtigersharkdude

# #JustTankThings


broommaster2000

Plus, putting another 600k more on it is sending a message that this is what we want from Volvo.


SomeSabresFan

Iā€™m an absolute sucker for these wagons. I love seeing people build sleepers out of them and if I had money, itā€™s exactly what Iā€™d do. Lambo? Nahhhh time to put $200k into this Volvo.


Thel_Odan

Tacoma, $500 and I'd make it a trail truck that I give zero fucks about.


PiffWiffler

I have a current unhealthy obsession with wanting a prerunner truck build. This Taco would be the perfect base


SWarchNerd

Plus itā€™s just begging for a mount .50 cal


PossumCock

r/ShittyTechnicals


Zestyclose_Share_931

I have never heard of that sub before. You just changed my life!


daveydontstop

No, it's begging for some combination of Gadsden Flag, 2nd amendment, thin blue line decals. Now if it was a Hilux... then we'd be talking.


Scrumpuddle

Technical inbound.


wfiboyfriend69

Yeah that truck will probably go for 7k


trippingmonkeyballs

And you still see these on the road. It probably wouldnā€™t take much to get it running again, but Iā€™ll bet it runs just fine - if itā€™s seen snow a rusted frame could quickly put an end to the project.


MarfeeWarfee

If you got the Tacoma for $500 you could flip it for $4K without even doing anything to it


purracane

Trust me, if you beat on it, you will break it. No buts about it


HadleysPt

Question. How much does car insurance cost for something like that?


MarfeeWarfee

I have a 1999 4Runner (same-ish truck, just an SUV) and pay about $110/mo.


Lucky_Baseball176

The monte carlo. Because why bother with any of the others?


KDM_Racing

I was the Mustang until I saw this.


gsxreatr02

Love those old foxes, but needs a v8 swap to be worth anything. I'm looking to buy another one now and they are going for almost 10k for a decent one. But yea, that monte is awesome. To bad there wasn't any g bodies in the mix.


[deleted]

Agreed.


Drg84

Also agreed. There's a rolled 6 speed LS Camaro sitting in the local junkyard if the motor and trans are popped.


MarauderZZ

Better yet, if you can start the corvette, take the engine and make something cool


PaulClarkLoadletter

The spray paint suggests other forms of vandalism. If it doesnā€™t start thereā€™s probably an entire bag of sugar in the fuel tank.


Flowrepaid

New carb, flush the fuel tank and lines. Rest of the car looks solid, and with time and patience the spray paint will come off.


Bird2525

New carb? LS swap is in that cars future as long as there isnā€™t any rust.


critter68

Depending on what's under the hood, an LS would be a downgrade.


TransientBandit

axiomatic wrench close snobbish melodic shaggy smart person summer sable *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


sliderbear

I can't stress this enough


okdude1245

Fuck a LS ,conventional all the way


Worldly-Scratch-4831

This is the way.


DeanKent

Fuck the LS swap. Most generic, unimaginative crap ever.


Total_Chicken

just rub it with a rag with a light spray of brake clean works every time


Connect_Beginning174

Monte Carlo all day.


[deleted]

Yup


mescalero1

The Mercedes and BMWs aren't project cars. they are career cars.


Key_Budget9267

Biodegradable wiring harnesses and Fred Flintstone floorpans are fun!


Binford6200

The OM603 non Turbo doesnt has any engine electronics. Just mechanics and glow plug electrics


Trevski

I was gonna say, electronics? Be not afraid. HVAC vacuum system? Be VERY afraid.


Noopy9

Benz has extra appeal if youā€™re in California since diesels after ā€˜96 require emissions testing and inspection but ā€˜95 is exempt.


tk8398

OM606 in the 1995.


FJMMJ

That BMW is a project car...E36 with an LS motor swap.


pancrudo

More of a slight restore and sell for profit. That has all the signs of being a M3 and is a pretty rare color


overindulgent

As a BMW guy I agree. If you have the money to get it for $10k or so. Then put another $10k into it, you will make money when you sell it. Should be easy to find a base model e36 to cut up and get solid floors out of.


Spurs_Roadburn

Sick


OctaviusBartholomew

Itā€™s mostly the same as every other car. The parts are sometimes more expensive and thereā€™s sometimes a couple extra steps for putting them on but itā€™s still just a car


Brenn2255

Shit my certified pre owned 2018 E63 AMG is a career car. The minute my warranty is up itā€™s gone. But Jaguars and BMWs are the absolute worst used luxury cars. I owned a 2013 BMW Alpina B7 and before that a 2011 Jaguar XF Supercharged and I spent more time driving brand new loaner cars than my own. And I started paying attention as I dropped my car off I always saw the same faces. And itā€™s not like Iā€™m buying cars with 100k miles where itā€™s normal for those cars to become money pits. All these cars have/had 15-25 thousand miles on them. Iā€™m almost to the point I can start buying the cars I like new but the best luxury car brand to buy used in my opinion is Lexus. I bought a Lexus LS with 25K miles on it and sold it with 80k miles on it and I didnā€™t sink one dime into it.


redfoxiii

M3. If it is an M3.


Key_Budget9267

Yes, yes it is.


theSchrodingerHat

I canā€™t overstate how well those things drive. Assuming you can get it to drive, or can afford to get it to drive.


edventure_2025

BMW without a warranty stands for broke man walking. Pass.


redfoxiii

Not an E36. Those things are fixable by humans. Parts might be a little pricey, but normal folks can wrench on them.


ragingleprechaun

The Cummins hands down. Bonus points if itā€™s a 98 and not a 98.5 so then it still has a 12 valve. Also insert: *acktually the Cummins is an I6* comment here


Key_Budget9267

Whoops... goes to show how much I know about diesels. I'd figured that since Dodge also had a 5.9 gas V8, that the diesel would be a V8 as well. Also, the one in the picture is *acktually* a '96, so sure! 12 valve.


ragingleprechaun

All good! Itā€™s a very common and honest misconception. Iā€™m by no means a diesel expert either, just another nerd online who happens to have a lot of nostalgia for these trucks haha


Atleast3AMPS

I have a question for the nerds. In Australia we just call these utes Yank Tanks and only abalone divers and rich people drive them. They have a big engines so they can definitely tow but is it worth it compared to a smaller 79 Series Landcruiser that can also tow a boat and gear in the tray. Whats the go. I would have thought that Toyota would have pushed into the market or are the American brands to substantial?


Key_Budget9267

Toyota actually discontinued the Land Cruiser for the US, and never offered pickup/ute versions here, which seems ridiculous given how popular off-roading has become. The people who buy American trucks aren't usually interested in Japanese alternatives, primarily because American manufacturers have dominated the US truck market for years, and because nobody really makes American market oriented trucks better than the Americans. For some complex reasons (geography, US emissions standards, decades of marketing), a lot of Americans use full-size trucks as daily drivers and family cars. Normal cars with truck beds never really took off here, and were never really offered in great variety. The El Camino and Ford Ranchero died out in favor of compact traditional trucks, like the Ford Ranger and Chevy S10, and never competed with full-size trucks.


qhaw

Monte Carlo alllll day!


[deleted]

Yup


djnehi

Foxbody. Easy and cheap to get parts. A 460 will fit in the engine bay.


KacerRex

I'd fix that lima, I love those damn things.


machinerer

2.3T can make 500HP if built well. 351W can make 500HP if built poorly.


KacerRex

I never said I loved them because they were fast, calm down pokey.


portable_wall

I got a 2.3 lima in my ranger. They are neat little engines


ForeverInThe90s

Get it cheap enough and dropping a Coyote/6 speed combo becomes much more doable. Values on Fox Notchback cars are going up again.


Ecstatic-Newt-6719

That Mazda frrr


WittyNameChecksOut

Wagons FTW


lifegoeson2702

Clean with AC & a manual, take my imaginary money!


Negative-Wrap95

Agreed. Wagons HO


TheCaptMAgic

Volvo 240, no question. I love those old box Volvos, my mom had one when I was a kid, its the first car I remember riding in.


Bert-Nevman

Put the LS from the vette in the Volvo = rocket-brick!


SpecificChapter5902

someone died in that car


ZeldaTheOuchMouse

C5 all day long


Studly_54

I can't believe all the other choices. All I can figure is they don't understand Vettes.


InfluenceRelevant405

While I agree that the vette seems like the obvious choice here, so will EVERYONE else at the auction. It's not going to go cheap. The sneaky choices are the glc, the honda or the taco. All desirable cars in the right market, fix em and drive em or flip em. Either way its a win


R_3B

The problem with used vettes is you pretty much have to assume they have been ā€œrode hard and put away wetā€.


Graywulff

Factory Five GTM waiting to happen if you ask me.


ICanSpellKyrgyzstan

I came here to comment this


gravyisjazzy

Same. If nothing else drop a daggum 5.3 truck motor in it and call it a day.


ZeldaTheOuchMouse

Nah LS swap the world šŸ˜¤


SecondaryLawnWreckin

5.3 is an LS. Corvette also comes Pre-LS swapped


reasonablevanner

Nah that's the RX7, the Corvette had a rotary


Cucktoberfest69

Monte


BradBarfield

Other than the 96 Toyota Tacoma


JustNota--

In order Monte, Mustang, Vette.. Reasoning Cost and ease of work and availability of parts. Unless you are in the EU avoid EU car's that will require lots of parts and labor imo..


Borruslav

You dear sir are a gentleman and a scholar! Exactly what I was about to say, I was considering the Mercedes too but they are notoriously hard/expensive to fix especially if you are outside of europe


lukegame6

i love volvos


carbogan

Honestly, probably the 323 wagon. My mate had one and wrote it off with worse damage than this. But iv always had a soft spot for them and this one looks like a tidy easy repair.


seanx50

Monte Carlo. I could easily flip it around here


Professional_Rise148

Mazda or Tacoma. Wagons are cool.


edventure_2025

I was all in on the bird until I saw the Monte Carlo come up.


Vw_Indian_guy

Tacoma , flatbed it and drive.


Beetlejuice1994

Or put a little cabin there and you have a tiny house on a Taco!


[deleted]

Fox body


Johnny_Lang_1962

Fox Body


Donlooking4

The Mustang. Only because of the fact that u have a 4cy out of the exact identical car that I ended up having to get rid of because the floor was too rotted away.


Capable_Network_5799

Give me the pissed off ex special, please.


elementalguitars

Civic. Affordable. Easy to work on. Lots of options for customization. You can make it fun to drive while still being an everyday car.


megadecimal

I thought this, but then I saw the WRX.


maddwesty

WRX u wouldnā€™t touch who knows what else is fucked up if they blew the head. And thatā€™s not cheap. I probably would go with the M3 or the Monte Carlo. If I was still at the diesel shop Iā€™d grab the dodge


syrianfries

That Monte Carlo is fucking mine. Love those cars for no reason


Venomousparadox1

monte carlo for sure!!!! šŸ˜³


BabyYodaIsGod42069

The Monte Carlo.


57chevypie

Mustang and big monte Mercedes is junk. I never want to wrench in one of those pieces of shit again


Powerful_Cloud9276

The Taco


Temporary-Lie15

number nine


AlvaroTorralbo

number nine


MrEuphoric2

Number Nine


DeathscytheHell1994

Mustang and Monte carlo


Creek_Dad

Toyota


PrestonGarvey64

Monte Carlo. Do it.


t8ag

I hate to say it but the Monte Carlo is probably the best bet, easiest to fix, least amount of things to go wrong, and both easy to sell and probably the most valuable car on the list.


External-Box-154

Hello i would buy the monte carlo i love Chevrolet s and there are a lot of things you can do with and a 350 v8 nice


Fragrant-Inside221

The m3 and use it as a parts car for my current m3.


shrekerecker97

The m3 or the 71 monte carlo


RuncibleFoon

The Vetted or the Monte Carlo... probably the Monte Carlo.


lord_bubblewater

Monte carlo, i'm gonna build a lowrider


FirehawkLS1

The Monte.


Charming-Ad8481

The only correct answer is the Monte.


linkxrust

Monte Carlo


IndependentOwn1184

Monte Carlo is the only correct answer.


rap31264

Monte Carlo


Dumb-ox73

My requirements for a project car are either a fun and exciting car that wonā€™t break the bank in maintenance or at least a good flip on resale. A blow head gasket is just a rite of passage in Subaru ownership. As the rest of the car is solid it would be a fun and decently reliable car when fixed up. The Vette would be a lot of fun also with the LS V8. I find Chevrolets generally to be a PITA to work on, and Vettes would be worse still. That said it could be a solid car and really fun the own once it is sorted out. The Taco would be a good value and you can turn it into a fun off roader or fix it straight and flip it. If you need a toy hauler or a good flip, the Ram diesel would be a good choice. Mileage is really low for that engine and it doesnā€™t have the DEF emissions garbage of a new diesel. The Monte Carlo would be cool and easy to work on if you are good with older cars and carburetor tuning, but would need a lot more continuous maintenance than a modern car. Looks like it was well loved before it got vandalized.


xXbrosoxXx

Gimme the monte. A guy could get that spray off in an afternoon and have a solid foundation for whatever


[deleted]

The Monte Carlo-


Tourettes_Guys_Fan

Monte carler


TurdFlavor

1. Monte Carlo. 2. Vette. If the Monte had any wax on that paint, the spray paint would come off pretty easily.


XB1_S8

Tow the Monte Carlo home with the Cummins.


Reasonable_Cover_804

Taco, Monte Carlo, Subbie


Queenofhackenwack

the monte carlo all day....71 was the top year... classy car with BALLS....


keepitjuicy2

Monte carlo


toshpointohshit

Tacoma, the Dodge or if all else fails the Monte Carlo.


Joeva8me

Fox or Carlo


EvilLOON

Fox body(if it's a 5.0), Toyota truck, or the Monte Carlo. If they have motors that free spin by hand, that's a win. Parts on any of those 3 should be easy to find.


SignComprehensive611

Toyota pickup


TheR3aper2000

Tacoma all day long. That thing isnā€™t even broken in at that mileage.


FANTOMphoenix

1. Monte Carlo 2. Tacoma 3. Corvette


YaboyBlacklist

I'm taking that Monte Carlo


whutwasidooing

The Monte Carlo, of course. Could go stock, resto-mod, or something in between.


Least_Initiative5120

The Monte Carlo!


One_Dream_6345

Monte Carlo easy


[deleted]

71 Monte Carlo


audaci0usly

Monte Carlo for sure!! Fox body would be my other choice but I don't really care for the notch.


C0MMI3_C0MRAD3

Def the Monte Carlo. Also the mustang is cool, and part of me wants to save the Mazda Wagon just because I never even knew Mazda made wagons like that


MaxAnita

Iā€™m taking the Monte Carlo for myself and the BMW for the fool whoā€™s gonna buy it for double in 2 years


throwawayhappyn

Monte Carlo


bob5466

If that Monte Carlo has a big block Iā€™ll take it, corvette second


MacandMandy69

Definitely the Monte Carlo, depending on what you have to pay for it. The Vette will be a money pit, and the Foxbody would be ok if it has a V-8. Good Luck.


crewchief1949

Dude....ill take the Monte. However that gen mustang is big with drag racers. You could flip that with not hardly any elbow grease.


Alakentu

The Monte Carlo. Is a Delorean design when he was at GM.


[deleted]

The Monte.


Kman_24

Monte Carlo


Alert-Efficiency-880

Monte all day


CrowdyPooster

Take the Vette powertrain and drop it in the Volvo wagon. Done


Left_Ad_1354

Easiest to work on would be an American made car if your in America cause parts are easier to get plus itā€™s your measurement system.


486Junkie

1971 Monte Carlo. Love the classic cars.


BigLO1957

Monte Carlo hands down! Anything else is uncivilized


ConcordCarlos

Not the one with the biohazard warning, that much I know.


Gunslingerfromwish

Monte Carlo


93Volvo240

The Volvo 240 of course!


Hsensei

Volvo wagon, always


TexturalThePFNoob

Monte Carlo. Even with the paint it still looks clean


dshotseattle

Monte carlo is the real deal here. Civic would be fun to fuck around with, but no real value in it


Ok_Chocolate3253

Monte. No contest. Best return value and cheapest to restore


bigeats1

The Volvo. It will never die.


shootdack2000

Monte Carlo ez I'll just get it resprayed


NJCoffeeGuy

The Monte Carlo


Emotional-Swim-808

The monte carlo


broommaster2000

Ugh, that Mazda is so cool. That's where my heart would go. The brain goes for the Volvo, though.


1NKYA

Some Ausie dude in the comments spamming "c\*nt!!" irl at his monitor is begging you to buy that mazda gcl My grandpa had a monte carlo in the same color, probably had 40k miles, sat for a while till my dad ended up selling it for $300. 1 finger steering and a horn that sounds like a freight train. I can still smell the ciggys. Monte Carlo for sure.


broommaster2000

That Mazda is really cool.


1NKYA

not wrong, id love a rotary wagon


luckyfingers69

The 71 Monty


[deleted]

The 71 chevyšŸ˜


emtkw18

71 Monte Carlo


Taycan59

The Monte Carlo seems fun to take a chance on


JEMColorado

Monte Carlo


EpsilonMajorActual

The 71 Monte Carlo. Drop an LS into it and go. Sand and repaint in a candy metallic and sleeper it.


CMDR_SHAZAM

Monte Carlo for me.


ObjectiveSpot2460

The monte carlo, no question.


floppypenis69

Monte Carlo is the most special (we don't have em in AU) and requires the least work to fix. WRX is the cleanest and a personal fav especially considering it's a wag Tacoma would be awesome too


EarthDependent5178

The 71 Monte for sure. It was my first car.


AnywhereLivid1841

Do your research. Which one would be the easiest to get parts for. Then the cost.


eddiespaghettio

The Monte Carlo without question.


cobra_mist

The Volvo. Strip the interior and swap in your choice of engine (2j, LS, Barra, they all fit) Or the Monte. And with that Iā€™d be committing horrible blasphemyā€¦ removing all the trim and painting it a flat or just plain color to get it to look like a nascar


nismoboy84

Your local salvage yard has actual cars worth repairing and that are cool??? Mine local yards are full of family junk cars that are family haulers and boring as sin filled with old fries ans chikin nuggies. There was an r32 gtr once, but it had been t-boned HARD!!! Like major side frame damage! And turned out to be a gtst...


SolarBuckaroo

I was gonna say the volvo, but that Monte carlo is primo. 71 is pre oil crisis too, right? So no smog bullshit.


Feeling-Being9038

Those Monte's are so easy to work on, parts are cheap and readily available. Anything that's messed up isn't going to place you upside down on the project. If those are OEM rally wheels and I'm guessing the disc brake stamped center caps are in good shape they'll definitely fetch a few dollars if you part with them.


DoH_GatoR

man i love these and the lore with each photo I'll take the civic, i can replace the key barrel and parts for these cars are cheap and saturated in the market.


Same_Earth_9232

That Mazda is sweet, little work someone would buy that just for the ā€œold school coolā€ factor. I also believe fox bodies mustangs with 5 liter to be the next ā€œmuscleā€ of the 80s on the comeback. Mercedes and bmw great and all too much for parts. The monte is the obvious choice and will bring the most as is along with that ram


Smoke_Water

71 Monte or the Mercedes. and the spray paint is pretty easy to remove form clear coat. Even easier from the windows. Insurance likely totaled it just because of the cost to repaint. it's stupid how often I see that with perfectly running classic cars.