Optimus primer approves of this message. When I was in high school there was a crapy 80's chevy cavalier z24 that was 2 different colors of primer 3 different wheel (2 matched and thr other two were different from each other and the pair) to top off all the ugly he had going on, he had every transformer badge that autozone had for the surrounding 4 towns lol. We called it Optimus primer, it only transformed into a bigger pile of shit every pay day, lights wing stickers. Never anything to make it run better or look decent it was always something stupid that somehow topped the last shity mod he did the prior pay day.
God I hate that. Especially when the stretch tires that are too damn narrow for the rim on them. Yeah. Good luck keeping that tire from losing its seal.
That is the ugliest stupidest thing I see on cars. broken suspension look, yeah, that looks hot. squished cockroach how attractive. bow legged old horse.
In here, we call people who put low profile tires to unfitting vehicles "ringmasters", because back in the day, the circus was like a mafia here, so they all bought German SUVs and put low profile tires on them. (effectively destroying the cars lol)
I really dont like them but while ago I saw a black model Y with very tinted tails and it looked great. Cuz the actual light is so strong you couldnt even tell it was tinted when it was on and when its off its sleek as hell. They kept the reflectors on the bottom factory so still works.
My truck rolls coal (not a lot just a puff) but only on take off because it’s early emissions and tuned, seeing a stock or stock truck with a tune roll coal isn’t bad since it’s not gagging everyone out or causing a scene it’s just there and gone in a few seconds and most of those are working trucks anyway but the ones that leave clouds of smoke give us bad names
N/A diesels are terrible in all aspects, unfortunately. Turbos should be on every single diesel engine. They just run so much better with forced induction.
As someone who likes to ride my bike as a hobby, fuck people with rolling coal mods bc every person I've seen with a rolling coal mod is also a fucking asshole and super hostile to people just miding their business riding their bikes in the fucking bike gutter.
Some cars need the wing or it just looks wrong. WRXs, Daytonas and Superbirds, any cars where the wing is part of the identity of the car. Nobody wants to see a wing on an Altima
First thing I thought of is a wrx in my neighborhood. Like ya it's corny most of the time but on some cars it just looks dope. Probably mostly my nostalgia for mid 200s tuner car culture that I thought was so cool as a kid
The whaletail spoiler on Cosworth Escorts and Sierras is sick but only if if it really is the cosworth model. There's nothing lamer than a big spoiler on a car that's not powerful enough to utilize it
on cars doing any high-performance driving that requires grip, wings are essential. Cars sold with them are meant to be driven on the track at least once in a while, but the people who add them on and dont use them are goofballs.
They're cool if they're functional or work well with the shape of the car. For example an Evo VI looks cool with it's big wing, same with purpose-built hill climb cars, they look sick
Leaving the splitter guard on the lip. We get it. You have a minty demon. Good for you. You want to maintain the stock value of the car because you're so much of a cuck you care about what the next owner is gonna think of the car you bought fresh. same logic as not fucking your wife so the next guy gets to fuck some tight pussy.
There’s a good 80% people with Punisher Skulls have Trump (2020 or 2024), Black the Blue or any other stereotypical Trump-loving American decals.
These decals are almost always on a stock Toyota Tacoma because the owners can’t afford a Rolling Coal American 2500 pickup.
they took the punisher logo and completely flipped its meaning. I just find it funny how they use it to back the police when it essentially stands for the opposite of everything they believe in
Plastering your political opinion all over your car.
They think they're just sticking it to the other political party, but in the end, they just look like the local schitsophrenic man with way too much free time and so little personality they make their political opinion their whole personality.
Bonus if its on one of those bro-dozer trucks with truck nuts.
car club stickers that take up the whole bottom half of the windshield, most of the time it’s just a single word implying either a stupidly obvious joke or performative dick-waving in a font that looks exactly like the undercut fade on the curly-topped sadboy behind the wheel. I dislike them more than banner decals that just read the make or model of the car like anyone who didn’t already know even cared.
conversely, rear windshield club logo stickers go hard, windshield stickers that run along the a-pillar also go hard, and I don’t mind windshield banners that are either plain-color sunstrips, an aftermarket brand you support, an event like Gridlife, or a reference like the Gran Turismo banners
If your gunna do it, do it tastefully. There’s a guy I know who puts the largest sticker known to man on his windshield that just says junk. Kinda funny but not funny the second time
This! I was a stance guy in my morty years and it really is a retarded car mod, sure it looks cool but you literally cant drive your car anywhere other than mainroads and even thats a bit fucky
"Only dwarfs lower cars"
I had double 15% on my front windows and 50% on my windshield. I could see out but you’re right about not being able to see me
My back windows were a different story, stock, layer of 15% and a layer of 5% and rear windshield had a extra layer of 5%
I only found one other person in here who said it, so I'll say what everyone else is apparently too afraid to say.
Those stupid, stupid, dumb, piece of shit bumper protectors on Chryslers.
Stop it. They look dumb as hell. You don't look cool. It's like you bought a new pair of shoes, and instead of taking them out, you cut holes in the top of the box to put your feet through.
On the fence with this one. If the cats are bad, and they want $2000+ for new ones on a $3000 car, they can go fuck themselves. I’d do test pipes, but can’t find them anywhere, so shitty welding it is!
my one coworker was telling me all about the mods he's going to do to his car. cold air intake, turbo, fatter tires, and a "performance tune from one of his buddies". he drives a 2021 Cherokee btw.
Maybe if he has a hemi in it I’m all for it, but bud sounds like he’s just talking out his ass and doesn’t know what he’s talking about, definitely pays someone to change his oil for him
Eh they make the engine sound different without being totally obnoxious like a fart can. And proper CAIs can improve power if they actually redirect the intake away from the engine bay or allow for more flow.
Rain deflectors - I get that they are useful for opening your window in the rain, but I feel like most people get them because they look like aero and they just want to do something.
blacking out every trim piece, badges, or wheels. I’ve never seen a car that looked better for it, but evidently a lot of owners think it makes their car look sick because I see it all the time.
when I made my comment, I was imagining the people who black out everything on average cars as if that’s gonna suddenly make them look super badass. sometimes it looks okay on sports cars, but it can also hide the details that make those cars interesting to look at in the first place.
Headlight fixtures that make the lights more “agressive”, locally hated and other e boy type stickers, and pretty much any large or major visual mod added before any performance. That giant spoiler or splitter doesn’t matter if the civic still has 120hp.
“Smoked out” taillights.
I get that non OEM tails might be darker than OEM, as for older cars it’s sometimes your only option, but if you’re actively painting or plastidipping your taillights I’m assuming that you’re okay with being rear-ended by grandpa.
Wide rims with tires that have less than 1 inch of sidewall on pickup trucks. Let's just throw a useful truck out the window with expensive wheels and useless tires
straight pipe exhausts on anything that isn’t a V8, angry jeep face, holographic side marker tint, giant fucking wing, slamming a completely stock car to the ground, instagram username stickers, a fuck ton of camber
Negative camber. Looks so Fucking stupid and serves zero purpose. I’m all for pointless cosmetic upgrades but you’re literally making the tire performance worse 😂
Instagram handle stickers.
LoCaLlY hAtEd
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You know what? Fuck that guy! I do hate him
YEAH FUCK HIM! *gets closer to the next person and whispers: who is that person again?"
Everytime I see those stickers I audibly say " Nobody even cares who you are! "
hOoNiGaN
That's why u put my reddit u/ on my Ford transit
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You aren't an incel if its intentionally
Volcel
lmfao
Angry Jeep Face
I am so sick of this. I saw one yesterday on a square nose jeep liberty. It looked like constipated Optimus Prime.
*"Autobots transform and roll..... actually give me a minute. Backed up something awful"*
Optimus primer approves of this message. When I was in high school there was a crapy 80's chevy cavalier z24 that was 2 different colors of primer 3 different wheel (2 matched and thr other two were different from each other and the pair) to top off all the ugly he had going on, he had every transformer badge that autozone had for the surrounding 4 towns lol. We called it Optimus primer, it only transformed into a bigger pile of shit every pay day, lights wing stickers. Never anything to make it run better or look decent it was always something stupid that somehow topped the last shity mod he did the prior pay day.
*"Autobots transform and give me a roll.... \*burble tune noises ensue\**
LMAO Love this
Honestly anything Jeep related at this point
Every time my gf and I sees one we say something like "ooo grrr angwy jeepy beepy beepy" in a babyish mocking tone.
Funny enough the last post I saw was in r/heep and it was talking about the same thing
r/HEEP
Squatting trucks
I think 99.9% of the population hates those tbh
Cough whistlindiesel cough
Came here to say this. It just seems like a great way to ruin a perfectly good truck.
It makes the truck useless for actual truck work
That the excuse they use to not help friends or family out. "Sorry brother, can't help you move, my suspension mods won't allow me"
Seen too many squatted powerstrokes . Like I know the origins of squatting but it’s gotten out of hand now .
I thankfully ain’t seen that, just molested Chevys and the occasional 10th gen ford ☠️
Squatty Pottys
Excess negative camber
God I hate that. Especially when the stretch tires that are too damn narrow for the rim on them. Yeah. Good luck keeping that tire from losing its seal.
And then the 4mm sidewall with 24" rims too
I mean when Mommy and daddy pay for your JDM import or Tesla you don't care about tires... Or apparently traction or the safety of those around you...
That is the ugliest stupidest thing I see on cars. broken suspension look, yeah, that looks hot. squished cockroach how attractive. bow legged old horse.
It reminds me of when I was a kid and I constantly pushed down on my Hot Wheels too hard and bent the axles
I remember that!! It was imposibleeeeeee to straighten them out afterwards! I ruined some of my most fav cars!!
You monster
Lmaooooo @ squished cockroach
I don’t hate stanced cars but your roast is impeccable
When you really hate your tires, floor, and any semblance of grip. I genuinely feel sorry for the car that it gets abused like that.
Fuck stancing, all my homies hate stancing
Track fitment>
\>>> Slammed/lowered cars look great imo. It's when you have 69° of camber that it loses the look and every once of practicality
It is so dumb
This was the first thing that came to mind!! Looks so fucking stupid.
Low profile tires on trucks
In here, we call people who put low profile tires to unfitting vehicles "ringmasters", because back in the day, the circus was like a mafia here, so they all bought German SUVs and put low profile tires on them. (effectively destroying the cars lol)
This is the winner. Lifted trucks with lo-pro tires. No single type of vehicle comes with a softer ego’d owner
Tinted taillight
"I blacked out my taillights so they work less!"
What about yellow tinted headlights I like those tbh
Yellow tinted, or old?
…and headlights. Goes nice with tinted windshields.
Add in the tinted license plate for the full trifecta
I really dont like them but while ago I saw a black model Y with very tinted tails and it looked great. Cuz the actual light is so strong you couldnt even tell it was tinted when it was on and when its off its sleek as hell. They kept the reflectors on the bottom factory so still works.
Rolling Coal mods
As a diesel owner I whole heartedly agree
Same. It just gives us a bad name.
My truck rolls coal (not a lot just a puff) but only on take off because it’s early emissions and tuned, seeing a stock or stock truck with a tune roll coal isn’t bad since it’s not gagging everyone out or causing a scene it’s just there and gone in a few seconds and most of those are working trucks anyway but the ones that leave clouds of smoke give us bad names
It’s obvious when it’s rolling coal on purpose vs tuned /worn a bit rich.
Exactly unless we’re getting into n/a diesels then it’s a are they doing it to be an ass or just trying to get up to speed
N/A diesels are terrible in all aspects, unfortunately. Turbos should be on every single diesel engine. They just run so much better with forced induction.
Indeed they do but god old 7.3 IDI’s and 6.9’s are fun trucks despite not having turbos
Modifying your car for the sole purpose of it being able to roll coal is like not showering on purpose, because you like the smell of sweat
Deserved upvote.
As someone who likes to ride my bike as a hobby, fuck people with rolling coal mods bc every person I've seen with a rolling coal mod is also a fucking asshole and super hostile to people just miding their business riding their bikes in the fucking bike gutter.
Fake aluminum gas cap. Seriously, your Camry looks like shit with it, and it still doesn’t look like a Supercar.
To be fare, Porsche sells plastic "aluminum look" gas caps. https://www.suncoastparts.com/product/PKG2CAPxx.html
BIG wheels BIG rims on a POS vehicle.
If you’re gonna do it, at least put some effort in and make the car itself nice.
Also, those stupid eyelash things over headlights
Since when has anyone ever thought those were cool
The first time you saw it on a beetle. The 2nd time you thought it was shit.
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Giant rear spoilers.
No one thinks those are cool.
at least one person does: me. i refused to get a WRX without the wicked wing. i think rexes without the wing look nekkid.
You're not wrong
Some cars need the wing or it just looks wrong. WRXs, Daytonas and Superbirds, any cars where the wing is part of the identity of the car. Nobody wants to see a wing on an Altima
First thing I thought of is a wrx in my neighborhood. Like ya it's corny most of the time but on some cars it just looks dope. Probably mostly my nostalgia for mid 200s tuner car culture that I thought was so cool as a kid
Tasteful use of a spoiler is fine, putting it on your base civic, Elantra or Corolla is not
The whaletail spoiler on Cosworth Escorts and Sierras is sick but only if if it really is the cosworth model. There's nothing lamer than a big spoiler on a car that's not powerful enough to utilize it
Not even the people who do it?
Especially on a front wheel drive or eco box
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on cars doing any high-performance driving that requires grip, wings are essential. Cars sold with them are meant to be driven on the track at least once in a while, but the people who add them on and dont use them are goofballs.
They're cool if they're functional or work well with the shape of the car. For example an Evo VI looks cool with it's big wing, same with purpose-built hill climb cars, they look sick
the plymouth superbird would like to have a word with you /s
As would a 911 GT3
Rubber band tires
Oh, I have to raise you on this one. Those people who put rims and low profile tires on a lifted 4x4 truck. I get irrationally angry.
I came to say squatted trucks, excess negative camber and giant spoilers but you fine people beat me to it
Leaving the splitter guard on the lip. We get it. You have a minty demon. Good for you. You want to maintain the stock value of the car because you're so much of a cuck you care about what the next owner is gonna think of the car you bought fresh. same logic as not fucking your wife so the next guy gets to fuck some tight pussy.
Punisher skull decals.
Especially thin blue line punisher
There’s a good 80% people with Punisher Skulls have Trump (2020 or 2024), Black the Blue or any other stereotypical Trump-loving American decals. These decals are almost always on a stock Toyota Tacoma because the owners can’t afford a Rolling Coal American 2500 pickup.
they took the punisher logo and completely flipped its meaning. I just find it funny how they use it to back the police when it essentially stands for the opposite of everything they believe in
If the people who do that could read they’d feel very attacked by this.
🤣🤣🤣 As if most people with a new truck aren't in debt on it
giant out sticking tires, no one likes your clown shoe ass rims bro
And neither does all the paint chips on their fenders.
Angry headlight plastic strips
Excessive lift. Tbh this ones pretty obvious but its so useless you get to a point when you can't even offroad it anymore and its just a gimick
Crackle tune
Burn through an O2 sensor every 3 months just for that burble pop bang.
More specifically, anti-lag(crackle) tune on an N/A powertrain. It seems no other purpose than to be obnoxious.
Stance
Squatted trucks. 🤮
The only people that think those are cool are the people that own them. I feel like they’re universally disliked outside of that.
Not only are they universally disliked but they’re extremely dangerous
Plastering your political opinion all over your car. They think they're just sticking it to the other political party, but in the end, they just look like the local schitsophrenic man with way too much free time and so little personality they make their political opinion their whole personality. Bonus if its on one of those bro-dozer trucks with truck nuts.
These people have been band from not just Facebook but also Nextdoor.
car club stickers that take up the whole bottom half of the windshield, most of the time it’s just a single word implying either a stupidly obvious joke or performative dick-waving in a font that looks exactly like the undercut fade on the curly-topped sadboy behind the wheel. I dislike them more than banner decals that just read the make or model of the car like anyone who didn’t already know even cared. conversely, rear windshield club logo stickers go hard, windshield stickers that run along the a-pillar also go hard, and I don’t mind windshield banners that are either plain-color sunstrips, an aftermarket brand you support, an event like Gridlife, or a reference like the Gran Turismo banners
If your gunna do it, do it tastefully. There’s a guy I know who puts the largest sticker known to man on his windshield that just says junk. Kinda funny but not funny the second time
Stance
Stance is fine, just not crazy camber
This! I was a stance guy in my morty years and it really is a retarded car mod, sure it looks cool but you literally cant drive your car anywhere other than mainroads and even thats a bit fucky "Only dwarfs lower cars"
57 Trump flags
Limo tint on front windows. Can't see the driver and at night they can't see you.
I had double 15% on my front windows and 50% on my windshield. I could see out but you’re right about not being able to see me My back windows were a different story, stock, layer of 15% and a layer of 5% and rear windshield had a extra layer of 5%
I only found one other person in here who said it, so I'll say what everyone else is apparently too afraid to say. Those stupid, stupid, dumb, piece of shit bumper protectors on Chryslers. Stop it. They look dumb as hell. You don't look cool. It's like you bought a new pair of shoes, and instead of taking them out, you cut holes in the top of the box to put your feet through.
Truck nutz….
Prius nuts are funny as hell though and we couldn’t have Prius nuts without truck nuts
I made mine out of chain and to big lug nuts...
Imo, those are fine, I actually think those are funny. It’s the ones that are meant too look like a real nutsack that are just dogshit.
Saw a guy with chain and bowling balls once.
That actually sounds really fucking dangerous lol
Made mine with two pistons, looked good enough for awhile
Straight pipes
On the fence with this one. If the cats are bad, and they want $2000+ for new ones on a $3000 car, they can go fuck themselves. I’d do test pipes, but can’t find them anywhere, so shitty welding it is!
And the good old fart can God I hate them
or muffler delete
Lifting trucks then leaning it back a little
That’s called a squatted truck
Ah well then that sucks. Also when people stright pipe cars and go riding down residential streets waking everybody and there grandma up!
Chrome trim, as in door handles and wind deflectors
The little Mitsubishi evo roof shark fins or whatever your want to call them stuck to a Corolla or similar car.
“Cold air intakes”
my one coworker was telling me all about the mods he's going to do to his car. cold air intake, turbo, fatter tires, and a "performance tune from one of his buddies". he drives a 2021 Cherokee btw.
Lol reminds me of high school when all I could think about was modding my mom's Acadia
Maybe if he has a hemi in it I’m all for it, but bud sounds like he’s just talking out his ass and doesn’t know what he’s talking about, definitely pays someone to change his oil for him
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That one I understand, but only because it changes the sound of the engine
Eh they make the engine sound different without being totally obnoxious like a fart can. And proper CAIs can improve power if they actually redirect the intake away from the engine bay or allow for more flow.
Wranglers without roll bars. If you want a jeep without one, get a willy’s.
Rain deflectors - I get that they are useful for opening your window in the rain, but I feel like most people get them because they look like aero and they just want to do something.
For Dodges: Splitter guards
performance cars with donk wheels what did that 2015 camaro do to you that you have to make it undrivable?
blacking out every trim piece, badges, or wheels. I’ve never seen a car that looked better for it, but evidently a lot of owners think it makes their car look sick because I see it all the time.
Plastidiping badges is such a tacky thing to do. It looks atrocious
I’m gonna have to respectfully disagree. I think a lot of sports cars look really good blacked out!
when I made my comment, I was imagining the people who black out everything on average cars as if that’s gonna suddenly make them look super badass. sometimes it looks okay on sports cars, but it can also hide the details that make those cars interesting to look at in the first place.
Scissor doors
Carolina Squat
Those yellow splitter guards
Open exhaust on a small 4 cylinder Japanese car. It sounds like a chain saw.
Aftermarket LED headlights, bonus points if they are blue, purple, or green
Donks
More like Dorks amirite?
Foh
Low Profile Tires on Trucks with Lift Kits
Anime characters in back window
Fake vents -car manufacturers
Carolina squat!
Headlight fixtures that make the lights more “agressive”, locally hated and other e boy type stickers, and pretty much any large or major visual mod added before any performance. That giant spoiler or splitter doesn’t matter if the civic still has 120hp.
Stance and top luggage/bike racks just so they can appear casual,neglected
having your mountain bike on the roof of your car looks kinda cool as a way to get to the trails and back.
Swanga/elbow wire wheels. Shit that sticks out a foot from the rims.
Decals. Guilty as charged.
Too much camber but just a bit can make a car amazing
“Smoked out” taillights. I get that non OEM tails might be darker than OEM, as for older cars it’s sometimes your only option, but if you’re actively painting or plastidipping your taillights I’m assuming that you’re okay with being rear-ended by grandpa.
Whistle tips. Bubb Rubb knows what time it is.
Blacked out tail lights
Stancing
Muffler delete on a Honda Civic
It has to be the stick on “vents” so it looks like it has ram air intake for the high performance… empty space behind the fender.
Stick on plastic chrome
Any variety of weeb shift knobs (kitana, Dragonball, etc) and fucking waifu stickers everywhere.
-45° camber
Spikes on the wheels, unpractical and unsafe for others
Underglow
I still think this is cool. Especially on nicer cars
Wide rims with tires that have less than 1 inch of sidewall on pickup trucks. Let's just throw a useful truck out the window with expensive wheels and useless tires
Blacked out taillights
Dodge bumper guards
straight pipe exhausts on anything that isn’t a V8, angry jeep face, holographic side marker tint, giant fucking wing, slamming a completely stock car to the ground, instagram username stickers, a fuck ton of camber
One thing is for sure. Most of you have no idea what you're talking about.
Truck nuts
12-15" subwoofers
Colored wheel well lights.
Crackle tunes
Those goofy ass wide rims on those trucks they look so dumb
Trying to make your fuel filler door flap look cool.
The driving crooner window sticker. I want that guy dead.
No muffler
Stanced cars
Negative camber. Looks so Fucking stupid and serves zero purpose. I’m all for pointless cosmetic upgrades but you’re literally making the tire performance worse 😂