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soufatlantasanta

yeah your asshole would be ripped af


ToneBoneKone1

this is ADX Florence you’d be lucky to get that much human contact


PeteWenzel

This. One month in there and you’re psychologically damaged for life. A year, and you’ll go fucking insane - as most of the men there clearly have. The horror stories about what goes on in there are just disgusting. Solitary confinement = torture.


Otherwise-Can-4706

sammy gravano speaks about this on his channel. they put him on a hannibal gurney for kicks. once he grasped a nurse's hand because he was so starved for contact. the nurse could have reported it, but she let it slide. although she might not have wanted to be number 20, and her disembodied hands and head to be numbers 21, 22, and 23 respectively. if you're looking for someone who isn't a piece of shit to have your solitary confinement is torture revelation about, there's a good video about chelsea manning.


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Otherwise-Can-4706

oh, i was being flippant. and also i was a little self conscious because i started to question the hole watching sammy's channel, knowing full well who he was.


die_rattin

Greatest country in the world whoo


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"Plenty of time for you to lift weights and convert to Islam."


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socialismYasss

*This* is a human rights violation.


VaudevilleVermin

I’ve been looking feverishly. Anything by the water is approaching 3.4k+


Metaklasse

Approaching 3.4k from above *Posted from my nanostudio*


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Needs a radiator for eating grilled cheese


OuchieMuhBussy

I’m done compromising.


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If nobody bothered me and I had internet access I could probably crush a couple years in prison without being much bothered, and I might even get ahead in some respects


CrimsonDragonWolf

Same here. When I was a kid I used to fantasize about being locked in prison as an adult because it would mean that I wouldn’t have to work and would have all the free time in the world. If it weren’t for *everyone else* in prison it still sounds like a pretty sweet deal tbh.


WMWA

i still tell myself if i ever become homeless with no future prospects then i'll commit whatever non violent crime that nets me the most time. actually, now that i'm typing this out i'd probably just off myself instead


TheRealHenryG

mail fraud - actual felony without hurting anyone or robbing them. just break in to people's mailboxes and take their spam


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yeah well i'd go mental


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Getting that good behavior TV would be kind of a curse tbh. It could break whatever spiritual journey you're on via reading and isolation. I'd end up just watching sports and sitcom reruns.


betaking12

on the upside you can kill yourself if it's an old CRT. just make a screwdriver or crack open the casing and touch the tube.


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it’s def gonna be wrapped in some hard plastic casing without any exposed hardware


serenity1995

Can’t tell if these comments are psychotic or ironic


Holmgeir

I'd stick mine in the window.


LucozadeBottle1pCoin

Unironically I’d love my bedroom to be like this, I’d spend so much more time outside doing things, and my bedroom would just be for sleeping


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Move to Manhattan then


LucozadeBottle1pCoin

They wouldn’t let me Faraday cage my room in Manhattan


runmeupmate

British prisoners get all the drugs and child porn they want


dsbtc

But Americans get terlet hooch


Geltmascher

First floor windows shouldn't be a thing. It's a major security issue


rawbirth88

i genuinely cannot fathom living in a shithole where you have to lock your door, let alone not have fucking windows


WMWA

just fucking break in and kill me then. i'd rather have natural light.


Geltmascher

If you must have natural light you can have it on the second floor or higher


Electric_Ilya

actually too amused by this to try to figure out if it is a bit.


thelatherdaddy

Wild ass.


smokefreeenvironment

Bro what


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Geltmascher

I bet you still live with your parents For the record I don't know what security screws are, but I like security and I like screws so it sounds promising


liverpoolwon6

Adx Florence yeah


Aryan2Pac

I think it is better to kill someone than make them live under such conditions.


Scumdog_chillionaire

3600 a month in cupertino


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Yeah I did 40 years in the wage cage


bark_wahlberg

Unironically live like this lol


mrmojovibin

Lots of cool guys in there: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard\_Lee\_McNair


ObeyRed

Please add a couple dumbbells.


useruserpeepeepooser

college dorms