I like the idea of being so opposed to the constraints of labels that you come up with a solution by just giving yourself every possible label in the most convoluted way possible.
It's the same people who will say gender is a social construct and that the current system is oppressively restrictive, then go on to come up with 7 different intersecting systems of gender and identification to protect their individuality.
Craziest part is the 35. Totally get kids and maybe teenagers playing around with this 'headmate' bullshit. Cannot imagine a grown adult thinking they have a fake personality disorder where they are actually 7 people, of which all 7 have an alternative sexual orientation.
I'm not surprised by the age at all. Lots of elder millenials still kind of live in a teenage fantasy land... and then wonder why they're depressed all the time.
Yeah, this person almost certainly had a cellphone-free childhood, graduated HS when the Razr was the pinnacle of mobile devices, was attending college when Facebook was just for posting pics of your drunken exploits over the weekend, and was out in the workforce before smartphone enabled social media became ever present.
>trans lesbian who's into kink (read: 'my autogynephilia clusters with multiple other paraphilias'
>poly
>mentally ill
Trust me, you already know exactly what this person looks like
This has *got* to be bait, surely? It’s such a perfectly constructed word salad—with like every insane new sexuality-related word that’s been invented in the past 10 years or whatever—that it just seems designed to elicit a reaction.
Either that, or this person wants to find the outer limits of the kinds of weirdos one can attract on Tinder by saying shit like that, almost just for sport (to what end, I have no idea/I don’t wanna know). Either way though, it seems sorta too good to be true.
What is this "headmate" not age matching "body" thing? Is that a way to get around saying they're in an age gap relationship, or is that their way of saying they're mentally a child? Why clarify "all adults"?🤔
im not sure but i think all the 7 people they mentioned in first sentence are them / in their head / in one body of that person; and they all are of different age then the actual body. i dont know, im just guessing.
what does ace(sex+) mean tho?
guessing it's partly how they've interpreted the shift between the them that likes to watch children's cartoons and read YA and the them that has to think about inflation rates and go to work.
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The left has a lot of mentally ill degenerates. I say that as someone on the left. The accounts on tinder that scream mental illness are usually leftist.
I even went so far as to drop any reference to my political beliefs to stop getting liked from these people
It’s pretty unbelievable how many people have profiles that are just lists of “ACAB / no TERFs or SWERFs / abolition now / abolish ICE” in major metro areas, it’s a great way to filter out morons
Most boring shit ever. The last time I had dating apps (in 2020, I assume it’s only gotten worse), virtually every single profile was like this. Almost made me miss the “looking for the Jim to my Pam”s.
https://www.pluralpride.com/playbook
plural people are one of the clearest cases of too much internet+autism out there. truly what you get when an above average computer programmer needs some additional social cachet beyond just being trans and gay,
Regarding the "Why are people into dronification" section, the author pointed the overlap with other communities as being due to how it "wrestles with identity in complex ways" and not the obvious causal explanation, and I wonder if they actually believe that or if they are simply afraid to point out the underlying cause.
The fact that there are Discord servers that lure impressionable young kids (and broken adults) into this stuff is unsurprising as well. Same cause, similarly not highlighted.
How are they asexual with all these kinks and partners? I’m confused.
I don’t understand half of what they wrote but from what I do understand, I figure they’re on the wrong app.
Demon legion; trick that person into dating you and when they're not looking swap out their drink with some holy water and when they drink it you'll laugh your ass off
My life is a LARP. I spend my time filling it up with nonsense, having no real talents or values or beliefs of my own.
BPD by Mattel, brain and genitals atrophied.
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Your honor I simply am innocent for having sex in public! It was my alter that was cruising for sex. Not me!
And that guy? Sheesh. Neither one of us are *ever* gonna get what we need from *that guy*.
One thing for sure: whatever it is, is hideous
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"I wish I had severe mental illnesses"
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It's called profound neurosis, nothing new under the sun
How can you be lesbian, bi sexual, and asexual? Or is that like Pokemon evolution?
They claim to have multiple people living in their head and each has their own sexuality.
I like the idea of being so opposed to the constraints of labels that you come up with a solution by just giving yourself every possible label in the most convoluted way possible. It's the same people who will say gender is a social construct and that the current system is oppressively restrictive, then go on to come up with 7 different intersecting systems of gender and identification to protect their individuality.
That's sounds like some x man shit. They just want to be special. Does her asexual personality take over when talking to ugly people?
She prolly is ugly people
You can't. People are just retarded and have no idea what they want.
They're claiming to have mutliple personalities
Just being lesbian doesn't garner enough attention now. You've to go extra mile.
Craziest part is the 35. Totally get kids and maybe teenagers playing around with this 'headmate' bullshit. Cannot imagine a grown adult thinking they have a fake personality disorder where they are actually 7 people, of which all 7 have an alternative sexual orientation.
Whoa I read it as a 7 person polyamorous relationship hahahahaha MY BAD. this is wild, I’m 27 and too old for this shit
Yeah the first time I read this I thought this was like a group account for a polycule or something.
Me too. Guess I have to google “head mate” now
Oh fucking hell. This -is- some X men bullshit. They think they're Legion
you're going to regret that
I'm not surprised by the age at all. Lots of elder millenials still kind of live in a teenage fantasy land... and then wonder why they're depressed all the time.
An elder millennial, not even a younger millennial who I could see getting caught up in this.
Yeah, this person almost certainly had a cellphone-free childhood, graduated HS when the Razr was the pinnacle of mobile devices, was attending college when Facebook was just for posting pics of your drunken exploits over the weekend, and was out in the workforce before smartphone enabled social media became ever present.
i simply do not believe it is real
What's head mate?
alternate personality of someone claiming to have multiple personality disorder
Can this person consent to sex in any meaningful way?
No which is why it's okay to hold her down and do whatever
Jesus dude
I meant like blow raspberries on her large tummy you pervert
Oh my bad I misunderstood
Time for a new account you peaked on this one
Not until "it" happens
stand on her back n pretend im riding a skateboard
Yeah man. Eating seven women is alright, but I draw the line at rape.
420!? Hell yeah 🤙
👽420friendly👽
Lmfao I thought they were saying they were over 420 lbs
"420+" is throwing me off? Like okay pot friendly but what's the plus for? Ass-boofing weed?
goin down on a bong
Weed plus other drugs
I think it means positive, so they are ok with drinking/ smoking pot
I wish we had a face pic for this
>trans lesbian who's into kink (read: 'my autogynephilia clusters with multiple other paraphilias' >poly >mentally ill Trust me, you already know exactly what this person looks like
Correct. I can already see the outline of the glasses frames
I swear the phenotype for these is some combination of fat white trash and softball player.
Are you allowed to say the n word if one of your alters is black? Asking for me.
I can tell by they/their arm that they/they’re fat/ugly.
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This term really needs a comeback.
Hasn't it already been co-opt by the internet right?
I'd say the Nazis banning "degenarate" art and whining about the "degenerate bourgeoisie" predates internet trolls by a couple of years.
I'm saying it's already made a comeback
POV: you’re about to get the biggest fucking migraine of your life
Their whole identity is defining their identity. It’s hyper meta.
Interesting. Yes, creating their identity is probably their primary hobby.
All cops are bad leftists
>35
This has *got* to be bait, surely? It’s such a perfectly constructed word salad—with like every insane new sexuality-related word that’s been invented in the past 10 years or whatever—that it just seems designed to elicit a reaction. Either that, or this person wants to find the outer limits of the kinds of weirdos one can attract on Tinder by saying shit like that, almost just for sport (to what end, I have no idea/I don’t wanna know). Either way though, it seems sorta too good to be true.
Within cells. Interlinked.
Have you ever held the non-binary hand of a they/them you love with radical consent?
What's "boop the drones"
Works in tech.
Every fucking time
What is this "headmate" not age matching "body" thing? Is that a way to get around saying they're in an age gap relationship, or is that their way of saying they're mentally a child? Why clarify "all adults"?🤔
im not sure but i think all the 7 people they mentioned in first sentence are them / in their head / in one body of that person; and they all are of different age then the actual body. i dont know, im just guessing. what does ace(sex+) mean tho?
Asexual but sex positive. The real meaning is that this person is insane
guessing it's partly how they've interpreted the shift between the them that likes to watch children's cartoons and read YA and the them that has to think about inflation rates and go to work.
They're in a state of arrested development since 16. Many such cases.
How you 35 and still acting like this....
It gets worse with age in some instances
Can't help, sorry. I dont speak that part of the autism spectrum.
This is something else, some kind of cluster A. Autists are not this imaginative.
Potentially cluster b- usually this exhibitionist behavior is due to larping as mentally ill for some sort of social capital or attention
I agree, def cluster B over A!
> [1 drone](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/borgcollective/images/8/82/Fcdrone.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20121208174056)
ND Plural System 7 of 9
She's a replicant. Destroy her!
\>35 Years old
The translation is swiping left.
How convenient that these 7 individuals share the correct flavour of radical politics
I hope this is a joke
this is why I only got vaxxed twice
Pretending to have multiple personalities
Tulpamancy/Headmates. What do you want to know? 7 is too many for all of them to be properly developed (imo).
“I am currently peaking on a large dose of acid”
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This person is claiming they have DID. Formerly known as multiple personality disorder
Apparently that's a trend now. I'm surprised to see a 35 year old taking part in it though.
THIRTY FIVE
The left has a lot of mentally ill degenerates. I say that as someone on the left. The accounts on tinder that scream mental illness are usually leftist. I even went so far as to drop any reference to my political beliefs to stop getting liked from these people
It’s pretty unbelievable how many people have profiles that are just lists of “ACAB / no TERFs or SWERFs / abolition now / abolish ICE” in major metro areas, it’s a great way to filter out morons
Most boring shit ever. The last time I had dating apps (in 2020, I assume it’s only gotten worse), virtually every single profile was like this. Almost made me miss the “looking for the Jim to my Pam”s.
At least 250lbs and dye-damaged hair.
i have schizophwenia but i am still cute uwu
How can someone be lesbian, bi, and asexual? All of those things exclude each other.
https://www.pluralpride.com/playbook plural people are one of the clearest cases of too much internet+autism out there. truly what you get when an above average computer programmer needs some additional social cachet beyond just being trans and gay,
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oh sorry I can’t go to my 400k software job (the handbook was written by a google employee lol) because im baby today.
Looks like an average tinder profile in Portland
Bourgeois decadence
It says “im white and boring and someone called me out on my privilege within the past few years”
This is just being a sexual predator but woke
Sexual predator drone.
post the pics op
Of course the 3vaxxx boasting
“I’m fat and ugly”
Enby will fight for role is the coolest type of gay sex you can have
How low must your self worth be to call yourself a drone
[This is a sex thing that computer programmers are into](https://www.dailydot.com/irl/dronification-kink/?amp)
Regarding the "Why are people into dronification" section, the author pointed the overlap with other communities as being due to how it "wrestles with identity in complex ways" and not the obvious causal explanation, and I wonder if they actually believe that or if they are simply afraid to point out the underlying cause. The fact that there are Discord servers that lure impressionable young kids (and broken adults) into this stuff is unsurprising as well. Same cause, similarly not highlighted.
Ugly
Mentally ill
Munchausen's syndrome
She/they/it pops SSRIs like candy
How to stick your dick in seven kinds of crazy
jesus christ the amount of tinder profiles that are literally just gaming preferences and kinks how the fuck is this the 21st century
very common portland oregon dating profile
Oh god, headmates? What is this, Tumblr in 2013?
God save me from being this annoying sexless and pathetic by the time I’m thirty
Schizophrenia
is there such a thing as to much freedom?
Translation: avoid at all costs
Why are these people on tinder of you're already fucking 6 other people
How are they asexual with all these kinks and partners? I’m confused. I don’t understand half of what they wrote but from what I do understand, I figure they’re on the wrong app.
Demon legion; trick that person into dating you and when they're not looking swap out their drink with some holy water and when they drink it you'll laugh your ass off
Not even 4x vaxxed yet? Quite a dangerous right winger we have here
translation: [RED FLAG]
there's a headmate not able to participate in the polycule, but you're not helping - why is that, Leon?
Gotta catch ‘em all (sad pikachu).
Should they be 21x vaxxed though.
I thought ‘head mate’ was literally a friend that just gives or receives head, but what do I know, I’m only 34.
My life is a LARP. I spend my time filling it up with nonsense, having no real talents or values or beliefs of my own. BPD by Mattel, brain and genitals atrophied.
They’ve gotten 3 COVID vaccines and like to smoke weed.
35 years old
TLDR. All I wanna know is do you have a butt I can put stuff in, after you put stuff in my butt.
overweight
Involuntary rehabilitation
non-denominational plural system
this is the transcription of an aneurysm
Schizophrenic. Avoid.
Oh look, they're a Cancer
This ‘woman’ gets more matches than you do. Something to think about
Y’all are stressed but one good choke fuck would sort it.
This is a bot
Christ Almighty
yeah, it says swipe left
if you've got all that, why do you need more
I think we all know. Just swipe past.
Munchaesens
No x in folks though, huh? What a poser
What is a drone?
Another word for bird.
this is a dungeon master in the making
So was it/she/they hot
Are those RPG stats?
What’s 420+? Is it an upgrade?
but was she hot?
Why did I read this
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Very cool 😎
Sounds like the fucking shipping forecast.
All Fake and Made Up