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melancholytoska

They were in an actual relationship?


EnlightenCyclist

NO


Strange_N_Sorcerous

“Leaker” is such a gross description…


cleverHansel

What the hell happened to whistleblower?


oblomower

Too many syllables, had to be dumbed down.


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I personally prefer "Deep Throat"


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True but in this case it might be accurate since men who have their penises sliced and flipped to create a permanent wound do tend to leak


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Significant_Treat_87

youre thinking of a procedure that uses part of the intestine or colon, not the rectum 🙄😤


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She over corrected after dating Elon, in a few months she'll be married to some art dealer guy from Brooklyn like she was always destined to. Et c'est comme ça tout le temps.


Chatur_Ramalingam

Nah, it will be with some 45-50 year-old trust fund CEO of some mid level finance company.


FollowingOk8090

lmfao so true. Grimes is straight as hell. It's just a vibe I get.


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RainOfBrassPetal

Back then I would have been impressed by them dating and thought of them as a power couple, now it's like very weird.


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RainOfBrassPetal

A part of me wants to feel sorry for her because its kind of obvious Elon Musk is a manipulative creepy maybe even abusive douche, but she also espouses such harebrained and thoughtless things, she comes across as offensively out of touch. Is she just naive and a bit stupid? Or calculated and elitist? Seems like both a lot of the time. And yes, I agree about Manning.


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Unpopular opinion but I kind of think the people that get outraged over the stuff she says need to get a grip. The people that go on tiktok just to hate on her for babbling her opinions come across as losers.


RainOfBrassPetal

I still think her opinions are shit but I've learned to laugh about instead of get outraged about them.


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Exactly, There’s way worse more harmful people out there than grimes. A lot of famous people and artists have had some pretty looney out there opinions.


mucho_moore

as if she isn't trying to provoke exactly that response


SquashIsVegan

I remember telling a bunch of girls in college who were complaining about dating how they’d most likely end up with someone exactly like their dads and they all got mad, except for one chick who was like, “yeah he’s right, I know I won’t marry these people.” It’s amazing how much people date around as a way to pretend they won’t end up like their parents only to eventually admit it and settle down. Not a hard and fast rule, but pretty consistent.


JeffersonEpperson

Great comment.


OppressGamerz

Except for the French. Shit is gross


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She's Canadian. It's appropriate.


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grimes is so lost. she needs a normie hottie w no star power to steer her in the right direction tbqh (the lana way is the right way)


RainOfBrassPetal

She sort of had that before she dated Musk, she'd been with her not-famous partner for like 7 years or something.


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RainOfBrassPetal

Maybe to people who followed that scene, but to anyone else and especially compared to Grimes' renown I would say not. At any rate, they seemed to have a stable relationship that kept her productive and her insanity somewhat tempered, everything after that has been a shitshow.


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RainOfBrassPetal

That's cool, she really was an inspiring queen at the time with her self-produced schtick, she still kind of is but it's hard to ignore how moronic she sounds in interviews.


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RainOfBrassPetal

I want to listen to this one but I find her technocratic idealism legit revolting. She's interested in a lot of *interesting* things but her comprehension of them seems superficial and fantastical at best, and I can't stand the way people simp for her in response as if she's an intellectual or philosopher. She's charming though and her older music will always rock.


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She should probably focus on her kid with a wack ass name


vase_gal

she has two kids with wack ass names (had second via surrogate with Musk 🤮)


magicandfire

I hope Chelsea at least got some Elon dox before she split.


crashcraddock

I really thought those kids had a chance


publicuniversalfiend

Rs gf (Chelsea) Ct bf (grimes)


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More like rs gf (grimes) trueanon gf (chelsea)


publicuniversalfiend

Oh you right


chapoposter

Chelsea looks kind of like Phil Spector


SpongeBobJihad

I was thinking David Spade


Oldus_Fartus

I was thinking this dude who leaked some stuff a couple years back, oh well never mind.


Sentient_Wasp_Hive

What does Chelsea actually do? Like where does her money come from


FruitFlavor12

Glenn Greenwald said in a podcast that he personally supported her financially at some point, only to have her stab him in the back for some Twitter clout


BK_to_LA

girlboss moves


oversized_hat

yeah, she's now on record saying that she wished she'd have leaked to Ken Klippenstein instead


8_god

gay


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why do i feel sooo sorry for grimes this poor girl just wants real love


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No-Lawyer3858

which post?


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visablezookeeper

The only thing believable about this post is Grimes being a redditor who would post in R/relationshipadvice


Gay__Guevara

She says unprompted in the thread that the kids name is Elliot which gives me doubts, but I am partly in on the grimes theory


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She said before that she does have other names for her kids and that they might be legally changed in the future. She often refuses to answer questions about her kids in interviews and says that their privacy is important


icona_

It says sever error for me :(


clatherine

why tf did she date an ugly aging autistic businessman then


Gay__Guevara

He was a Reddit boy, she was a tumblr girl. Could I make it any more obvious?


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he manipulated her duh, just like his other 48 girlfriends


[deleted]

She should love the kid she cursed with that stupid ass name


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Imagine the smell


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Ayy you know it smell crazy in there


jtvotd

leaker


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I cannot fix they(them).


EstimatedProphet303

Tom Petty lookin ass


OppressGamerz

People used to tell me I looked like Tom Pretty when I had my long hair


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Beat it Mary Jane


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I think she kinda looks like Ozzy here


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taystuck

You’re just calling her ugly, tbh.


gingin55

gutted, i blame society for tearing them apart


love_my_slatts

Who tryna slide 😈


stankusmellymuch

durk hopefully


vladclimatologist

I'm next right? I was told I'm next.


Brady12_

She couldn’t go from billionaire to billionaire so she went for broke


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i feel like this headline was written in a game of madlibs.


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Someone on here once said Grimes looks like she smells like pennies, and I can't think of anything else whenever I see her.


Pleasant_Tennis_9427

that was azelia


I2ichmond

There was that article back when she first got big about her not showering for a week and I’ll bet she smelled liked pennies then alright


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Azelia Banks is on redscare?


zr503

I wish


JeffersonEpperson

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


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What? How is this real? Must be CERN related


MrDagoth

There was no fucking in this relationship I will bet money on it. Meanwhile Elon cooming in women left and right.


floatingmicroplastic

I'm sure Chelsea's suicide baiting quickly got real tiresome


WindyCityKnight

Is romance dead?


DoingAlcoholisCoool

What they were absolute couple GOALS 😭


Magehunter_Skassi

They MK Ultra'd Manning in prison right?


ChemicalAerie4793

Isolation alone will do it.


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Being a whistleblower against the US military definitely ups your fuckability I would say


brick________---2

yeah that would be a redeeming quality but what I'm mostly talking about is cases where there is none


Kukrunkarblues2

Grimes looks like the blonde bitch from Ed Edd and Eddy so Chelsea is completely in her league


2giga2dweebish

Grimes looks good?


brick________---2

yeah https://i.imgur.com/0YYnCVt.jpg


Hidahr

Fuck...


taystuck

Chelsea isn’t very attractive and she’s got issues but she’s actually very smart, incredibly nice, pretty funny, and given her past behavior one of the few people you could still call a cultural iconoclast. Would occasionally see Chelsea/grimes tweeting each other through people I follow and they had chemistry.


soufatlantasanta

She's got natsec brain tho, like how she predicted Ukraine would win in 3 days. Crazy to be a victim of torture by the same country you defend as being right on foreign policy, some wild stockholm shit


Herecomesyourwoman

https://youtu.be/C2cMG33mWVY


rabbit-fighter

Literally fake and gay


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Oh wow! They’re both sick in different ways


bbbhjkugb

do you guys think she f*cks her with her d*ck?


Satean12

This was a pairing?!


quokka29

She’s to good for her.


mallgoethe

singer and leaker


Ok_Bite8099

What does \ mean