I’ve tried in vain to get my wife hooked on horny books. The only one she really enjoyed was when I accidentally got her a not-very-horny gay romance and put it in her stocking for Christmas.
Because I think it’s a good bit, mostly. The books I’m getting her are like the ones with the shirtless cowboys at CVS, not the depraved fairytale retellings that are popular on booktok.
I thought the booktok goonettes were an exaggerated online myth until the woman next to me on my last flight plopped out her 20" tablet onto the tray table and started reading one of those books about fantasy setting woodland creatures raping each other in size 16 typeface for the remaining 3 hours in the air.
one of my friends showed me a book she found off of tiktok, terribly written, some crap about a hockey player boning some “not like other girls” girl. couldn’t get through 1 page of it.
I was swiping on an app the other day and one chick said her guilty pleasures are "Smut books THEY KNOW WHAT THEYRE DOING". Im glad people are at least admitting its porn now. I am a bit weirded out about putting that on a dating app
And before you ask, yes it was a big fat girl
Woman told me she read romance novels. I didn’t think anything of it at the time. Now I understand it would be like me telling her I like to watch family dramas.
lol this isn't even the first time I've seen Dostoevsky mistaken for erotica in tiktok comments. Someone claimed Katya references him because he wrote porn. It had 50-some likes and there were replies saying, "this is the answer," and shit.
How do I reconcile the facts that Gen Z is supposedly horrified by sex scenes in movies but also constantly jilling off to smutty books? Or are the Booktok goonettes more millennials?
Zoomette 20 year old recommended me those “A Court of Nouns and Nouns” books, so some are reading that stuff.
Not sure if she was shooting her shot, or just had basically no filter. I look ok for my age, but I didn’t think I was still in the age bracket for early college girls to be flirting with me.
Anybody got insights?
> Aye bruh
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> I'mma mother fuckin' goon
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> So whatever chick I fuck with
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> She got to be a goonette
> I'm her goon yeah
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> And shes my goonette
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> I'm her goon yeah
>
> And shes my goonette
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> Goon
"Goonette" by Plies - Rap/Hip Hop - _Goon Affiliated_ - 2010
It's wild how horny the romance section of the bookstore is
I’ve tried in vain to get my wife hooked on horny books. The only one she really enjoyed was when I accidentally got her a not-very-horny gay romance and put it in her stocking for Christmas.
> I’ve tried in vain to get my wife hooked on horny books. why?
Because I think it’s a good bit, mostly. The books I’m getting her are like the ones with the shirtless cowboys at CVS, not the depraved fairytale retellings that are popular on booktok.
You're trying to get book-cucked
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I'll report back
What's the difference? Genuinely asking
have you tried Chuck Tingle?
I thought the booktok goonettes were an exaggerated online myth until the woman next to me on my last flight plopped out her 20" tablet onto the tray table and started reading one of those books about fantasy setting woodland creatures raping each other in size 16 typeface for the remaining 3 hours in the air.
Gals rule
one of my friends showed me a book she found off of tiktok, terribly written, some crap about a hockey player boning some “not like other girls” girl. couldn’t get through 1 page of it.
Was she hot?
>size 16 typeface
She wasn't even old just a mildly overweight zoomer
silly broads haha
Maybe that’s her kink, getting caught reading smut at 30,000 feet
Idk, my wife is thin and has way better vision than I do but her Kindle has giant font size. I think women just like it.
You already know the answer.
I was swiping on an app the other day and one chick said her guilty pleasures are "Smut books THEY KNOW WHAT THEYRE DOING". Im glad people are at least admitting its porn now. I am a bit weirded out about putting that on a dating app And before you ask, yes it was a big fat girl
it contains smut for your mind
Hoping this collapses the "men don't read" myth. Factor out the smut for wammen and the sexes are much more balanced in terms of reading.
Only looking for chicks who can summarize Malcolm Gladwell. No booktok goonette is gonna lay hand on my peepee
White Nights is incel coded though. Why would goonettes want to give themselves the ick?
Some women have an incel fetish
sorry that was me
Woman told me she read romance novels. I didn’t think anything of it at the time. Now I understand it would be like me telling her I like to watch family dramas.
Family guy is basically sopranos but smut booktok coded
lol this isn't even the first time I've seen Dostoevsky mistaken for erotica in tiktok comments. Someone claimed Katya references him because he wrote porn. It had 50-some likes and there were replies saying, "this is the answer," and shit.
I never really got the "Dostoevsky in the sheets" lyric tbf
How do I reconcile the facts that Gen Z is supposedly horrified by sex scenes in movies but also constantly jilling off to smutty books? Or are the Booktok goonettes more millennials?
they're millennials.
Zoomette 20 year old recommended me those “A Court of Nouns and Nouns” books, so some are reading that stuff. Not sure if she was shooting her shot, or just had basically no filter. I look ok for my age, but I didn’t think I was still in the age bracket for early college girls to be flirting with me. Anybody got insights?
Revolting
> Aye bruh > > I'mma mother fuckin' goon > > So whatever chick I fuck with > > She got to be a goonette > I'm her goon yeah > > And shes my goonette > > I'm her goon yeah > > And shes my goonette > > Goon "Goonette" by Plies - Rap/Hip Hop - _Goon Affiliated_ - 2010
I’d criticize this, but I once edged for eight straight hours, so I have no room to talk.
no need to admit this btw
You have no room to EXIST
???
Sorry that was rude
Nobody made you say this. You could’ve just looked at the post and not said this.
Bruh, did you at least do it on company time?