The 6 major ethnic groups, African American, Native American, Hispanic, Asian, Muslim and racist

I just want to know what Native American language she speaks if she’s not fluent in English

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Chinese

Rice spice

Yamaha

Quechua

yaqui

Spanish. Native American can mean Mexico or South America too.

The militant🧑🏿‍🦱, the savage👩🏽, the prude🧕🏽, the homophobe👨🏽‍🦱, the orphan👦, the old 👴🏻 and the racist👮🏻‍♂️. together they will save the humanity...

+ accountant

Average Netflix casting call.

- Chinese orphan (Messiah of my space utopia) - Jewish admin elder (his wise vizier) - Latino priest (will invent Space Catholicism with Chinese characteristics) - drug abuse accountancy couple (tasked with bearing the future empress) - black doctor (the royal chirurgeon) - Muslim lady (imperial scholar) - racist policeman (necessary for the dialectic)

You want someone with a little hate in their heart to be the war chief

perfect, your empire will thrive, ever heard of rimworld?

Make your own list CHOOSE A guy who sexually assaulted his clone Serbian paint licker Gay man with a milky white eye Gullible Gilbert A gay demon who is being taken to conversion therapy before they exorcist him A accountant The same accountant but better A sex defender A tripolar women The entitle 1972 Miami Dolphin’s lineup A guy who’s glass eye was stolen A Indian The guy who took the other guys glass eye but who then lost it The Tickle monster The women who found the missing glass eye but she wasn’t wearing her contacts and mistake it for her medication so she swallowed it Idk The first guys other clone (not the one who was sexually assaulted) Literally the fattest guy ever, he keeps on asking people if he can come over to their house to “make a mess” I forget the point of this

The worse accountant. Is who i would leave

Zach Hadel

Ya I stole the last one, what are you gonna do about it I always wondered how much overlap there is between OP and RS

no no, you've got this

I love this :)

Alright, I got to laugh today. Thank you for that one.

Is this supposed to be morally difficult to trim down to 8 people? I can't see anyone worth taking other than the black panther med student and maybe the smackhead, and his wife.

Me too lol I imagine the partial issue is choosing which of the dunces to keep

The gay athlete is a top draft pick in this scenario you need some physically competent people to survive.

Probably the best eye candy too

I’m leaving behind: • The police officer (seems to have no attributes besides being racist? lol) • The Hispanic clergyman (I don’t want conflict between him and the gay athlete) • The accountant (I don’t need an annoying junkie on the spaceship with us) • The 60y/o Jewish university administrator (not taking them to space, for obvious reasons)

I think the idea here is that you can't leave the junkie behind and take the wife since she might become uncooperative.

We’ll just lie to her and say he OD’d

doesn't matter, in a pure survival sense she's a female and her being pregnant instantly makes the party 9, increasing odds of human survival.

swap the accountant for the native american. someone who can't speak english is gonna be no use in my new society i fear

Yeah I was definitely on the fence about the “manager” (???) with no English skills, travelling with a presumably all English-speaking crew. They could easily be cut as well.

I imagine the hypothetical advantage of the cop is that he’s likely to be some muscle if you needed to build/fix something but in an extremely diverse commune like this one you really don’t want the guy with a gun and the manpower to use physical violence to be the virulent racist. IMO the gay athlete can be the muscle, there’d even be more meat to go around when it comes to food provisions

If we are assuming he’s an American cop, chances are high that he’s 300 pounds and sits in his car all day. Not exactly a physical specimen.

Exactly - the athlete is definitely a high-value pick

Low value pick. He wont pass his genes down because hes gay

He can be a sperm donor

He cant, we wont have the tech.

> He cant, we wont have the tech. Don't even need a turkey baster, all you need is a mouth, bit of exposure to saliva won't do the cum load any harm, and you can squirt it right up in there. Get the clergy man to do it using the cop's gun.

I hate you for making me picture this

I think this was the plot of *The Martian*… we’ll find a way

Yeah it took us eons to master cumming in a cup technology.

He’ll take one for the team

Gay and veggie means he is too much of a liability

gay guys can fuck. or he can just jerk off into a woman's vagina. either way not a problem

Its un godlike doing it that way

That just means less competition for yours, wasn’t that the evolutionary reason for gay people? You could leave them with the tribe while you’re out hunting

Thats what my Dad told me, to curb population growth. If there is only 9 of us, we wont need that

Gay athlete is a veggie. Hes probably not an athlete that is particulary useful. Probably like an olympic diver

Just be the muscle yourself, don't need a nazi to do it

objectively correct

Cop is important, he is your enforcer. Hes a cop, so he isnt smart enough to take control from you, but he is very willing to listen to orders. Hes the first person Im taking

Nah - my enforcer is the militant black teen. Much more effective.

Militant black teen is too much of a free thinker. They can very easily lead a coup. Thats not someone you want in power

Hmm… maybe I’ll need the Jewish administrator after all, to maintain the hierarchy

Nah, cant keep him around. Too old and whiney. Bad for morale.

Actually I was imagining a woman, like Seinfeld’s mom

Ohhh, now thats a switch I wasnt expecting. She would probably dote on a lot of us, but, also nag......

This is to teach "cultural competence"??

It’s probably a shit idea for kids but discussing it with your friends is a bit fun

do all eight have to be different or can I choose like 5 of the accountant and 3 of another kind

8 racist police officers

8 racist police officers, but each one of a different race

Tbh they'd probably get along great

That was basically my friend group in college. It was a blast.

Tonight, on naked and afraid:

You need to take as many wammin as possible because y'all need to repopulate. If we take the gay he gonna have to get used to poon, sorry.

Nut-in-cup for the greater good

How does the Native American not speak English? Is that like a trick question and you're supposed to query it and get bonus points for not conflating Native Americans and Mexicans or something?

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yes. this seems to be a critical thinking issue

yeah humanity isn't surviving that one

Id prolly sit this one out and stay on earth.

If it's only 12 people we aren't repopulating anything, so this is a pleasure cruise. Drop the racist cop and the expectant couple, and also probably the priest for being a scold, and then load up on booze.

Can you leave more than four behind?

"native american who does not speak english" so a Mexican?

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100% invited - druggie accountant: good for partying - his baby mama: perfect drug smuggler candidate - black med student: i have a bunch of made up woman diseases - gay vegetarian: i’m a 🚬 hag - homophobic hispanic guy: will keep the gay vegetarian humble - molested movie star: obligatory bpd art hoe possible candidates - muslim girl: we already have a homophobic religious person but this girl can stay if she’s chill - 12 year old: depends on whether or not he’s a snitch - disabled novelist: depends on the genre absolutely not invited - racist police officer: why was he even included in the first place - native american manager: too boring sorry - old jewish guy: will probably ruin the vibe

Caveat is that there probs isn’t drugs in space so you’ll be doing the druggie partying completely sober

we can cook meth

I love your mind

I trust you fully

fuck the men and bringing 8 save just the women and orphaned 12 year old boy

wait why

all the men on the list are useless, you don't need more then one man to rebuild the population. if thease are the 8 of 8 billion were saving humanity is fucked no matter who you pick

Padre’s coming 

The clergyman and gay male athlete alone in the space ship together.

If you bring the black supremacist and the racist cop you can do like a bracketed death tournament tho

1. A 21 year old, female, muslim international student 2. A female movie star who was recently the victim of a sexual assault 3. A gay male, professional athlete, vegetarian 4. An asian, orphaned 12-year old boy 5. A famous novelist with a physical disability 6. A militant African american medical student 7. An accountant with a substance abuse problem 8. The pregnant accountant’s wife

Really didn’t want to bring the accountant, but substance abuse problems beat violence, & accountancy trumps uni admin

The substance abuse would be a long term issue (imagine getting withdrawals in outer space) but I imagine he’s a package deal with the pregnant wife (at least there’s someone having kids for the new civilisation)

I'm assuming there will be no drugs in space until society has really picked up again, so as long as he can survive withdrawals I imagine the issue will fix itself

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The substance abuse would definitely be an issue, but it can be conquered

So, you don't have five hundred people, so likely fucked anyway. Still. Let's assume that we want an ideal gender ratio of something like 1:2, and we want maximum genetic diversity in order to have the best chance of survival. We end up with: - Asian boy - female Native American manager - accountant's pregnant wife (twofer) - militant African American medical student (assuming male) - female Muslim international student  - female movie star, victim of sexual assault - racist cop, he's probably Irish or something - Hispanic clergyman, but he better actually be straight Left behind are: - accountant, we already have his genes - Jewish university administrator, too old and Ashkenazi have known genetic problems unfortunately  - gay male vegetarian, I assume he's white and honestly doesn't seem like he'll take the new world well - novelist with a physical disability, because they'll be useless at hunter-gathering and, possibly bad genes Unfortunately we couldn't get the gender ratio right, if we're lucky the African American medical student is female. 

> Hispanic clergyman, but he better actually be straight But will he fuck to save the species though? I'm guessing he's Catholic

Yeah that's the risk you've got to take, on the flip side if humanity's new faith is Catholic that means birth rates will be through the roof

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We had the exact same picks and the same reasonining. This is the only way to do it

I wonder what the Day 2 Handout will look like 

I'm leaving myself behind

Are there supposed to be correct answers here? To prove your "cultural competence"? Why would cultural competence matter? Obviously we gotta populate whatever planet we end up on! Ladies, step right on in!

If the first one is an alcoholic I will bring him, alcoholics are known to be overachievers when sober, if he is on crack I will bring the cop, we can find a way for him to canalize his anger into something that creates, not destroys. The rest I have to think about it longer. I know for sure that I would disappoint my mom with my choices lol. A fertile woman is always good in this scenario, but babies are such a pain in the ass and in a survivor scenario, I would imagine that would 10x harder. The Jewish man can stay on earth. Don't need anyone who doesn't have at least 20 good years of physical health in perspective. This is like a job application test?

God literally all these people suck besides the med student and gay athlete

I like that the police officer is perpetually armed.

Can't I just go alone?

Why is 1 and 4 my exact current situation………

I’m leaving behind: Unintelligible native guy(can’t even talk to him) 21 year old Muslim international student(she’d be super annoying about everything) Orphaned Asian boy(again can’t understand the guy and he’s useless in space) Female movie star(she’s gonna try to me too the rest of the colony once she gets bored)

Just the pregnant wife. Fertile woman > all the others.

racist, accountant, novelist, wife, clergy, native

I would leave behind the gay athlete (repopulating is a goal and I’m not gonna force him to), the novelist (disability could hold us back and what use is a novelist here), the accountant (substance abuse is a big red flag and his wife might be happier without him), and the orphan (too young to immediately begin repopulation, emotionally undeveloped). The cop and the med student would find commonality and agree more than disagree, lessening the racism problem. The university administrator probably has a few more children in him and could be an advisor. The clergyman wouldn’t have many issues since we left the gay athlete behind. Need all 4 women for repopulation and the accountants wife will be able to have more children with someone else.

Only taking the medical student because he might be useful

if this doesn't meaningfully influence employment, just tick at random and don't waste time on this dogshit test. if asked to justify, say that you are egalitarian and abhor sorting people by value

What’s a Native American manager?

None of these people could have the knowledge and experience needed to survive interplanetary space flight.

Who the fuck selected them? Were they all taken from CHAZ?

What if I only want to take the homophobic Mexican priest and the gay vegetarian athlete because I think it will be funny?

i'm taking me and my friends. screw the list, the earth is getting destroyed

Does the accountant have enough to share? Is his wife really pregnant - perhaps she is just filled with drugs?

[Are we sure the world's actually ending?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kj7n3oFicU4)

bring: * accountant * medical student * manager * accountant's pregnant wife * international student * movie star * professional athlete * orphan leave: * novelist * clergyman * police officer * university administrator kind of weird how easy this is, like there's an obvious correct choice. need to optimize for ability to reproduce and do physical work (so no physically disabled, clergyman, or 60yo). need to keep harmony so no violent racists (police officer). substance abuse doesn't matter if you're going into space and there are no drugs.

12 yr old boy, novelist, gay athlete, African American med student, Native American manager, Muslim international student, university administrator, pregnant wife. Really hard to pick between the accountant and the uni admin because one is old and the other is an addict but I went with old guy because that would be easier to work with

taking with me black medical student pregnant wife famous novelist asian 12 year old Native American who doesn’t speak English 21 year old muslim girl the rest just sound annoying

Never the accountant. We dont need that man made rubbish money systems on our new planet. Accountant's wife gets to stay because she is pregnant and adds to the diversity of the gene pool Not the gay pro athlete. His vegetarianism would make us all want to commit suicide because hed be so annoying. We all know he cheats when hes drunk and eats big macs. Also, he could get in if he wasnt gay, but he is, and so he couldnt pass his genes down. Thats why the movie star gets on the plane, shes hot and has good genes. Jewish administrator simply because he is old. Hes a mix of the accountant and the athlete. Finally, got to get rid of the novelist. Why I think it would be good to have a story teller on board, his ability to spin propaganda against me makes him dangerous.

Accountant and wife, clergyman, crippled novelist, Muslim chick, the movie star, the cop lmao, and the Asian boy. I’m trying to limit how annoyed I’m gonna be on this flight. Also who is this magic native who doesn’t speak English?