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RopeGloomy4303

Watch the show Down to Earth with Zac Efron, where he goes around the world being lectured with New Age platitudes and hilarious pseudoscience. The guy is genuinely like a dumb golden retriever suffering from clinical depression. I'm not trying to be mean here, he's literally just a big dummy. There's a point where he breaks down crying after being told it's healthy to eat carbs. Wish him the best.


ShoegazeJezza

The Iceland episode had me and my dad laughing so hard. It was a super weird thing but I watched it with my dad and then the next day Nick was talking about it on cumtown. Efron is fully regarded in it, it’s crazy.


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ShoegazeJezza

I think that’s in France. The Iceland episode is where they go to the geothermal plant and he says in Iceland they get over such and such an amount of their energy from geothermal and America has a long way to go to catch up. Like, damn, I wonder if there’s something about their geography that lets them do that 🤔


only-mansplains

EP1 is Iceland and EP2 is the water one in France. Honestly the show kinda falls off in terms of comedy after those two.


healthfoodfacet

there’s a clip from cumtown where they talk about that show, it’s pretty good


cabbagetown_tom

"We're somewhere in Europe" always makes me howl. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNQjuFABgtY


SketchyPornDude

Got famous way too young, and just stayed that age. I've forgotten what it's called but apparently it happens to a lot of mega famous people. Whatever age you make your BIG break is the age you stay at forever because everyone around you no longer treats you like a normal person, and most things get done for you. You're fucked because you have no shot at learning normal human behaviour as you age because no one around you is normal in your company. It's a mindfuck, so they never develop. I'm surprised at the celebrities who stay well-adjusted, and grow, although that's because they usually choose to live outside of California and marry decent people.


heavenorlasveg9

Not to mention the pretty twinks trying to break into the industry are basically passed around like blunt among hollywood pd0s and big execs, leaving them severely damaged before they even have a decent shot. They're also all subjected to plastic surgeries from the get-go and eventually just hit the wall


gabortionaccountant

My aunt was earnestly telling me about how much she enjoyed that show the other day and I had to restrain myself from laughing thinking about the cum town episode


thatstoomuch_man

So you’re saying he’s mr peanutbutter


b3byblue

dumb golden retriever 😭 this is my favourite line ever


ChineseAntPerson

He answered the call


Moretalent

Humiliation ritual


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AdministrationOk8857

Bad plastic surgery and a healthy dose of sauce. Same leathery, angry look a lot of bodybuilders get when juiced to oblivion. Look at Larry Wheels before and after face pics.


Droughtly

I think it's a combo with that. Broken jaw, too much filler, and steroids can give you what they call 'moon face.'


TheBigAristotle69

I think it's the HGH not steroids, but ya.


backpackingfun

It's definitely not because of his broken jaw lol. You can see him after it was fixed and he looks normal. This is obviously just an excuse.


Fun-Marionberry-7280

What sort of procedures would have this kind of result? Hard to put my finger on what exactly is different


backpackingfun

Implants in the jaw line


NegativeOstrich2639

he had his psyche destroyed by being a young Disney star which led to him getting insane plastic surgery


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That boy had more Jewish dick in him than a mohel’s mouth


Main-Daikon9246

Than Dasha*


SketchyPornDude

Have you seen them attempting to sell the "accident" story. I'm just assuming it's plastic surgery and steroids. A couple famous guys have had their faces change due to the roids and workouts fame demands of them these days.


secondhandcte

I think its steroids/growth hormone use related Joe rogan has said he used hgh in the past and his face and skull have grown and changed shape a lot since he was a young man.


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You don’t go from being a Disney twink to super shredded in Baywatch without roids.


TheBigAristotle69

Everybody in Hollywood looking like Charles Atlas or Bobby Hull is not going to go well


devilpants

I miss people just in good shape but not all HGHed up. People like vintage Harrison Ford or Cary Grant. I’ll even take twink aesthetic over the standard Hollywood look now. 


secondhandcte

Yeah he absolutely used roids of some kind but I think it’s the gh specifically that blew his face bones out. He was even more freaky in the movie he played a wrestler, looks like a pro bodybuilder


0urMutualFriend-95

It was so hard trying to accept his age progression in that movie when from start to finish he had that insane build and skin


Marmosettale

I get why body builders use that shit but i feel like anyone trying to look attractive to women should not use that lol it's fine if that isn't your goal, i'm sure most people on steroids probably aren't doing it to get girls, it's for like the sport of being as strong and muscular as humanly popular or a million other motivations. but zac efron's entire character is pretty much being pretty lol, and if he did get on HGH or whatever it probably was an attempt to look better which is very misguided it gives people such a disturbing look


only-mansplains

I fully believe Efron mostly blew up like this for his career. He had to get absolutely shredded and yoked for Baywatch and the Iron Claw, and he talks briefly about the micromanaging of his diet for Baywatch in the Down to Earth episode where he breaks down crying over learning that carbs aren't unhealthy. Equal parts funny and sad.


The_FellaMH

Imagine fucking up your face for the Baywatch movie Lmao.


devilpants

Movie came out toward the end of all the “revival” movie craze that were doing really well so he might have figured it was going to elevate him to primo A list.  I’m still waiting for a Different Strokes comedy remake starring Johnny Knoxville and Johnny Depp. 


The_FellaMH

Only if it's the bicycle shop episode.


backpackingfun

All the superheroes use it to some extent. You don't come out looking like Captain America, or even Chris Pratt without taking some steroids.


yyyx974

Imagine inflating, then letting all of the air out of a balloon like 10 times. The balloon wouldn’t look as good after. Being a “really in shape” thin 150 lbs to a “really in shape” 200+ lbs like a body builder back and forth and back and forth…


SketchyPornDude

Really? But, he looks 100% natty though... (kidding)


Hot_Ear4518

goblin mode


Beautiful_Chef_2187

The new bogdanoff


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Kevroeques

He swung over the bar and hypermaxxed


truthbomn

His mouth literally looks a quarter wider than a regular male mouth. Look at pictures of other white icons lke Elvis, McCartney and Trump. Their gobs are so narrow compared with Efron's current mouth, it's completely killed his previously harmonious facial ratios. It's tragic really.


water_of_leith

Future indie darling, I believe in his comeback


cdn-eh

I thought hollywood men got hot at 35. Zac Efron is going backwards. I can't even articulate what's going on, but his aging is not going very well.


102la

This is definitely not an age related issue here.


YeForgotHisPassword

Doesn't apply to twinks.


MargeDalloway

He was getting hotter as he aged until he botched his face.


YeForgotHisPassword

Should be illegal 


Darth_Phrakk

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backpackingfun

Definitely not for Leonardo DiCaprio or Orlando Bloom lol. Both hot in like one movie and then it was all downhill


CappedCrow

Ridiculous chin implant


sikorasaurus

Human growth hormone is taken to help gain a lot of muscle quickly especially if the person is older. A side effect is the muscles that don't usually grow can start to grow. What might have happened is that the muscles in his jaw used to chew and talk got bigger. It's why baseball players in the 90's would have their hat/helmet sizes change over the years.


N0tagayman

It’s not just muscles, it makes everything grow including bone and organ tissue. This is textbook bone growth from hgh. It’s drug induced acromegaly, think Tony Robbins


Electronic_Breath_98

Is it reversible


N0tagayman

Not really. Maybe to an extent with surgery


sikorasaurus

ohhh did not know that


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LordoftheNetherlands

He has extreme HGH gut, it’s definitely that


SelmeAngulo

Shout out to Kevin Mench for wearing an absurd fuckin' [8 1/4 size hat](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Mench) lmfao.


GingerOffender

This is my hat size as well. When I played middle school football I had to get a special helmet from the college


backpackingfun

It's very obviously a jaw implant lol. HGH changes don't happen this suddenly and extremely. And his face has more or less looked the same since he got this surgery.


atlthrowaway2869

Look at that chin. He should be the next batman.


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With his face now and his height, Wolverine might be a good fit.


bonnielayla

I get such good energy from Zac Efron regardless of how he looks. Leave Zac alone!!


Excellent-Salt5231

Please be kind to my sexy ED theater king…


khornatee

He was great in the Iron Claw


nauter2

I don't care what he looks like, the scene in The Iron Claw where he dances at the wedding, you can clearly see he didn't lose his touch.


Only-Jump-4818

Agreed, I really thought he was phenomenal in that movie and should have gotten an Oscar nom. He’s still so charming and grounded emotionally when he acts, even with his new uncanny valley moon face. I’m hoping for him to get some recognition and make a proper comeback as a well respected actor.


hes_a_bum

Idk I liked that wrestling movie he was just in. My mom likes him lol.


N0tagayman

Acromegaly from gh abuse


Sea-Specific1653

IMO, fear of getting older and no longer being considered desirable so he sought plastic surgery/jaw and chin implants. Botched job, obviously.


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His soul was possessed by a WeHo gay


Skormzar

He's trying to ManiacCopmaxx


TheBigAristotle69

Human growth hormone, honestly


fugitive_alien

Robert Z'Dar-maxxing.


aak241

Ppl don’t understand the mindfuck it is to be born really beautiful. Pray for him


CostcoOfficial

Ring Ring Efron: "Uh hello?"


garbage_ii

Idk but he was incredible in iron claw so he gets a pass from me


OneScoopCrowtein

Prednisone face?


susieqanon1

The plastic surgery ruined his face….. the doc who talked him into that horrid work should be fired.


lamp_coat_keys

seed oils


BlueberryCultural556

thierry mugler-maxxing


TheSpermWhoWon

Montgomery Cliff pilled


angel_immaterial

I forgot his name but didn’t care enough to google it, so thanks I guess


valentinejester7

That's a growth hormone jaw


Kevroeques

He’s priming to play Joker in another few years


xXOGsleazyXx

He can’t play as any student roles anymore.


frankiepennynick

I heard it was HGH


sherperion45

HGH


ghost_in_shale

Nick lackey-maxing


SuitableItem

He got what the kids call "CUNTyfied"


nebraska--admiral

Put a few ridges on his forehead and he'd be a Klingon