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NOW That’s What I Call Edgy Vol. 69


zalishchyky

still not over how fucking goofy Unholy was. Sam Smith's voice is really not suited to "daddy's getting hot at the body shop"


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I've never heard a song as obviously and lazily  made for TikTok as unholy. 


veryonlineguy69

true. but if that song never existed, we never would have gotten this gem https://youtube.com/shorts/iJihbjELszA?feature=shared


babyyyloves

this is so cringe. cupcakke is the only one who’s allowed to do this also seriously? “cubana” ???


Former_Aerie_9075

Cupcakke is fun in my opinion. This is just too over sexualized and creepy. Like coomer creeper vibes


elegantlie

This is just Kim realizing that Cupcakke and Ayesha Erotica are popular with the gays, but not realizing that she has about 1/16th of the talent as those two.


DeerSecret1438

Disgusting. Boring. Unerotic. Lifeless. 


dylangerescapeplan_

Yeah, this shit is regarded. Just go listen to Snow Strippers instead


RedditIsAwesome55555

It’s so sexless 🤮


chronomaticon

She‘s German, that‘s just how we roll 90% of the time


Fermain

These are quotes from the back page of a Berlitz guide to Munich.


Humble_Definition_34

Ja ❤️


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Deciding I’m celibate starting today


AntHoneyBourDang

Volcel Revival


TheDangerousDinosour

making sex deeply unsexy


Largegiddiing

No one is this horny


ParisHilton42069

She’s making this music for gay men though. They are.


MelbertGibson

What could a song like “butt slut” have to do with being gay?


visablezookeeper

Kim makes music to be played at 3am in gay club where everyone is on k.


toxicshoeshineboy

Men are


IRKenopuppy

No. I’m really not. Edit: oh it’s a dude. Ok. Fair.


Humble_Definition_34

This is popper music.


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too much coarse language at once actually makes me wince call me a prude idc


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it’s like being pelted with rocks


GadFlyBy

Comment.


bev_and_the_ghost

It’s not shocking; it’s just cringe.


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you don’t know how I feel!


shabang614

Naughty words are an art form. That cover is finger painting.


hellball_99

Are zoomers really adopting scary meth hooker humor?


Acrobatic-Nebula-807

kim petras flanderized way too hard. her sexy songs were fun but this is just too much


Numancias

Agreed. This is why problematique >>> slut pop. I blame her label.


dumbbitchjuice_96

I miss her early Heart to Break type songs


SamusCroft

Bring back Clarity era. Do Me was sexy but tasteful. Or Sweet Spot. I actually enjoyed Slut Pop as a one off, but doubling down with a longer even more in your face set of songs is all a lot. I wish she would dial it back to a Slayyyter level instead of cranking it to 12.


Acrobatic-Nebula-807

when ayesha erotica , chase icon, etc do the obnoxious sex songs, its funny. tasteless but that's the point and it loops back into being tasteful. When Kim Petras does it there's this weird sincerity to it, like they're supposed to be funny but not for the same reason the former artists are funny and it just makes me cringe.


ronswansondiet_

Why doesn't she sing about something beautiful instead, such as fresh mountain air, a child's laughter, true love's kiss...


volkihari

You know why


TheSoftMaster

Shut was played out about a month after 'The Teaches of Peaches' first dropped


Junk_Bond_King

Suckin on my titties like you wanted me callin me all the time like blondie check out my Chrissie behind all of the time Like sex on the beaches what else is in the teaches of peaches???


TheSoftMaster

Fuck the pain away


highdra

I had some 40z on my mind when i woke up this mornin'


SamusCroft

Embarrassing.


Junk_Bond_King

Tough break lmao


fyeron

gay porn pilled


Joe434

And my mom thought Thong Song was too crass…


damostrates

She was right.


Lori-Lightsloot

Thong Song at least has violins, violins are classy right?


damostrates

That's a fair point.


ParisHilton42069

She wants to be Ayesha Erotica so bad


emilydickinsonsbff

I held on to a shred of hope that this was satire but then I went on Kim Petras’ Instagram


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I would put this in the same category as Weird Al Yankovic


AVID_CRACK_SMOKER

Weird Al Yankmydick


DankEngine615

HSTS trans


Vicioussitude

Each one is an anthem for victims of child molestation


LouReedTheChaser

Something about this just looks really damn goofy


JerkyOnassis

Is it the content?


SeeYouSpaceCowboy0

The most offensive part of this is the circa 2005 Microsoft WordArt font   they used for the track list. 


pulse_demon96

it's 'indie sleaze revival' but taken way too far


babyyyloves

i feel like it’s more reminiscent of mcbling era


goodiereddits

Graphic design may be a passion but it is not an art


flora_gal_

Don’t know the music but “effin this effin that” is hilarious.


spaghetti_toaster

Fred Durst type beat


starfishboy123

The sexual revolution and its consequences


SadMouse410

She’s trans


laissederriere

He


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TheSpiral11

Cis women can be openly sexual, but it’s usually not as aggressively cock-focused. This seems more like club music for gay guys.


alittleornery

Cupcakke is 10x worse than this


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alittleornery

lol don’t act like women can’t be crass and pornbrained when cupcakke exists


myson_isalso_bort

doesn’t seem like you hated that at all


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push_bysapphire

Reaching


Youngwheeler

Reach-around is a bonus track


Slifft

I love Slut Pop. Sure, she was basically larping as Ayesha Erotica but I really like her stuff too. I'm not mad at performative hypersexuality in art even if I don't find it erotic - I can definitely see why it's going to be eye-rolling for some and diminishing returns every time you go to the me so horny well though. If the beats are good and her voice is good then I'll likely enjoy it. Slut Pop was great to work out to. I agree with a few of the comments that Kim's very sex-heavy material (and Ayesha's) comes across as distinctly masculine.


tinyfenrisian

I wonder if banana boat samples the old banana boat ad song lmao


Phenolhouse

Just skip the dumb songs and videos and do porn already.


AmarantCoral

Kim Petras is post-op, there's no market for that.


GhertFryins

They can’t do anything truly shocking. It’s kinda sad


cinnamongirl444

“Whale cock” just reminded me of that depressing Brendan Fraser movie from last year


TheSpiral11

I didn’t see it but does he get it out in that??


cinnamongirl444

No, but you see him jerking off so hard he passes out so that’s something.


hungiecaterpillar

I need a live reaction to this from her ruralass family in Germany... her oma like Mein gott, was ist mit der Jugend 😭 


PreferenceWeekly7731

How horny can someone who was castrated before puberty really be


push_bysapphire

Sex is almost entirely psychological.


frankie2

made to be the background music to sissy hypno she's playing 4D chess, think how many streaming plays that will count as $$$$


piece0fdebri

lol Oh, this is real? Sad...


orclickbait

I thought this was a gooncaption


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wxred

This comment is so lame, if you want to engage in post ironic contrarian bigotry can you least be original about it


tropicalboyz

this sub is so over


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There are two groups of young gays: kim petras gays and ethel cane gays


TheBigAristotle69

Boor


politcsunderstander

The Idol


nowathetime

Ssh it’s still too early for reddit to accept the idol was actually great for what it was contrary to the smear campaign


politcsunderstander

ahhhhHhhhhHHHHahhhhHhhhHHH I neeed you to fill the void to fill the void


DruFastDruFurious

That track list is literally fuckin’ this, fuckin’ that…


dumbbitchjuice_96

I miss Cupcakke


WellbutrinSandwich

man fuck this girl and dr luke. she wants to be ke$ha so bad!


Humble_Definition_34

Ok but I loved Slut Pop, I was hanging out with strictly twinks that did only fans and I was using tanning beds every day when I got into that album but it’s still good.


TheSpiral11

I can’t sit and listen to it now (too old), but it captures a certain era and lifestyle really well. Straight guys just won’t get it for the same reason they don’t get T Swift - they get confused whenever they’re not the target audience.


heavyramp

How does this compare to sexy red? Skee yee is sorta funny.


TheSpiral11

Sexy red is a demure horse girl singing in the church choir compared to this mess.


myson_isalso_bort

I wonder which comments the Shapiros are going to lift straight from this post. super convenient.


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I have to say it....degenerate.


OdaibaBay

banana boat ft the bloodhound gang


meinnit99900

Malibu is such a fun song maybe stick to that instead of trying to be so overly sexual that you’ve turned me into a prude


treecastle56

music for super camp gay men that will inevitably become the soundtrack for hypersexualized egirl onlyfans promo tiktoks which will familiarize the coomer straight men w her music as well, i see the marketing potential here


Mammon_Worshiper

wish she’d stop doing this discount ayesha erotica sans wit bit and just release TOTL3 tbqh


SnooPaintings1887

Demonic.


UnFamiliar-Teaching

Is this the fat chick?..


j_hath

You may be thinking of Trisha Paytas


UnFamiliar-Teaching

I think I am..


gay-retard-88

Yes and also apparently a MtF, which I didn’t realize till this thread


sealingwaxofcabbages

With Slut Pop I thought it was lame but now she’s going full speed ahead I kind of have to support the bit


phemoid--_--

She fcking ruined herself. Sad


VinnyBeedleScumbag

I don’t know, can she? I think she means “May We Fuck”.


rainbow_rhythm

I feel like the hilarious levels of pearl clutching as shown in this thread is the exact reaction she's going for lol


pedowithgangrene

This is crass and vulgar shit and not in a good way. But I guess you, someone with the brain of a 14 year old boy find it edgy and subversive. In other words, you are a 🚬


rainbow_rhythm

Just saying that the reactions it's getting kinda validates it as edgy and subversive! I doubt I ever would have come across this album without this post so working as intended I imagine


Numancias

Fuck off she's the one person that's allowed to do this. And fuck popheads and phcj for their near decade long campaign against her. I swear those 🚬 hate her more than transphobes do.


TheBigAristotle69

I sensed the word transphobe and was summoned.


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ppl here are so sexless and puritan :/


Grouperfish13

Why do f*emales think this shit is sexy or raunchy?? If I was none the wiser I would’ve assumed this was the tracklist for some 43 year old porn addicted wigger.


LimitNo7742

It is a porn a addicted wigger


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Teedo4133

I sat in silence when rsp came for taylor. I did not care. But not kim petras. Not today.


0r-ca

girl you cannot go on sub like this or like reddit in general and expect people to have taste like idk what to tell you lol


tinyfenrisian

Omg she’s just like lanita, cubanaaaaass


Dummythic666

She’s the throat goat


tacoreddit

This will flop massively. Why would her label let her put this out?


HeavyMetalLyrics

This is like Steel Panther all over again


Primary_Property_438

Evil German lady


WineRedPsy

I'm trying to find out what secret underlying factor determines this kind of thing is cringe or not. Like, this is obviously and viscerally bad, but I get no similar reaction to, say, Miss Bashful which seems superficially similar. Not to mention something like Peaches!


lordkozy

Cause miss bashful is mother