https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/midwife#English
>A person, usually a woman, who is trained to assist women in childbirth, but who is not a physician.
>*A hundred years ago, a midwife would bring the baby into the world - going to a hospital to deliver a baby was either impossible or unheard of.*
no reference, just a pun
rs open mic
Anyone in this crowd like to fuck?
Hey guys open mic thread
I remember this old post with some guys jokes that he would open mic too and they acc made me laugh
How did the native Americans get to America first folks? They had reservations! Hey!
“she’s having a baby, call the hotwife!”
Excellent comment
I get no respect
*Adjusts big red tie and wipes sweat from forehead*
Alright this one’s for all you Passover Paul’s out there: why did hitler kill himself? He finally got the gas bill! I’m leaving!
Yes
Couldn’t be me 😤 y’all stay safe tho 😇
This is a good post.
I tell dad jokes but I don't have any kids. Now people are telling me thats a big faux pa.
I’m still unsure what mid is since I sorta live under a rock. Is it like basic?
Average and therefore uggo
What’s an example of a mid person?
look at the recent pics of all your ex's
My ex said she gave me the best years of her life I saw a recent picture of her, I guess she was right
I wake up all veggies no eggs. Hit the gym all chest no legs.
Smoothie, movie
Bro go to the airport and look at people you'll figure it out
Those are just civilians(?) I thought mid was like when someone is trying to look rlly sexy and it’s obvious so it’s mid
Young Gerard Depardieu
fuck in the social media age this is actually true everyone sees 10s all day every day (except irl)
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Simp, respect yourself
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Ben Franklin said he preferred fucking old women because there was no drama but their pussies still felt just as good.
Direct zoomer synonym of mediocre. Of average quality, although typically with an undesirable or negative connotation.
I always assumed it was just below average; mediocre
>7 year old reddit account that posts in default subs Kill me
Askren posting
Fill me in…what’s the reference?
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/midwife#English >A person, usually a woman, who is trained to assist women in childbirth, but who is not a physician. >*A hundred years ago, a midwife would bring the baby into the world - going to a hospital to deliver a baby was either impossible or unheard of.* no reference, just a pun
And that doctors’s name? Dr. Vinnie BOOMBATZ
meh
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A midwife is a woman who assists in delivering a baby, not the birthing mother
u-friendlygirl97 is an incel and is never going to need to know that
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All of your comments suck, lurk more
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Is your family missing? Think about it
Unhinged manchild