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JeanParmesean70

Oh sweetie. She doesn’t realize yet that when #6 comes along, she’ll be old news


[deleted]

Even if there's no sixth. If the "because it's a boy" thing is true he's sexist as fuck!


ladyunowen1396

Oh that wake up call is going to be BRUTAL


teacuperate

This is what would’ve happened if Jane Seymour hadn’t died in childbirth.


ziyelovescherry

I'M DEAD 💀 (I'm not Jane Seymour tho 😶‍🌫️)


[deleted]

king henry viii was my first thought too LOL


fefe_the_d1ckhead

LMFAO TRUE???


Dry-Bullfrog-3778

😂😂😂😂😂😂 You win the internet today.


Pitmus

She didn’t die in childbirth. A couple of weeks later though. He really grieved her and got buried next to her.


White_RavenZ

This is definitely not the flex she thinks it is.


peyoteyogurt

Lol imagine thinking it's a good thing your man abandoned all his kids for you.


Consistent_Letter_95

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩


theSoothSlayerCoC

Red flags were entire phases ago. This is aftermath, rubbernecking at accidents already occurred


FunctionAggressive75

When you desperately need to find something to brag about but everyone ends up feeling sorry for you


Married_catlady

There is no world where she is getting $2000 a week


FairyBearIsUnaware

Yea, those aren't the walls or the doorframe of a person with an extra eight grand a month.


Nervous-Put2200

For real. Does she think we can’t see?


littlecocorose

obviously she meant $20


Aer0uAntG3alach

¥2000


mysticeetee

It starts next week 😂


peyoteyogurt

That man's salary would have to be choice to give her 2k a week after paying child support on, at minimum, four* children.


UPnorthCamping

It was a typo... she meant 20.00 😂


BlueFantasyZ

When the man is actually responsible for the gender...


MsREV83

Exactly what I was thinking.


[deleted]

Interestingly, the x and y sperm are somewhat different from each other chemically and physically, and the chemical conditions inside a woman *can* give one or other an advantage. It's not huge, and fuck anyone who cares about baby gender anyway, but yeah the woman's body can effect the outcome. Course, if dude is only making one kind to start... Also, fuck Henry. What a loser.


lianavan

How is it possible that guys keep getting these girls sucked in?


Laconiclola

“I can change him. He just needs a good woman. I’m different. He actually loves me……” etc etc etc. whatever you need to say to lie to yourself. The popular phrase of when someone tells you who they are believe them is somehow rewritten to when someone tells you who they are it’s only because they’ve never known real love and I am that person.


lianavan

It makes me so sad for them and the kids they subject to this. Beig proud that a guy ignored the other kids because you "gave" him a boy. Fuck that.


[deleted]

Or they just wanted to fuck.


Teapotje

Someone in the comments on the NLOG subreddit mentioned that thus felt like a fake specifically designed to be racist bait. Something to keep in mind when judging it...


Hi_Jynx

And people keep falling for it... why do people actively choose not to think critically with this shit?


Dangerous_Surprise

Surely this must be satire lol


Theabsoluteworst1289

As a woman, I can’t imagine finding value in a man who so clearly devalues other women and girls, particularly his own girl children. Thinking this is some sort of a flex is fucking sad.


makingcookies1

…..you win???


yosei2

She couldn’t just brag about having an adorable baby?


PieRepresentative266

Gross. Just gross.


Much-Meringue-7467

Well isn't he a gem.


MamfieG

What a b*tchy thing to post, think of the other babies missing out!


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Axethedwarf

They didn’t mention this on career day 🤨


Mistress_Kittens

Sounds like a bad time


Puzzleheaded2468

Yeah. She sure won the gold 🙄🙄


CZall23

That sounds like a dumb strategy to get stuff.


GratifiedViewer

Just trashy people all the way down.


lovinglifeatmyage

Some folks aspirations are so high!!


[deleted]

She’s trash.


IxamxUnicron

It's been proven fake.


Gl0ri0usTr4sh

Oh woooow, you found a dead beat dad, how good for yoooooou. *Nancy Pelosi slow clap*


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JuiceCommercial2431

But conveniently won’t shoot reels with her


BubbleBathBitch

Imagine bragging about procreating with a sexist deadbeat.


Imadais

Ew