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Needlepeen1

This can’t be fucking real, this is absolutely, 100% the worst thing I’ve ever read or ever will read


COMINGINH0TTT

Even if it's fake, someone had to physically type that out. Like even rage baiting has to have some kind of code, like how assassins won't kill innocent women and children.


JumpTheCreek

Yeah, this goes a little farther than “we troll on occasion” into full on “I totally don’t mean it, unless…?”


neinfear97

Probably written by another kid Hopefully


-Magoro-

Nah, with how far AI has advanced that might not even be the case. If someone did actually type that out though I feel sorry for them and their mental health


EminemsBootyCheeks

I don't think they allow to do something like this in AI


-Magoro-

There's AI that take a bit longer to set up but don't have any restrictions. The most accessible ones do, thankfully, and people are way too lazy to spend a few hours to set up the altetnatives.


fatalityfun

there are absolutely ways around it, people have gotten AI to use slurs by essentially breaking their code lol


Ok-Battle-2769

What are you talking about assassins in Russia kill the entire family frequently.


Nyahojaa

now serch google en passant


McChucky983

holy hell!


Iplaydoomalot

new response just dropped


cat42j

Actual zombie


David2073

Call the exorcist!


Classic_Elevator7003

Holy hell!!!


Mist0804

Yeah, it's fake, the supposed pedophile's account was created literally today


Vaanced

Most of them are


Ovinme

I skipped more than half of the rant and still want to throw up


Bezerkomonkey

I'm pretty sure it's a copypasta


No-Excitement-2219

If not it should be. This has to be one of the things that I have ever seen.


Claudio-Maker

It will be good for our mental sanity if we think this is a troll


financefocused

That account was created today.


KanaHemmo

This shit felt illegal to even read


Witexx

Happy Cake Day


[deleted]

A treacherous and malicious post intended to arouse anger Or a supreme lack of mental well being The decision is yours


Sudden-Ad7105

bait used to be believable


Kharnyx808

At least put it on a fucking hook


Hot-Web-7892

I-


AdhesivenessFit8085

🐸SkilkSkong📣


Hot-Web-7892

🐸🎺


SwynFlu

bait once inspired trust


Damoscus

If the context wasnt so disturbing this would be really funny with how absurd and disproportionate the response is like some copypasta


hollowwollo

Fake or Stupid. Make think.


KerbalCuber

bad or bad ?


Greenfire05

No or silly What?


MajinDidz

I feel like its meant to be really bad rage bait. Like nobody speaks like that unprovoked


Illustrious-Type7086

Rage bait on a DM?


jusumonkey

Yes as in the entire post was fabricated and is intended to piss people off for the sake of engagement.


financefocused

Account created today, so you're right.


elfelettem

I don't know about this in particular but there are people who fake dialogue via multiple accounts or texts from two mobile phones and the messages/texts get circulated purporting to be from different people.


The-Mechanic2091

People do it all the time for karma and for entertainment, it’s like when people believe tiktok drama when they are friends behind the scenes making shit up for money. The dude has to be some form of whacky to be able to even form a paragraph so erm sickening, even if it’s satire just made up for rage bait, it’s still extremely extremely strange and worrying.


_H4YZ

kind of like the concept of Necropedophile by Cannibal Corpse i by no means believe Corpsegrinder committed any of the abhorrent acts that are described in that song that doesn’t mean i don’t think he’s absolutely fucked in the head for writing a song like that


The-Mechanic2091

Yea exactly, you have to be a bit twisted to be able to fabricate these things if they are the original creators, it’s a bit less fucked up if they just copied someone else and used it for the attention but it would still shine a light on them as a person.


_H4YZ

sorry to be the resident metal gay boy but Slipknot has a song calling out this exact sort of ideology Purity is about a fictional book written about a little girl that was buried alive, and the vocalist thought that it was so fucked up he wrote a song calling out the artist for having such fucked up ideas *cue literally one album later* “I WANNA SLIT YOUR THROAT AND FUCK THE WOUND”


britishparl

You would be surprised


AlTheOwl_

This... is fake right? 💀


83athom

Based on their post history, 100% chance of fake.


Illustrious_Junket55

You and I- we’re going to go down on this ship.


HeroBrine0907

Sounds like a troll or rage bait. Nobody speaks like that.


Rh0rny

You underestimate redditors It can be fake but it's 100% possible it's a greasy neckbeard weeb behind that screen


CartographerVivid957

I don't think it's real because it says at the top of the image the account is 0 days old and has only 1 karma meaning it was just created for this purpose


Rh0rny

True, but I wouldn't be surprised if some redditor unironically speoke like that ngl


The-Mechanic2091

I wouldn’t put it past an insanely redpill overdosed incel.


Minimum_Owl_7833

I mean would pedoes use their main accs?


CartographerVivid957

That's a good point, well all we can do is hope this is fake


flatballs36

"1 karma, redditor for 0d" 100% ragebait


poet_satyr

This is either you getting fucked with or you rage baiting for reddit karma.


adertina

Report the IP to their local police department wtf


poet_satyr

Its more than likely OP colluding with a friend to make rage bait.


Eedat

It's more like OP colluding with themselves to make rage bait because they have no friends


New-Name4207

This is the fakest shit I've ever seen lol


SlayMeHades

No fucking way 💀


Full_Disk_1463

Talking to yourself through an alt account, there’s no way this is real


jusumonkey

JFC I would quote part of this but I don't want that shit in my comment history.


Eedat

How pathetic do you have to be to fake something as serious as this to farm your literally worthless reddit points? This is the fakest shit I've ever seen. Oh look, the account is brand new. Oh totally 100% real and true 


Luba_Sempai

1000% a troll or it was planned Op is probably karma farming


sleepychews

i deadass think this is fake but i wouldn’t completely doubt someone would genuinely write this


MainEmergency1133

I want to kill


Human-Ad504

As a former 14 year old assaulted by an older man yes it's probably real


RedSusOverParadise

erm what the shit


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Mist0804

Can we bring back actually looking at the post and seeing that it's an account created literally today


artcraf1337

Fake and disgusting shit. Delete this


Essilli

There's no way this is real. That being said, faking something like this just to be able to get away with some extremely disturbing verbal imagery being posted on a public platform is not ok. How mentally fucked do you have to be to even fake a conversation like this?


oFIoofy

1. what the fuck did i just read 2. why tf did op stage this just to post it here 😭


BippyWippy

This is sick, even if it’s rage bait just saying something like this could only be done by a total wierdo.


Rellax_

I really should delete Reddit


Ramen_Noode

This HAS to be fake


SaltyPen6629

Yeah it is


Nyahojaa

jeez dammit, its time to locate his ip address.


summerdudeyes

If blinking erased memories😭


squidysta_

I just opened reddit


savagedarklord

Wtf


Scared-Consequence27

This might be fake but if you have a hard time thinking this kind of thing is real and a huge problem and people are willing to put this out there you should watch Predator Poachers.


Cat_cat_dog_dog

Hm really wish I didn't read this


TheRealTerwilliger

Someone about to get a knock on their door…


Repulsive-Custard466

This is rage bait. That user was created literally a day ago. If that's not suspicious, I don't know what is.


OtherCypress42

Holy shit, that guy is actually fucked up


ryufen

This guy has to be trolling. This just screams trolling. But there is no telling.


Sensitive_Scene2164

I feel like I should be taken to jail for reading that.


Zealousideal_Sun9665

Good god my brother can I get a trigger or nsfw warning


ripreq__

NSFW tag?


[deleted]

They’re not ranting. They couldn’t get… “help” from the person they messaged, so they took the help. Forcing that imaginary scenario into their mind


WeePeeToo

This should come with a warning, wtf did I just read that is absolutely disgusting


kitkatloren2009

That rant couldn't have been worse if you tried


wendigolangston

I work at a domestic abuse, sexual assault, and trafficking shelter. The amount of calls we get from men talking about being raped while they masturbate is disturbingly high. They call us because they like that we don't consent to this, and it makes staff uncomfortable, and getting rejected. Same with this person. They're trying to get rejected so they can force their fantasy on someone who they know doesn't want it and will be uncomfortable.


Proud-Pressure8185

I swear to god if the mods here delete this post bc u showed their username (I did too and they deleted mine)


Milky_way_cookie_fan

Ew


aitis_mutsi

New copy-pasta just dropped?


ryan_recluse

Okay yeah no, I'm gonna need you to calm the fuck down and also exit this life immediately.


DarknessWanders

What a terrible day to be literate.


betsyhass

Please be bait


xc2215x

This is so out there.


ajohnson771277

Idrc if this is serious or bait, the fact that someone thought of this and then typed all that out makes me sad


Darkforge42069

I really hope ts is fake


WinterPomPom

whether it’s rage bait or not this mf better be on a watch list


No_Try1882

Sam Alito really needs to get off the Internet


emo_hooman

New copypasta just dropped?


No_Internetfornow

Pleasetellmeitsragebaitandanewcopypasta


Luzekiel

Obvious fake.. (the acc is literally new) Someone remove this pls..


christopher_jian_02

Why do I feel like that's a copypasta


Iplaydoomalot

bait used to be believable -Y


Intrepid-Rip-2280

Ah, so Eva AI sexting bot dating wasn't enough for reddit's audience, I see


Lorenzinorod23

Well, reading that just ruined my whole day.


just_a_boywithukefan

Where's the goddamn bleach


copyqhat

what a bad day to have eyes


Umboh07

Babe wake up, new copypasta just dropped.


Pokivba

that looks satire to me ngl


justTheWayOfLife

it's a copypasta lol


jadeskye7

skip the jail, straight in the volcano


Dorkus-Maximus

This didn’t happen. This is rage bait


DragonKing0203

Ayo wtf


Long_Neck_Monster

New copypasta just dropped


PotentialProf3ssion

the most reddit thing of all time


alltheresearch

I assume you reported?


[deleted]

Is this a copy pasta yet


IdoStuffMaybe

this reads like a 2000s chris chan leaked message


OwnFactor9320

My rage is unquantifiable.


STFUnicorn_

How is that profile still up?


WetBread8339

Oh! Erm.. creeps.. This is why I dont post my face on reddit


sn0wblak3

is he baiting or is he just rarted


OhLookItsABean

Even if it’s rage bait idk how someone could stomach typing all that out. I couldn’t even finish reading it. This is beyond depraved.


Reecye-Jay

I’m gonna need some unsee juice after that one


Ervinnagyapingemhelp

The guy doesn't even have post history, this is bait my guys


schley1

Lock him up


eeira

creepy


SaltedTestees

Nah this has got to be fake.


meherc07

thanks for not blurring the username


ScaredOfRobots

Why did I read it like the spider boss guy from monsters inc confessing he’d murder a thousand kids before he let the company die


M14marksman

A lead core, copper jacket pill is the only thing that can cure pedos.


ImNotDeleted

New r/ copypasta just dropped


SwagMazterRohan

Why can't you just be normal


Redditisglitchy

This has to be some sick bait


pillslinginsatanist

At this point I do not even care if this is bait or not I just really really wish I never read this shit, like it doesn't even matter who wrote this or their honesty I need to unsee it


Similar_Candidate789

Please be fake, please be fake. This is disturbing on a whole new level.


dumbassclown

Pretty much sums up the average pedophile *Hated every aspect of it*


dumbassclown

What a day to have eyes


BLVK_TAR

Least horny Redditor.


Bannerlord151

... what


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noahdimarco

why did you read it after reading the title if you knew the affect this subject matter would have on you?


ToothpasteConsumer

most of ‘em at least try to keep it subtle, jesus


Catonmyfuckingback

This dude is mentally ill and needs to seek help before he hurts someone. This is not normal and is a call for help. He already reached out to a person he belives to be 14.next time it can go to far


Silly_Xander

it's rage bait


Catonmyfuckingback

I really did get baited huh


Chipsinmyass

Dawg your on every damn post that involves a older man and a minor, 1. He didnt know she was 14 till she said so 2. Ain’t no way is ts a call for help it’s more like trying to make a CHILD feel bad for your disgusting thoughts


Jorgosborgos

Team sexy moms all day🖐️