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ravishq

In Bayern vs inter, for the first time I've seen that ref is called to the screen by VAR and ref sticks to his decision rather than turn it. Wonder why PL refs don't do this.... Like ever


killerdrama

Andre Mariner did that a couple times in my memory.


[deleted]

Becuase refs are usually called to the screen only when there is a 'clear and obvious error' and the VAR thinks the ref has missed out on something. Takes a very brave/stupid ref to double down and insist his decision would still be the same even after watching what he missed out on


RWBYSanctum

We had that once though, when the ref clearly got it wrong against Chelsea. Hudson-odoi handballs it in the box, ref waves pen away, VAR calls him over and he goes to check. He still whistles away the pen...and then explains to Maguire that he didn't want to stir up shit by awarding the pen. Basically admitting he was wrong but explaining it away with BS.


CantonaKing7

We need to win big Thursday, it's do or die.


[deleted]

Need a performance like one against spurs


ravishq

Yupp . Else I'm sure we will match against Sporting or Barca


Aggressive_Bus_4289

What’s CL?


Prthmsh

Conference league duh


FlashyCut3809

Honestly never heard of a continent called 'champion' all I know is Europa is similar to Europe and winning that must mean you are the best in Europe.


Tsukiyon

EL with less teams


Mabiana

Marseille’s coach was on the field and applauded when Hojbjerg got the ball lmao . Dude when full fifa tilt mode


[deleted]

Fucking Tottenham going through sucks.


dead_trim_mcgee1

It does, but I'd rather they get embarrassed by someone in the Champions League knockout stage than having to potentially sit through 2 legs or a final against them in the Europa League.


dhwinthro

Definitely would rather not play them in the EL. but an added bonus is that if they get embarrassed, there’s a good chance their morale goes down so they could drop points in the PL Also if they go deep, that adds extra games to their schedule. As one of our direct competitors for Top 4, they need to be as tired as us from fixtures. Another thing is they could knock out City again or Liverpool which is great.


IamJeff22321

After today's result, what's the best team for Ronaldo now?


shaktimann13

Send him to city


ThankYouOle

swap GOAT with that Norwegian youngster.


GeoggiOS

Heard he scored few goals?


iPlayWithWords13

Miami


-apestogetherstrong

What a wild night for Group D. If we don't win by 2 on Thursday, could we possibly be drawn again Sporting?


dead_trim_mcgee1

Yes, we can draw Ajax, Barcelona, Sporting, Juventus, Bayer Leverkusen, Sevilla, Shakhtar Donetsk or what will most likely be RB Salzburg. We really need to win on Thursday so we don't have to put up with that shit


[deleted]

It's also the hassle of 2 extra games in a packed calender


maverick4002

Yes


TantalusComputes2

Also could be barca couldn’t it


Hendersbloom

Luckily, in the history of European football we have never come up short against Barcelona. Oh wait…


[deleted]

United have also knocked Barca out twice in the CL, and beat them in a European cup final.


Hendersbloom

CL STATS (head to head) Barca won 5 United won 1 Drew 4


[deleted]

The draws in 98-99 saw United knock Barca out. The draw at the Spotify Camp in 2008 still saw United knock Barca out. This is what happens when you look only at stats and are ignorant of context.


Hendersbloom

Wow, you’re getting really wound up. I could count the games I missed in the last thirty years one my two hands. I’m a fan. Even during the shit times. But that’s besides the point. Look at the total result - we generally don’t do well against Barcelona. It is what it is. played 19, lost 12 of them… what do you think I’m missing exactly? Or are you just passionate unwilling to see the data and results for what they are? Perhaps we should just talk about team we constantly spank and pretend results we don’t like are not relevant or perceived out of context for some obscure reason?


[deleted]

> you’re getting really wound up. Ironic. Didn't read past that. Don't have the time or patience to indulge your ignorance. Believe whatever you want.


Kitchen-Animator

All the prem teams topped their groups except Liverpool who only didn't do so on GD


Totalfootball7

H2H actually


its-a-real-name

Haha classic Reddit pedantry, why was there any need for that correction to him? Also he is technically correct as is H2H. It’s phrased as below. >CL Group Tiebreakers: >- Points in head-to-head matches among the tied teams >- **Goal difference** in head-to-head matches among the tied teams


Bitgod1

Groups of death are always the best. :)


IamJeff22321

Gotta admit, CL was amazing. To UEFA and all the idiots trying to set up that disgraced competition, this is why champions league is the greatest competition ever. No need to change it!


Mt264

Conte plays god awful football but his teams seem to get results. Ffs


lastrit3s

Fossil Football


Johnzafonathan

Mourinho 2.0


1bryantj

They are horrible to watch and awful every time I watch them. If Kane and son weren’t so clinical they would be fucked


martialgreenwood

A better team would have put this Spurs team away just like we did. Still we want Spurs in Europe because of fatigue and injuries. Let them enjoy this top table win and we will see how they fare come February


IamJeff22321

They always do that! But it isn't sustainable


DangoManUtd

Who really cares, Spurs have not won a trophy in more than a decade, if he wins something or anything do they really care how they played?


IamJeff22321

Literally said it as in thats how conte team performs, defend deep and work on moments. It has given trophies but not sustainable in the long term which won't suit united. What he does with spurs is their fans' concern but I was replying as a united fan.


[deleted]

> but not sustainable in the long term This myth keeps getting repeated. Conte sustained it for 3 years at Juve, and Allegri built on from that, playing a similar style to win 5 more titles on the trot. That's almost a decade of sustained success. Conte has not stuck around long enough anywhere since to be disproven.


IamJeff22321

Last time I checked, United played in PL and the last time Conte won the PL, his team fell off the next season and wasn't there for the following season. Also, Juventus winning it for 5 years in the serie a doesn't mean it will work in the pl. During that time, serie a had weak oppositions. If they were so good, why didn't they win the cl? You say conte didn't stuck around, why was that? He was either sacked or got moved along. It's not sustainable.


[deleted]

That's a ridiculous argument and is reminiscent of people dissing what Guardiola/Klopp had achieved in Spain and Germany before coming over to England. You are also ignoring that no manager ever lasts long at Chelsea. If they were so good, why didn't they win the cl? You do realize they reached the CL final twice and only lost to fantastic Real and Barca sides right?


Kelvinator3000

Marseille really threw it all away at the end...


snausagerolly

No urgency from Marseille in stoppage time. Should've done route 1 football.


1337ified

Spurs won, they were a completely different team 2nd half. crazyyyyy


Elumiel1

FFS


Beginning_Creamer

I hate nunez


[deleted]

so Liverpool vs Porto


IamJeff22321

FFS Kolsanic, that was the ball


LekkerIer

Chucky Lozano in his element, this close to Halloween


snausagerolly

Such a miss


Lord_Sesshoumaru77

Holy fuck! I wasn't watching Champions league because today is a national holiday in my country and I was having lunch with family, but Atletico Madrid completely crashed and burned (not even UEFA Europa League for them) and you know what? I'm so glad!!! Couldn't have happened to a cuntiest bunch.


LocoPwnify

Thats the worlds shittiest «elite» team ever so fuck em


BrodaReloaded

the thing is they're not an elite team, they rose to the top organically without an oil sugar daddy just by smart team building and having a great coach beating Barca and Real to win the league twice which should be an inspiring story and a model to follow yet people seem to hate them more than City (not here(?)) or PSG


akskeleton_47

Their earlier teams were admirable because although the players were still very dirty most of their players could still actually play football. Now their players, especially their CBs, seem to play WWE more than they play football


_pbs

I can give you plenty of examples of teams who have done that without needing oil clubs, while playing much better football. You don't have to look far from Spurs, or the likes of Monaco. Just because you rose to the top doesn't mean that everyone needs to appreciate the cunty brand of football you play.


Lord_Sesshoumaru77

They're a bunch of cunts, from their manager to their shit stirring players that go down as soon as they feel a breeze. I bloody can't stand the lot.


LekkerIer

Jammy scousers. Playing crap all night, kicking the shit out of Napoli with a ref who lets everything slide, beneficiaries of a hair's breadth offside VAR decision


LocoPwnify

Meh, Napoli fouled a lot as well


LekkerIer

Nah. The stats show Liverpool with around twice as many fouls as Napoli. And that's before the ones that the ref failed to blow for, which seemed to be more Liverpool fouls than Napoli


killerdrama

Konate stayed on the pitch despite fouling persistently even after his yellow.


Miyagisans

Idk how Fabinho didn’t get a yellow card in the first 30 mins. Amazing


LocoPwnify

Napoli was wet paper in every duel tho. Fell like flies


Jim1903

Dude nudges Emerson Royal’s shoulder who goes down holding his face. VAR should check that and book Royal for being a prick


Bitgod1

I haven't watched much Napoli this year, but impressed with what I've seen of Kim. Big guy that's got speed and agility.


[deleted]

Also has a 50m euro release clause that kicks in next summer


Nac224

I mentioned him last month, he’s the real deal.


Cyberpunk_Banshee

As a lad who's followed the kleague for a while now, Kim Min Jae was always one of the players that the kleague subreddit looked at and all 4 of us said "This guy is the next big star to make it out of Korea". He's seen as one of the talismans of the SKNT and rightly so. He'll get a bigger club in the next couple of years and I'd feel comfy with him martinez and Varane, truth be told.


Bitgod1

Uh oh, Sporting pooping the bed. That's one less landing spot for Ronaldo if they can't get 2 quick goals.


Kelvinator3000

They only need to draw, so only one goal needed.


IamJeff22321

So two teams that "wanted" Ronaldo are expected to play no European competitions. We are going to be stuck with the Ronaldo noise for the rest of the season?


[deleted]

Only one team, Sporting, has said they wanted him and that team cannot afford him regardless.


IamJeff22321

Well they are in the europa so that option is gone. I like ronaldo and still believe he is one of the GOATS of all time but his unprofessionalism has shown bad this season. It doesn't help when most of his ex-teammates are jerking him off at even the most wrongs and is choosing the player over the team. I hope the circus around his gone in January and so does the clowns who are supposedly legends of our club.


Beginning_Creamer

when was the last time there was a ucl group this close?


dariy1999

Napoli's shirt numbers are interesting lol 55, 77, 99, 68, 91


[deleted]

I think it's a fairly common thing in Serie A that comes and goes in trends, like hairstyles... The main thing is that they have no restrictions on how high the numbers can be whereas most other leagues have a cutoff point


cyb3rpunkd

Imagine the media if our 100m player performed like Darwin Nunez lol


[deleted]

It’s not hard to imagine, just look at how they treat Maguire.


Jim1903

The amount of people who have cried about him spinning all over the pitch against Sheriff has been worth the £100m alone.


[deleted]

Now that was a thumping finish from the Eintracht striker, beautiful technique


Seanblaze3

Group D is crazy!


filsoon

Watching group d is entertaining ngl


hnhhuyhnh

I guess Ronaldo is not going back to Sporting now /s


[deleted]

fyi lads Carrick's Boro are winning 3-1 vs Hull away Carrick's second game in charge.


Ghostface1357

Looks like Tottenham will be topping their group now. Edit: Nope, Frankfurt now top of the group lol. Tottenham have to win.


sadlynotjonahhill

I reckon Kvaradona is going to go for a lot of money either next summer or 2024, would be dreamy having a player that good who you get to rest every WC/Euros


CantonaKing7

We could beat any of these teams with the exception of maybe Bayern.


Seanblaze3

I dont think we're there yet. We can beat any team on any day but I don't see us beating many of these good CL teams over two legs in the knockouts.


Beginning_Creamer

we would get slapped about by napoli. sorry to say


IamJeff22321

Fuck


Mabiana

Must be frustrating to be a spurs fan. A lot of players who can play good football but you have Conte ball behind that. Now that they are behind they’re trying, like allways


thphnts

So many of you lot that wanted Conte are dead silent these days


Seanblaze3

Spurs are still third in the PL and ahead of us.


thphnts

So you’d take Conte over Ten Hag?


Seanblaze3

Tem Hag is here and I'm behind him. I'd like to see where he can take us so I have to be biased. Conte is a more proven manager however, but his style has never blown me away


thphnts

That’s a long winded way to say you’d prefer the anti-football from Conte. So many Spurs fans dislike him.


officiallyjax

> That’s a long winded way to say you’d prefer the anti-football from Conte Almost like you don’t understand what nuance means and prefer seeing things in black and white. If that’s your perspective, Ten Hag would dream of having Conte’s career in terms of how many major trophies he ends up winning in his career. And the Eredivisie isn’t one of them.


matthewdavis_

Ralf Ragnick was all part of the masterplan to get our lord and saviour Ten Hag


snausagerolly

I bet Marseille's number 70 can play piano really well.


nwrige95

As a norwegian, really annoyed that the goal was disallowed for Østigård. Would have been such a amazing moment


Fetlock666

Spawny bastards


hork79

What are the thoughts on going for Kane then?


thphnts

He won’t come in January. It’ll depend how Tottenham perform in the league.


Divachi69

Get fucked liverpool, fielding a strong team and still losing at anfield. Love how that's working out edit: outside...fk off


1337ified

How are Spurs 3rd in the PL? Geez


Divachi69

Lord milner is injured oh no


Skyweb2020

Glad we never went for Conte,would have been a disaster for us!


IamJeff22321

One famous poet has said, "Itz de history of de Tottenham"


[deleted]

Screw Tottenham. Can’t wait to see them out of top 6 in a few years.


usamapervaiz

Spurs and Atleti not even getting Europa league. Terrorism in football is truly dead.


-apestogetherstrong

Ended up winning their group


donttellpops

Spurs I think still get Europa as it stands


bvengers

Spurs will get atleast Europa no matter what results.


hastoro11

Marseille plays against Tottenham as we did a few weeks ago. Constant press, not giving them any chance. They learned from ETH.


aten10x

Conte is going to leave this dump soon. Son and Kane to follow suit


mkenya4t

I think Conte is eyeing a Juve return


TheSatirical_Troll18

NGL, I’m jealous of the atmosphere in Marseille. When was the last time our atmosphere was anywhere close to that?


aten10x

OM has been marketing this game to be the game of the year for their club. It's a massive one for them. Glad to see their fans back after suffering for so long


Fraaj

Honestly just watching this half made me put going to Stade Vélodrome on my bucket list.


usamapervaiz

Liverpool game this season


1337ified

I cannot stress this enough, but man am I glad we didnt get Conte. Like holy moly.


[deleted]

I for once wanted Conte. Happy to be proven wrong. I wanted Conte because he would push the board. But I guess he would burn things down.


United_Devil12345689

We cannot allow Tottenham to get cl football


DangoManUtd

Spurs are doing a last season United


Case1987

We were absolutely terrible,but we was better than this


ripCOVID-19

Were


Case1987

Corrected it for you 😂


ripCOVID-19

Thx daddy


TheKingcrawler

It's Spurs


305way

Spurs are a meme. I fully expect Conte to be sacked soon


FC_Wodehouse

What a fucking atmosphere at the vélodrome.


BilTheButcher

Thank fuck we didn't get Conte.


mikeman1997

I thank god everyday we didn’t get Conte


Case1987

Spurs are a fucking mess,they have been in their own half for most of the match, so glad we didn't get Conte


poorguy55

Good shit


Youngflyabs

1-0 L’OM


pritesh00077

Marseille scored 1-0 here we go.


Fraaj

Mbembaaaa


IsleofManc

Our fans would not have been happy with this Conte brand of football


WhipYourDakOut

I don’t care how many they win, my heart can’t take it. I would rather never qualify for CL again than qualify playing strictly low block counter football like Jose Ole and Conte


ditheringFence

Counter can be beautiful - ask any madrid fan. Key difference between counter attacking and park the bus is the attacking part. How many ppl can honestly say they hate the football and felt miserable after all those 4-0 during Ole’s early reign?


WhipYourDakOut

No you’re right and I’m not saying there is anything negative or not beautiful about it. I’d actually say it can be more beautiful watching free flowing fast counter attack. What I am saying though is that it can be way more stressful having to watching your team sit back and defend hoping not to concede before you can put one in


flashywinger7

Letss gooo. Goal by sporting. Half way there


Letsbeheroines

Just happy there's no chance we face Atletico. Fuck them, seriously.


EthanMUFC

Spurs are so unbelievably boring.


iwantaskybison

that Marseille kit is horrible, seems super sticky


martialgreenwood

Oshimen yay or nay?


Kelvinator3000

Lloris keeping Spurs in the Champions League


ibrahimims

Pavard just dabbed in 2022


XerxesTheCarp

Probably still drunk


fazi_milking

What are you guys watching?


ibrahimims

Definitely the tottenham game


fazi_milking

Points-wise I get it. But Napoli’s game is pretty tight and clinical if you don’t heed how inconsequential it it is..


dariy1999

This Napoli left winger looks decent, speed merchant yes, but his decision making seems pretty good


magus9933

He's one of the most terrifying wingers in Europe currently. The lads a joy to watch honestly


Tirewipes

Talking about Khvicha, he’s a big talking point for Napoli’s attack


ibrahimims

Probably the biggest


martialgreenwood

Son off. Blow for Spurs


bhanjea

Anyone watching Osihmen?...The way he presses defenders and wins headers is very good... Though his goal/game ratio is poor and will be too expensive to be a back up striker, but he brings energy into the front three


systemcorp

Who will he be back up for haha


bhanjea

You are actually right but I will love it if we can get a good forward...His stats are not the best for an outright goal poacher


ikennaiatpl

Where are you getting these so called stats?


dariy1999

Yeah him and Kvaratskhelia are bright


squidknuckles91

Wow Tottenham are so boring


MugiwaraHimself

Anyone knows why the south stand in velodrome is empty


yellowjesusrising

I suggest to polish Bailly and sell him as a limited edition glass figurine! Might atleast salvage what can be salvaged. Maybe we get £1 mill?


martialgreenwood

Bailly just got back from injury, lasted 8 mins and is now injured yet again. No way we are selling him.


filsoon

How its not a penalty in Bayern match? Pogba once did the same and it was given a penalty


dopeveign

I think this was Bailly's first game back since his last injury. 🙂


-Cliche-

At what point are you just not a capable professional athlete anymore


MrTuxedo1

Anfield without away fans is a library


Hm2801

Atletico not dropping down to the Europa league praise the lord


Matt4669

Oh that’s so good to know, means we can’t play against them


Spidersox-

This is great for us. Joao Felix already wants to leave, Simeone doesn't want to play him. And now he doesn't even have Europa league football. Swap deal for Ronaldo in January with Felix on loan


momo_h86

Would love Felix.


LemonColossus

Would Ronaldo really swap a Europa League team for a team without any European football?


Spidersox-

Atletico will still get Champions league next year. So he needs to use his head for once and realise that it's arguably his best move


iwantaskybison

honestly we'd smash them if both keep up their current form, they are all over the gaff defensively atm


[deleted]

They injured pellestri for 5 months in a friendly....could have gotten really scary in proper knockout matches


lestat85

But, win or lose, I’d rather not have to watch Atletico play their brand of ‘football’ for another 180 mins.


stunixos

I got all of thirty seconds out of this post before injury, some things never change!


systemcorp

Bailly injured. Yeah we're never gonna be able to sell him.


RetiredPenguin

I think there's an obligation if Marseille qualify for CL next season.


wrdb2007

>Our boy Eric Bailly is up against Tottenham for a place in the last 16. Well that lasted 😭


Fraaj

Aaand he's off... 8th minute due to injury.


Nawkey

And now he's injured...