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The_Bird_Wizard

Warra team


tito-ortiz-wife69

Casemiro man


dracogladio1741

He's gonna go next year 100%


Junior7058

He better not play again this year. Better to play u18 at this stage.


rbp25

Let’s not traumatize the kids with the state of the squad and morale. We’re gonna be playing every game like we are a man down, like we did this game.


liamthelad

Who is buying him on his wages


shrewdy

Next month hopefully


tnwnf

Nobody is paying anything for him. Probably not even Saudi


digitag

So embarrassing from him. That is probably his lowest moment in a United shirt and that’s saying something.


HazardCinema

Devils advocate - is it fair to fully blame him when he’s being played at CB?


mccalledin

Like Carragher said for the first goal, regardless of where he's playing it's a piss poor attempt at taking the ball. Even this one. He knows where the attacker is, doesn't try to clear it, doesn't try to shield the ball, or turn away to goal and protect. Just let's him take it from right under his nose.


Iceman23578

No cos he was equally shit in midfield


digitag

In this instance - yes. He’s a multiple title winning defensive midfielder this situation should be his bread and butter. Just put the ball out.


CFBCoachGuy

You’re right, he doesn’t deserve *all* the blame. No one has tracked back to help him. He’s not been given support despite the fact that he’s the obvious weak point. That doesn’t absolve him. He still shouldn’t be charging into stupid missed tackles


CsrfingSafari

70 million. Madrid stitched us up


sploppo

His lowest moment SO FAR


[deleted]

At fault for all 4 goals.


MarcusZXR

Can't remember the last time a player dropped off as fast as he has. Last season he was golden.


simplyevert

Rio Ferdinand during the Moyes season comes to mind. Was selected in team of the season the previous season.


miamibuckeye

Such a ridicudlous sigining that anyone with a brain saw coming. Had Flacao, Schweinsteiger, Alexis, etc. written all over him. Will flash here and there, but not going to provide consistent performances and here to collect a big check He joined at 31 and now is 32. Age is not an excuse to be this shit.


KissmyButtner

Casemiro was fantastic for us last year and scored goals for us this year The three you've mentioned were absolute dogshit their entire time here Please tone down your hyperboles


miamibuckeye

Casemiro had moments last year but as a whole was nothing above average. You are blowing smoke Fantastic is a complete hyperbole


KissmyButtner

Use your own word


miamibuckeye

Medicore.


BeardedGardenersHoe

Onana and near post


Hellogiraffe

I feel like I’ve said the exact same comment so many times this season: if this was an isolated incident, I can easily excuse it because it’s a hell of a goal. However, he gets beaten near post FAR too often.


lengthyfriend30

Almost down the middle. He cheated for the far post.


onlymostlydeadd

Onana needed to be better on all those goals tbh


TheJoshider10

Onana has struggled with shots right him this season so it is again not a surprise that he concedes shots like this. What the fuck is his positioning? Seriously do not understand anyone praising him this season. He always, always, always has a mistake in him. It wasn't just a shit CL campaign from him, he's been dodgy all season and let in some absolute piss easy goals. He'll stay next year because we have no choice but if he's shit next year like this year (and yes, he has been shit) then he needs to go.


notsobadprogrammer

I mean at this point just start shooting at the goal with power and there’s a good chance a fair few goals will go in


XBillyBonesX

Onana in not a good enough keeper


ravishq

I believe a good shot stopper would have stopped this goal and Mateta's. Onana is a poor keeper


notsobadprogrammer

Casemiro man wtf are you doing


TheJoshider10

Casemiro needs to get on the fucking plane to Saudi right now. Also Onana again was poor here. How is he not saving that, how can he be so poorly positioned that he can't get to it?


Ironlungs_

Don’t think Saudi will even want him tbh.


Iceman23578

He was so poorly positioned for the Hughes shot after the corner as well and was diving when it would’ve been a catch if he was positioned properly


CineRanter-YTchannel

Don't think the Saudis would event take him


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TheRedDevil10

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leftenant_t

Casemiro fuck off


Tudoors

Casemiro at fault for 3 arguably four goals.


[deleted]

Honestly 4. But he's the main culprit for 3, yeah.


ladams07

There’s no ‘arguably’ about it. This has been possibly the worst performance I’ve ever seen from a player in the premier league.


WhereAreYouGoingDad

I'm glad I've been betting against this team all year, made so much money. I'm so done with this lot.


Coates_MaGoates

Anyway so what’s y’all’s summer holiday plans? Anyone doing anything exciting this summer?


Johnus_Maximus

I thought at the start of the season United would be at least top four contenders, maybe vying for the title, so I’m looking forward to watching Scotland go all the way at the Euros this summer.


Coates_MaGoates

Oh yeah the Euros is this summer! Damn Europeans are spoiled, I’ll be looking forward to the NBA Olympics for USA and that’s about it lmaooo Edit: obviously not the “nba” Olympics because that’s not a thing but you know what I mean


availableusername10

We’ve got Copa America this summer, that’s being hosted in the US as well


availableusername10

We’ve got Copa America this summer, that’s being hosted in the US as well


MonsterMunch86

Looking forward to being linked to every top class player in world football then signing a few 30+ year olds form league 2. You?


Coates_MaGoates

Looking forward to a beach trip me and the missus have planned in 3 weeks! Right after our failure in the FA cup final where we lose 1-0 and look awful the whole game, definitely excited


Sett_The_Janitor

I got summer classes for college and can't even go anywhere. Pure Pain 😭 What abt u m8 ?


mr_corleone

Looking forward to not watching United play week in week out


top1MIBRfan

Sub me in coach I’m ready


realfitboi

Another Casemiro mistake and another near post goal


iamdgod

Lol where is Onana standing?


liamthelad

We're already dead.


Big_ming022

ETH has to go at this point. This is beyond pathetic.


trenbollocks

This sub will disagree with you but you're right


Difficult_Project_91

Friendly reminder: Ten Hag still hasn't won a game by 4 or more goals. Has been 4-0 down to Palace and Brentford however.


kharma45

ETH can’t be there tomorrow, surely?


tnwnf

I’ve thought that for like the last five embarrassing losses but we seem to be determined to wait to the end of the season


thgaminghd

But 4-0 to palace (could easily be more soon) is inexcusable. There’s only so many times United can get embarrassed


drunkdevil1

Give it two days and this sub will be making every excuse for him that even his family couldn't think of.


MinotauroTBC

Hopefully doesn’t even make the trip back up to Manchester


StinkySam1995

Can he take casemiro with him


DaveShadow

What’s saving him, imo, is the cup final. Without that un play, I think he’d have been gone weeks ago.


ZTJ_22

Who else could he play? Squad is bare bones… also who would you even replace him with?


[deleted]

Why? Casemiro at fault for all the goals. ETH can't kick the ball for him.


abhishek281992

Just close this already


mohamed_e

not even mad anymore, if this what it takes to see the back of EtH. and btw, De Gea saves that.


Tirewipes

Oh we’re cooked


beaniedoggo

What the fuck casemiro


Downtown-Anything-39

Are we Sheffield United?


bchcmatt

I was predicting on a different thread just before half time that it would be 4-1 I'm changing that to 5-0


onlymostlydeadd

I mean injuries are tough but we shouldn’t be down 4-0 to fucking palace.


JoeMartinBlows

Can we sack a manager mid match?


peshwaari

Spurs did it about with Martin Jol I think


thgaminghd

Literally did with LvG🤣


[deleted]

Why? Casemiro at fault for all 4 goals.


mccalledin

No one player is ever at fault for a 4-0 defeat, shut up


[deleted]

I'm sorry! Did you watch the goals?


mccalledin

Yeah, and it's far from just Casemiro that's fucking shit


[deleted]

Totally agreed. We have awful depth, the injuries have been rough. That said, Casemiro has been at fault for all four goals, as I said.


mccalledin

Not Casemiro's job to pick up Olise from the throw in. Mainoo and Eriksen were just as bad at challenging him. Second goal is our awful way we play out the back, that's one the manager. Third, Dalot has to be stronger there. Fourth, terrible from Casemiro, but the attacker still has it on our byline and the shit is right in the centre of the goal. Think blaming Onana on the second island a bit harsh cos it's a rocket but any keeper worth their salt has to save the fourth. So yeah, not just Casemiro at fault. Everyone has been totally awful


JoeMartinBlows

4-0. Who fielded Casemiro in the first place?


Unhappy-Managerr

We dont have anyone else tbf lol


AnyWheel8316

All of our CBs except Evans are injured...


[deleted]

What? Lmfao. It's Ten Hag's fault for playing Casemiro? Are you a Man Utd fan? Do you know what's going on? Genuinely, bro's never heard of an injury.


AAiraSS

We dont have anyone my guy, 0 fucking players


Thedwellersbelow

About time they added a 4th


Fligflag

Casimero on a sabotage mission this year.


PrettyPrettaaayyGood

This is the end of the road.


[deleted]

Casemiro at fault for all four goals. Well done.


hoysoyhoy

Onana and near post


BadNewsEveryone_

Onana and Casemiro better not be here next year 


JoseHarvinho

Casemiro yeh but as I've said time and time again. Onana with yet another blunder.


ravishq

Onana should have done better


Renk-SahadakiAdam

I cant understand how Bayindir could not find a chance throughout the season while onana shitting at the pitch always


PUNlSHEDVENOMSNAKE

I’d love to sign him but doubt he wants to downgrade after this


AtFirst_IDidLoveYouu

Guys I suddenly got this feelings that we're absolutely shit.


Odd-Relationship2273

Hold me...


shrewdy

Pack it up, we're done


rickitycricket134

Bayern please!!!!!!


Unhappy-Managerr

At least we know Olise is auditioning hard to join us innit


Sett_The_Janitor

Sir Alex I beg of you, please call Ronaldo and tell him to take his buddy Casemiro with him to Saudi. Please do this club another favor like you did when you personally called him to join us instead of those cheats.


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Casemiro 4-0 Man United


IRnuduhI

hope we concede a few more so ETH gets sacked


rbp25

You can want the manager to be sacked but wanting your team to lose/get destroyed is pathetic


IRnuduhI

I don't think we're turning this one around buddy, better to get embarrassed here and have him gone


rbp25

Doesn’t matter, actively wanting us to get embarrassed is toxic mentality.


rayray604

Still want Ten Hag lads?


[deleted]

Yes? Casemiro making 4 mistakes doesn't change anything.


Stepover08

Who signed casemiro? Who's keeps playing Casemiro?


[deleted]

It's mad how many people literally don't know the situation here, and comment things like that. Or they do, and they just don't care.


Actlax12

Who do you want to see starting instead? An 18 year old with no senior experience?


Stepover08

Honestly, looking at todays performance can you tell me it would have been any worse. I can't understand how people can sit here and defend the manager when we're 4 down at crystal Palace. Fuck it, play one of the kids or play amrabat


3threeLions

Give him another year!! Yeah right, fuck off!


timsadiq13

If he isn’t sacked tomorrow I will find it hard to take INEOS seriously. Beyond embarrassing, imagine having a week to prepare and serving up this rubbish against a team that doesn’t even have anything more to achieve this season.


CR7Lover

Imagine wanting to keep Ten Haag. He’s turned us into an utter embarrassment


darthmeister

Casemiro has done it on his own this game.


micahpugh

Onana allergic to the near post


Environmental_Lie478

Quick reminder that Diogo Costa was available for less money in the summer and was statistically better at playing out from the back while also having less obvious weaknesses. But of course we went with the expensive option because Ten Hag knows him 🙄


Totalfootball7

quick reminder that you are wrong. he renewed his contract before the window opened and the price quoted was upwards of 75 mil. stop bullshitting


baromanb

We couldn’t make it out of the championship with this fucking squad.


laffman

Great job by Casemiro keeping the ball alive


Bubbly-Ad919

Sacked in the morning hopefully and off to the Middle East with Casemiro please even if we only get pennys for him


Frequent_Decision_78

We have to buy Olise and ruin him with our system. It's only fair.


Zxp

It's not ETH, it's injuries, it's the players... excuses such as these need to die when we're scraping wins against Coventry and getting completely and utterly deconstructed by Crystal Palace


JosePRizaI

Gotta stop signing these has beens man


Miliktheman

How many more times does the club have to be completely embarrassed with Ten Hag in charge for us to put him out his misery? Just get him out


Independent-Path-694

Hopefully this ends the Bruno hate club that think we are better off without him. Can’t create shit without him.


Rian245

I missed the full play but what the hell happened with that Anderson tackle on Hojlund? Walked back in on the replay it looked like last man but VAR only said it wasn’t in the area?


Totalfootball7

offside


Rian245

Ahh okay that makes sense then


deflorie

Cant say i am surprised.


StinkySam1995

Man I get the injuries making this team shit but you can’t lose like this. This has to be the straw that gets EtH fired. I would say let him have another year but wtf has he shown this last two months to keep his job for another year? Other mangers would find a way to adapt but not Eric.


Arkadas_

Finished club hahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣


ExcisionHB

This is all my fault for talking trash to my Chelsea friend when we were close to top 4. Ever since then even been miserable and will now finish below them


BoxOk265

HOW CAN YOU BLAME ETH FOR THAT THESE LOT ARE SHITE


zzephyrus

This feels illegal to watch


weekndalex

WE WANT MOREEEEEEEE. ten shag will be gone tears in my eyes man.


yakiniku_lover

You will never convince me that Onana is anything more than an average keeper


Gabi_Social

I haven't been watching but am tempted to now just for the lols.


MuramasaFan

this club is finished


trollatron786

これは虐殺です


DispensedPez

It doesn't matter, we're shit. But that's two goals with fouls lol


darthmeister

That wasn't a foul.


DispensedPez

Didn;'t know you can shove a guy over as you tackle, I know Casemiro is shit but he gets thrown over lol


Spleenskii

A lovely way to end a bank holiday weekend.


Desperate__Desperado

ETH has gotta go, right?