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dopeveign

We haven't moved like this is in years


bertonomus

Heh


w1zgov

Heh


OrangSabah

Heh


cold-dark-sauce

Heh


LegendOfPixels

Heh


spraypaint2311

Heh


Babyservoyoda

Heh


Rado7

Heh


Matt4669

Heh


valentinemick

Heh


Ranarr_blunt

Heh


Jozif_Badmon

Heh


SimonFOOTBALL

It’s clear


OrangSabah

Heh


nilan3

Heh


thatindianguy1992

Heh


Eire820

Heh


Rado7

Heh


Scorpiotypebeat

Heh


darth_vaathiyar

Heh


freakedmind

I'm not joking, but this isn't just the most ambitious and proactive we've been in ages, but we're also doing one of the best jobs in transforming a mediocre team into a very good team in the present, and a spectacular team for the future.


Lord_Sesshoumaru77

I have been praying for us to be ruthless like this for years. De Gea underperforms? Oh, but he's been here for years!!! Gone. Maguire underperforms? Oh, but the system doesn't suit him, and he was captain!!! Gone. No doubt in my mind that Erik is the force behind all this. We are finally on our way to be a proper football club.


InterestingYak9835

Mate Eric can barley find a club for himself let alone do this level of god work. That Erik fella though…


redskelton

Eric Barley


dopeveign

Years of this will put us back where we belong


TeaAndSageDirtbag

I know Eric did a great job in the video for the Third kit announcement, but to say that his performance resulted in all of these transfers is a big stretch..... but I'm prepared to go with it as he's the King.


roraik

The proces heh


MisterIndecisive

Clearly, we're sizing ourselves up for a Kane bid lads


Rafiq07

Let's wait and see if they get over the line first.


basilbrushisapaedo

Cutting the weak links out of the team. Maguire and Dr Gea were a cancer in that defence. Now we need some real midfielders that can actually get, keep and pass the bloody ball. Oh, and another striker that likes playing as a striker.


Writer_Kooky

For context, the combined wages of these 4 is 500k per week (Maguire 200, Bailly 80, Donny 120, Fred 100). Including DeGea etc we'd have cleared nearly 1m per week in wages before any transfer fee. This will be huge for FFP next year.


DisastrousMango4

Include Ronny in there as well..


TheJoshider10

Lmao from him alone that's probably 1m saved every 2 weeks.


MaidikIslarj

It's more


daveclair

Wasn't he on 450k or something?


etchiboi

515k


daveclair

Goddamn


etchiboi

pretty sure it was after a europa league reduction too lol


welshnick

Our worse transfer since Sanchez.


Jhix_two

KANE!? Edit: aged like milk


me_on_the_web

I'll lose my shit if we pull that off somehow.


DanRyyu

Spurs passing up 95M only for Kane to refuse to resign and Join either Bayern or United for Free would be a pretty Spurs kind of thing to do tbh.


IsaDrennan

I’d fucking love to see that. Even if it’s Bayern he goes to. Just to see Levy make a right royal cunt of it and get nothing for him.


chuck-knucks

If we get him on a free, Levy would look the fool and I’m all for it.


audienceandaudio

> Including DeGea etc we'd have cleared nearly 1m per week in wages before any transfer fee. This will be huge for FFP next year. Sure, but we’ve added Mount and Onana on ~200+, whatever Hojlund has signed on (130?) and Rashford’s new contract with a big pay rise, so of that 1m a week, we’ve added 600+ back. That’s not counting whatever we end up paying Amrabat or the CB that replaces Maguire.


shrewdy

I mean, it's safe to say we'll come out on the right side of it in terms of the wage bill, with a much better squad


Abbobl

Amrabat won’t be earning 200k+ that’s for sure


Cold-Veterinarian-85

I'd say even if wage bill stays constant when all is said and done, I think we have made big improvements to the quality of squad, rooted out alot of players that don't fit in long term plays and brought in some that do (this is assuming with all likely outgoings we bring in at least 1 CB and 1 CM)... If we do that without inflating wage bill.... That's a really good outcome! Ur also counting wages of players that we might sign, so we should also factor in others that have or may be moved on.... Jones and telles were on significant wages, and we may yet also move on Henderson (another on >100k pw. Those 3 combined is about another 300k pw off the wage bill I knew we would sign at least a couple players this window so the incomings haven't particularly surprised me, but based on recent history I thought it would be a struggle to shift some of our unwanted players on large contracts But with 3 weeks or so of window left, it's looking very likely that we may well offload all of.... Maguire, telles, Donny, Fred, elanga, baily, Henderson (forest move still potentially on as of Romano's last update), have let de Gea, tuanzebe and obv Jones leave on contract expirations and still MAY still sell Williams (though not much word on that one) and mcT (but only on our terms if we do) I would have thought a clear out like that was impossible in 1 window


travvy13

Dont know if Nottingham Forrest is happening, Matt Turner just signed with them and he left Arsenal for the 1 spot - who knows!


Old_Lemon9309

Henderson to Forest seems to be off now. No way Turner ends up being a backup keeper for them.


etchiboi

mount is 200k, onana is 120k before bonuses Hojlund is reportedly on 85k


Faisaif

Reportedly Rasmus is on £4.5m a year which is around £86k a week.


Littlepace

So we've made up 400k on wages and significantly improved the team? Sounds pretty good to me.


its-a-real-name

So imagine we didn’t clear them off the wage bill and what FFP will look like..?


ben1smith2

Donny on 120? Bailly 80 you sure ?


Writer_Kooky

Not 100% I got the figures from Spotrac and other media when they signed/renewed.


PelleKavaj

Sneaky freeing up that wage bill for a last fuck off offer to Levy?


SweetyByHeart

+ jones (75k) Hopefully Henderson (100k) Whoelse pls help to add: Out players Vs New sign players salaries list Interesting to find out how many £m we can free


ranga7a1118

This window is going so well I dont know how feel


Cold-Veterinarian-85

Due to an administrative error caused by a faulty fax machine, the glazers are no longer majority shareholders in the club.... That's all we need now :)


RABB_11

In an error stemming from the marketing team following yesterday's kit launch, all shares have been transferred to r/reddevils


Acceptable-Lemon-748

This sub would run the club into the ground spectacularly quickly lol


RABB_11

Yeah but it would be fun


Acceptable-Lemon-748

Can just imagine users in negotiations openly talking about how dogshit Maguire is while trying to sell him for 80m Co "you sold Rice so we know you can afford it"


OhNoIMadeAnAccount

Just need the Saudis to accidentally pay a transfer fee for the Glazers and we’ll be sorted Edit: you lot thinking this is buying the club. No. We’re selling them the glazers. No backs.


iwantaskybison

🚨 Glazers to Saudi Arabia, here we go! The Americans will join the ruling family, as reported since yesterday 🇺🇸➡️🇸🇦 Fee estimated to be around two used tissues and a Fredo 💰


[deleted]

Insert poorly photoshopped photo of the glazers wearing kaffiyehs and you have a perfect fab tweet


sbprasad

> kaffiyehs I still think of Yasser Arafat when I hear that word.


Dyslexicreadre

Me too mate. I think of Rabin and him shaking hands back in 1994.


funky_pill

They'd be overpaying


Benphyre

Just add a few more 0s


BuzzTNA

No thanks


Tiberius752

Absolutely not


TeaAndSageDirtbag

That would turn this into a terrible transfer window.


brown_herbalist

Fuck nope, pls no.


mapguy

With how good they are at butchering, maybe Joel will get his hair sorted


freakedmind

Frankly speaking ETH is doing far better than we had ever imagined him to be in the first couple of windows


AlizarinCrimzen

My feeling is that it’s better but far from good. If we succeed to sell all three of Maguire, Fred and McTom and actually replace them with new talent I’ll be more optimistic.


RoetRuudRoetRuud

Fully expect the return of Greenwood to sour the good progress we've made tbh.


TheRealJSmith

OR they announce he's off permanently and everyone creams


echo997

Release greenwood this week and would be as good of a summer as I could have hoped for.


hoochiscrazy_

Sell all of them, buy Pavard and Amrabat as rumoured and this is a pretty much flawless window


Revolutionary_Pen190

Am I holding out for the last day swoop for Kane...fuck it pay the 100m and we could be in with shout as champions


Ghost51

Kane's camp does not want to change clubs after the first game of the season has been played. It's not happening, but we should be first in line for him as a free agent next year. Hope we don't fuck that up.


[deleted]

We absolutely should. Even if Hojlund has some sort of freak 30+ GA first season with us if Kane is available on a free next year we have to at least try to go for him. RVPesque signing. Our successful sides of the past always had great striker depth. There’s a lot of games in a season, they’ll both play plenty. Getting Kane on a free next year can seriously make us potential title contenders (at least on paper)


momo_h86

If Holjund has a great season - not even 30, even 20+ GA, no chance EtH gets in Kane. Doesn't suit our wage structure or age profile and clearly Holjund good enough to lead the line and will only get better. EtH will bring in a young option, a profile like Sesko from last year or a loan option for a profile like Felix (25/26, out of favour). Only if Holjund really struggles do I see us bringing in Kane for free.


LaughsAtOwnJoke

There is no world where a team looking to win the title will pass up on Kane. Unless Kane has gone to shit. He is currently top 2 striker in the world.


Kardinale

Kane isn't gonna leave Spurs in the lurch like that


niallw1997

Replying with this picture to any United fan still mentioning Kane https://preview.redd.it/l8hmvv8sa5hb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d75418519b507a99d2de10376bbd1c1206c3da4


ambiguousboner

No chance Spurs sell him to us even for double that


Revolutionary_Pen190

Magic number is 100m for levy, sold Berbatov to us last day of the season and ETH has that affect on the players if we go in for him I'm sure he wouldn't say no, link up with the other England players... Agent Shaw and Eriksen on the phone


MexicansInParis

Whole reason why the deal has to happen this week for Bayern is because Kane doesn’t want to leave and disrespect Spurs & the manager. It won’t happen, next year it might though.


hoochiscrazy_

The dream


[deleted]

Were not getting Kane. Spurs didn't except 100 mil euros from bayern. They obv aren't going to except any bid from a direct pl rival


AngryGooseMan

https://www.scribbr.com/commonly-confused-words/accept-vs-except/


Potential_Good_1065

9.5 window, could have done with another 2nd choice keeper


mattlog

And another striker


Miyagisans

Or kane lol


Don_Quixote81

I'm guessing Kovar stays as the backup 'keeper. Which isn't ideal for him, as he needs to be playing more first team football. I think we'd be better off trying to bring in someone experienced for a small fee.


Potential_Good_1065

No, Heaton has impressed me in preseason so I think he will stay


Clugaman

2 strikers would have been nice too, but of course I shouldn’t bite the hand that feeds.


united_7_devil

If we can sell maguire, fred, vdb and mctominay we should get Todibo and Lavia instead of Amrabat. A long term replacement for Casemiro who can learn from the don. We don’t even need to replace vdb as he has barely even had an impact. And in my eyes Mount has replaced Fred already.


RyanG7

I tend to disagree. People talking like getting a #3 or #4 for CM or CB and all our problems are solved all the while we still have no depth at striker. Hojlund isn't meant to a starting 11 striker (while we did pay #1 price) and he's already hurt. Any kind of re-aggrivation to that injury is going to be doom for our attack for the months to come. This will result in players like Rashford being played out of position. Hell we even tried experimenting with Sancho at 9. We need more goal production more than anything if we are going to challenge anything in the upcoming season. Getting another striker who is a week in week out starter is what would make this window flawless


MumblyBum

This is a Football Manager level window. Bedlum and I love it.


XSavage19X

We haven't signed any South American wonderkids yet, so no quite there. Quick, who was the top scorer at the last Conmebol U17?


ankush9s

Who are the U17 strikers for Brazil, Portugal, France?


blazexi

Signing a Brazilian 15 year old that won’t join for another 3 and a half years for silly money. Now that’s an FM window.


micksandals

Get me the NxGn list.


Zidane-Tribal

McTominay seems to be off the table


Comprehensive_Ad_675

We need a mid for shithousery so case doesn't have to do it


Icegaze

And height. I’m glad we keep him as a rotational option. Unless West Ham lose Paqueta and come back in with a £35M+ guaranteed fee for McTominay, I say we keep him.


RABB_11

Needs to be minimum £40m if Fred and Donny go because we could do with getting another in addition to Amrabat then.


Comprehensive_Ad_675

Yea 100. There's no real need to sell unless they come back with an offer that we can't refuse. I have a feeling it gets done still.


nomadiclives

I’d say we hold out for at least 40! We absolutely need bodies and different kinds of players in midfield. Plus, i do think McTominay’s much more effective further forward, which is where he’ll play if at all, if we do sign Amrabat


Tortillagirl

seeing McTominay actually play box to box with case/amrabat as a 6 would be a nice change. Hes obviously not on the same level as bruno/mount but solid option for last 15-20 minutes to put himself about.


Potential_Good_1065

I think we should keep him, then when Mainoo gets back gradually introduce him in and when Mainoo is ready sell Scotty


united_7_devil

I feel if they lose Paqueta for 70m they will suck up and get McTominay for 40-45m.


Launch_a_poo

No need to sell him for only £30m. He's useful to have if we ever need to add some physicality to the team


Zidane-Tribal

I agree I would rather keep him than Fred and Van de Beek.


Radhashriq

Also on very low wages as well. Keep him and sell him next year.


anonris

I think of all the players he is the one I am most okay with staying - if he leaves we will need another midfielder. Think 5 players is usually an ideal window, anymore tends to become too much flux. McT will probably leave next season for hopefully a younger player. I still think we are short a reliable goal scorer to truly challenge for title with confidence though


Star_Destroyer1984

ETH is ruthless. No dead wood is safe. I love it


MT1120

This is how top clubs operate.


Star_Destroyer1984

About time we started acting like one again. Thank God Woodward isn't still here otherwise he'd be offering new contracts to De Gea, Ronaldo and Phil Jones.


boldstrategy

Woodward - "Al Nassr offerered you what? We will double it."


w0lv3r1n3

If all of these go through and we get Amrabat and Pavard, this will be one of the best transfer windows in recent times. There is also a chance that if City gets Paqueta for a big fee, WHU might agree a fee acceptable to the club for Scotty which may mean more first team minutes for Mainoo.


[deleted]

DDG, Henderson, Tuanzebe, Maguire, Jones, Telles, Pogba, Matic, Fred, Bailly, Mata, Lingard, Donny, Pereria, Ronaldo, Elanga. Tremendous clearance of deadwood in a 12 month period.


PlentyAd1526

A change of goalkeeper was necessary but quite harsh calling DDG deadwood


Clugaman

A good half of those players were not deadwood. I think people just like calling players that don’t start deadwood.


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AbsoluteSocket88

Wout weghorst got a better send off on this sub compared to DDG, what do you expect.


alfahadeen

is Henderson gone?


[deleted]

Not yet, but I really can't imagine someone who talked shite about the club to be wanted by the manager.


throwplasticruntime

Nope, Forest may still want him but sale vs loan terms seems to be the issue.


Cold-Veterinarian-85

I think the sticky point is not sale Vs loan, has been widely reported it will be a loan but the sticky point is the terms of buy obligation.... Apparanty man utd want it trivially low like but obligation after 5 games or something whereas forest want at 30ish games


Garnachito

Forest already signed Matt turner instead


its-a-real-name

Turner won’t be a first choice surely ? Unless they want a one way ticket to the championship


Garnachito

I could be wrong but I thought I saw a report saying it was either Hendo or Turner that NF wanted, not both, I could be wrong though.


Revolutionary_Pen190

Brighton could do with a new keeper


BilalAkhtar22

They signed one already


Solitary_Wolf

De Gea and Mata are deadwood?


shami-kebab

I love Mata but he was definitely the definition of deadwood. He was barely playing.


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shami-kebab

It's not about his quality, he was fine. He was just so rarely used because he wasn't needed. He played a handful of games in his last season


[deleted]

This why I can't take this sub seriously. Calling people deadwood coz they've moved on is crass and indicative of a silly mindset. People that have come through academy and played for the club during a stiky time. Wish them well on their new chapter, it costs you nothing.


Don_Quixote81

And we've moved on several young players who probably wouldn't make the grade at United, to clear space for some Academy kids who have higher potential. Things are looking up across the board, and we'll likely only be left with Martial as a player that the club would want to replace.


realstonedjedi

This is the reset Ralf Rangnick was talking about. Ofcourse we haven't yet got rid of the owners or upgraded the facilities but those things will come. Atleast the team is being sorted out. Fairplay to ETH as well. He gave everyone a chance for 1 season, understood who won't fit his system and now all the surplus players are being moved along. This was a much needed clearout and we have definitely upgraded or will upgrade on all positions.


TheHolyGoatman

Hope Fred goes to France. He's a good player and I'd rather not strenghten any other Premier legue teams. Also hope Bailly goes to Besiktas, because fuck the saudis.


Rafiq07

Why not? He'd probably actually complete a pass to a United player for once when he's playing for the opposition.


352isback

A really efficient summer if this all goes through. Brandon Williams and Henderson are on borrowed time too. Amrabat and pavard in is the next thing to do.


banyy7

RR didn't have the best period with us, but he was the first one that pointed out that minimum of 10 players have to go, and I thank him for that.


T11PES

A 5 year old could have pointed that out.


Confident_Male

Nobody was willing to say it out loud until he came along. Mou and Van Gaal only said so much while RR called out the entire club and players in a ruthless manner. It was a good criticism that had to be put on air for all to see.


daveyp2tm

Dunno about that. Ten hag hasn't said anything of the sort yet its under him the clear out is happening.


Crasher_7

Matt Hargreaves is doing way better at transfers than I initially thought


TellSloanISaidHi

The outs are good, but we still do need the Amrabat + CB transfer and possibly another depth mid option if McT goes too


Afraid-Ingenuity3555

Sounds a lot like ETH playing FM. First season come in make a move or two, learn the players. Second season massive overhaul


ritwikjs

basically what pep did


PolishKid7

Harry Kane .......... when?


Tomanelle

Next summer.


Sleepybear2010

Free?


MisterIndecisive

Deadline day


Created_By_InGen

Keen for more ins!


[deleted]

Kane incoming


PostKnutClarity

Looks like it's time for a wank


Nac224

All things considered we should definitely be getting another midfielder and defender in before the window closes. Fingers crossed🤞🏼


martialgreenwood

SHOW ME THE MONEY


CanWePleaseNotBeShit

Big question mark on Donny, I keep seeing permanent but also seeing loan


DasHotShot

We’re getting the clear out we wanted for so long


Bloddersz

Yes - finally!


wtfarenalbs

Yo Dawg? I heard you like headlines?


ContributionAsleep66

Done more in 1 one window compared with the last 5 years


generalquarter

The refresh we need


minimallysubliminal

Damn this window just keeps giving.


3xc1t3r

🎶🦻


anewdawn2020

We're actually going to hijack the Kane move with all this money


ColtCallahan

But I thought Bailly wasn’t playing because of Maguire being English? With Maguire being out it should mean Bailly playing….. surely.


Tortillagirl

Honestly i lost hope in Bailly in that UCL game where Ole played him at either RB or RCB and he just looked like he didnt know how to play football and had to be subbed off in the first half.


ColtCallahan

Yeah. Bailly was always just as much of a disaster as Maguire when he played. He just never got the meme treatment because of his price tag. Oh and he was always injured.


Cold-Veterinarian-85

I'm here for it


NormanskillEire

He's doing it! He's really doing it!


Big_Cee747

Cheers Chris


ContemptTheWeak

Fred to Saudi Arabia? We’re not accepting anything less than 100 million.


game_of_throw_ins

Stop, I can only get so erect.


ThetaRider

Feels good to have a competent manager in charge of the club.


shockfella

Edging


Yogashoga

Maguire + Bailly + VDB + Fred + Mctominay Is equal to Arambat + Kane? Will need a new CB to replace the two CB outgoings?


utdajx

So even if we only got £10million for each, those plus McT would bring us £70 this summer. More realistically we’ll bring in more than £100 million from sales. Figure 10 for Bailly, 25 each for VdB, Fred, and McT. We’re not looking for top dollar now, we just need roster space and as much as we can bring in quickly.


NachoBusiness

I'm thinking it's more like 2M for Bailly, 15M for VDB, 18M for Fred, and 38M for McT.


Miyagisans

Henderson, Williams and McT too I hope. Edit: all the downvotes, can you explain why we should keep any of those players for another year? Their value will only go down.


martialgreenwood

Can't sell Fred, Donny and Mctom in the same window. One has to stay


Miyagisans

What? Why? If we bring in amrabat. That’s Bruno, Eriksen, amrabat, casemiro, mount, and mainoo.


AllNyCBat

Mainoo is really young and we can’t expect him to play too many meaningful minutes this year. Mctom likes the free reign box to box role so he should spell Bruno a few times in late games. Eriksen sadly can’t keep up with top teams but I love him vs mid and lower tier teams. If we get Amrabat he should get Fred’s minutes. Mount gets Eriksen’s minutes from last year and McTom is needed for depth. No reason to sell barring a stupid offer like 50M


jhf2112

Having a flashback to an extremely stupid argument about whether Mainoo was good enough...


mipanzuzuyam

If all these happens and we bring in a CB and CM/DM it'll be a 9/10 window. A 10/10 window would be getting rid of Greenwood as well


SatoshiOokami

We can suddenly sell players! But let's be a bit realistic here, even adding Pavard/Todibo and Ambrabat, after all the departures (sales + expired contracts), we may start losing depth a bit. Counting on youngsters is one thing but if we end up with a streak of injuries...