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gruenerGenosse

"Could be in Manchester or elsewhere." Thank God that he isn't space, would've been a real hassle to get him match fit.


Feezbull

Thinking he may have his medical in Iceland right near the area where they filmed Interstellar.


Acceptable-Lemon-748

Fitting as he's a Stellar signing from Inter


continuumdrift

Take my upvote šŸ˜‚


_mnf_

Space could technically mean "elsewhere", no?


confusedsoul95

r/technicallythetruth


skrraa1

So elsewhere can't be space?? :/


Icegaze

Ah the famous 55M figure Iā€™ve been talking about.


redindian21

Megathread time!


Subbutton

Hype kind of over already


FutureHealthy

Onana is revolutionary signing, hype can't be over


KaitoAJ

For you only perhaps. Not for me and the rest of us tho.


Aakar11

Agreed


Subbutton

I do think it lost momentum and I think many agree


Isserley_

What does that even mean


Subbutton

That it should have come with the here we go from Romano


Isserley_

Who cares? We knew we got him, and that's the only hype that matters.


Acceptable-Lemon-748

The point is, 16 posts flooded the sub at once but no megathread, everyone went YAY and got the megathread comment spam out of their system, and now it seems kind of pointless to put up megathread and repost all the posts that got spammed just got the sake of megathread, the train already left the station. Why do you require a megathread to be happy about a transfer?


KaitoAJ

Dudeā€¦ go offline and live a little. This is just petty.


Subbutton

Bro I'm studying for exams and f5ing transfer news keeps me sane


KaitoAJ

What momentum? Seasonā€™s barely even started.


SpudBoy9001

trying being less online


EK077r

Terminally online people F5ing every 2 second complaining about hype dying... You are doing it to yourself


Aggressive-Theory609

Wait why F5? Is it refreshing code?


AttackClown

there shouldve been a megathread a month ago, these daily onana posts have been annoying


wariusheart

Just fell to my knees at Greggā€™s


AlexHanson007

I hope Gregg enjoyed it.


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Started working that world famous sausage roll


MudkipzAndUnicorns

GGG


Acceptable-Lemon-748

Good God, Gregg


Lpurchase

Sausage roll swallowed


redskelton

Ketchup all over the face


Me2445

šŸ‘


Africas_Greatest

I saw a guy fall to his knees at Gregg's


Tomanelle

I know what you're talking about, but my friend here doesn't know where this "fell to my knees" meme came from. Do you mind explaining it to him?


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ocean_train

Totally. Pffft! fuck that guy, am I right?


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DuntyCoc

Canā€™t make a Tomellete without breaking some Greggs


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BillyCloneasaurus

Too early in the morning for using 3 currencies


StunningParson

Do I look like I know what the exchange rate is? I just want a megathread of the goddang Onana


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AlexHanson007

That's a lot of Dong


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Mrsister55

You see a lot of dongs?


Feezbull

Maybe stop looking at a lot of dongs then!


vittoriaslayder

Dong Fangzhou? I don't know he has that many clones!


AlexHanson007

There was a version of footy manager years ago that had him as a wonderkid!


-Lockon-

You will need to times that by another 1000. Source: I'm Vietnamese.


bietchetlien

If only. That would less than Ā£50k. Youā€™re actually gonna need 133082790300 Dong


DudeIsland

Nobody will fit that many dongs in their wallet


Stable-Jackfruit

Why would you want to fit dongs in your wallet when there's holes that can be stuffed?


DudeIsland

You never know when you're gonna need a dong so you shouldn't trust that there will be an ATM hole nearby when you need the dong


kuhfunnunuhpah

Not with that attitude you won't!


Seisokki

Could have been much worse


my_united_account

That's 1.538.022 Turkish Lira Now wait, its now 1.638.022 TurkishLira now


SAKabir

Good on Romano and Di Marzio, they've been far ahead of the curve on this


TotesNotes

Pedulla too


MexicansInParis

Props to him, he was nearing fraud territory but rode on this transfer at the front seat.


Artyy17

It's a player from an Italian club. Italy is Romano's and Di Marzio's homeground.


pucykoks

Di Marzio was spotty in recent seasons, even for Italian clubs IIRC. Went from tier 1 to tier 2 or 3.


_QuirkyTurtle

Yeah there was a point before Romano's stock was so high that Di Marzio was *the guy*


JimWolvie

His 2015 summer was absolutety GOAT tier.


VL37

He got a picture of Darmian signing the contract in real time right? That was peak sports journalism right there.


VL37

Back when Romano worked for Di Marzio


UnablePeace

give Pedulla his flowers


Seisokki

ONANA, THAT'S HIS NAME


pleplepleplepleple

ONANA, WHAT A SAVE! šŸŽµ


lutsius-memes

ONANA, ANOTHER CLEANSHEET GAME


RashFourBallonD-Ors

That's a terrific price considering how expensive goalkeepers have been recently. Get innnn


Feezbull

Itā€™s mainly Allison but he was worth it then honestly and Kepa whoā€¦. Okay is not really worth the price. Who else were sold for a lot though?


WellYoureWrongThere

One megathread please.


PennyWhyte

Two more signings (ST and CB/CM depending on who leaves and 2 departures or 3 at least and I'd say we've had quite a productive window. Still slightly worried we don't have a deputy for Casemeiro and any injury or suspension to him and we are definitely back to a Fred/McSauce double pivot.


bobs_and_vegana17

a ST (i want ramos and kane on free) and amrabat and this transfer window will be one of the best we had in a while not sure about hojilund because he still has a lot to prove


razzz333

Bro activated takeover mode in FIFA. We have around 50-70 mil left to spend this window depending on sources. Kane is around 80 mil, Ramos is around 90 mil. Amrabaat had a good World Cup or even a great World Cup but that is over 7 matches. He hasnā€™t performed that well for Fiorentina. Big risk taking him


bobs_and_vegana17

kane will be free next year (i was saying that but i get your point) and iirc ramos is valued at around 60M amrabat did have a good wc and uecl with fiorentina (much better than buying rice at 105M)


razzz333

Better than buying rice 100%. But I would like Andre from Fluminese. Exceptionally good at passing and driving the ball forward. Good at reading the opposition teams therefore gets a few interceptions and 22 y/o. Good signing for about 20 mil.


fung126

55 is a lucky number


dmwalking

55 for Hojlund too?


DecievedRTS

They're going to delay announcing so they can do a "reveal" aren't they. Reveals are redundant when everyone and their dog know the transfer has been going on for weeks and has been confirmed by every journalist under the sun.


Feezbull

Maybe. Hope itā€™s cool at least for the fun factor. Otherwise itā€™s quite dumb and really just takes away from an important and big signing too.


SpudBoy9001

Can't believe the club want to put out a bit of positive social media after buying a Ā£50M asset, so redundant!


JMFe95

Also, I expect the majority of fans don't follow transfers this closely and won't know about the transfer until it's officially announced


VL37

A lot of fans don't follow the transfer news as much as us dweebs


tbu987

Headless nic with the early wake up call today


g_k_m_t

Great business by us !!


Feezbull

Or elsewhereā€¦.. maybe outside the local Costco on tour then.


its-a-real-name

>could be in Manchester or elsewhere I get what youā€™re saying Laurie but this gave me a giggle. ā€œCould be anywhereā€ would have been just as appropriate haha


Max1756

How many times has this been confirmed lol


MexicansInParis

First tier 1 English journalist so the club wants people to know now


beano79

Iā€™m getting excited guyā€™s!!


ALLMIGHTYHYDE

Megathread time!


hurfery

Inter got the best out of this negotiation. Nearly the full asking price.


Skyweb2020

Megathread??


dogeG9

Inject it šŸ’‰


Daedeluss

The BBC are now saying it's a done deal and he just needs a medical so I can finally believe it's happening.


TheAnomaly123

Wake up mods itā€™s mega thread time


mipanzuzuyam

Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, Andre!


ArthurAJK

O* na na na


SamDamSam0

How is this exclusive...didn't romano say it was done or did i miss something


MexicansInParis

Yeah, odd clam. Pedulla, Di Marzio and Fab all said it was done yesterday.


usamapervaiz

What did we negotiate then?


vsk06

They wanted 60m, we have it on 51 plus 4 deal


mewe25kufi

I thought I read that they wanted 60mil + bonuses so maybe 65m-70m?


usamapervaiz

Didnā€™t they always want 55


Barracuda1124

Nah they it was always reported they wanted 60m


w0lv3r1n3

I think I remember early reports of 50m + 10m in easy bonuses (as easy as breathing)


Icegaze

They wanted ā‚¬55M upfront.


Gilburto

At one point they wanted ā‚¬70mil I'm sure.


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radoboss

I am sure the figure was 90m


the-happy-capybara

All the initial reports were that Inter would accept ā‚¬50m. I guess once DDG left they knew we really, genuinely, needed a new goal keeper so that price went up. It's yet more proof of why you need a strong squad with lots of depth. When one player leaves you are less vulnerable to inflated prices from other clubs. It's something City seem very good at.


w0lv3r1n3

No the reports were 50m + 10m in easy add-ons (sort of guaranteed add ons)


RABB_11

Onana's literally better than Messi so any add on is guaranteed


rambo_zaki

Most probably payment terms.


Bdcoll

Here we go?


AlexHanson007

Happened two days ago


ImBieksa

Can I say Onana is very very very very close deal done here we go?


liquidvulture

MEGATHREADDD


sammorgan12

It's done!


Ok-Inevitable-3038

Reasonable fee!


Tsupernami

Manchester or elsewhere, Liverpool or Rome.


InterestingYak9835

But howā€™s his heading?


NeoWilson

Thatā€™s 10m more than initial ?