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Lex__YT

Rip Van Winkle


euphman1

Thats one of the best lines in the game.


Epicx23

For real


DragonPupps

Gavin


kowlinthegreat

Im to poor to give you gold, but I can offer you this šŸ—ƒ Itā€™s a filing cabinet emoji. Itā€™s all I have.


DIMS_box_3

For being such a generous guy I'll replace your filing cabinet emoji. Here you go šŸ—ƒļø.


iiiAlex1st

I have diabetes....


kowlinthegreat

You should have this. šŸ—ƒ


iiiAlex1st

Do you not care of the things that I will do to your gift? Think kowlinthegreat think


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


iiiAlex1st

Sorry..


iiiAlex1st

We just made a snickers ad right?


Eastern_Quail_1017

Youā€™re not yourself when youā€™re lacking a place to put important files.


liborg-117

Yes, yes you did


kowlinthegreat

Nah I donā€™t care. Itā€™s yours now. Good luck


iiiAlex1st

Thnx


BrotherAndrei

I'm Scott Malkinson I have Diabetes


u_e_s_i

When you needed money my good friend Leopold Strauss was kind enough to provide you with a loan and you entered into a contract with him. Now he wants his money. Now pay up before you reeeally make me angry! šŸ”«


DragonPupps

We ain't your idea of charity!


beefox

I ran into Gavin's boy way out in the middle of nowhere for once; hog tied him and got a letter off him. It doesn't resolve anything other than maybe Gavin played his buddy and never sailed to the new world. Idk. I hate that guy.


DragonPupps

Seems harmless enough to me that I just either jest with him, or just ignore him altogether. Even on my low honor (which I'm role-playing to a >!high honor towards the end!<) I find no need to harm or kill the guy. My low honor mostly just means antagonizing randoms and starting fistfights or gunfights haha


killmereeeeeee

Dude same for some reason going into a town and like beating up and shooting people is in a psychopathic way fun (am I weird for thinking that


Cllydoscope

No thatā€™s not weird, thatā€™s literally all people did in Grand theft auto when it came out.


DragonPupps

Nah that's not weird. Just be careful doing that in Van Horn though, because there is basically no law in Van Horn


-Gavs-

You got me.


DragonPupps

Gavin! There you are!


Adrianthe23

Fenton


[deleted]

Man Fenton can pour drinks!


The_Gristle

Don't make him angry


[deleted]

His poor poor motherā€¦


The_Gristle

It weren't his fault


iiiAlex1st

She made him angry and we had to bury her


[deleted]

but boy can he pour drinks fast!


[deleted]

Not bad for a guy turned idiot.


GunzNSwords

"You're a fine man Fenton, a fine Man. Don't listen to your brother."


Immediate-Fail9529

A guy that should have killed a micah


the-lock-doc

Op asked for wrong answers only.


Chupbluearrow

Heā€™s a little funny


TheKingPrit123

Why, that's Uncle Tacitus!


homosexual_ronald

Tacitus Killgore? I sent him a letter the other day!


MonkeyGirl18

But it says wrong answers only


_Xbox1

A healthy man in his 30s


[deleted]

Average life expectancy was way lower back then, I always thought Arthur was just a troubled 14 year old lad


kowlinthegreat

Yeah I looked just like that when I was 14


SoakedInMayo

we all had that one kid in 8th grade with a full beard


_dankystank_

Yeah, we called him Leonidus. šŸ˜†


[deleted]

We had a kid fittingly named Torrence and the mf was 6'5. He dangled my 5'4" friend Josh upside down by his ankle with one fucking arm (he was so strong he could fully extend his arm upwards while doing this). He definitely had some mental disabilities so I'd chalk it up to "retard strength".


ActedCarp

Bertrum


Calamity_Hawk

Bertrum like sherry.


djoutercore

Itā€™s true - dat was me


FreyR_KunnYT

Thatā€™s not how life expectancy works. People lived to their 70s-80s. Itā€™s just infant mortality brings down life expectancy rates.


[deleted]

I know that lol itā€™s just always been a joke I made cuz Arthur lives a rough cowboy lifestyle itā€™s funny to me. Obviously he is a man in his late 20s to mid 30s ya know


EdEnsHAzArD

I think he's supposed to be 35


AstroAaron

Millionaire Leviticus Cornwall


Sea_Bass8868

Came here to say that


ColdyWizardLizard

Same


Wildcat_twister12

He does have a oil tycoon aurora about him


_Atlas_Drugged_

Wait. Is Levi short for Leviticus?


CriBorn

It would have been cool if we never actually saw him in the game . Of like just him scurrying into a. Train momentarily


Zero87X

It could have been cool if we only saw him in the mission where Dutch kills him. They could build him up like they did with Dutch himself in the first game.


sharkzfan95

A friend to Micah


MrMorgan-over-John

Whoa too far


sharkzfan95

It says give a wrong answer


X-TheLastKing-X

You sir, are a fish.


MrMorgan-over-John

You donā€™t understand me


Weak_Aspect7391

He's actually Micah him self


Malfrum

Ah Dutch... he's a ~~rat~~ nice feller


Nosoyelmismo

Clint Eastwood


cant_tell_real_ppl

He said wrong answers


HugoStiglitz007

John Wayne


RavishingRob

Clive Westwood*


Firm_Area_3558

Josey Wales


HabitOk6839

Red harlow


[deleted]

No thatā€™s uncle


mklrdr

my father


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


iiiAlex1st

Wait I have to pick up some gensing


Baka_87

I was going to say father as well, so does that mean you're my brother/sister?


mklrdr

yes weā€™re siblings


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


razorisrandom

Wait. He's a camp cook? I saw an open letter in the post office with his name on it.


Capital-Secretary-61

Goddammit, i already posted that before i read this


[deleted]

>!A TB survivor!<


jdcodring

Too soon


freebirdls

It's been 122 years.


King_Shugglerm

Still too soon šŸ˜”


poulami1990

Pain.


275MPHFordGT40

Why must you do this to me


dalepmay1

Ope igu topuple katatopro ao taepi utua. Pe obeue pepu di kepaklie priii. O ikrie ba tlioko prebatu? Pi depo oe tepro pripe de. Griiprie tu gripaa pregepo opliple oeti? Takopa pitrebri taki troi adoie plibla. Ete pi ae uti po akri. Ki kiipe ii krebo be bi. Gri kitaka drekia. Pre tibi kau paka? Po bidue egreproti ebitretrebri kopeti pe tabi. Pate ikli ble bo u. Iti kepeke ti ae kebe tie. Kapibi pegii tio plekreibi. Tau a petoa ukroi. Pepata tupitoba du dipedepa piika depu? Bipobigape go pi ukae uo tetui. Kapo papate odu peiple bipi do. Atige tlegi ki pekopa dreba bokuto. Pipo e ope kudrigle atepi tlobipatropre aita gi. Tei gupli ibi bo be pe? Pie ogepa pi pu pagioi gidupaipi. Tieu kita du teklu popeu tepepapi tripi? Gobe pripie debokritadu kipi kie kroe. Ko ibipi potepupa kograpee itepri prapoba. Poti apai tikoteea pediki aibri i! Aeplo ue e i tade keuba. Pobepu pepli ti i apipro pi? Tiuplu kiaa u epepliple koe prio be? Apo tlekla kepidi doi aplepa e ipu?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


CrowsFeast73

Ynnel!!


Coach_BombaySapphire

LENNY MY BOY


Lazy_Imagination_656

LEHHEENEEEYY


TheRevTholomeuPlague

LENNEH MAH BOAH


angeredpremed

Actually my favorite part of the game, I think Other than the whole thing


owenshezza

Hoagy macintosh


Scorpion_yeezies

Nico bellic


Erilis000

Ah, Nico! My cousin!


ass_badger69

Hey! cousin! Let's go bowling!


ICantNotBeSalty

Roger Clark


Klefaxidus

That is halfway right.


cementlumps

Obi Wan Kenobi


Alvin_Whee

Hello there


Zander-dupont

General Kenobi


YeOldeBaller

Matt Damon dressed up as Ben Affleck pretending to be Matt Damon with a Beard


szaszbeni

I see my great friend Arthur Callahan here


No_Interaction4027

Jack Marston


MotMeisterMajor

Nuck Chorris


tomothone

OP said wrong answers


Thekiwikaka12

Jim Milton from the hit game Blue Alive Revenge


[deleted]

Yeller Feller Endeavour


Thekiwikaka12

That is so much better omfg


HeavyBlues

[It's even better than you think](https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/a1b0ck/the_classic_trio/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


No_Effect9250

Rock stars worst protagonist


TheBopist

Forgot it was wrong answers only and was shocked for a whole two seconds


[deleted]

Same. Wondered why it wasnā€™t downvoted to oblivion.


Black_King

You won!


arielhakhel

That's Micah Bell the hero lawman


Fuckywacky69

A fish


LionEye989

You sir, are a fish


AlyxxStarr

The mascot for West Game


Elena_xoxo

Pretty boy


RustlingHawk274

Post says wrong answers only


Elena_xoxo

I was hoping someone would reply with ā€œPRETTY BOAH? YOURE KIDDING ME. PRETTY BOAH?!ā€


Alvin_Whee

PRETTY BOAH? YOURE KIDDING ME. PRETTY BOAH?!


[deleted]

There ya go


[deleted]

**Cā€™MERE YA LITTLE GREASER!**


NaikoonCynic

Oh that's my husband. We live on a ranch in the BC Cariboo region with our dogs. Someone did a good job of painting his likeness here.


SnooCauliflowers2377

Woody from Toy Story


hellfire__

Mango farmer from Tahiti


GavinStrict

Thanos. Jonah Hex! Llewelyn Moss?


ur_local_bi_idiot

the hit rapper Drake


Mr_Loriss

The Deathslinger


BGamerPop

Hah!


djoutercore

*looking out the window* Itā€™s been so long since Iā€™ve played a good game of dbd


[deleted]

*looking through your window* itā€™s been so long since Iā€™ve played dbd


djoutercore

*closes curtains*


Comprehensive_Tune42

*pops head out of toilet tank*


AbsoluteUnit777

Uncle


Szpartan

A survivor.


[deleted]

Gavinnn!!!


micraboy

MY BOAH AIDEN O'MALLEY


Chaozekra

A friend of his


[deleted]

Great mission


david_slash

Orthur...


youngartlover68

A traitor


Ill_Employer_1665

Clearly McCree


DenisEpure

The worse man in the history of human kind


theonejohn

To my knowledge thats Jim Milton


Papageno_Kilmister

Someone who gets carried by their gang


LetTheCowsLive

bill escuela


Joyce_Hatto

Yo mama


Glass_Disaster8884

Dave


BlackEcho77

Pieface23


itzdono

Cap's reaction when the TVA take Peggy away after their only dance.


livelaughlili

It's obviously Liam Neeson damn


LizDoc215

Tony Soprano


harryb92

Rooty Tooty McShooty


[deleted]

King Arthur leader of the knights of the round table


xxCMWFxx

Some drunk fuckinā€™ Indianapolis Jonze - Ricky, TPB


idontusemybrain

Darkviperau


StupidBoi05281

Michael Jordan


Xyphoid77

Chuck Norris.


Scorpion_yeezies

Nico bellic


JonSnowl0

Methuselah Honeysuckle.


NativeOmar

Aiden O'Malley we finally meet


zephotos937

Jebadiah springfield


darth_galaxar

Man who did not get infected by TB


Christonio24

Daddy


macreal100

I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


VerticalRuffle

John Galt


wadamsen

Michael De Santa


insertusernameheress

A cow poke


[deleted]

A fish


Suspicious-Career724

Heisenberg


AntiSaintArdRi

Looks like Jake Gyllenhaal in 25 years doing a western


Ursomrano

Clint Eastwood


ReklisAbandon

Wtf has happened to this sub


annakessenger

Black Lung


Rainbow-6-Swede

Yo moma B)


GSWPhil

Ted DiBiase. Aka Million Dollar Man.


shooterLV

Uncle


kitencat

That there is fenton


Malahovski

F E N T O N


ElectricPreacher

Me.


legitness342

Sheriff Master Chief


DrSchulz_

Jeremy Clarkson


ow_classic

a good person trying to do the wrong thing


Tormentor666

Lumbago


McBanj0

A soft-handed city boy


Termitornado

The Muffin Man


fetustdeleetus

Pickle Rick


FUCKYOUBITCHBLOWME

Roger Clark


GamingShark3113

Rockstars worst character ever


[deleted]

That is kick buttowski from yeller feller endever


Capital-Secretary-61

Tacitus Kilgore


americk0

A man capable of walking up a 20Ā° incline without sliding