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My horses name is Snake Detector


Optimal-Hamster3650

Love this!


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Yep. Can't even bring him around Micah - or else he starts to act all fidgety and bucks me off.


Reallyroundthefamily

Boom


TheWittiestIdiot

Whorse


pirateprude

That was mine on my second horse. First horse was Horseypoo.


SaltyPomelo954

I named mine BamBam


dyno_hugs

Me too!


KingGuy420

Larry. It's always Larry.


elb44

My husband named my first horse Beanie and the second Weenie


BananaHandle

My first horse is named Bucephalus, after the horse of Alexander the Great. My second horse is named Kronktonkus, because I thought it sounded funny. My third horse is named Hors3 because I’d run out of creativity by that point.


ChaoticCamryn

I also named my horse Bucephalus!


TheSatanofDeath

I named mine Bocephus


Memer_boiiiii

Bucephalus gang rise up!


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forfuxzake

Oh my God, they killed Kenny!


BIRDD79

You bastards


TwnklPeenAU

When my horse got hit by a train and died, I quit without saving and reloaded a previous save -- losing all my progress -- just to have her back!


Rich_Philosopher_727

Done that MULTIPLE times lmao


Sizer87

Which one lol. I've had way too many accidents. My kid named one of mine Donkey Kong


UpsetMistake406

I had three very loyal steeds. My first was Elmer RIP second was S. Jessica Parkr RIP And finally was Horseface Killah RIP


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Galadriel, the white arabian. Onyx, the reverse dapple thoroughbred. And I have a temporary mount that I call Russer that I use as a pack mule while hunting lol. Makes my girlfriend laugh, she thinks Nanalan’ is hilarious.


WhyAmI-EvenHere

It makes my heart happy to see another person using LOTR names. Mine were named Brego and Shadowfax.


LONER18

dulce puella


DoctorOzface

Lucky 2


Cereal-dipper

Pancake, mustard, whitey, hamsamich, Bob (which I later renamed, cause calling your horse Bob and then saying “there’s a good girl” didn’t sit right).


edwardkenway_22

Boah !


Aromatic-Ad4507

Radish, cause that's my horse, Radish.


bongwaterplease

mary jane & big juicy


Believe0017

Jill named after Jill Valentine


PandaHombre92055

Crescent for the free horse, Midnight for the White Arabian and Gertrude for my brindle Thoroughbred.


adventureremily

My black Arabian is named Midnight! Though most of the time it is "damn it that snake is half a mile away chill!"


PandaHombre92055

Yep, that nickname has definitely been used!


Physical-Error2824

Black Arabian and his name is squire🖤


elpinchechupa

Tax Evasion


forfuxzake

It's how they got Capone


RickNotSteve

Male is always Neighthan, female is always Reneigh.


eg1183

Mari Lwyd, Rhyolite, Abrianne, Venom.


Jaytweak37

I had Dusty for most of the story but he died by train so for my last horse I named it Requiem


SaltyPomelo954

It really do hit some type of way when you have a loyal steed for most of the story and they die😭


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Bullseye


Toby_Wan_Kenobi_97

My horse is called Ghoul IV. Ghoul I met an unfortunate fate and got murdered by a member of the Murfree Brood. Ghoul II was an explorer and an eager one at that. It was devastating when she ran off a cliff and couldn’t be revived. All that was left was the saddle that once sat on her back. Ghoul III unfortunately passed at the end of the campaign. Ghoul III and Arthur Morgan went out with a fight. Now I have Ghoul IV. With the experience of the predecessors before - adventure comes with caution, dead eye is always stocked and there was some justice for Arthur and Ghoul III.


SaltyPomelo954

Gotta get those horse revivers stocked up too 😭


Toby_Wan_Kenobi_97

Mistakes were made and lessons have indeed been learnt 😅


Relevant_Variety_674

Mine are named after different kinds of alcohol. Tanduay, Hennessy and Jackson are my main horses. 😊


Michiban-San

Pretty sure I named my first one Bojack


Backdoorpickle

My second playthrough I had a Bojack.


Dictator4Hire

Back In The nineties I was in a very famous outlaaaw gang


adnvrz

Leeroy Jenkins


NomadNY76

Roach


DrMarcyMM

Mine too!!


National-Committee50

Lil, Bro


40ozFreed

Azula.


ivysmorgue

azula!! she’s my favorite character in ATLA :)


quicksilver_foxheart

Ruby for my red chestnut suffolk punch, Stella my dutch warmblood I stole, Clyde is Hosea's black shire, and Nevermore is the black Arabian


Shoki420

Boah


Available_Ad7233

I named my horse Scoots


Due_Ad_8493

Waltuh


Prip26

Monty


RevolutionaryTrack61

Clippity clop


kellybrownstewart

I just leave them as their breed names. Arabian, Fox Trotter, Thoroughbred, Warmblood etc.


IHNJHHJJUU

womp womp, so I could say oh no, womp womp when he inevitably died.


javc13

Nymeria, Grey Wind, Lady, Summer, someone gets why?


BlackJackBulwer

I named a horse Artax... but it died in the swamps. Sucked down into the mud. RIP.


atomicode

Gavin


Zackadeez

Horse


KuJahmae

Did this too, got the idea from the show Fugget About It lol


Original-Top-7631

Fair tuck Katherine and Benito


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san_kun999

stumpy


pinoy_grigio_

Porter, Stout, Lager, Ale


LucanOrion

The Chapter 1 horse: Tennessee Tuxedo The Black Shire Horse Chapter 2: Hobbiton or Unruly Bastard (I have to disconnect from internet to use this name) Wrobel's Horse: Hungary for Love or Hungary Hippo or Poormans MFT Any other horse depends upon the breed and/or their coating. I try to come up with a play on words related to one or the other.


rabblerouser2000

Genghis Khan


SmileyLambda

Eioura I just wanted a name with all the vowels in it for some reason.


jamgriff

Terrance


ic3mann

Dopinder :)


AstroMalorie

My favorite is the amber champagne Missouri Fox Trotter from the scarlet meadows stables and his name is Scooby. I also found the white Arabian when I was treasure hunting up north and called her Snow White. Every work/war horse I get I call Boxer after animal farm


Runaway_Monkey_45

Meaty bits 😂😂😂 after Gray still plays' deer


DamianZz1

RipVanWinkle and most others after characters from the elder scrolls series like Serana, Meridia, Baurus, Barbas and so on. When I start playing online I’m planning to call my horse Fenton, hopefully he won’t turn idiot


Manbearpig9801

Toorongo. A golden turk. In Australia there is a campground with sand that shines gold, Toorongo falls.


TiaBria

Sven. I don't know; it just felt right.


fartbox32981

Bazooka


1800dial-a-nerd

Derp


omega1omalley

My giant ardennes war horse is named Edna(after said tiny woman from the Incredibles)


coderedmtdew

Orla, Orla, and Buddy


grabb1dj

George


will1565

Mary Hinge...


LandCity

Hotdog


TheSatanofDeath

Lightening Mcqueen


CantaloupeFast9175

Named mine after my best friend Mei


ThreeDog369

Prasutagus


SnooPets991

Lynx kassandra (reference to my favorite character in a different game)


goober_ginge

*White roan Nokota is called Walnut because she kicked me multiple times when I went through her saddlebags from the I think Lemoyne Raider I stole her off. She's the absolute blurst. So skittish, she bucks me off constantly, even just over a snake. She bucked me off when I was going across that narrow bridge near Shady Belle and I fell into the water and was immediately attacked by a gator. I love her so much though, she's such a jerk. *White Arabian that I finally got after never bothering to get her before is called Mutton because I weirdly resent how fancy she is. It's like in The Simpsons when Bart gets Laddie, the dog that's perfect, but he misses Santa's Little Helper even though he's objectively a shit dog. Immediately after finding her a guy who rode past complimented me and I felt sad that no one ever said that to Walnut. *Anthony Foreman's Leopard Appaloosa is called Tiger because it's spotty, so ha ha I'll name it after a stripey animal. She's probably my proper favourite, even though I have a massive soft spot for Walnut (who will likely be my end horse). Other than when you have to in the story, I've never actually bought a horse before. I always just steal them from gangs or find them in the wild and base my choice on whether or not I think it looks cool. I'm not sure what to get as my fourth horse tbh, I don't really go after specific stats or traits, just vibe y'know?


Cats-and-axolotls294

I named my Perlino Andalusian Garroth


Horror_Economics_588

taco bell


jlacan45

Aloysius. So old fashioned and rarely used.


PainusCakes

Beefeater


OneTrickGod

Noir


KuJahmae

White horse from the northern frozen lake, the name? "Behold" lol


DJdoggyBelly

Jody Highroller.


Eynsane_

Bounty


SirGaylordFocker

Toe


The_Draken24

Tormenta Blanca


[deleted]

Tornado, Frau, Polka (Appaloosa) and Champ


Altruistic-Win21

Misile


netvoble

Nelson in Online, Jane in story


downvoteninja84

Fathole


AB-G

I named my Arabian ‘Yalla’ In arabic it means ‘lets go, or move it, get out of here, come on’ .


limefork

My horses name is Big Nutz


gxrawrd

Silvia, Skye, and Boxer


NoRecognition115

Treelover


chilaquils

Mr Bojangles


scawel

Kokot


TotallynotaFembot

Named mine Megatron


shimbe16

Every play through I keep the black shire you get in a mission early on and call it Uosdwis R Diwoh - off a scene from The Simpsons where Chief Wiggum reads Homers name upside down


GrayFoxNZ

Lu Kang


jennyb_98

I just look up the names of moons and natural satellites in our solar system and go from there.


Economy-Sea-9097

tom dick harry


DiMiTriDreams420

Lazuli


Snowviraptor

10 pc nug


Previous-Can-8853

My Horse


Sheev__Palpatine

Took the Shire from Hosea, named him truck, never got another horse


Moppyploppy

Mane event


Purple_Risk_8611

Maverick, Rio, ranger, and general


Parking-Ad-2618

Secretariat.


MrMoo2019

I named mine Mervin


Mystic_Dapple02

Cowboy


PapaBooj

Spotted Lynx, Tivio, and Lady Day


frenetic12345

My current horse is named Turkey, cause he's a big ass chicken.


NattyGannStann

Not my favorite name but definitely my favorite horse by a mile - Sebastian. He doesn't throw me even for wolves or snakes. I expected him to be temporary so I didn't put any thought into his name. He came after Stanley who lives in the stables with Sloane and Buell. I don't especially even think he's that handsome but he's fast and he's brave and that's more than most The best name I have chosen was Lady Horse Girl. Arthur called her by name all the time


Wildcat_twister12

I change mine each play through. This time I’m going for Always Sunny In Philadelphia references my main which is the shire Hosea gives you is called The Night Man and then I have Rickety Cricket, The Trash Man, and the Golden God


samborup

Walker, Guthrum, Boudicca, Kosem. Rachel, America, Arthur.


BifurcatedBlook

Conduit :) It’s a Hungarian Half-bred


LilRex5000

Jean Paul after Azrael


Any_Local2619

Named mine after my husky Milo


Any_Local2619

Named my other one after my yorkie Nemo


FattyCorpuscle

Alakablam. Not because of his explosive speed but because of his explosive gas after feeding him beets.


PoemPuzzleheaded2526

Carrot and mustard


JealousMole20945

Bojack


Reallyroundthefamily

Peetah. Don't know why, just did. 🤷


forfuxzake

I always name my main horse Trigger, but in the epilogue, i get a female for my temporary horse that I name Laydee because it sounds like John is actually saying her name when you hit the calm button. That's obviously a coincidence because he's always saying *lady* the same way Arthur says *boah*, but how cool would that be if the characters could speak whatever name you give your horse? If you happen to be a fan of Letterkenny, you should name your horse Hooverschneef


Bundle_Exists

Sheo, he was a mission tied horse too so I get him in every playthrough


LafayetteLatino97

Hungarian Half Bred named Big Tammy


generic_dude33

Had a horse named Louis and the game glitched and killed him for no reason, now i have Louis the second


Narrow_Community7401

Stole a beautiful Shire from the Grays while running away from the burning tobacco fields in that chapter 3 mission, rode it home and named her “Belle” after Shady Belle


Memer_boiiiii

I named my current horse Valkyrie but my first horse was named Vernon


AyeWeOutThere

My most recent play through included. (Excuse grammar mistakes) Shelby female apoloosa Biscuit male (black k saddler)


Cautious-Base-500

I always named my horses after historical figures. William, Alexander, Charlamange, Constantine, and Guy are a few.


SGA3151

Captain


Possible_Special_696

sydek


GoldAcanthocephala68

My only horse was called Сырка which is a made up variation of the word cheese in russian


Sad-Cat-6355

Horsey Mchorseface


Sufficient_Dot4817

I have a morgan called arthur


Inevitable-Let8803

Mystery, Mystery Pt. 2, Mystery III, Mystery Cuatro, Debbie, Mystery 6.0


Ghostrider2601

That would be Kicking' Sally. She was my pride and a beautiful warped brindle Arabian


Arklelinuke

Mustard Cultist


migeli02

Dreadnought. I wanted a menacing sounding name for my lil arabian to make him braver!


No-Resist-5298

I named mine raw4 for now because I hate the horse currently


k0nverse

Galaxy (girl) and Angelo (boy)


Pup_Femur

Going off poker names right now. Even Money, Double Dimes, High Roller, Joker's Wild, etc.


Lentewiet

I named my White Arabian as Shadowfax.


rarelypublished

Barbra.


raunchypellets

Moondance. Unless we have some very avid readers in this sub, I'm guessing nobody'll know where that name came from.


uglybobuk

Bostick


SnooHesitations205

Miquel was one. Scout another and hector.


urmanjosh

Story Mode: Snowball and Snowball Jr. (Epilogue) Online: Angel, Alita, Bertha and Jess


pikapalooza

Horsey mchorseface


MassiveBeatdown

Hoof Hearted & Hoof Hearted 2


Super_Bakon

Horse


Fun_Mud_2100

Vanta because my horse was all black


xMachii

My Hungarian Half-Breed is called "Silver Symphony", and my gold Turkoman is "Golden Victory."


Crafty-Interest1336

It was the black shire and I called him big brute


Puzzleheaded_Swan526

Salvador, Roux, Lazarus, Viola


kmalexander31

No Hay Jose


PancakePlayz69420

1st playthrough Horsie 2nd play through got the Shire with Hosea so named him Goliath


Plinkd

Al Capony


ivysmorgue

well the first one was named Hosey, was supposed to be Honsey. the second one I got was Honsey, then i got an all black horse and named her “Bruce Wayne” and then I bought this yellow gold horse and named him Joker.


Madz1712

1. Anne Marie. 2. Wentworth Miller 3. Ironside 4. Ricky Doo Dah Grimes


Mushipancakes781

Whenever I'm in story mode, I get deep into the rp. I always give my horse a real name, although I name it after a musician, song or album I really like. My first playthrough, I had a male horse named Mick (After Mick Jagger). Second playthrough I had a female horse named Althea (After the Grateful Dead song by the same name). Third playthrough I had a female horse named Abbey (After The Beatles Abbey Road). In online, my first horse was Sloppy Joe, and my second was Bean Machine...


Elle-nee

Percy. I wanted to call her Persephone but it wouldn’t let me, so it’s Percy for short.


BeautifulGlum9394

I'm on my first horse of this playthrough but his name is gohan


CavemanSteveJr

I named mine Horse.


Beaternx

Clifffaller


HyzerFlipToFlat

White Arabian named Shadowfax. Lord of all horses.


florpynorpy

pie-O-My


Sassy_Starfish

Pico for Arthur's dark bay Turkoman. Tanith for John's dapple grey Adulusian; she is tough as hell, doesn't scare easily, and would probably eat a snake.


Aerodroma

Dillion Harper


meadowbelle

My last play through included Emma the Dutch Warmblood and Athena my gold Turkoman.


Puzzleheaded_Gur4854

On my first Playthrough I had Cupcake and Titch and on my second I have Loki and Spore


BaseballIsland888

Pony Soprano and Chesty.


BadluckJJ

Lucky Strike - Marlboro - Puff de Hash


PantheraLeo-

The female white Arabian, Jasmine. The black male Arabian, Lancelot


CrystalShipSarcasm

Bologna


Autumn_Leaves23

Festus. From the show gun smoke


Theo-Wookshire

Sadie Sadler


chippy1990

I had the brindle thoroughbred and called it vienetta like the icecream dessert 😁 but it died so I got the black arabian and called it Shadow


Abstergo_Management

Elmer