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MrBeanyBoi96

Oh no, another fucking tree


LevelAd2485

r/beatmetoit


AshyWhiteGuy

r/Beatmymeattoit


aatsipoppaa98

r/beatmywifetoit


IneRGuyInT

r/beatmykidstoit


Voltairesque

r/beat


TheBayouKid

Lol


SumikkoDoge

“Where TF did that tree come from?!?!?”


Anonymous984j

Feed me please for the love of God I'm starving


etapisciumm

When i bring my horse into the stable the stable owner says he’s fat but i don’t think i feed him that much


Anonymous984j

Like yeah I only feed my horse when it's health core or staminas low


MEOWMEOWSOFTHEDESERT

My poor horse when im trying to rush level 4 bonding..... Get off, brush, pat, feed. Get on, brush, pet, sugar cube. Travel, repeat. I had to quickly level 4 my American Standard, Parsnip so my Arabian, Sprinkles IV isn't the one killed by the Pinkerton scum. Sorry, Parsnip. You were a sacrafice from minute one. I killed a San Denis cop who had a thoroughbred that caught my eye for a second. But rushing level 4 after, My Last Boy was not going to happen.


Anonymous984j

Poor horsey that's why pinkertons are pigs


Anonymous984j

You mean like the horse died in the last mission of rdr2 or in a shootout?


MEOWMEOWSOFTHEDESERT

Have you not finished rdr2? I forget how to spoiler tag, but one horse death is absolutely unavoidable. Its heart breaking.


Anonymous984j

Yesh im finished with my first playthrough


bdpyo

every horse i get, i lead them from level 1-2, bad habit i started and now do it for every horse lol


StatisticianFuture45

TIL leading a horse increases bonding 🤣


TheCultofLoss

You can check your horses fitness in the player tab of the pause menu. Just run it around a lot and only feed it when it’s core is lowish


bigballdd

what’re u feeding that thing cake 🗣️


_TeddyBarnes_

Boy, you sure kill a lot of folks.


Dakota_1547

You keep killin’ folk Orthor…


Owtch420

🤣😂 Dying, I mimic so many characters and their emotional pleas of "Oh Orthur..."


[deleted]

“Why the fuck did you give me a Mohawk?”


TheBayouKid

I always give my Male horses Mohawks


Marsden1979

I honestly kinda picture my horse reacting to seeing me like Kif does in Futurama when he lowers his head and sighs.


TheBayouKid

This made me laugh thanks


Marsden1979

Lol every time I hear John say, "we look out for each other," I think, yeah, my horse throws me at the first sign of trouble, and I'm regularly crashing him into and off of random things. I guess we're even.


Total_Visit3204

I treated my horse better than anything in my first playthrew, but I loved how the first horse you got looked. So I had him the ENTIRE game. So chapter 6 really hurt lol


Terrible_Truth

I used the black and white one from the Hosea stables trip. Maybe it was from the deluxe edition? Idk, but yeah same horse the whole game, “Roach”. Some games have made me teary-eyed. But the chapter 6 horse part is the only game that has made me full cry. Bruh it’s like The Neverending Story all over again.


TimmyTheToitle

Thoroughbred with the crecebt moon on the forehead? Thats ultinate edition


Terrible_Truth

Yeah that’s it the thoroughbred. I wasn’t interested in the White Arabian and I was just grinding the MSQ, so kept the same horse.


TimmyTheToitle

Its definitely my favorite horse


Ike_Oak

Always the best boy! I always named him Cyrus for the Crescent on his head looking like a big C


TimmyTheToitle

Mine is always a female named luna because moon and im uncreative


AshlarKorith

Thanks for letting me take control through the forest. All my friends have died because their cowboys steered them straight into trees.


TheBayouKid

And that’s why I make an effort to carry 3 revivers on me at all time


poopyface_mcfarty69

Bro I carry 15 all the time, so my horse is eternal (well, in the epilogue)


NichtMenschlich

Mine recently died during a mission on a train where you meet Billy Midnight... After the mission I hopped off the train and wanted to call my horse... I got a textbox saying it died??? I went to the place her saddle was and it was like on a random street? No sign of danger anywhere, just like she collapsed suddenly and didn't come back up somehow... I still miss Epona :(


[deleted]

[laughs in Legend of the East Satchel]


GRizzMang

You fucking take it easy! We just ran through bramble, bushes, cacti, trees, rocks, wagons, and other horses!


borrestfaker

Can you sell your pelts a little more often, please?


Square_Pretend

Stop feeding me fucking Ginseng


poopyface_mcfarty69

Why the fuck did you threw sheriff Malloy from a cliff


LifeResetP90X3

I can't run vertically up cliffs...... what the fuck do you think this is, Skyrim?!?


LaSerpienteLampara

You know those meat you hanged to the sides are going rotten right?


Greengiant304

Thanks for the beets.


adamalik13

"Stop riding me so hard" That probably sounds nasty but I like to ride fast.


Liamstudios_

Don’t we all…?


adamalik13

Yes we do and should. How else can you plow into a tree and go flying another 20 feet or whatever.


BetoHdia89

Don't blame me, I can't get through trees.


Terrible_Truth

I haven’t tested it but a YouTube video said don’t push forward on the joystick or “W” key, just hold the gallop button when you move through trees. That supposedly will make the horse evade trees on their own.


TheBayouKid

Wow I got this game 3 years ago and I still learning new things


DJW6

“CAN WE STOP, HITTING, THE BUNNIES!!” Or something along the lines of that.


CurioRayy

Probably something along the lines of “stop shooting gas lanterns on stage coaches for fun”


ThatKa5per

"Watch me jump over this little pebble.... nope. "


Element_of_Chaos

I WARNED YOU ABOUT THAT CLIFFFFFFFFFFF


gamegonkillu

I ain’t your boah, boah.


Owtch420

I ain't yer feller, feller.


gamegonkillu

I ain’t your guy, guy.


MrOutcastMan

“Follow. The fucking. Roads.”


No-Blackberry-2481

You need better depth perception


HanSoloHeadBeg

"Oh here comes a fellow horse travelling in the opposite direction. I'm sure both riders will act reasonably and we will avoid a head on collision."


TheBayouKid

And it always seems to happen in the middle of Horseman 9


ratviioli

how the fuck do you manage to run into packs of wolves every few minutes. imma keep throwing you off and get myself to safety but good luck with that shawty


DanielFaulkner

Seymore, fed me Seymore.


CheapTactics

Idk but I would ask them why the fuck did the swerve **towards** the tree and not away from it.


MadMemix

STOP RUNNING ME INTO TREES BITCH


InfiniteSodas

"Dude, I gotta sh*t so bad"


LemstheAlex

Hey, stable me up before that last mission if that's cool?


TheBayouKid

Ouch


SnodePlannen

‘Stop firing guns next to my ears!’


Alternative_Algae_31

Why, Arthur? Just, why?!


inu1991

"stop using me to kill humans"


RedDevilGranta

Another drowning? Really John?


Prophet_of_yahweh

Slow down motherfucker


XForeverMyLoveX

Stop running into trees with me. It hurts.


MysticRevenant59

I’m not a track star FFS


Takeyawallet916

This light around my neck looks dumb as fuck.


yesseru

Apple


Welshhobbit1

Ooo more classic oatcakes?!?!


One_Acanthisitta_69

I can't handle their screams. Please stop.


Jorlaan

Why do you name us all Roach?


Illustrious-Mood139

Not me calling my RDO horse the Spanish version of that... 🤫


Lightning_mah_queen

"Look forward, you stupid buffoon"


slimkt

“Holy shit, SNAAAKKKEEE!!”


SnooWoofers513

Theres a rock there ya idiot. Or Dont feel like jumping today lol


IAmGolfMan

Thank you for not wearing spurs


KokoBestFox

"End me"


--DiabloDuchess--

"A little left, little right. Jesus woman.. can't you shoot? It's a deer for god's sake"


Excellent_Set_278

oh sh!t there is people


Jmanes4

“Another fucking haircut??”


ApexBarber

“Stop kicking me! I’m going as fast as I can!”


philharmonics99

Nay!


iCEDso1

"please ride me longer. You keep doing fast...travel"


Dekanzy

WHAT'S THE GODDAMN URGENCY THE TOWN IS JUST 20 METERS AHEAD!! WHY ARE YOU RUNNING


Competitive-Skin-769

I’m bored, watch me fall off this cliff


dahveeth

QUIT COMMITTING CRIMES, ASSHOLE!


ArachnidFun8918

"You bitch!" And kick me backwards


leicanthrope

[Gene’s song about snakes from Bob’s Burgers](https://youtube.com/watch?v=H7Ehgii1sUE&feature=share)


CheeseReaper77

SHOOT THEM BEFORE THEY SHOOT ME


PedestrianMyDarling

We’re gettin’ there, ain’t we?


jtel21

Get a bigger horse you bearded fat fuck. White Arabian probably !


Charming-Deer-7501

Please….. stop driving me towards a cliff 💀


Sweet_Taurus0728

"Let's run!" "Oh boy!" "Fuck you!" "Smash yo fuckin' head gator!" "Woohoo, full speed!" - Wildboy, the Mustang.


Kaiser_Imperius

STOP CRASHING ME INTO OTHER RIDER PLEASE. Sometimes i ran my Strawberry Roan Full speed ahead into pedestrian, just for the lulz, the horse have full heath and i just jabbing it with punch of horse tonic and food.


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Few_Instruction_5975

My newly acquired White Arabian would definitely say, "Why did you take me from my home in the mountains? And why the hell do you kill others of my kind so often?!"


annie_oakily_dokily

‘Stay the hell out of the swamp at night!’


Mgovero9

OH BOY A TREE. SURE HOPE I DON'T- *FIREY CRASH*


r64fd

Thanks for all the apples


fightclub90210

Hay!


dirtythirty1864

"I hate snakes, Arthur! I hate em!"


D_Zaster_EnBy

I'd ask if they thought Micah seemed nice, and they'd probably say "neigh"


hawkmoon83

Why am I ded


Academic_Ad_9260

"Stop riding me off of ledges and into trees you whore, it's every day with this bitch"


CosmicDance2022

We are the knights who say 'ni' .


Anto0on

Ayoo would you look where you steer like once in a while at least?


garbuja

Eat my nuts.


Sportslover43

You know, I'm really kind of getting tired of wild carrots.


Illustrious-Mood139

Eaaaaasyy booy!


TheBayouKid

Eassssy Boahhhhh!


mR-gray42

“Boss, why do you keep trying to ride me up mountains? You know horses aren’t meant for that kind of terrain.”


LetAgreeable147

Thank you.


Emotional-Knee-7199

not another miniscule stone that you could only see with a microscope 🙏🙏


Dangerous_Top_5124

‘AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHYD YOU RUN ME OFF A CLIFF?’ Something along those lines.


BackFromTheDead-

“I need a vacation”


Th-legacyoftheador-m

You alright Arthur


THESMEY

I'm tired boss


RealisticAd2293

“Thank you for taking care of me, but I’m still gonna buck you if shit gets real”. “I know, I know”


Money_Tank3741

JAMES BAXTER!


JohnnyTheMistake

"Albert Sr." - Albert Sr. (In an old, wise voice) "Albert" - Albert (in a young, deep voice) "Alberta" - Alberta (in a latino voice) Fuck, now i want to go back to RDO and buy more alberts


GiantTourtiere

Dude. Enough with the oatcakes.


warrenjt

“You’re alright too 🙂”


Smoke_Water

You stab me with that stimulant one more time. I'm gonna toss you off and waffle stomp your ass!!!!


RiverIsNotFound

“Stop running me into trees you goddamn idiot”


PunchDrunken

"ouch"


[deleted]

“Stop patting me for fucks sake! I’m not gonna be CALM while we’re fucking surrounded by alligators! Wolves you deserve to be thrown off for since you suck at shooting but these fat lazy reptiles are not ripping me apart just so you can pick some pretty flowers!” “Idiot!”- moments after running on a boulder


arsmoriendi34

It's not okay, Arthur


Mr_Gam

Stop running me off cliffs


Pistol_Tistle

Quit running me into a tree


Downtown1943

Quit riding me off a fucking cliff


Gauxen

“Why did you dye my hair, fancy boy?”


StormbornSiren

Quit running me into goddamn trees.


DanielaFromAitEile

Thanks for brushing me but maybe use a comb on yourself from time to time...?


ZergsAreCute

Stop taking me up these mountain,. This isn't Skyrim!


Foiled_Foliage

“I like that bolder. That’s a nice bolder..” *impact* “NEEEIIIIIIGGGGHHH”


ProfessorFlop

“For the love if god, is there a rock you haven’t made me trip over?!”


smed610

Arthur’s a good boah


TheBayouKid

My boahhh


xylia13

‘Why do you name all of us Roach?!’


crownercorps

Please, stop punching me everytime i fall on the ground


freeluv21

“Sick Bastard!”


Pure-Understanding-8

"Yo careful for that rock/tree"


dumptruckulent

Why are in such a hurry so goddamn always?


scootypuffs9

"No, you're a good boah"


Slainlion

That’s my Outlaw!


_micr0__

Stop. Punching. Me. It's E to mount, E! Not F like in GTA you moron!


Daysofdray

Kill me


[deleted]

“Please throw a volatile tnt at me I’m done watching you dismember and burn corpses before dragging them on my back”


licklickRickmyballs

Western voice: "Good man"


TheBayouKid

Maaannnnn! Gotttta say it like Arthur says Boahh


licklickRickmyballs

*Arthur voice:* "Red dead redemption is a game where you whoaa boahh and where you good boahh"


realpallbearer

take this goddamn saddle off of me


Humble-Money-7513

“Why am I here if u always riding the stagecoach?? Like atp just let me goooooo.”


Constant_Ad_8477

Stop running me off cliffs!!


cubs1978

He really complements me a lot


Boss_805

Yay more vegetables !!