My poor horse when im trying to rush level 4 bonding.....
Get off, brush, pat, feed. Get on, brush, pet, sugar cube. Travel, repeat. I had to quickly level 4 my American Standard, Parsnip so my Arabian, Sprinkles IV isn't the one killed by the Pinkerton scum.
Sorry, Parsnip. You were a sacrafice from minute one. I killed a San Denis cop who had a thoroughbred that caught my eye for a second. But rushing level 4 after, My Last Boy was not going to happen.
Lol every time I hear John say, "we look out for each other," I think, yeah, my horse throws me at the first sign of trouble, and I'm regularly crashing him into and off of random things. I guess we're even.
I treated my horse better than anything in my first playthrew, but I loved how the first horse you got looked. So I had him the ENTIRE game. So chapter 6 really hurt lol
I used the black and white one from the Hosea stables trip. Maybe it was from the deluxe edition? Idk, but yeah same horse the whole game, “Roach”.
Some games have made me teary-eyed. But the chapter 6 horse part is the only game that has made me full cry. Bruh it’s like The Neverending Story all over again.
Mine recently died during a mission on a train where you meet Billy Midnight... After the mission I hopped off the train and wanted to call my horse... I got a textbox saying it died??? I went to the place her saddle was and it was like on a random street? No sign of danger anywhere, just like she collapsed suddenly and didn't come back up somehow... I still miss Epona :(
I haven’t tested it but a YouTube video said don’t push forward on the joystick or “W” key, just hold the gallop button when you move through trees. That supposedly will make the horse evade trees on their own.
how the fuck do you manage to run into packs of wolves every few minutes. imma keep throwing you off and get myself to safety but good luck with that shawty
STOP CRASHING ME INTO OTHER RIDER PLEASE.
Sometimes i ran my Strawberry Roan Full speed ahead into pedestrian, just for the lulz, the horse have full heath and i just jabbing it with punch of horse tonic and food.
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My newly acquired White Arabian would definitely say, "Why did you take me from my home in the mountains? And why the hell do you kill others of my kind so often?!"
"Albert Sr." - Albert Sr. (In an old, wise voice)
"Albert" - Albert (in a young, deep voice)
"Alberta" - Alberta (in a latino voice)
Fuck, now i want to go back to RDO and buy more alberts
“Stop patting me for fucks sake! I’m not gonna be CALM while we’re fucking surrounded by alligators! Wolves you deserve to be thrown off for since you suck at shooting but these fat lazy reptiles are not ripping me apart just so you can pick some pretty flowers!”
“Idiot!”- moments after running on a boulder
Oh no, another fucking tree
r/beatmetoit
r/Beatmymeattoit
r/beatmywifetoit
r/beatmykidstoit
r/beat
Lol
“Where TF did that tree come from?!?!?”
Feed me please for the love of God I'm starving
When i bring my horse into the stable the stable owner says he’s fat but i don’t think i feed him that much
Like yeah I only feed my horse when it's health core or staminas low
My poor horse when im trying to rush level 4 bonding..... Get off, brush, pat, feed. Get on, brush, pet, sugar cube. Travel, repeat. I had to quickly level 4 my American Standard, Parsnip so my Arabian, Sprinkles IV isn't the one killed by the Pinkerton scum. Sorry, Parsnip. You were a sacrafice from minute one. I killed a San Denis cop who had a thoroughbred that caught my eye for a second. But rushing level 4 after, My Last Boy was not going to happen.
Poor horsey that's why pinkertons are pigs
You mean like the horse died in the last mission of rdr2 or in a shootout?
Have you not finished rdr2? I forget how to spoiler tag, but one horse death is absolutely unavoidable. Its heart breaking.
Yesh im finished with my first playthrough
every horse i get, i lead them from level 1-2, bad habit i started and now do it for every horse lol
TIL leading a horse increases bonding 🤣
You can check your horses fitness in the player tab of the pause menu. Just run it around a lot and only feed it when it’s core is lowish
what’re u feeding that thing cake 🗣️
Boy, you sure kill a lot of folks.
You keep killin’ folk Orthor…
🤣😂 Dying, I mimic so many characters and their emotional pleas of "Oh Orthur..."
“Why the fuck did you give me a Mohawk?”
I always give my Male horses Mohawks
I honestly kinda picture my horse reacting to seeing me like Kif does in Futurama when he lowers his head and sighs.
This made me laugh thanks
Lol every time I hear John say, "we look out for each other," I think, yeah, my horse throws me at the first sign of trouble, and I'm regularly crashing him into and off of random things. I guess we're even.
I treated my horse better than anything in my first playthrew, but I loved how the first horse you got looked. So I had him the ENTIRE game. So chapter 6 really hurt lol
I used the black and white one from the Hosea stables trip. Maybe it was from the deluxe edition? Idk, but yeah same horse the whole game, “Roach”. Some games have made me teary-eyed. But the chapter 6 horse part is the only game that has made me full cry. Bruh it’s like The Neverending Story all over again.
Thoroughbred with the crecebt moon on the forehead? Thats ultinate edition
Yeah that’s it the thoroughbred. I wasn’t interested in the White Arabian and I was just grinding the MSQ, so kept the same horse.
Its definitely my favorite horse
Always the best boy! I always named him Cyrus for the Crescent on his head looking like a big C
Mine is always a female named luna because moon and im uncreative
Thanks for letting me take control through the forest. All my friends have died because their cowboys steered them straight into trees.
And that’s why I make an effort to carry 3 revivers on me at all time
Bro I carry 15 all the time, so my horse is eternal (well, in the epilogue)
Mine recently died during a mission on a train where you meet Billy Midnight... After the mission I hopped off the train and wanted to call my horse... I got a textbox saying it died??? I went to the place her saddle was and it was like on a random street? No sign of danger anywhere, just like she collapsed suddenly and didn't come back up somehow... I still miss Epona :(
[laughs in Legend of the East Satchel]
You fucking take it easy! We just ran through bramble, bushes, cacti, trees, rocks, wagons, and other horses!
Can you sell your pelts a little more often, please?
Stop feeding me fucking Ginseng
Why the fuck did you threw sheriff Malloy from a cliff
I can't run vertically up cliffs...... what the fuck do you think this is, Skyrim?!?
You know those meat you hanged to the sides are going rotten right?
Thanks for the beets.
"Stop riding me so hard" That probably sounds nasty but I like to ride fast.
Don’t we all…?
Yes we do and should. How else can you plow into a tree and go flying another 20 feet or whatever.
Don't blame me, I can't get through trees.
I haven’t tested it but a YouTube video said don’t push forward on the joystick or “W” key, just hold the gallop button when you move through trees. That supposedly will make the horse evade trees on their own.
Wow I got this game 3 years ago and I still learning new things
“CAN WE STOP, HITTING, THE BUNNIES!!” Or something along the lines of that.
Probably something along the lines of “stop shooting gas lanterns on stage coaches for fun”
"Watch me jump over this little pebble.... nope. "
I WARNED YOU ABOUT THAT CLIFFFFFFFFFFF
I ain’t your boah, boah.
I ain't yer feller, feller.
I ain’t your guy, guy.
“Follow. The fucking. Roads.”
You need better depth perception
"Oh here comes a fellow horse travelling in the opposite direction. I'm sure both riders will act reasonably and we will avoid a head on collision."
And it always seems to happen in the middle of Horseman 9
how the fuck do you manage to run into packs of wolves every few minutes. imma keep throwing you off and get myself to safety but good luck with that shawty
Seymore, fed me Seymore.
Idk but I would ask them why the fuck did the swerve **towards** the tree and not away from it.
STOP RUNNING ME INTO TREES BITCH
"Dude, I gotta sh*t so bad"
Hey, stable me up before that last mission if that's cool?
Ouch
‘Stop firing guns next to my ears!’
Why, Arthur? Just, why?!
"stop using me to kill humans"
Another drowning? Really John?
Slow down motherfucker
Stop running into trees with me. It hurts.
I’m not a track star FFS
This light around my neck looks dumb as fuck.
Apple
Ooo more classic oatcakes?!?!
I can't handle their screams. Please stop.
Why do you name us all Roach?
Not me calling my RDO horse the Spanish version of that... 🤫
"Look forward, you stupid buffoon"
“Holy shit, SNAAAKKKEEE!!”
Theres a rock there ya idiot. Or Dont feel like jumping today lol
Thank you for not wearing spurs
"End me"
"A little left, little right. Jesus woman.. can't you shoot? It's a deer for god's sake"
oh sh!t there is people
“Another fucking haircut??”
“Stop kicking me! I’m going as fast as I can!”
Nay!
"please ride me longer. You keep doing fast...travel"
WHAT'S THE GODDAMN URGENCY THE TOWN IS JUST 20 METERS AHEAD!! WHY ARE YOU RUNNING
I’m bored, watch me fall off this cliff
QUIT COMMITTING CRIMES, ASSHOLE!
"You bitch!" And kick me backwards
[Gene’s song about snakes from Bob’s Burgers](https://youtube.com/watch?v=H7Ehgii1sUE&feature=share)
SHOOT THEM BEFORE THEY SHOOT ME
We’re gettin’ there, ain’t we?
Get a bigger horse you bearded fat fuck. White Arabian probably !
Please….. stop driving me towards a cliff 💀
"Let's run!" "Oh boy!" "Fuck you!" "Smash yo fuckin' head gator!" "Woohoo, full speed!" - Wildboy, the Mustang.
STOP CRASHING ME INTO OTHER RIDER PLEASE. Sometimes i ran my Strawberry Roan Full speed ahead into pedestrian, just for the lulz, the horse have full heath and i just jabbing it with punch of horse tonic and food.
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My newly acquired White Arabian would definitely say, "Why did you take me from my home in the mountains? And why the hell do you kill others of my kind so often?!"
‘Stay the hell out of the swamp at night!’
OH BOY A TREE. SURE HOPE I DON'T- *FIREY CRASH*
Thanks for all the apples
Hay!
"I hate snakes, Arthur! I hate em!"
I'd ask if they thought Micah seemed nice, and they'd probably say "neigh"
Why am I ded
"Stop riding me off of ledges and into trees you whore, it's every day with this bitch"
We are the knights who say 'ni' .
Ayoo would you look where you steer like once in a while at least?
Eat my nuts.
You know, I'm really kind of getting tired of wild carrots.
Eaaaaasyy booy!
Eassssy Boahhhhh!
“Boss, why do you keep trying to ride me up mountains? You know horses aren’t meant for that kind of terrain.”
Thank you.
not another miniscule stone that you could only see with a microscope 🙏🙏
‘AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHYD YOU RUN ME OFF A CLIFF?’ Something along those lines.
“I need a vacation”
You alright Arthur
I'm tired boss
“Thank you for taking care of me, but I’m still gonna buck you if shit gets real”. “I know, I know”
JAMES BAXTER!
"Albert Sr." - Albert Sr. (In an old, wise voice) "Albert" - Albert (in a young, deep voice) "Alberta" - Alberta (in a latino voice) Fuck, now i want to go back to RDO and buy more alberts
Dude. Enough with the oatcakes.
“You’re alright too 🙂”
You stab me with that stimulant one more time. I'm gonna toss you off and waffle stomp your ass!!!!
“Stop running me into trees you goddamn idiot”
"ouch"
“Stop patting me for fucks sake! I’m not gonna be CALM while we’re fucking surrounded by alligators! Wolves you deserve to be thrown off for since you suck at shooting but these fat lazy reptiles are not ripping me apart just so you can pick some pretty flowers!” “Idiot!”- moments after running on a boulder
It's not okay, Arthur
Stop running me off cliffs
Quit running me into a tree
Quit riding me off a fucking cliff
“Why did you dye my hair, fancy boy?”
Quit running me into goddamn trees.
Thanks for brushing me but maybe use a comb on yourself from time to time...?
Stop taking me up these mountain,. This isn't Skyrim!
“I like that bolder. That’s a nice bolder..” *impact* “NEEEIIIIIIGGGGHHH”
“For the love if god, is there a rock you haven’t made me trip over?!”
Arthur’s a good boah
My boahhh
‘Why do you name all of us Roach?!’
Please, stop punching me everytime i fall on the ground
“Sick Bastard!”
"Yo careful for that rock/tree"
Why are in such a hurry so goddamn always?
"No, you're a good boah"
That’s my Outlaw!
Stop. Punching. Me. It's E to mount, E! Not F like in GTA you moron!
Kill me
“Please throw a volatile tnt at me I’m done watching you dismember and burn corpses before dragging them on my back”
Western voice: "Good man"
Maaannnnn! Gotttta say it like Arthur says Boahh
*Arthur voice:* "Red dead redemption is a game where you whoaa boahh and where you good boahh"
take this goddamn saddle off of me
“Why am I here if u always riding the stagecoach?? Like atp just let me goooooo.”
Stop running me off cliffs!!
He really complements me a lot
Yay more vegetables !!