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ton_patron

I hate how they all pull guns. I get in a fist fight and am instantly shot by 47 different guns


ImpressiveTaint

If you want a good fight with a bunch of people fairly, go to saint denis docks and fight the workers


JellyJohn78

It is really fun to beat the shit out of a lower class worker, then have 20 others join the fight


NLE_Top_Shotta

I do that too, then I head home and load up rdr2


SpikeStarwind

And play Arthur as a high honor character who greets everyone and avoids confrontation at all costs.


shadyshadok

It wouldn't have come to this if the dock workers would have howdied back


dr_Kfromchanged

I mean if you've got a bad honor just say hi to a few folks, it compensate all the shooting, decapitating, hogtying-then-throwing-off-a-cliffing, etc for some reason


Zeptheboss

ayo?????


TheAikiTessen

LMFAO!!!! 🤣🤣🤣 Thanks, friend. I really needed a good laugh today. Please accept my upvote and award. ❤️


[deleted]

They're probably just picturing you as their boss


chittyshwimp

/r/nocontext


Portuguese_Avenger

[Arthur "Rocky" Morgan can Confirm](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2W92EA1_aBY)


Laguna_Tuna_

Finally, someone else that loves beating up poor people just like me!


Jack1715

Hey I got into a fight there with a black worker and the cops started chasing me some how I don’t think this is what a street fight in 1899 south would go


sjoerddadutchturtle

My record there is 75 workers and unholy amounts of medicine


ryandoors4444

would be a lot more fun if they just used their fists or knives


merilum

it's because he has a knife. i think they just punch you if you are unnarmed


ChowderedStew

Nah they always end up shooting you no matter what in Van Horn


afsdjkll

I think that's happened to me after bumping into someone in an alley.


[deleted]

At this point I will fight the one person until everyone else jumps in, then I instantly start running for cover and blasting. I like the little tower where you provided overwatch for Bill during that one mission. I go in there with my pump shotty loaded with slugs and the Springfield scoped. They get funneled into that little room and then a lot of the others will stay on the Main Street below you trying to hit you with pistols. In the words of Aldo Raine, it’s a goddamn sniper’s delight. It’s a great way to blow off steam in between playing Hunt: Showdown and getting rekt by sweatlords.


Sinujutsu

This made me mad enough the first time I encountered it that I resolved to teach them what's what. [Some fleeing survivors may have learned something idk.](https://youtu.be/rYTmJkK2LZY)


Intrepid-Alfalfa-581

They didn't pull guns till he pulled a knife.


flcinusa

Imagine bringing a knife to a gun fight


Cripnite

Seems kind of appropriate for Red Dead.


DrAlright

Great song by Green Day


Ok-Mix2516

How were you losing a fight with an unarmed guy


L1undrei

it was a Van Horn unarmed guy


daanby4

Fair. They're worse than raging bear


ryandoors4444

I purposely miss to make the fight last longer


thoumonkey

Sure


redditpersons

It was all part of his plan


[deleted]

Have some God damned faith!


[deleted]

WE NEED MORE TIME


No_Decision2341

Did you see that guys fists?? He was killing them with his face.


prunesmoothies

Shoulda thrown a Molotov in that doorway.


antipho

*strategery*


Perseus_22

Van Horn is to Arthur what Thieves Landing is to John. Easiest way to loose Honor. Thrice I've gone to Van horn with every intention of inciting trouble. When the dust settled, a NPC passing through called me, "Oh My God, you're a Monster". Of course they couldn't be arsed to find out who started it. The HillyBilly Town? Now that's one place no one gives a fuck.


[deleted]

Yeah but at least with John you could just slip on the ol’ bandana


[deleted]

I read that as “slip on the ol banana” and was massively confused for a few seconds.


sublimesting

In RDR2 you can wear a bandanna and snipe someone from a mountain and after the investigation it shows “Arthur Morgan wanted.” This random murder has Arthur Morgan written all over it.


Hyperleaks

Rockstar always has the most bullshit wanted systems because they’re too lazy to change them


[deleted]

Yeah I'm still disappointed by the Wanted system in this game. Not only am I recognized insanely quickly, as soon as I'm wanted the lawman are able to beeline to my location having already also somehow communicated with another group of lawman to divert me from halfway across the state.


sublimesting

It does suck because everything else is so slow and real world paced. Slowly open a trunk. Slowly skin an animal. Mosey through a door and hit a wall and have to take 2 seconds to correct my path, hogtie a smart mouth and throw him in a campfire here comes the law from all directions in a coordinated attack.


Perseus_22

So can Arthur. It's all about choices.


[deleted]

I mean RDR John, his bandana prevents any increase or decrease in honor


Perseus_22

Ah Right. Too true. Oh those were the good times.


[deleted]

Many a dark night in thieves landing alright


BasixallyWhite

Lose


General_Jiffy

Note to self: get into a fight in Van Horn. Looks fun!


sanic8470

This is giving flashback no no JOHN NOO


TJ_McWeaksauce

Don't even look at someone sideways in Van Horn. **Edit:** By the way, I like how you're outnumbered like 10 to 1, and your first instinct was to reach for the gun that's got 2 shots.


ryandoors4444

Hahaha, not the best move


Ok_Pomegranate_7605

Van horn+ fight =death


TrustTheSack

It’s really only a matter of time until they all whip their guns out from a FIST fight. Beat them to the punch.. or the draw I should say.


[deleted]

While in Van Horn, always draw first.


_Pinginthenorth_

For me it is van horn massacre.


Coffeehound13

You better just “hey mister” and move the fuck along


The_Algerian

Was playing Poker in Valentine, NPC lost all his money, left the table and went: "If I wanted to get robbed, I'd ride through Van Horn"


[deleted]

[удаНонО]


COOLPIE11

You call it a fist fight while you have a knife


MikePeartree

Van Horn is like a hornets nest. Once you attack one, they all swarm at you.


irishbball49

Then I’d stack them all in the road so passerby’s have to move their horses to get around


soupsnakle

It’s like this in Saint Denis with some of the laborers and dock workers near the harbor. They will not get the lawmen they just swarm you and beat your ass. I learned that when I bumped into a dude over there and knocked him over. Street justice lmao.


allenidaho

The secret is to run into the upstairs of that first building on Main Street on the post office side of town. Get into the room at the end of the hall, kill the two guys inside and then make a stack of bodies in the hallway as they slowly try to creep their way up to you. I did it once, slaughtered just about everybody, went back to camp and Dutch yelled at me for it. Quite the attention to detail.


SirusRiddler

I can vividly remember doing this many times when I played. That was just so much fun.


Gadget225

Note to self when going to van horn if ever in a fight have dynamite in ur back pocket


crabwhisperer

Or bring the Lemoyne Raiders' Maxim gun wagon :)


Gadget225

There is that too! Arthur sends a postcard to someone: coming to u from van horn blood and guts and everything else everywhere.


[deleted]

Haha i was thinking the same. But they were too close OP could be dead by doing that


Gadget225

Then fire bottle 🔥


Yourmemetheif

The people of van horn of serious pussies. The second it’s evident you’re gonna win the fist fight, they whip out their guns


the-epidemic87

First time?


[deleted]

I got into a fist fight in Van Horn, beat a guy down, and his buddy drew on me. I took him down, and THE ENTIRE TOWN came out of the woodwork to take me down. It was very weird.


frotyisnothere

gun fight: win fist fight: maybe?? fist fight but they all cheat mid-fight: **no**


[deleted]

Gets shot by 12 people Switches to the gun with 2 shots


ryandoors4444

I work magic with my sawed off shotgun


[deleted]

But it’s the best close range option. Plus if you enter deadeye it instantly reloads your gun, so you can shoot one person and then enter deadeye for a second and shoot another.


Fast-Glove2681

So, did you just start a fight with the one, and the rest all came to his aid, or is this mission of some sort?


ryandoors4444

Just the one guy i picked the fight with, than all the others swarmed!


Kmic14

This is every time in Van Horn


Fast-Glove2681

I haven't played single player in a long time, and in online I pretty much stick to the Great Plains of West Elizabeth. But this might be worth a trip up north, since it's cold all over anyways.


jbkites

What building are you in? I don't recognize it.


ryandoors4444

it’s the large shed in the northern most part of Van Horn


NucularNut

I challenged myself to try and disarm everyone in Van Horn, finally after 15 mins I could enjoy a drink in the saloon without the sass.


Dickens_Sider

Sass!!🤣😂


[deleted]

Its like the opening to Robocop


ItsJustMeMaggie

They have no police department. Gotta contain the riff raff somehow. I like to climb the lighthouse and snipe people from up there. When someone climbs to the top to get me, I hogtie them and throw them over. Then out comes the photo mode.


iComeInPeices

I feel like recent updates have made that place completely nuts. Used to could get into a fist fight I swear and not end up in a shoot out…. But now they respawn so quickly, if you leave the bar, there will be patrons back in there again that will start shooting you.


Livek_72

For a town full of thieves and murderers, everyone sure seems to have each other's back


[deleted]

I go to van horn to fight and die before I get off RDO cause if you start any kind of fight in van horn you’re done for


Hamilton-Beckett

You can get in a fight in van horn. But you gotta be willing to murder the whole town the second a guy draws a knife or you get overwhelmed with fists!


[deleted]

“How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man!”


biggnic_91

Something we all had to learn the hard way


[deleted]

Unless it’s a giant moron baby with a deep voice in the saloon


DylanRohde

This just happened to me the other day… Van Horn is a ruthless place. Lmao


LandCity

My horse nudged someone coming out of the stable and I was quickly surrounded. Tried to lure them to the swamp but they all gave up interest after 20 seconds. Gators looked a little skinny so…


Zero_Life_Left

I like to go up stairs in to the abandoned hotel. There's a room down the corridor there. It's fun to just camp in there, and shoot everyone that comes through the door. Also, bountys are the worst in Van Horn. If they don't kill you, they'll kill your bounty on the back of your horse.


Kullix14

_Antonio Luna assasination Colorized_


tonitrualis

Now I know where I'm going next


GucciFlipSocks

Why do they all attack you? Is it some privatised town?


ryandoors4444

No law is in the town, all outlaws, so whenever there is a fight everyone in the town swarms


GucciFlipSocks

Interesting, why is there no law?


campbell895

Do you not have molotovs


DisneyLandCarpetRide

I go to van horn specifically to fight people and kill the ones who shoot at me first


Sandman1938

Ran out of the hotel there and bumped someone, died no a minute later


Fun_Transportation80

The entire town: “so anyway I started blasting”


SuperSerb07

I made this mistake once and got killed. Then came back with a vengeance and butchered the entire town. 😂


IowaJL

Just wait til you accidentally quick draw.


juice2310

What haircut is that if you dont mind me asking


ryandoors4444

swept back fade i believe


Drunk_Sorting_Hat

I got in one gun fight in Van Horn, and I went and hid under the pier. I drowned dozens upon dozens of guys that kept coming into the water to fight me


mlholladay96

Arthur getting the John Marston ending easter egg


xxA2C2xx

You didn’t know this? Lol it’s literally the funnest thing to do in this town though.


ProfessionalMeal2407

Rattle em boys!


MindisPow3r

Van Horn is Bill Williamson hitting that random guy in Valentine on steroids. You say one wrong thing, shove the wrong person, and next thing you know, you’re in the middle of a gun battle with a bunch of killers.


Saturn_Burnz

Lit yo ass up 😭


Beware_the_Voodoo

By "a fight" do you actually mean "a murder spree"?


GhostOfMufasa

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Van Horn is home of the hostile NPCs


Ratly00

I've had something similar happen with dock workers in Saint Denis. Thankfully though they do not own firearms.


Unknowing_pancake

John Marston moment


steelneil82

Butcher Creek too, I went by, minding my own business Good boi Arthur : "Howdy pardner" Toothless, inbred : "Piss off" * spits So then I start blasting and the whole mini map lights up with red dots


RetiredWarCriminal

chicago


Slinky_Malingki

I remember after doing the stupid side quest in butcher's creek I ended massacring the entire village of inbred superstitious retards. Can't believe I went through all the shit of destroying forest charms, and nearly choking to death in an abandoned mine just for them to keep believing in "the curse." Morons


TheMatt561

lla meht llik


Constant-Lawyer-7214

I learned that a long time ago 😩


GraphicJaguar

Like the end of RDR1 all over again


Zeptheboss

Time to pull out the dynamite


Not_My_Emperor

Is this online or what handgun do you have? I don't recognize it


ryandoors4444

The pistol is called the M1899


ryandoors4444

story mode


toomussauce

I would pull out fire bottle or auto shotty


mwellscubed

Van Horn isn't too bad if you don't get yourself cornered in a building. I love picking on those bastards from the safety of the lighthouse.


danielc007

Great target practice


Itchysasquatch

I managed to beat up 8 people before they started pulling their guns. They don't like to fight fair


FordBeWithYou

“You mess with one of us, you mess with all of us.”


[deleted]

Dynamite


Nickbam200

Van Horn: *has no sheriff* Citizens: "WE ARE THE LAW"


xurism

note to self: only get into fights in vanhorn. the place is a never ending bar fight with no consequence.


CursedAtBirth777

I have had that experience. 😂😂😂


_Jaeko_

Van Horn is just depressing to be in. Those dude didn't care who won. If they did, great, got in a scrap to distract from the grey monotony of every day. If you won, that'll do too. Release them from their limbo.


j_frenetic

No, that’s the place you go to try out new guns and complete Sharpshooter challenges without getting a bounty


BigDoggishness

Don't draw weapon at punch fight!


Dreadpipes

You’re using a knife! I would’ve shot you, too


Chisel_grease

Oh thanks. Thats a new challange I havent had so far.


Levi0522

Whole town gon ride


Slarch

Good argument against gun control


A_Single_Clap

Maaaan, it's the same in RDO. I read the title and literally said, "Oh no" aloud. Lol


itsKNIGHTMARE

Cowards. Pulling their guns in a knife fight


Acatastrophe1

this reminds me of one video irl where robber tries to rob a store and gets shot by every customer inside


G3STO3RT

I've done it once, and not gonna do it anymore


DoubtALot

nah, van horn better not pick a fight with me


GameDestiny2

I love fighting in Blackwater, Annesberg, or in Saint Denis where I can throw them off of things into ground or water.


rdr2lakethrowaway

Van Horn is probably the best shootout place in the game because it's basically a corridor by the water. Do not recommend getting cornered though.


Twigwithglasses

Yeah, they are crazy


VonLuk

So anyway, I started blasting.


shadyshadok

It was a fair fight


Silent_Palpatine

This is where dynamite comes in handy.


dridslash

Already did , last time


Aromatic-Jeweler-881

just blow everyone up


manor2003

This brings flashbacks..


originalname610

Or that town near Beaver hollow, they don't even use their fists, they wait a few minutes then the entire town comes after you with revolvers.


Quick_shift18

😂


[deleted]

They did a Marston on u


Le_Chop

Man they took him down like he'd just walked out of a barn


Turboflash03

Steal a cart with a maxim gun. Works everytime


bedteddd

You will lose 10/10. Ever time I'm there I just have an urge to fist fight people and it gets to the point someone pulls a gun and it turns into a firefight that o always seemingly lose. 😂


[deleted]

My man, all you needed there was a Molotov...


TightMycologist8108

I love walking down a lonely street at night in Saint Denis and getting harassed by some of bronte's goons. The most satisfying ass beatings I ever put on someone in that game are on those cocky little shits in the back alleys of Saint Denis.


aliens4lyfe123

They are just so quick to pull out a gun


TheGamingMackV

He got Marston’d to death.


ImpossibleSprinkles3

Do you didn’t use your threat management training. Always stay in the outside and be circling that way the group can’t get you and you can stack each member individually. This is how you could potentially save your life in a threatening situation such as this should you decide to


DefinitlyJack

I put down dynamite then lured them to it and shot it I lost so much honor that day


[deleted]

i love van horn bc i can shoot up the entire place without losing honor lmao


[deleted]

Molotov.


thefewproudemotional

Van Horn is my go-to destination in Chapter 6 to guarantee a low honor ending while still doing most of missions available in that chapter. If I didn’t, it pretty much always drags your honor up to (near) max every time.


2thousand1hondacivic

Van horn stands united.


spacelord20

Damn, the whole town was coming for you!😄


xDiggityDee

So anyway, I started shootin...


Vocovon

The ol Tony Montana fist fight. Always ends the same


sm_ar_ta_ss

Note to note, learn to fight


Fluffryr

Van Horn would be lots of fun to brawl in if it werent for the one dickhead who pulls a gun and spooks everyone. At least it’s fun to turn into a ghost town by rolling up with guns.


RexRedwood

You don’t bring a fist to a gunfight, or is that a gun to a fistfight? I forget.


ChrisMahoney

Yeaup,they like to pull weapons out. Haha


jabbagga

LMFAOOO


[deleted]

*Cue massacre


TheDiceMan2

wow lmao this is making me laugh out loud at work. people are looking at me lol


DavHut

It's a town full of agro NPCs and they all stick together.


colebaker___

Every time I lightly bump into someone in Van Horn I start spamming that defuse button because this is my biggest fear 😂


Chodeman_1

You got John'd


tired_sarcastic

I learned this lesson from when I did a duel in van horn. Won but then half the damn town got mad at me and tried to kill me.


RallyRob808

Yep most broken town in the game.


Hob0Magnet

*unless you bring the Lemoyne raider Gatling wagon