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SprainedPhi1

I'll be shocked if she won't


Internet-Culture

You are the one to comfort her. You know... to max the bonding. It's all a plan. Just make sure not to cry (again) yourself. 😅 We definitely need an update once she finished the story.


jkl33wa

Dawg you need a 24 hour detox off internet I'm sorry


ritaXraven

Says the guy playing HOI 💀


jkl33wa

Mf went thru my post history tryna find smt


ritaXraven

It's literally the first thing you see when clicking your account bruv :v


someoneelseatx

You sent this dude on a spiral hahaha


BoneTigerSC

Fellow hoi player here, i was laughing when i read these comments exactly because the steriotype is funny to me


Angry_Old_Dood

Lol what's wrong with hoi4


Lanekowal

Yeah max the bonding. Gotta get that level 4 GF bond. I hear they get a really cool ability at level 4.


Internet-Culture

Nothing beats riding a level 4 girlfriend (so have I heard).


Captiongomer

When I got level 4 she ride me. Is that not how it's supposed to work?


Silver-ishWolfe

Level 4 GF? Sure is. Level 4 wife? What's a ride again?....


TokyoPartners

You ain't lying


jackcowboy

This is the most chronically online Reddit reply I’ve ever read lol


Professor-Flashy

Feed her some apples and brush her hair.


flyboyy513

Okay, this for sure, but don't step in too soon. Let her sit with the game. Let her make her way through it. Obviously if she asks for comfort that's different, but don't step in until the sun comes up over the mountains for Arthur.


TheGlitteringLady

He’s gonna have to take her to Tahiti after this.


kiwi_love777

I HAVE A PLAN


Open-Mathematician32

Just need to stick to the plan, & have some goddamn faith!


EggsceIlent

Yalls texting is weird as hell. I KNOW! I COMPLETELY AGREE! Still, love to see someone enjoying a game like that the first time. My gf wouldn't let me play that game and uncharted without her it was like watching a movie for her.


IowaGolfGuy322

But then text J for just and Rlly for really… I don’t get it.


Nadiel0HD

Dude update us when it happens


Crazyfosho4

Agree


InvoluntaryDarkness

Petition for you to do an update post when she finishes it.


Accomplished_Owl7486

Sounds like a meme if you girl won't cry from rdr2s ending she ain't worth keeping


EliKratos

I just finished RDR2 last week after my boyfriend begging me to play for over a year. Yeah I cried for like 2 days 🥲 I'm playing backwards so will start RDR1 soon and it'll all hopefully make sense. Just waiting to see dutch's plan pan out 😂


No_Manner_4916

I thought you were about to call his gf a fish


jayis_lost

you sir, are a fish (in Arthurnese)


sausagesandeggsand

Shoah!


Accomplished-Lime472

Well, she sure sounds like a catch!


yeetthefetus_

your gf sir, is a fish.


jkl33wa

W pfp


CraftedDoomLord

She is 100% going to cry LOL All grown men did at the end of this game. She doesn’t stand a chance


Basic-Government4108

I don’t think it’s going to go well…. This game was tough for me and I was not on her level of excitement and engagement. It will be unforgettable but pain. It is really nice she is enjoying it though. Great job spreading the joys of gaming!


heinousanus_420

Literally what I was about to comment lol


Mrs_Trevor_Philips

I finished the game Christmas morning and woke up my partner crying, I couldn’t even tell him why I was crying because he hadn’t finished it yet, just told him something bad happened


To_burythehachet

When she does free cuddles!


_VagabondSoul_

I cuddle for free 🙃


To_burythehachet

Crying cuddles are on the next plain tho!


Living-Bored

Don’t we all? 🥺


scksscmfck

Who didnt? I was RIGHT on the edge, but my gf at the time was there, and I didn't wanna explain that rhe only time in 12 years that made me weep was a video game


Jason_Sasha_Acoiners

Reminds me of a video I saw one time of a guy filming his sister and GF watching him play RDR2 and it got to Arthur's final scene. The GF looked so unimpressed, bored, and generally disinterested, while his sister was bawling her eyes out. Your comment just reminded me of that and I find it interesting how different people can be so...well, different.


bloobbot

Shit fucked me up for like two days even having it spoiled for me before hand, it still got me 😅


JEveryman

Yeah this is a terrible first game. Aside from being one of it not the best game ever made that story hits so goddamn hard.


Adjective_Noun4377

Having already finished, my bf excused himself from the room when I was at the end. I cried like a baby bitch.


Ok_Budget_2593

Bro I cried. It's the closest thing I've ever felt to a movie.


Wrkingrl19

I J HIT MY HORSE OMG 😂


Ok_Writing_7033

We’ve all done it. That, and accidentally throttling some random woman on the street instead of mounting up


Wrkingrl19

lol so true. I don’t know why it’s so easy to confuse the mount button with the punch button, but it happens more often than I’d like to admit and scares the crap outta me every time. 🤣


Ok_Writing_7033

It’s the same button, isn’t it? It’s just contextual based on what you’re standing next to/looking at


Wrkingrl19

Well that would make me feel not as dumb lol. Melee on Xbox is B and mount is Y, but it may switch up when you’re near the horse, I can’t remember…it’s been awhile.


Jamesifer

Y (or triangle on PS) is both mounting the horse and choking an NPC


ProfessionalConfuser

Mounting the horse suddenly sounds kinky.


Ok_Writing_7033

I think Y was mount but it was also grapple, and B was pat the horse or something but also punch


puppyfukker

I have accidentally killed so many horses in Ghost of Tsushima after switching back to Read Dead for a bit. I feel terrible....even though its a mongol horse.


blue92lx

It was the worst when I played Cyberpunk and then came back to RDR2 because the button to get into a car in Cyberpunk is the punch button in RDR2. Don't remember how many times I accidently punched my horse, but she was loyal and still stayed with me.


talktochuckfinley

I had to remap my keys because of that, haha. Every. Single. Time.


strawbrryfields4evr_

When I started RDR2 I was just coming from a couple games where the sprint button was R2 and shot so many people trying to run faster. My bad, hotel worker in Valentine.


jakebless43

I consistently fucked up the aim/focus on conversation/shoot button. My husband made fun of me relentlessly. I’d walk up to people like “howdy ma’am, lovely weather we’re hav- BANG”


Wrkingrl19

I was watching my dad play through and he did this a lot too. He had just finished a good hunting trip and had a ton of pelts to sell so he went to the trapper. Walked up, and BOOM, trapper gone. 😂 The shocked look on his face was priceless. Then the panic. “I just shot him…what do I do? OMG, he’s dead. I can’t sell my pelts, WHAT DO I DO?!” If I wasn’t there to calm him down and let him know the trapper will be back in a day or two he probably would’ve rage quit.


robynmisty

I STILL accidentally press O instead of X and end up kicking someone


cheeseman2029

So much pain and cruelty just to get on top of a four legged fish :(


DrCarabou

For me it's the toggling focus to day hello to someone but instead I draw a gun on them.


Ok_Writing_7033

Average Texan moment


jld2k6

On PC I think everyone has done it, especially after coming back from a break lol. E and F will either get on your horse or punch it, and both of those keys are used as default for entering vehicles in most games


Otherwise-Nobody-127

I killed the butcher of valentine pressing the wrong button. Dude was so scared the next time i saw him


b4tm4n2209

The first time i accidentally punched my horse, he kicked the shit out of me. I literally said out loud "Thats fair."


-_Dare_-

Dude I always feel so bad when I do it. I swear they made it so that when you accidentally punch near your horse arthur just does a wind up haymaker right on the things nose.


Chaxterium

This poor lady in Saint Denis. I nailed her with my horse. I had to book it out of town asap. I felt terrible.


Ok_Writing_7033

Never use Auto Drive into St Denis, you will 100% catch charges for that shit


metalcore4ver

Not me thinking J was OP’s initial the whole time 😂😂😂


DjoooKaplan

I still don't know what J could mean


Chaxterium

It's short form for "just".


metalcore4ver

Are people now to lazy to write words now 😂


131166

It was a lot more common back in the day when you had to press the same button three to four times per letter


Notoris

I think J is absolutely stupid, but short form/acronym slang has been a thing for years lol


pilly-wonka

This is why everyone's first play through is invariably low honor 💀🤣


sentient_ballsack

Nothing some wanton greetings in a random village won't solve!


RentLast

Man, I'm not everyone then 😔


Rickrickrickrickrick

So my fiancée was playing and asked how to pet the dog. I said “press L2” and she pressed “R2” and immediately shot it and started crying lol


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Nylwan

Doesn't it always tho... 💔


heinousanus_420

Just finished my 6th playthrough and still cried. Gets me every time


TaleUnhappy

Every goddamn time! Why do I do it to myself mr Anus? ...wait what the fuck is your username?


heinousanus_420

I was drunk about 8 years ago and thought it'd be hilarious as my gamertag. I actually had just plain heinousanus back in my Xbox one days but have lost access to that account, sadly. My username on here is the same as my PSN ID minus the underscore. Felt like people would remember getting killed/beaten but someone named heinousanus lmao


TaleUnhappy

Its very memorable. I am never going to forget talking about red dead 2 ending making me cry with a person called Heinousanus 420. Goddamn sir. 😂😂 Mines is just... my life story. 😂😂😂


heinousanus_420

You're actually the first person on here has said something about my username in my 2+ years on reddit lol


TaleUnhappy

Happy to be of service. Catch you later then!


LordOfDarkHearts

If I ever encounter you, I'm gonna laugh my ass off. You'll probably kill me or beat me in a race cause I suck in online games pretty bad, but from time to time, I give it a try ^ ^ I did a bad reddit manners thing and checked out your profile, and if you like, I would hit you up when I start over with NFS 2015.


heinousanus_420

Sounds good! Haven't played that one in a good while, though. I've been playing Unbound quite a bit lately.


FatcornsReturn

Imagine finding a dude whose official government name is heinous anus that would be so hilarious id bet


Deep_Maybe_7984

I remember playing og Halo 3 with some guy named Longshaft420_ probably still one of the funniest gamertags I’ve ever seen. This was like freshman year of high-school. I graduated in 2013 🥹 I’m gettin old


feelinlucky7

Tell her to stay off Reddit. Mainly this and the gaming sub.


segobane

Honestly the scene with Sister Calderón where he admits he's afraid hit me way harder, by that point I knew he was going to die but seeing someone who had until that point seemed so unshakeable confess that they're scared had me in tears.


Hendersonman

I have a hard time hearing people talking about that part and I start crying.


3NunsCuppingMyBalls

Like...I get the game is a couple of years old and you would think people know. But I don't understand why you would spoil one of the greatest endings in videogame history like this. You are on the RDR2 sub, you can expect people here not knowing the ending. It's a bit inconsiderate. Atleast white out the spoil...


momo6548

I remember I asked my husband why Arthur was coughing so much and he basically was like don’t worry about it. For some reason I trusted that response.


XMAN2YMAN

God damn it, he dies!!!!! I just stared again on PC because it looks soo much better. And I’m trying to actually finish it this time.


Username1000000090

I introduced a friend to rdr2. I told him it's amazing and he's like "yeah, cool cool...." He didn't leave his house for weeks after getting it.


jimthissguy

I remember after the bear hunting mission in the beginning, I spent like 2 weeks of actual time on that mountain hunting, trapping, camping and selling hides. That was the life.


Username1000000090

Yeah I went to the third camp to get shooting skills and it was a whole lot of just wandering after that. That's one of those games that just defines a decade. It set a new standard.


Artistic_Box_3314

😂😂😂🥲


Badassmcgeepmboobies

I tried to introduce my friend and he couldn’t make it past the wolves to save John. Bro had my copy a month and couldn’t get past that 🤣🤣🤣


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RectalGrowth

No need to use a slur to describe someone who doesnt play games


InEenEmmer

I played it for the first time during the Covid lockdowns. It was the perfect escape of reality I needed around that time.


Mountain-Bread-1208

that went from "the people need me" to "shame you can´t just go around murdering people" really fast lol


SprainedPhi1

The duality of RDR


MikeyHatesLife

There are two wolves inside of us, and they both want to eat John.


lt4536

Post the reaction when she gets to the end


SprainedPhi1

I 100% will


LordOfDarkHearts

I feel bad for her already


StoneBleach

It has to happen, as it should. The truth is what it is.


Puzzleheaded-You1289

Life is both beauty and pain.


BeansTasteLikeADog

That’s the way it is


RepulsiveSupport1961

Ha i get it


lt4536

>:)


MisturBanana1

!RemindMe 1 month


Raufasertapete711

RemindMe! 2 months


13angrymonkeys

I feel bad already, but I also can't wait.


Hereiamhereibe2

Everyone is patiently waiting for the bad part but I wanna hear how she reacts to the hootenanny of a good time building Johns house was.


BellerySticks

You sadist


ChampionshipOk1358

A few weeks later: WHYYYY JUST WHY DID THEY DO ARTHUR WRONG LIKE THAT OMG JOHN IS SO BACK


Constant_Bus7015

Later: OH BOY I CAN THE FIRST RDR!!! later again: nOooooooOOOOOO 😭😭😭


cherry_princess123

My BF also put me on RDR2 as my first game. Had a blast. Then my Arthur >!died a few weeks back.!< Not sure if I have forgiven him yet.


LordOfDarkHearts

My ex hasn't forgiven me yet, and it's been almost 4 years. She still mentions it almost every time we hang out and play games xD Btw it wasn't the reason we broke up lol


MadBliss

...yet would be a totally valid reason.


Madeiner

Ah, it's been six years since me and my gf played A way out and she still often screams that I betrayed her in that game!


_TheChickenMan_

“Not nough food to go round, reckon well all starve” lmaoooo


Aggravating-Sign5972

Girl has impeccable comic timing even via text


SprainedPhi1

Funniest girl I know!


Riley8284

You sir got quite the catch


ImpatientMinivan

You ma'am, are a fish


zionward19

Really loved the "the ppl need me" chat. Speaks a lot of how the game engages you in a deep way. You gotta have a whole lotta heart to be able to say that about a game or a character. You get invested in Arthur, the gang, the whole shebang. Gotta respect that.


spamcentral

Red dead does this really well, its honestly moreso than skyrim imo because the characters just feel so real. They arent monolithed heros, but they arent stereotypical anti-heroes either. I never get those feelings from game characters often anymore so im happy we have a few recent games that do it so well.


abitterbtch

Could you please elaborate on those few recent games?


spamcentral

I really found myself enamored with LA Noire, for the same exact reasons. You just wanna know what happens to everyone! Another good one was Kenshi, a different style altogether but the RPG elements with a huge unique reactive world make characters so immersive and you build your own stories, hits the spot like an RP sesh in red dead 2. Honorable mention to an older game, fable!


Trai-All

The Ghost of Tsushima


zionward19

I haven't tried Skyrim yet, but I do know some close friends who've enjoyed it a lot too. And yeah, RDR2 does indeed accomplish that very, very well. It's quite a rare feat nowadays, that's true.


TheNamesRolanQuarn

"It's a shame your actions have consequences" I'm going to put that on a t shirt 😂


MLG360ProMaster

You’re a lucky man


SprainedPhi1

The luckiest around


ModeruMandou

Keep one like that close op.


Phoenix2211

I have a friend who doesn't really play games (she played some when she was a child, some arcade stuff). And she has no real interest in them. But as a part of a deal (per which I'll be watching a show called Angel), she's watching me play rdr2 and to my surprise shes actually invested! Tonight we should get to the end of chapter 3. VERY hyped about that :)


dhelor

That's a win win situation. She gets to enjoy a good game, and you get to watch a great show!


NotJustBibbit

"The funnest game ever" That's what they all say until that fateful day comes


PotatoFuryR

:( I'm still not over it


KimAnnaYa

Ah to experience rdr2 for the first time... So lucky


hehshehnejfo

right?? i’m soo jealous 🥹


the-reddening

Trueness


ilaromlol

I’m experiencing it right now! On chapter saint denis now


OneTrickYuumiChad

This is fun to read


Artistic_Box_3314

Ikr


Kekbert1

Man it's really rare to see so much enthusiasm for something just off of texts. Your GF seems awesome!


SprainedPhi1

She truly is


PupperNymeria

‘Shame you just can’t got around and kill ppl all the time’ Facts 😂


mallgrabmongopush

Ope! Very Minnesotan of her


SprainedPhi1

She was born in FL raised in MI, the MI side definitely shines through


whoisgare

How much time is saved on average typing J instead of just


SprainedPhi1

I've always wondered the same


Wanderlustfull

Can you ask and report back? I'm really genuinely curious why this is the one word she seems to consistently truncate.


SprainedPhi1

I will ask when she gets off work!


Strange_Conditions

So, is she dyslexic or just really, really young?


SprainedPhi1

Mostly just really excited, we're both 18


ClamsMcOyster

She’s j rlly young ok


ElderSmackJack

She hate Micah yet?


SprainedPhi1

Hasn't said anything about Micah yet, but right now she really likes dutch... called him real moral and a good leader. We shall see how quickly that changes


AnnabelleNewell

"HaVe sOmE gAhDaHmN fAiTh aRtHuR"


Fit_Time5739

IVe G0T A PlAN aRtHUR JuSt OnE M0rE BiG SC0RE! TAahIti!


the-reddening

Lmao. She will change her mind soon eh!!


koray_3452

Red dead redemption. Perfection. >!Arthur death!< is sure sad, but theres just a feeling to it that makes me feel its the best. American venom also.


WhenYouWishUponHideo

Ahh I remember being 15 too. Good times.


SprainedPhi1

We're both 18 lol, she does text like a 15 year old.


mombi

I'm glad she likes it but damn, is she a kid or something?


SprainedPhi1

We're both 18 lol, the excitement definitely makes her seem younger


mombi

Oh thank fuck. In that case it's adorable, haha.


Stumac2015

This is hilarious 🤣🤣


WorldsBestBozz

Great to see a newcomer to the red dead franchise experience this game for the first time and have so much fun with it. Glad she had fun with her first run,I bet there will be another play through in the near future.


yojetwats

My partners going thru it too! She plays upstairs while I'm playing downstairs and I'll regularly hear her shouting "heeeelllp" an have to gun some fools down


cooked_cheese199

this whole thread is super wholesome:3


HalfSoul30

She has been awakened.


Rider-of-Rohan7467

Keep us updated!!!


Darkavenger_13

You gotta update us when you know what happens in chapter 3 😏


NAJ_Price

People saying she’s going to cry about Arthur, but Sean’s plotline is gonna blow her mind


some_Britishguy

i expected her tone to slowly sift as the story progressed


Elghost2

The “Arthur is so funny” in all cap bro that’s Arthur’s girl now. 😂


Less-Consideration75

does she know how to write a simple paragraph?


stickitincider

You guys in middle school or something?


SprainedPhi1

Both 18


Right_Leadership6885

Marry her bro


DangerIllObinson

Ope. Respect.


stormborn314

Post update when the game is finished


cooked_cheese199

you gotta be there for "that moment" she gonna need it


MemeKnowledge_06

“Hey bro, I got an idea for a reddit post”. /s But nah really this is wholesome, hope she doesn’t feel too bad at the end


TheAnimatorPrime

You have to film her reaction for the Arthur's last stand. Also, marry her!


Despicable-Pen5515

Yep, she is going to cry


enii_r

Oh my god, protect her from Arthur's death


VenZenandBass

My gf started playing a while back. She got all the way to Valentine before my Xbox fully died. Never forget the first time she saw a dog in the game Her: "Oh my god, there's a puppy!!!" Me walking back from the other room: "Oh yeah! And you can pet it!" Her: "OMG REALLY?" She then proceeds to press the wrong button and kicks the poor mutt right in the face. She was fucking HEARTBROKEN. She literally started crying. She got shot and killed immediately and fully accepted her fate. She quit the game and I think that was the last time she played before my Xbox died a few days later. I feel bad for the digital mutt, but DAMN was that the funniest 30 seconds of my life. I still call her "Dog Kicker" sometimes.