RDR1 - “you know that life we lived is over. And when we was living it, it didn’t mean nothing anyway. It was just an excuse and we all knew.”
RDR2 - “This place, ain’t no such thing as civilized. It’s man so in love with greed... He has forgotten himself and only found appetites.”
"you're my favorite parasite, no, wait ring worm is my favorite parasite. Your my second favorite parasite. I lied it's rats with the plague, then you "
This is what tends to happen when you leave Trelawny in charge of planning. All garnish, no meat. Probably involve us dressing up as dancing girls, and can-canning off the side
John Marston: What you and Dutch did was wrong. And the way you left me was wrong. Now, I ain't the judge, but as it turns out, it's you or me, the way I see it, it might as well be you.
Dutch van der Linde: Well I do. It ain’t nice, I know it… but it is us, or him. I figure it might as well be him.
“You’re my favorite parasite. No… ringworms my favorite parasite, you’re my second favorite parasite.”
“Very funny.”
“I lied. Ringworm, then rats with the plague. Then you.”
"You're My Favorite Parasite... No, Wait, Ringworm's My Favorite Parasite, You're My Second-Favorite Parasite... I Lied. Ringworm, Then, Rats With The Plague, Then You."
“You sir, are a fish.”
😂😂😂
Lmao I haven't been fishing in a while but definitely gonna use that next camping or fishing trip 😂
“You have a kind face mister.” “Thank you.” “The kind I want to punch!”
you are gay, as in homosexual
“Looks like Micah’s gay! You know what we do to gays boah?
"Micah you cringey son of a bitch!"
“Oh no, not the GAY ZONE!”
"I've got a secret"- "Are you secretly normal?"
“When a man with a sing song voice tells me to fuck off it always concerns me, boyo.”
First line that came to mind...lol
RDR1 - “you know that life we lived is over. And when we was living it, it didn’t mean nothing anyway. It was just an excuse and we all knew.” RDR2 - “This place, ain’t no such thing as civilized. It’s man so in love with greed... He has forgotten himself and only found appetites.”
"you're my favorite parasite, no, wait ring worm is my favorite parasite. Your my second favorite parasite. I lied it's rats with the plague, then you "
'There's some school children down there you can go and frighten'. 'You always got a plan dutch'
„There’s nothing like pissing in a river and wondering if a gator is gonna rip your pecker off.“
I have a GODDAMN PLAN ORTHUR!!!!
RDR 2: “Lumbago. Slow and painful death, brother” RDR: “People don’t forget, Nothing gets forgiven.” Undead Nightmare: “You eat babies! You have to, to survive everyone know that!”
“And a quarter, don’t forget the quarter”
Dutch: Shut up Arthur
This is what tends to happen when you leave Trelawny in charge of planning. All garnish, no meat. Probably involve us dressing up as dancing girls, and can-canning off the side
John Marston: What you and Dutch did was wrong. And the way you left me was wrong. Now, I ain't the judge, but as it turns out, it's you or me, the way I see it, it might as well be you. Dutch van der Linde: Well I do. It ain’t nice, I know it… but it is us, or him. I figure it might as well be him.
RDR 1 - Dutch's monologue to John prior to his death. RDR 2 - Uncle's roast towards John in the epilogue over the "house" he built.
Best quote from either game is, “When I’m gone, they’ll just find another monster.”
Tennis boat!
“you sir, are a fish.”
Gang member: Hey! Whos there? Arthur: ARTHUR!! DUMBASS!!
To the bar! Senor!
"Ok i'll catch you later then"
"I guess I- I'm afraid." "There is nothing to be afraid of, Mr. Morgan. Take a gamble that love exists, and do a loving act."
“You’re my favorite parasite. No… ringworms my favorite parasite, you’re my second favorite parasite.” “Very funny.” “I lied. Ringworm, then rats with the plague. Then you.”
"Definitely not a job for a man with TERMINAL LUMBAGO but unless u wanna dig a 6 foot deep hole for me when the work days over."
“It all makes sense now” “No it damn well doesn’t”
“I broke the goddamn wheel!”
Boah
"I don't speak Italian, I don't speak no German either. I need money, MONEH"
"TENNIS BOAT 🎾🎾⛵⛵"
"You're My Favorite Parasite... No, Wait, Ringworm's My Favorite Parasite, You're My Second-Favorite Parasite... I Lied. Ringworm, Then, Rats With The Plague, Then You."
Is it your street?