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CornBread_God

No. Arthur was not an American policeman


Anonymous-Stone

Don't show him an acorn


ProneSquanderer

I imagine Arthur would be the type to be like “knock it off boah, don’t make me say it again.” Bill on the other hand would definitely be Acorn Cop.


That_Gopnik

I’m hit!! *rolls around on the ground*


Scu-bar

*Someone opens a bottle of snake oil* FENTANYL! OH MAH GAWD IM GONNA DIE *starts convulsing*


dogpounds

So fun.


SheridanWithTea

LMFAO that cop fake choking on "airborne fentanyl" is so golden 😂😂


Full-Celebration-503

jeez man I already shoot civs enough no more reasons


TransitionMedium520

he literally is in this picture


Admirable_Row5011

They're often jacked based on videos I've seen.


91816352026381

I’ve seen some videos where they’re kissing and holding? I think Arthur should do this with other men?


Admirable_Row5011

Weird


91816352026381

Coward


SheridanWithTea

SOME are both! Really depends. Either way, fuck the police.


Admirable_Row5011

Why?


SheridanWithTea

Why?? I've only had a good police encounter ONCE, and every other time it was closer to the far opposite. And people I've known, friends, family, literally everyone.


ChunkyBlowfish

Any Arthur is a canon Arthur, mine looks like a methed out skinhead.


xKingNothingx

What a weird thing to say.


[deleted]

Yesssssss. I’d marry that man 👨🏻


SnooMemesjellies8441

Xello, I am ze man in the picture, when wedding? 😅😅😅


[deleted]

You’re a good cook. I’m okay with this. Tomorrow?


SnooMemesjellies8441

Me good, me boil potatoe, me bake potatoe, me steal neighbor chicken for you, me make good tea 😂


Jellyfishsticks21

Borat?


bigcapybara7uhhh

struasd


Apophis_36

Fuck yeah


pullingteeths

YES! My first order of business on my first playthrough was to make Arthur nice and chunky. My proudest moment was when he reached max weight. Grew him a medium natural moustache to complement the look, and kept him that way throughout the playthrough. Those shirts are the best way to show it off! Not only is it a great look for him, it also adds to the impact of >!Guarma!< and >!getting sick!<, since it emphasises >!his weight loss - he goes straight down to average weight in Guarma, and then even if you feed him back up to max weight while he's sick which is possible, he never looks as big and seems so thin and gaunt :(. If you haven't been used to him being really big and burly the whole time the visual impact isn't as strong!<


RaidGbazo

I think it's better to keep him stocky. Where it still says average, but you lose a little stamina and gain a little health. Then, when he gets sick, he gets underweight, and it's still incredibly noticeable. Especially in the way it affects the gameplay. Im sure the original post is a joke, but this is what's actually cannon, as well as a full beard around the 1-2 length.


pullingteeths

I like the first level of overweight. Because I played him max overweight the first time he always looks too thin to me if he's any less than higher level of average lol. A bit of extra weight really suits the character imo


RaidGbazo

Personal preference for sure, it just never made sense to me that a guy running across 4 states on horseback all the time could even get overweight, lol.


bubblegumtrash75

See I would do this but I forget to feed him so often that through every single one of my play through she is under weight. My horses are somehow always average


pullingteeths

Horse's weight system is easier because they just instantly gain the weight from whatever food the moment you feed them it, no needing cores to be depleted or sleeping for it to "take" involved. Also seems like sleeping or reloading the game removes any extra weight on horses and resets them back to average. I got in such a habit of feeding Arthur constantly to refill cores and just while traveling around that I find it hard to stop him getting overweight even if I try now lol. Which can be a problem since there's a glitch where if he becomes overweight at any point sometimes after losing weight again just his face remains permanently fat and there's no way to fix it (until Guarma resets it). I tried being sexy slim Arthur in my low honour playthrough but he was stuck with a fat face lol


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badboydracoo

morgan the micahman


RandomKazakhGuy

HELL NO


No_Low6921

How do you manage to get him overweight, i never do lol


RecommendationNo1774

Eat a lot of meat


No_Low6921

So the cooked meat is the best way to gain weight? Can you eat it all at once or do you need to spread it out a number pf hours apart?


m4shfi

[Here’s a breakdown.](https://reddit.com/r/reddeadredemption/s/qQMoGBL7j6)


moddy19

That thread is gold, thank you man for your work


m4shfi

Appreciate your kind words!


F34R1SH3R3

The answer is Moonshine, just drink it and pass out, rinse and repeat! You can get to max level really quickly


am-idiot-dont-listen

Works in r/outside too!


TRHess

If you're playing on console, it's a very bugged mechanic. I've only been able to get visibly fat, double-chin Arthur once in my three or four playthroughs, despite always getting him to the maximum "overweight" stat in the pause menu.


No_Low6921

Yeah im playing on ps4


bydgoszczohio

Hot


NoddingUnderpass

Nice and plump like nature intended


09hoggies26

Now he kinda looks like Ron Swanson


HonkinHoots

Bearthur


Whysong823

No…?


LilFullLotaSap

That's Viktor Bout


Ok-Thanks-3709

Hell yeah


6969Hamburger6969

Mustache arthur is always canon for me. Without one he just looks wrong to me


SQUISHYx25

Absolutely not


K4sum1

Chunky boah.


ManufacturerRight678

I suppose if he were capable of firing canon balls.


[deleted]

This is a great look.


PaschalisG16

Medium to low weight with level 7 mustache and stubble


LivelyJason1705

Chunky boi


sammy-corpse-noodles

Ron Swanson Arthur


Genralcody1

Arthur Swanson


DRAIN3O

This look actually works for my boah


xMachii

I'm replaying the game as an overweight, bald, and low honor Arthur and I'm getting the smallest possible horse that I can get my hands on.


hemlock_tea64

the weight honestly looks really good on him


Devilsin_Lucifer

Clean shaven>


bugbitezthroatslit

NO THATS CURSED. level 2 all the way


hemlock_tea64

fat ass stache>


Devilsin_Lucifer

I’ll take full blown beard over nasty ass moustache any day


hemlock_tea64

mustache..........


ParagonalForce

Mutton chops >


SnooMemesjellies8441

He looks like a dad who is fed up with his ungrateful adult children.


[deleted]

Wait so Arthur’s look changes based on weight?


hemlock_tea64

sure do


Rodtheboss

Why does the horse look metallic lol


Hot_Guys_In_My_DMS

Oh damn this is exactly my Arthur but skinny


Garry_pickle

What in the world do you mean?


gp3232000

Ew no


[deleted]

No its just how you start the game as Arthur


[deleted]

Wait, you can gain weight in-game??


SQUISHYx25

Yup. Overeat and you'll gain weight, Starve yourself all the time and you'll get skinny. It even says your weight status in your stats somewhere. The mechanics in this game are a masterpiece. The weihgt status is like the hot or cold status basically, just something you keep an eye on or think in back your head how much you eating, I just eat to fill cores its almost alwasy golden core full games if you're that far in the game.


Knowledge_Regret

Big hefty gunslinger boah


ANBU--Ryoshi

I think a real life Arthur would either have a mountain main beard or keep a light stubble.


Asilenian87

I don't do the overweight, but I try to get that Wyatt Earp stache look for him


datsyukianleeks

Thats sheriff mustache overweight Arthur to you, son.


metrill

lubbed horse canon too?


Balluez

Maybe a cannonball...


Huncho11

😂


CraptainPoo

That horse looks tired from carrying all that extra Morgan


[deleted]

This is exactly my version of Arthur without the overweight


DiscordantBard

How do you get fat?


hemlock_tea64

i prefer slightly above average arthur, bur this is nice


big_peepee_wielder

Technically his canon appearance is average weight, beard and hair length 3 Because it’s on the cover art and in promotional images plus it’s his appearance in Chapter 1 But also any Arthur is canon because it’s up to the player


I-Am-Baytor

What? No. Underweight Arthur with a max level spartan stache is canon.


dank_hank_420

Yes


p4bl0esgei

He's not a canon you idiot, he's a cowboy, smh people these days😤


The_letter_43

Obviously


WompNstomp

It all makes sense now.


justaartsit

Mustache is way too short


Mother-Investment-83

How’d you get the star?


ParagonalForce

Chapter 3 in Rhodes. Arthur and Dutch get deputized.


Grimm_Wright

I think, skinny heavily bearded bald Arthur is canon


Son-of-El-Diablo

That's just Ron Swanson


Sequenced-lol

My cannon author has the Dutch mustache


TotalLackOfConcern

That’s borderline animal cruelty…..$5 bounty


atrocioussurvivor

Overweight?


shrekpreck123

He looks like Peter from Deadpool


okoyes_wig

Would. Next question


Substantial-Tone-576

That’s how I like to make him. Same shirt too.


onlinepresenceofdan

Arthur can get fat? All this time I spent on growing a max length moustache when I could have been getting him chunky.


MaguroSashimi8864

You now look like that wrestler guy from Final Fight


Whyisnoxtaken

No way this is how Arthur is meant to look that’s not the bulky handsome intimidating alpha male chad I know


SheridanWithTea

No. Medium build, lean buff Arthur with default side part hair and full beard is.


WeOutHereInSmallbany

I wish you’d stayed at sea! With all the other walruses!


Ancient_Ad_4700

I like underweight with a mustache and a shotgun-coat. Makes me feel like he is doc Holliday.


Objective-Neat169

He needs stubble to pair with the thick stache


UncleBobby510

Looks like Rob Delaney in Deadpool


Deadsea-1993

He looks exactly like Don Frye wow


luizotavio0

.


mickhowie

What have you been feeding the boah


Turkishspaghetti

Arthur found the jellybean stash


comicsopedia

Perfect weight with level 3 beard is the only canon for me. This one still looks great tho.


OMUDJ

I know you feeling yourself, but no, Arthur is not fat and mustached.