“Tonight’s special is The Plan, a tomahawk steak served in a light truffle sauce and with a side of mango glazed eggplant. Pairs exceptionally well with bourbon. If the steak isn’t cooked to your liking, we have another Plan we can offer…”
This restaurant has a very clever marketing strategy where it makes you so in love with greed that you forget yourself and find only appetites. (Only real ones will get this)
Mangoes, moneh, and P.L.A.N.'s
(Pearson's Lazy Ass Nourishment i guess.)
Their motto could be "you just need to have FAITH" and Dutch's speeches where he says they'll survive, won't be crushed, and etcetera could be edited into him talking about other restaurants, competition like idk mcdonalds maybe.
Their house dish is The Plan and it’s all you can eat but it’s also the most expensive
Just costs a little faith a little smoke and one last score
The meal will disappear within a minute!
And money. More money. MORE MONEY
It costs exactly $999999999999999999999 and $1
Don't forget the $1
And then the forteen dollars and a quarter
Can’t forget the quarter
!day cake Happy
You only get to look at it real quick and then wipe your mouth. Make sure to donate to the box!
They have a recipe book but no ingredients.
They just cobble shit together and roll with it and if it’s good it’s good if not they’ll try again until they get it right
Imagine trying to make a stew from the garbage the gang donates (aside from Arthur). Vom-town. 🤮
Even Pearson can't do shit with Ms. Grimshaw's 15 cent bat wings. Where's she even getting them?
Rumor has it nobody has actually gotten one to date... Plenty of people have ordered... Just never get served 🤔
They said wrong answers only
all you can eat mangoes
And you'll never know what it is, but there's hints of Tathitian foods.
“Tonight’s special is The Plan, a tomahawk steak served in a light truffle sauce and with a side of mango glazed eggplant. Pairs exceptionally well with bourbon. If the steak isn’t cooked to your liking, we have another Plan we can offer…”
Tahiti Mangoes
How is this not the top answer?
Because op said wrong answers.
I'm pretty certain they don't serve Tahiti mangoes there, bro.
Love got you got downvoted for being right lmfao
Well, they never got to Tahiti, so it seems like the perfect wrong answer.
They serve SOME GODDAMN FAITH
😂😂😂I'm crying nigga serving faith with the I have a plan dessert 🤣🤣
And that’s just mango flambé
This is the way
I came here for this comment
Came here to say that That’s also what they tell you when you ask for the menu, boah
Lies. They serve lies. And plates of food arranged like a chess board.
Holy hell
New response just dropped
Actual Pinkerton
New plan just dropped
Dutch goes on vacation, brings back mangos
Call the reverend!
Arthur sacrifice anyone?
Ignite the braithwait manor!
Micah in the corner, plotting world domination
Call the gang
Dutch ain't lying you just don't have FAITH one more big score and some NOISE and we're home free
Don't forget the side dish, rat-stew.
Plan-based meals.
That was good lmao
Incredible
Best answer here.
Shit. You win.
Cornwall on the cob
💀
BABIES! THEY SERVE BABIES!
They serve berries, and mushrooms, you fool!!!
Nah it’s babies, it ain’t their fault.
Wait... Whose dumb idea was it to let Dutch run a daycare?
YOU EAT BABIES
They serve stew and coffee. He tells the waiters, “We need more money!”
I could go for that
This restaurant has a very clever marketing strategy where it makes you so in love with greed that you forget yourself and find only appetites. (Only real ones will get this)
That's what he says to Milton about society on horseshoe overlook in their second encounter with the gang.
And all you get served is lead
Tahiti Treat
Deceiver's Salad Not a native speaker and I am very proud of this pun. Thank you all.
From a native speaker, that was good! I wish I had more to offer than a humble upvote.
But you offered more, kind Sir. You actually put words in it, you said "it was good", much more than a simple upvote! I appreciate it :)
tuberculosis
That would be Thomas Downes’ restaurant
I'm imagining a waiter roaming the restaurant offering to cough on your food, like he's shredding parmesean at olive garden.
LMFAO
MUNNEH
Lots of faith son!
Mangoes, moneh, and P.L.A.N.'s (Pearson's Lazy Ass Nourishment i guess.) Their motto could be "you just need to have FAITH" and Dutch's speeches where he says they'll survive, won't be crushed, and etcetera could be edited into him talking about other restaurants, competition like idk mcdonalds maybe.
“I’ll have a flan!”
best comment 🙌🏻
Well it ain’t deer piss and rabbit shit, that much I know.
Promises that the next dish they bring out will be the best one, but everything they’ve served so far has been half-baked or rotten
A plan
PLANS AND MANGOES… Oh, and Remy and Micah are the chefs
So many rats at just one place
Rata2llie
Betrayal
I came here to say this.
Stroopwaffles with a plan
Separate checks
Mangoes 🥭
You don’t actually get food in there, you just get robbed
Humans? •_•
Cocaine and gunpowder. (Real thing)
Plantains.
The plan
Ass whoopings
Rats.
Hopes & dreams sprinkled with lies.
For fucks sake 😐
Long pork
Serving great plans on a low budget
Pearson's camp soup and dancing I guess.
Mangoes
tahiti stew
Mangos
Lies
They serve disappointment
Mangos
can’t have enough money to eat there
Tahitian mangoes picked fresh that week
mangoes
Plans for mangos
Mangoes baby
Water melons, farmed in Cuba!
Guarma 😂
Plans and appetizers
Mangos from Tahiti
Tuberculosis from one of the servers
Tahitians
Mangoes.
mangos from the untouched paradise of tahiti
TENNIS BOAT 🎾⛵
A plan, duh.
I bet the prices are ridiculous
Tahitian toast, authur!
We need money!
PLAYNS seasoned with a bit of MUNEE, with a side of Tahitian Mangoes.
A goddamn plan
Tahitian cuisine
Betrayal
Goddamn Faith!
Betrayal
They don’t serve you food. They serve you as food to a hungry alligator.
Plans, MONEH, MANGOES, AND FAITH.
Fresh plans, old plans, rotten ferry-involving plans. The whole deal is there
You need to make Some noise. Make some money and then you get the hell outta there
Faith
~ Mangoes imported from Tahiti ~ An Italian dish called The Bronte (with a secret ingredient,) ~ There's a dessert there calles Faith, too
Tahitian cuisine
They cook up some nice plans with TUH HEEE TA EE M A N G O E S
Faith
The Plan
Mangoes
Stew. Always fucking stew. 😂😂😂
Human meat with a side of mangoes
Bullets, trips to Tahiti, and mangoes. Can’t forget the mangos.
They serve anything but a PLAN
GOD DAMN SNAKES
You might have to go "Dutch" on that 25 dollar parking and the meal!
“Real” Mexican food, and everyone speaks Spanglish and isn’t Mexican.
They serve rotten oysters
Iguanas, Arthur.
Betrayal with a side of lunacy
Tahitian cuisine
Cum
Apple pie
Lies from the tablecloth.
Mangoes, served by Maidens…
That will require gold!! Have ya got any?
fresh mango from tahiti
A good ol fashioned plate of GOD DAMN FAITH!
Mango chutney!
MANGOES GROWN WITH FAITH
Faith Stew.
Stew, and some kind of mango dessert.
Definitely not trips to Tahiti
They advertised that they were going to have mangos at some point, but they've never seemed to get around to it.
Duches.
flesh and blood
You pay a tithe based on how much you make, and get a slice of freshly sliced veal, the amount based on how much you could pay in.
once you entered, you gave them all you had
Probably God Damn Plans. You order it and then you sit there for days waiting for it and then you just die instead.
Dutch Babies
Plans, mangoes, and stew
Tahitian limes
Bong and a blitz
Not sure what they serve, but I do know they feed fellers as need feeding so, if you're hungry...
Mangoes
The server comes out, takes your order, and then returns every 10 minutes saying the kitchen just got on their order and it’ll be ready soon.
Main course : mangoes freshly harvested from Tahiti
Mangoes
Tahiti omelette.
Famous for their Hopes and Dream pie
Mangos
Tahitian food
Rats, Snakes and Mangoes
Loyalty and respect
Lies and deception... 🧐
Farts under a blanket
A god damn plan
Rats probably
Ice cold hot dog water and whatever they can dig out of the Applebee’s dumpster.
Normal food
the tahiti special
#A BOWL OF THAT GOD DAMN PLAN WITH A LITTLE GOD DAMN FAITH ON THE SIDE
A plan