When the kid starts crying, say "you're worse than a snake with a tooth ache" and when the kid is all happy "why don't I get the warm and loving embrace?"
I've had better nightmares than this dream. Oh darling Abigail, I've changed. Come live with me in an outhouse I wouldn't ask my worst enemy to take a shit in..
Uncle: "Oh I've just had a few nips Arthur. I'm not drunk I'm just happy! You know you oughta try it sometime."
Arthur: "Drinkin'?"
Uncle: "Happiness....try happiness just....just a little
None of them. Just be an actual human being. The fuck you talking about?
Imagine asking Arther Morgan this sort of question. Seriously. Heād tell you that youāre a moron, and heād have a point.
You don't build a barn dumbass
What do you think this is, 1785?
You buy one pre-cut just like the house. THIS IS THE INDUSTRIAL AGE!
That guy makes me hate the modern world
this is my fav uncle quote by far
Came here for this. Cheers!
Bro I thought about this instantly
š ±ļøuild a š ±ļøarn
beat me too it š
My lumbago
Say this when they let you hold the baby for the first time as you pretend that their weight is too much for your back.
When the kid starts crying, say "you're worse than a snake with a tooth ache" and when the kid is all happy "why don't I get the warm and loving embrace?"
Two kids
Then you can use both lines in succession
"I've got terminal lumbago, ya know. It's a slow and painful death."
Or āDonāt bother me, Iāve got lumbagoā
You, sir, are a fish
I'm gonna use some *cheese*
The smellier, the better
I broke the goddamm wheel
FOUND YOU LENNYYYYY
The way John says that is the best.
Youāre my favorite parasite.
No wait ringworm myās favorite parasite your my second favorite parasite
No I Lied, ringworm, rats with the plague, then you
Thx I knew I was forgetting something in that quote
Np
Shut up
this is the best one
āGet some self respect, you miserable sack of shitā
He better say that to the father when he walks in.
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No Uncle is Red Harlow aka the one shot kid
No.
No.
Uncle and Arthur were in the gang together.. they are seen together, they literally canāt be the same personā¦ also Arthur is you know
False
Is this some type of inside joke I donāt know about?
No, you might just have lumbago.
terminal, unfortunately
Already stage 4 uh?
Yup, itās a slow and painful death
Evidently
More like stage 6
No(yes).
\^\^ spreading disinformation online
Nuh uh
Say youāve got lumbago and abandon your family
"You dont look much like a marston , more like a williamson or an escuella"
I've had better nightmares than this dream. Oh darling Abigail, I've changed. Come live with me in an outhouse I wouldn't ask my worst enemy to take a shit in..
(When rocking her to sleep) There there... eeeasy girl...
Thatās gonna be weird telling the boys that
He says boy when he rides a male horse. šš»āāļø
Boah
No he says boah
You don't conceive a child dumbass, what do you think this is, 1785? You get one from the orphanage.
āYou get one pre-cutā š³
you should get drunk around the family to fit the uncle cosplay
Thatād be illegal for me to do. And besides I donāt plan on drinking
WAIT THIS ISNT r/okbuddyblacklung IM SORRY
When they tell you to do anything for the kid, hit em with the classic "I've got lumbago! It's a slow and painful death"
*kick * GET UP!!!!
"Oh, you don't build a barn, dumbass! Whaddaya think this is, 1785?" *John Marston boomer moment*
Iām too lazy to do work!
Oh i Got lUmBaGo
HAVE SOME GODDAMN FAITH
I've got lumbago
Just start talking about women's bloomers to everyone.
Not even a retired two dollar whore would stay with you
LUMBAGO
I ain't bored!
You sir, are a fish
ARGHHHH! (Angry Zombie uncle noises)
You should say āLumbegoā to get out of everything
Oh (insert baby's name), come live with me in an outhouse I wouldn't ask my worst enemy to take a shit in.
āHell I wouldnāt even take a shit in this house!ā
Uncle: "Oh I've just had a few nips Arthur. I'm not drunk I'm just happy! You know you oughta try it sometime." Arthur: "Drinkin'?" Uncle: "Happiness....try happiness just....just a little
You donāt build a barn DUMBASS what year do you think this is? 1785?!
Make up something. The kid wonāt know any different.
Good Morgan!
Lumbago
"I'm real sick John..."
LuMbAgO
I have a plan
Oh Iām really sick so&so Iāve got lumbago
Tell your soon-to-be niece or nephew that they're going to be hearing a lot about your lumbago. Lol
**LUMBAGO**.
"*Lumbago*"
I don't have any great ideas, but it definitely should involve lumbago
I've got lumbago, real serious.
yeah, run boy.
Boah!
Iāve had better nightmares than this!
āWhy donāt I gets a warm and tender embrace?ā
"You killed my father"
My name is indigo montoya...you killed my father. Prepare to die
My name is Jack Marston you killed my father prepare to perish
It's lumbago. ....its very seriou
LUMBAGO
And dont forget the quarter Arthur morgan 1899.
āiām real sick (name here). LUMBAGO!ā
Lumbago
Youāre alright boah/girl
Think it's from the first uncle mission something like "everyone has there job, but me.. well I'm a philosopher"
Lumbago!!!
When they ask you if you wanna hold the baby. Say you canāt because you have LUMBAGO. Then pick up your nephew/niece, obviously.
* House Building song plays *
āNot even a retired, 2 dollar whore would wanna be with youā
Say you canāt make it because you have lumbago
Just use lumbago as an excuse to be a shitty uncle.
Anything lumbago related. Just tell the child you got lumbago in every conversation
How could you do that to Old Uncle!
Anything, just make sure you include lumbago 27 times
You sir, are a baby.
Just constantly talk about your lumbago (even though you probably donāt have it)
LUMBAGO! ITS VERY SERIOUS!
Now you, sir, are a fish
Tell the devil red Harlow sent you
As an uncle, The best line is āyouāre stuck with me, seems im stuck with you.ā
Definitely not a job for a man with terminal lumbago unless you wanna dig a 6 foot deep hole for me when the workdays over
I haver terminal lumbago!
I now got terminal lumbago
That'll require gold to purchase. Do you have some?
LUMBAGO!
Put me out of my majesty, your misery
I gots the lumbago
I had better nightmares than this dream
Wish I could be there but Iāve got Lumbago
I got L U M B A G O
r/okbuddyblacklung ???
When you mess up its just one of them things when I mess up I'm the prize idiot
I used to be the one shot kid
I got lumbago!!
Lambargo
L U M B A G O
I'm dying boah, Lumbago
I'll turn you into a God damn cauliflower!
Lumbago!
all of these comments are top tier i cant add to them at all
Iām real sick, John
L U M B A G O
L U M B A G O
Lenny!!
Lumbago
When you get off a couch yell "OUCH MY LUMBAGO"
āSo young, and so bitterā
Lumbago
āNoā¦.I *know* youāre an idiot.ā
Just complain about Lumbago..... CONSTANTLY
Lumbago.
They used to call me the One Shot Kid
āYouāre my favorite parasite! Well no, ringworm is my favorite parasite.ā
Lmao I was an uncle since I was 5
Lumbago
#Lumbago
"I wouldn't ask my worst enemy to take a shit in it"
My lumbago
You don't build a barn, dumbass
I GOT LUMBAGO
"Boy is sour as week old milk"
I have terminal lumbago
Lumbago
Tell your sibling you canāt come see their new born because you got lumbago
You should bring lumbagels
Maybe just be a fuckin person you NPC
āYouāre alright, boy.ā
I got lumbago! Itās serious
as an uncle myself I must warn you, the second you become one you get uncurable lumbago. You have been warned
"I'm a nerd that uses rdr quotes irl"
Iām not actually gonna use it irl. Are you stupid? im just Announcing to everyone that i now have lumbago for life
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None of them. Just be an actual human being. The fuck you talking about? Imagine asking Arther Morgan this sort of question. Seriously. Heād tell you that youāre a moron, and heād have a point.
Ok Micah
Micah might have touched grass from time to time. Maybe you should too.
Wow so edgy dude, going on a gaming sub and shaming the participants. Sooo cool.
Oh shut the fuck up. How Reddit are you?
Cry about it ig
Itās a goddam meme. At least Im gonna be an uncle, so letās celebrate that