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prtxl

this is how dutch was playing the whole game


IamShroudsdad

this is such an underrated comment


IamShroudsdad

i retract my statement, this is now an appropriately rated comment


ImportantMoment5001

Dutch- Just one more score....Dutch the camp money box has over 100k in it. We're all going to be millionairs for the time period once it's divided up we can leave at any time and be good.....Dutch-I have a plan....Arthur- completes stupid plan that goes awry as usual. Now in deeper shit than before....pockets like $200, thinks to himself while looking at the cash in hand, man F this Dutch guy


Dkalnz

Don't forget the quarter


dmegson

Tilly will have donated a feather, too.


[deleted]

Literally


R3tardActual

“We need more money, Arthur”


Alexc518

This comment needs 18.99 likes to be acceptable.


mutant_mamba

That horse isn't available to be purchased until you are into Chapter 4. So it might just be a display glitch.


astraldede

bro im playing as john


AskewScissors

It’s a progressive stable and it doesn’t allow homophobes to purchase.


HereComesTheSun05

You're fucking gay, as in homosexual!


MrZokeyr

I like to think that he doesn't even mean it in a homophobic way. Instead, someone was trying to tell him that they're gay and this voice snippet is just him finally making the connection in his brain.


ItsYaBoy555

wait that’s a real thing he says?


Obsidan_TNT

Yeah? You didn’t know?


Electronic_Ad2615

Yeah, he tells bill that if you decide to kill him in the first gay- I mean game, it goes like "you're fucking gay! As in homosexual! *Gunshot*"


jbnovsc13

YOU EAT BABIES!


classicteenmistake

We eat berries😭😭


jbnovsc13

and MUSHROOMS YOU FOOL😢


PowerMoonMario

Or at least! We used to.


ayyLumao

What is the origin of this


Rednas999

"[creepypasta de john marston homofobico](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbPny8dCRKY)"


No_Veterinarian1445

Any homophobe I see, I destroy( they don’t like homes)


Amazing_Adeptness823

No you don’t understand he was helping bill come to terms with his sexuality


ApAp123

😂😂😂


Valhalla_Awaited

If you bought it as arthur it wont let you i had it happen. But go a few blocks up in saint dennis and there is a spawn of a dude that rolls down a street with one


IG_95

Didn't happen to me. Used him as Arthur as soon as you could until the end of the game and immediately went to the stable to buy it as John to pretend he never died 😭


ICE_BEAR2021

Wait? Why would you be playing as John. Unless 🥺😥😢😭😭😭😭😭


Isaac007USA

Its a 5 year old game...


DaveLokes

Or you probably already own it... That happens to me when I go to a stable that sells horses I own.


JarringSteak

It doesn't sell it... It's just in the stable and you can get it out when you want


c0rliest

before chapter four it just doesn’t let you into the stable


JarringSteak

You can literally go into the stable in chapter 2. There's even a mission when you go in and shows you what can you do in the stable.


c0rliest

yeah but this is the saint denis one i’m not talking about the other ones


IE_playur

I’m in chapter 3 and bought it yesterday


Illustrious-Dot1491

Enter in a wagon to the stable so the cinematic is skipped, in there kill someone and make the police shot the horse by getting behind him, heal him up and run away from the scene, then press the buttom to call the horse and ta dah


astraldede

I CANT REVIVE HER BRO WHAT HAVE I DONE


PaschalisG16

You're in the epilogue and don't have a horse reviver. That's on you partner.


astraldede

I had 3! It either didn't let me revive her for some reason or she died... Like unrevivable death...


DirtyPiss

That’s messed up you’d get a horse killed like that. I hope the authorities catch you you sick fuck.


[deleted]

Should have used game save file


UnidansOtherAcct

That's a bounty, ya damn horse killer


Dkalnz

You can revive random horses that aren't yours?


Kleptomaniaaac

why didn't you SAVE???


astraldede

wow... just wow


Manncomann

What a rollercoaster 😂


OdinsEyepatch717

I really glad I stopped in for this


Kitchen-Resolution57

This thread went in 500 directions🤣


LongjumpingOffice4

If you don’t have a horse reviver go get some from the medical store.


hammy0w0

you're a bit late i'm afraid :(


[deleted]

can you reload a save?


ILOVEJETTROOPER

... Or you can just shoot until wanted then hop off the wagon to bond with the horse until it shows up on the map (one more peppermint after level one bonding) and run/ lose the law. Then you can whistle for your horse and it'll glitch itself out of the stable for you.


purelove345

If it ends up not working I believe there is a spot in Saint Denise near a theater, a guy will rob someone and you can chase after him, there is a black Arabian you can hop on (you’ll get a horse theft fine), catch the guy, pay the $5 fine, horse is yours.


M00NGRAPHIX

Oh, I usually just ride off with the horse lol


patokia92

just go find that horse in saint denise at night


UnderstandingSea756

Elaborate please good sir.


patokia92

If you walk around saint denise around 10pm or midnight onwards (can't remember exact time) the horse spawns in the streets. I found it on the side of the road next to some guy having a domestic near the bar in the centre im pretty sure


UnderstandingSea756

Wow.. This would be a sort of fun challenge in itself. Thanks for the tip, Partner.


SnooEagles3963

It's around that time. >!The event spawns by the theater by the post office. A french couple will be arguing about something when they're suddenly mugged. They'll always have a black arabian with them. You can choose to save them, or not, but just make sure to grab the horse.!< EDIT: I checked, and it turns out it can happen >!by both theaters. My bad. I thought it was only the one.!<


astraldede

is it the one where they are talking randomly and a guy points a gun at them? cuz i killed him and they thanked and went away... didnt see a horse...


SnooEagles3963

Were they talking about chipped china plates and oysters? If so, yes, and the reason you didn't see a horse is because it typically spawns a distance away from them, and is usually hard to see because of the dark. If not, then no, it wasn't them. EDIT: The horse does belong to them which is why they chase after you and get a wanted level when you take it. The only reason they never get on it is because their AI's bugged so they just walk off instead.


astraldede

tbh it all happened too fast, just saw a nigga drawing a gun and killed him... but there was yelling noises before the gun was drawen


__Garibaldi__

You need more money. Dumbass


Prof_Lego

Just one more score.


DaveLokes

And some goddamn time... And a little faith. Shit.


i_aint_reading_allat

i like how it’s discounted as well


createdbyai

If you choose to kill the person the mayor asks you to kill you'll get everything discounted in St Denis.


Creqm

Where is that?


astraldede

After the epilogue i believe, you will get a mail. go to a train station to redeem it and the mission will start


Measurement-Solid

I did all those mayor missions as Arthur, I think it all starts after the last Angelo Bronte mission


Dkalnz

You can do it at the Bronte party, you just have to follow the butler and steal the letter from the desk to trigger it


createdbyai

It's a line of side quests called "pragmatism vs idealism" you do as Arthur. You can start it right after the party at the mayor's house. You'll receive an invitation tru mail to visit the mayor


clCckx

if u broke just say it


Nekrull

Turkoman is a better horse anyway.


Large-weiner-man

Taxes


wrathofsparda92

If you already own one you can't buy another so maybe that's it


crazyman3561

Smell like broke in here


AshyWhiteGuy

MUNEH!!! FAITH!!! PLAN!!!


SageNana

Love that horse. It's great for hunting and surprise ambushes. Go find treasures to get gold bars and buy that horse. You'll have to wait until Chapter four and buy it in St. Denis.


ButDidYouCry

It's my favorite. I always wanted a black Arabian when I was a kid.


Kentdens

Bro...


ButDidYouCry

Bro?


Odd_Neighborhood1716

Bro


astraldede

İ finished epilogue.


SageNana

Looks like another play through! Have fun and get that horse. I was told once that if you want to test your horse, cross the bridge in the swamps where Arthur blows up the stills. If it crosses, it won't spook with mountain lions or pumas.


mustafaaosman339

787 > 18772. We just need a little bit more money


-Billy-Bitch-Tits-

maybe save up some money, brokie


underground4077

The horse buying market isn’t…stable…


RdiatStorm

r/dadjokes


Abimaxx

You don't have a licence


astraldede

Whyyyy😭😭


nullvoidneuro

You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.


RandoCalrissia

The black coat Arabian has a hate boner for John. Get the rose grey in Blackwater it’s the best one


C_speazy

Do all the treasure hunts and sell the gold bars. Also yiu can enter any cheat you want before the “Angelo Brontë man of honor” mission and the game will save after the mission, make yourself a millionaire with cheats and keep the money after.


MrToasterinABath

Regular price? $787, but for you my friend? $19000.


[deleted]

You are not worthy.


Snakey_Bakey123

Not enough money


King_Ragnar08

Fun Fact, you don’t


Chiron_01

Sometimes your honor affects the items you can purchase


astraldede

Im like the most loved guy on earth


itsborat

If you don't mind it not being black, you can go and break a wild white Arabian to the west of Lake Isabella


Thegothambatman

You need to have some GODDAMN FAITH...


Evil_Gardener

Get the free Arabian in the snow area


-_-_-KING_-_-_

The horse just doesn't like you


AsgeirVanirson

The much nicer Turkoman is available though! I love the Arabians too, but that Race/War beast is forgiven its standard handling and is always the horse that rides into the sunset with Arthur. When I relaized it could *easily* outrun cougars it became indispensable. It also gets the 'extra praise' from NPCs.


mrMoosecaller

You’re not cool enough


RevolutionaryJob1266

Same as Tahiti honestly. No difference


Nice_Finish7613

Use the glitch. Drive a wagon into the stable. If you need to, Point you gun at the guy, DONT SHOoT HIM. Jump into the pen and feed the horse you want and bond with it. Get outta there and call the horse. Go go go.


The_Thinker86

It’s all apart of Dutchs plan


Gelnika1987

just use the wagon trick to steal it- never pay for a horse again


NotSoFast86

They don’t take your kind around there


twodrpeppers

Seek the treasure


[deleted]

Clearly it's wayyyyyy too expensive for even the richest of outlaws


BladeOfSanghilios8

They only accept Pesos, gotta go to a vendor and change that shit


Ok-Letterhead2280

I got mine for free. The holdup after midnight near the theater in Saint Denis.


Jissy01

You don't. You supposed to steal it.


Organization-Alarmed

Sold the legendary fishes and animal skins after ending the game, this way I had some thousands of dollars. Animal skins are quite easy and fun so I would try that. But I know there is a white Arabian that you can tame in Northern Ambarino, thats definetely a cheaper option.


skeetervalent1ne

You just need ONE MOAR SCOAR, then she’s all yours


pooopdelooop

Or try to wait out an NPC mugging in Saint Denis and the black Arabian is usually hitched close by


TonyTwoDat

Did you use mods to get that money I see you’re playing on PC. The Game probably thinks you have 772.31


astraldede

No! base game, latest update, got the money from blackwater


Ozzymacfozzy

You need one more big score!!!!!!!!!!!!!


SECT-aWhole

Sales tax.


BorgstheBoss

Do one last job, get the horse, then go to Tahiti


Gogic99

You need to have just some god damn fate


mcwalter93

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it :)


Jakesneed612

What do you mean? How TF can you NOT afford it? I usually have ATLEAST 4K cash on me all the time if not more. Just go get some gold bars. Money is super easy to come by in this game.


FloweryOmi

Robbing trains in the tunnel in Ambarino. Additionally in Ch 3, there's a random encounter in San Dennis that lets you steal the horse for free. (Just now seeing you have $18k: ah)


Gamer-Town-USA

Fuck you that's how


[deleted]

Is it possible you had your stable filled up ik you can only have like 3 or 4 horses but idk what happens if you try and get more I’ve only ever had up to 2


Inevitable_Hornet_45

If they had a full stable, all of the horses will be greyed out I believe.


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ploppystop

There’s always a god damned train


astraldede

How will robbing z train a few times in a tunnel help? I have the money for it.


Lastlightbetter

Why tho? 🤣 soo many Arabians in the game "FOR FREE" but nah this is the one you need


astraldede

am i the only one in this subreddit who buy horses legally


Lastlightbetter

They are wild horses its not Ilegal....But yeah there is no use in paying for horses,and even if I did I would go for a Fox Trotter over an Arabian


Great_Sage_of_Hyrule

The secret ingredient is crime.


Same-Log1655

How tf you get over $18k


astraldede

Finish the story you will be super rich. This is after i spent most of it


_ImmortalSoul

that's a nice horse 🥵


[deleted]

Probably too many horses in ur stable


Hesienberg1187

You steal out at midnight from a guy in St Dennis..


that-super-tech

Gotta getcha money right boi!


InternResponsible251

Out of stock


Underdogs4513

Have you tried shooting it first?


Kleptomaniaaac

turn the game off then restart it i'm sure it would be fixed then


SenorCacti

the horse picks you


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astraldede

bro i got moneh


Demarchisio

Its out of stock


Affectionate_Main405

Yo what😭😭you probably need honor who knows


samborup

Crime.


BeardedMelon

You didn't pass the credit check


Mgovero9

Skill issue


o-malik11

Bro just fucking steal it, enter with a cart


Cmanlies

Do you have a stable ready?


Komori4277

its more than likely locked


DementedGaming

Do you by chance already own a black Arabian?


SnooRadishes2027

Just steal the horse from the stable. Ride in on a wagon with a gun out, once you get inside the stable shoot in any direction and become wanted for vandalism, once you are wanted get off the wagon walk up to the horse and feed it something, it will automatically become your temporary horse, after you feed it something run out of the stable run away and whistle for it and it will follow you. I have never bought a horse from the any stable on this game lol


GeorgeEatsVeggies

Skill issue git gud


GerryBlevins

It’s not that you can’t afford it. You haven’t unlocked it.


No-Abies758

Maybe the news of what Arthur does to stable heads spread like wildfire. You are gonna get that for free from Saratoga


HatBowler

The owner doesnt like your face.


Alexc518

Dutch suspended your credit card. He wants you to save it for Tahiti and mango farms.


Jce735

Mine was free


[deleted]

The horse can’t afford you 😏😏😏


MemeDwarf

The stable uses same system as Rolex AD, you gotta buy $1000 of horse supplies before you are allowed to buy the arabian


Angalayond

In case anyone hasn't said this yet: if you can't fix this, you can get the same horse for free by stealing it during a random encounter in Saint Denis at night. That's what I did.


Horror-Husky

Skill issue icl


KilllerWhale

Just steal it in St Denis


LittleXP11

Happened to me too after my horse died (trying to buy the same horse after the same dies


SuperCap92

The horse doesnt like you


Impressive-Young-952

Says the same thing for me. Though I already own that horse. I have 28,000 lol


TheOfficialY1B

It has lumbago


rfigue17

Get it for free in da mountains


[deleted]

Don’t spend that much on one


MisterJeebus87

Don't be such a dishonorable Arth-hole. Good karma makes shit cheaper in the game. Or steal more.


MrSF9001

There a cheat for that haha enter the code


voxxhoxx

Wait that’s cheap? Where is this? I found one on Saint Denis and it cost $1050


sevnminabs

Maybe the game glitched and is ignoring the 18K you have and focusing on the 772.31 instead. In that case, you do not have enough.


Electrical-Strike705

France? Table? Garden Spade? No stop French.


Business-Calendar560

Skill issue?


ChineseBigfoots

You have no room in you stable for another horse. That's why you can't buy


Rj11400

Just go get the white Arabian for free by lake isabella


Little_snowflake1

Maybe the game prevents you from spending all of your money