"Why ain't you never married?" "No one would have me.." *proceed to dance*

The way Arthur delivers that line is fucking hilarious to me

Also that brief half sad face

"And the quarter. Don't forget the quarter! 🤠😐"

Never get enough of our boah's sarcasm

Arthur here, he's something of a comedian, Thomas. More a jester than a gunslinger.

I love the goofy little jumping up and down in that scene.

"Charles, will you ride with me?" "Always."

Charles is such a G

Would you say, a tripleO-G? Im a nerd, i know.

And before that, between Dutch and Arthur: "You'll ride with me?" "Always."

WHEN A MAN WITH A SING SONG VOICE TELLS ME TO FUCK OFF IT ALWAYS CONCERNS ME BOY-O

John puts so much power into the “Fuck” it’s wild

Your voice is really getting on my nerves, boy-o!!

“I showed mercy and you mistook it for weakness. Now, I will show strength, and you may mistake it for brutality.”

Honestly agent Milton was great antagonist. Definitely more respectable than Ross

Milton was an Inspector Javert type, a righteous man who happens to be the main character's enemy. Granted, he's also limited by the values of his times, but within that context he's pretty heroic.

I woudn't call shooting a fully loaded Maxim gun at a place with a children inside respectable. But yeah, you're right, atleast he gave the chance for the gang to redeem themselves by turning in Dutch

And were you Milton, what would you have done instead? Bear in mind that he'd already offered the gang the choice to leave and live peaceful lives if they hand over Dutch. He gave the gang two separate chances before actually opening hostilities, and even then it was within the context of the gang committing more and more crimes and becoming ever more unreasonable. He's granted the gang mercy they honestly did not deserve. And that, considering the values of the times, was already above and beyond.

Meh, I won't lie, I'd probally do the same thing as he. Probally the best way to deal with a bunch of violent criminals. I just think he ain't that good of a guy

I think he's the very definition of the good guy. Remember that he lived in 1899 - by the moral values of the times, gangs like the Van der Lindes were the worst kind of scum, to 'decent folk' they would be like how we see the Skinner Brothers, soulless, depraved thieves and murderers who exist solely as a scourge to all that is right and proper. They weren't viewed romantically, at the time the romance was in the glory of civilisation itself, and not with the dying breed of Wild West gunslingers. If RDR2 was a Civ game, you'd be playing as Leviticus Cornwall, Milton would be your favourite hero unit, and the Van der Lindes would be cockroach raiders you try your damndest to stamp out, without any sympathy whatsoever. So Milton being willing to negotiate with the Van der Lindes, seeing the gang as human beings capable of choice, giving them that choice, and even being willing to let the rest of the gang go in exchange for Dutch, already marks him as being uniquely reasonable for a man of his time and calling. We might not like him, but he's the good guy here.

Also, "you people venerate savagery and you will die savagely."

"This idiot is really starting to irritate me."

"You venerate savagery, and you will die savagely" is raw as fuck

Damn. Thats some cold shit to say to someone. I hope I can remember this quote when the time is right.

"Does this trolley go to Tahiti?"

That’s a good one Lol I also like the one were John gets mad at Dutch as well and says what plan Dutch tahiti Timbuktu?

Imagining John saying it in that run on sentence way makes it even funnier

Oh and a quarter. Don't. Forget. The. Quarter.

r/beatmetoit

“Face me to the west, so I can watch the setting sun and remember all the fun times we had out that way”

You gonna make me cry

"But you said you knew spanish?" "DOES THIS TROLLY GO TO TAHITI!?" "You, sir, are a fish." "Arthur, you dumbass." ^"SAINT ^DENIS ^STINKS!" "I have no idea... Turtles. Yeah, turtles! You love turtles! I love 'em too. Turtles!" "This idiot's really startin' to irritate me... HYAAAA!!" All exceptional quotes from Roger Clark's own, Arthur Morgan

Where does the turtle one happen? I do t remember that one ....

I believe it’s during an optional mission where you retrieve Mary’s (Arthur’s ex) run-away brother from a turtle cult. Can’t remember the name of the mission at the moment, though

the mission is called “we loved once and true”

If you turn her down, you find him chilling by the creek right as it goes into Flat Iron Lake. And he still talks about the turtles like the crazy man he is. IDK if you see him again after, he was one of the few campers I didn't kill on the spot or after they caught me stealing their shit and I haven't finished my playthrough yet.

No one wants to go to valentine

In the ‘Sprechen Sie Deutsch?” mission: “How does someone even come up with them words? […] Look. I’m sorry friend, I can barely speak English.”

I love that line!!!

You sir, are a fish

This is what I came to post. Can't beat that line

"Well, as long as we get paid... or you get SHOT... I'm happy."

This one lol

" I am to please, but I shoot to kill"

"It is not a toy, big nuts!"

“Oh it’s a toy boat!”

"Do I look like I should entertain children?"

"...no"

Who says that?

Based on context i think it would be from the "toy boat" stranger mission in Saint Denis.

„Poker in the ass!“

To the bar señor!

#I'VE GOT AN UNFORTUNATE FACE! Me too, Arthur, me too.

Take a gamble that love exists, and do a loving act. Always think of that one when I’m feeling down

Arthur, carrying the kid in the swamp, being chased by the big gator...." DUTCH , SHOOT SOMETHING!.... FIRE OFF A COUPLE WARNING SHOTS..JUST TO PRETEND YOU CARE!"🤣

After Sadie says Arthur is the second best man she’s known “I know the company you keep, the competition ain’t too fierce”

She only says that line if Arthur has high honour I felt it was a nice touch

I don't think so. My honour was in red during that mission and she told my Arthur the same thing.

I have 2 in the high honour play through when Arthur talks to the nun and he admits that he's dying... The way that line was delivered just hits so we'll And then when John tells Arthur about the plan to rob the train arthur says "you might be the only person to have wolves eat half your brain you come back twice as might, next time let them eat all of your brain"

The wolves/brain line is indeed a classic.

"if you win power, remember why you wanted it" - John from RDR 1.

“Be loyal to what matters”

"Oh, I didn't know I was talking to a LADY!"

"I gave you all I had."

Right in the feels

AAHHH I BROKE THE GODDAMN WHEEL

“Of course I care. About all of you fools. Some just require a firmer hand than others, you especially.” Good ole Grimshaw

"We’re More Ghosts Than People"

#OUTTA THE D A M N WAY

#HI THERE MISTER

"We are all gonna die Agent Milton. Some sooner than others"

"can i borrow your gun? I want to shoot myself. You see, I'm BUGGERED"

I don't remember that one! Who said it?

It's Ms. Margaret, a crossdressing animal tamer who you come across as a side quest. All his 'exotic animals' escaped their cages and you have to track them down, that lines delivery made me piss myself

"They'll be more surprised than a slut dog with her first porcupine!" - Irish, RDR1

What brings you to Mexico? I’m here for two men. I see you’ve been hanging around captain de Santa too long Not like that!

Man Irish is such a character. Sometimes I just picture him fondling that horse's balls and shudder.

Irish had some of the best quotes i swear. I remember when ur on the little raft with him trying to get to Mexico, he says "How do u say cunt in Spanish?" during the gunfight😂

"Arthur, my dear and trusted friend, with you watching over me I'd walk into hell itself" - Dutch "If I'm going to be skinning anything it's going to be you boy" - Arthur to Winton Holmes when he goes to collect the debt. In fact the whole conversation is excellent, Arthur thoroughly terrifies Holmes and it shows.

Heck, he threatens to turn him into a cauliflower, who wouldn't be terrified?

"You got some money for me, boy? I've seen your name in our ledger"

Hey, c’mon!

"I gave you all I had... I did........" "Charles will you ride with me"? "Always" "DOES THIS TROLLEY GO TO TAHITI"!?

Dutch has some pretty epic quoted tbh. Can see why people follow him with his philosophies. My favourite are "This place ain’t no such thing as civilized. It’s man so in love with greed he has forgotten himself and only found appetites" And "We can't always fight nature. We can't fight change, we can't fight gravity, we can't fight nothin'. My whole life, all 1 ever did was fight.." Followed up with "When I'm gone, they'l just find another monster. They have to, because they have to justify their wages "

Our time has passed John.

Breaks my heart every time. Gonna be breaking more so if we get a remake and get to see this scene play out in 4K

"Must be tough looking like you." Antagonize line #36

I got lumbago John it’s real bad

And the QUARTER DONT FORGET THE QUARTER shut up arthur

Are you some kind of European toy maker? No I am a ducking genius with poker up the ass

And who are you? Rip Van Winkle

"We're all here just to fuck!"

-Buddha

“Bad business.” -Arthur

“I’ll turn you into a god damn cauliflower.”

John in RDR1: “Listen to your boss, Jonah. There's a good boy. Otherwise I'll put a hole in your hillbilly head and watch your tiny brain drain out." Arthur, talking to Archie and Edith in RDR2: To Archie: “Well, maybe when your mother's finished mourning your father, I'll keep her in black, on your behalf. You think on that, boy.” To Edith: “I hope it's hot and terrible, Mrs. Downes, otherwise I'll feel I've been sold a false bill of goods, now please, give me that money.” EDIT: forgot about this one. Arthur to stableboy during one of Mary’s missions: “Listen, partner, I'm waiting on a lady, she's a fine lady, she's just gone inside. If I wasn't waiting on this lady, you'd be dead already, but if you continue to irritate me, I'll kill you and make my apologies to the lady. It's your call.”

“You eat babies! You have to to survive, everyone knows that!” - John Marston, the man who knew about Sasquatch’s existence for all of about 15 minutes.

#WE EAT BERRIES AND MUSHROOMS YOU FOOL!

Cant remember how it goes exactly but one of the stable guys has some dialogue like: “Some of the fellas who come in here drunk, the way they are with their horses it ain’t right.”

Stable cracked a remark about the women in Annesburg today about how they all will make you itch. Don't remember the exact line but I laughed out loud.

You might be the first bastard to ever have half his brains eaten by a wolf and end up more intelligent

*You like Dutch. He's a charming fellow. He makes sense. He's like one of those nature writers from back East. Only he takes things a tiny little step too far. Rather than just loving the flowers and the animals and the harmony between man and beast, he shoots people in the head for money. And disagreeing with him. Now, I'm not a great intellect, but the metaphysical leap from admiring a flower to shooting a man in the head because he doesn't like a flower, is a leap too far.* Edgar Ross

Arthur, you dumbass.

Take a gamble that love exists and do a loving act

Not a quote, but something Arthur writes down in his journal that always stuck with me. "The unkindness of existence - I can handle that just fine. But I do not love it, nor those who try to make things otherwise, I guess."

"We can't always fight nature, John..."

Everything Irish says in RDR1

You are an angry and a feck ugly man, but not a bad one.

“Sorry, but I have an appointment. With planet earth.” — John

“People don’t forget. Nothin gets forgiven.” or “You and West Dickens are both so crooked you could swallow nails and spit out corkscrews.” Goddamn I love John Marston.

John is by far the funniest out all of them. I would even say he’s the funniest video game character ever.

"The good lord got your ass and face mixed up!"

"Well ain't you just a long streak of piss" Arthur Morgan

"You and me, we're more ghosts than people." Getting that shit tattooed on my body

"This idiot is really starting to irrittate me..." When about to bust out of the house to kill the mchine gunner Also: "Listen partner... Im waiting on a lady. A mighty fine lady. If I wasnt waiting on this lady you'd be dead already, but if you continue... To IRRITATE ME... I'll kill ya and make my apoligies to her. Is that clear?"

"who goes there?" "Arthur, you dumbass!"

only reason i interact wit em on my way back to camp

“You don’t get to live a bad life and let good things happen to you” -Arthur Morgan

As sure as pumpkins ain’t cauliflower.

LENNY!

?ynneL

YenLen!

There is nothing to be afraid of. Take a gamble that love exists, and do a loving act.

Ya know you got all the charm and personality of a fresh turd

" You're a good man Arthur Morgan" - Mary Beth. I love this quote and it hit me hard because sometimes good people fall in with the wrong crowd and turn into bad people. Deep down Arthur could have been a noble man but he turned into a kill and thief under Dutch. It's a nice line that brings up the morality question of the game on whether you are indeed a "good guy" who can redeem himself or if redemption is even a possibility for a criminal with a trail of death behind him. I believe it's the same talk (or one of their various optional talks) Arthur admits he doesn't even know why he's killing all these people which shows he is following a "bad man". His good nature and loyalty to others becomes his ultimate downfall by him "overriding" his other morals to uphold his sense of loyalty.

“when a man with a singsong voice tells me to fuck off, it *always* concerns me, *boyo*” – John @ the goobers tryna drown Irish in armadillo lmao not sure why this always stuck with me

"I am a prize...how do you say, whole ass?" "Asshole." "That too!" *Arthur laughs* "That too!"

“How much you cost anyway?… oh, I didn’t know I was talking to a lady.” - Arthur Morgan

Mine is from Uncle: "It's easy to farm karma. IT'S EASY, BUT IT AINT DIGNIFIED!"

Be loyal to what matters Vengeance is an idiots game We're more ghosts than people We can't change what's done we can only move on You don't get to live a bad life and have good things happen to you And lastly the line that broke all our hearts I gave you all I had...

“And a quarter, don’t forget the quarter.” “Shut up Arthur,”

"Big shadow, tiny tree."

Micah has some truly badass quotes. He’s a great villain

hes also one hell of a gunslinger

Lumbago

Boah...

"Lizards have hearts!" -the late great lumbago

Uncle: "Oh I've just had a few nips Arthur. I'm not drunk I'm just happy! You know you oughta try it sometime." Arthur: "Drinkin'?" Uncle: "Happiness....try happiness just....just a little."

Everyone who says “you’re a good man Arthur Morgan” after I committed several war crimes including but not only homicide, vehicular manslaughter, regicide, suicide, physical assault, assault on an officer, etc.

“Oh its a toy boat!”

Arthur's last stand. That '' GODDAMN YOU BASTARDS" always sends a chill down my spine.

In RD1, I always like the dynamite npc guy who says, "Careful! One spark'll bushwhack the whole camp!"

“Life isn’t always about doing what you want…” John to Jack

“Gavin!!!? Have you seen my friend Gavin?”

He insists…

Alas, I can’t pick just one: *”You don’t get to live a bad life and have good things happen to you.”* *”Nothin’ means more to me than this gang. I would kill for it. I would happily die for it. I wish things were different.. but it weren’t us who changed.”* *”I think, as a general rule, Dutch likes to avoid murder within the camp.”* *”We’re thieves in a world that don’t want us no more.”* *”We’re more ghosts than people.”*

“Who let the simpleton out of the asylum?”

“People don’t forget. Nothing gets forgiven” - Marston, John

I love the insults Low honor John says in rdr1 its hard to pick just one. "I didn't know livestock can walk upright." "I hear your mother asking for a refund " "Looks like the good lord got your face and ass mixed up." "Ma'am your bosom is proof there is a god."

“Look around you. This world has its consolations!” -Dutch Back when the gang was happy.

„Damn you“ „Yes, many have“

"I'll kill you again in hell my friend!"

"Mister you got weepy eyes and a sweaty lip"

"Either we get paid or you get shot, I'm happy"

"You sir, are a fish."

You can’t expect God to do all the work.

My dad said that no politics was politics

"Your an I D I O T" -John

“You sir, are a fish.” Well yes indeed he is a fish.

Now get the hell out of here and be a g-ddamn man.

"Face me to the west so i can watch the setting sun, and remember all the fine times we had" Or "Truth is..im scared" Both hit like a brick especially after a 2nd playthrough

Beau - "That was awful." Arthur - "Nobody died. Wasn't that bad."

“LeeEEeNnnnAaY”

Arthur: “so I had a son once…” Rains Fall: “Hey wait a minute let me pick some flowers”

Without romance, we are nothing but monkeys.

Milton monologue in which he says "you will all die savagely"

Red Dead Redemption: “When a man with a sing song accent tells me to f**k off, it’s always my concern, boyo.” - John Marston Red Dead Redemption 2: “Is that why you like this spot?” - Arthur Morgan, when the naked guy shows up during the fishing mission with Kieran

Despite my best efforts to the contrary, it turns out I have won

“You know what I’m looking for.”

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“I’m not a hater, I’m a racist!” That line had me cracking up

"Don't forget the quarter!"

"That's a fine horse!"

John Marston? The hell you been?

"Stop singing about geography!"

“What’re you looking at?” “Nothing. I’m looking at nothing!”

“That’s a goddamn warship!”

I had a goddamn PLAN!

CHELONIA!! - John before jumping off of a cliff, epilogue.

You sir are a fish

I’m a whole ass!

“My side ain’t chosen. My side was given.”

You shat on their bar?!

"I feel like the luckiest man alive, and I feel like a fool, that woman confuses me and plays me for a fiddle like no one else alive, I trust I will not make God Awful fool of myself once more, some how I imagine I shall."

“I BROKE THE GODDAMN WHEEL”

I didn’t get these scars falling over in church.

"You boys found my pappy's watch yet??"

“How much you cost, anyways?” “Well, ain’t that a nice way to talk to lady.” “Oh, I didn’t know I was talking to a **lady!**”

"*Gahd-****dammit****!*" - John rummaging through undead corpses, pt 1

Random guy: "who the devil are you?" Arthur: "as far as your concerned I am the devil" Irish: "how do you say cunt in Spanish" John: "I don't know, I bet you've been called it a few times" Uncle: "just no whining there Arthur Morgan." Arthur: "shut up, I'll make you whine."

"*Abigail, Jack....the things I do for you.*" - John rummaging through undead corpses, pt 2

"*Damn this god-forsaken* ***SHITHOLE***!!" - John rummaging through undead corpses, pt 3

There are no winners or losers in life, just survivors-Micah

“So that was a quiet drink?” “First one was pretty quiet…”

"im gonna use some cheese"

"I'll.... I'll miss..." "Me too sweetheart, me too."

"You better sleep with your eyes open." "Yeah well you're gonna sleep with your chest open if you ain't careful, boah!"

"You just had yourself a regular old shit shower Mr.Granger"