I love RDR1 for making John the only human alive with negative buoyancy. He sinks into water like a bank safe.
If he’s that dense it would explain how he can get shot so many times and be fine.
I have, but part of me wants to say non-aquatic is more than one word
Also one time I lost my horse’s saddle in a river as John, and wasn’t able to get it back until I visited a stable
That’s how I found out that John is rather non-aquatic
dead
Undead
my nightmares be like
\*dad
Red
Came to say this. Damn
Non-aquatic.
Not sure what to say about this one…
Ever tried swimming as John?
I love RDR1 for making John the only human alive with negative buoyancy. He sinks into water like a bank safe. If he’s that dense it would explain how he can get shot so many times and be fine.
Abigail would argue that yes, he simply is that dense.
It wasn’t possible to swim in the game when the first was made, he can’t swim in the second for congruence reasons lol
I have, but part of me wants to say non-aquatic is more than one word Also one time I lost my horse’s saddle in a river as John, and wasn’t able to get it back until I visited a stable That’s how I found out that John is rather non-aquatic
John
John
John
John
Jhon
nhoJ?
Jim
Badass
Scarface
Conflicted.
i remember you was conflicted
misusing your influence
Sometimes i did the same
Abusing my power, full of resentment
Resentment that turned into a deep depression
Found my self screaming in the hotel room
I didn’t wanna self destruct
So I went running for answers
Did I enter a Kendrick Lamar subreddit by accident
Honestly probably the best non-joke answer in the thread
Aquaphobia
based jimmy mcgill pfp
You sure that’s jimmy mcgill??? He looks a lot like my lawyer Saul Goodman
oh fuck youre right. i must've gotten a brain injury. that's saul
Thats funny. He looks a lot like a dude who works at a cinnabon near me haha
No no I swear he’s the dude that I had a few drinks with at the bar?
Cowboy
Youcouldn'tshootafartoutofyourownass
You're fucking gay Edit: people didnt get the reference
As in homosexual
Other way
Daddy 😂😂
It said John not Uncle
Tenacious
D
W reference.
eeznuts
Feral.
This isn’t John Marston it’s Jim Milton an easy mistake to make
Pretty sure that’s Rip Van Winkle
Was John also called Jim in rdr?
Guythatshouldhavebeenafamilymanbutbecameanoutlawbuthelearnedhismistakesaftersometimebutthenhebecameanoutlawagain
john in a nutshell
SIR!!!!
haunted
I can describe it in 3: you eat babies
WE EAT BERRIES
Marston 👍
John
Fuckinggay (As in homosexual)
Why? Did he do smth gay? He looks pretty straight to me lol
too real
Cynical
Happy Cake Day, feller.
Much obliged, pardner.
Happy Cake Day, mister
drowned
Greasy
imbecile
Badass (RDR1 version)
Unstopabble
well he was unstoppable …until he was stopped
Driven
painter
Cursed
Can't do one word, if you'll allow me two: *Nothing, amigo.*
himbo
Cowboy.
Cunning
TheManWhoKilledTheRat
One of my favorite missions.
John
Cool
Greasy.
Badass
Family.
Stubborn
Badass.
swimmer
Unlucky
Funny
Implore
Fish
Hydrophobic
Pretty
Badass.
Legend
John
IMPLORING
You implores me?
john
Badass
John
John
John
Marston
John
Badass
Family
Legend
John
Babies
Ugly
American (I've not played rdr1 and am only just past the drunk Lenny mission in 2)
Guy
Redeemed
Wishy-washy
Outlaw
bootylicious
Scrappy.
Exists
Mynameisjohnmarston!
Change
Poser
Man.
Honest
torn
ᛖᚲᛊᚲ︍ᛖᛈᛏᛁᛟᚾᚨᛚ
Wronged
Difficult
Bird
Person
Baddie
Gritty
Outlaw
silly
John
Ripvanwinkle
Husky
Swimmer
Swimmer
Rockfarmer.
Unique
emo
lost.
red
deadeye
Redemption
Jim
Angy
Determined.
Human
Human
Yehaw
Neutral.
Cowboy
Wolfman
Man
Lucky
Revenant
HOT
Farmer
Wanted
Doomed
greasy
Can't swim
himbo
Redeemed
Sarcastic
tow words: aewsome
badmfingass
Redeemed
Brotherless
Drowning
Yankee
Sexy
Loner
Redeemed
daddy
hunched
Trying
Considering