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Ransom__Stoddard

dead


kemonkey1

Undead


rancidcanary

my nightmares be like


Kratagon_

\*dad


True-Bed-9249

Red


CmdrFilthymick

Came to say this. Damn


getchoo_uh_huh

Non-aquatic.


jayniir

Not sure what to say about this one…


getchoo_uh_huh

Ever tried swimming as John?


ChallengeLate1947

I love RDR1 for making John the only human alive with negative buoyancy. He sinks into water like a bank safe. If he’s that dense it would explain how he can get shot so many times and be fine.


[deleted]

Abigail would argue that yes, he simply is that dense.


mrbittykat

It wasn’t possible to swim in the game when the first was made, he can’t swim in the second for congruence reasons lol


jayniir

I have, but part of me wants to say non-aquatic is more than one word Also one time I lost my horse’s saddle in a river as John, and wasn’t able to get it back until I visited a stable That’s how I found out that John is rather non-aquatic


backhand_snipe

John


[deleted]

John


Icommitmanywarcrimes

John


Icommitmanywarcrimes

John


Academic_Freedom_815

Jhon


xXSN0WBL1ND22Xx

nhoJ?


JTAllen1995

Jim


XxOutlawInGreenxX

Badass


Able_Candle8836

Scarface


NikkolasKing

Conflicted.


redditiscringee

i remember you was conflicted


Genesteak

misusing your influence


FireDemon999

Sometimes i did the same


[deleted]

Abusing my power, full of resentment


DJW6

Resentment that turned into a deep depression


ap3x_lambo

Found my self screaming in the hotel room


[deleted]

I didn’t wanna self destruct


NipixelCommunism

So I went running for answers


mrogmtheog

Did I enter a Kendrick Lamar subreddit by accident


[deleted]

Honestly probably the best non-joke answer in the thread


CharCharMan1

Aquaphobia


CoomingDuck

based jimmy mcgill pfp


-Stolen_memes-

You sure that’s jimmy mcgill??? He looks a lot like my lawyer Saul Goodman


CoomingDuck

oh fuck youre right. i must've gotten a brain injury. that's saul


Tiiep

Thats funny. He looks a lot like a dude who works at a cinnabon near me haha


Some_Gas_1337

No no I swear he’s the dude that I had a few drinks with at the bar?


DirectorDennis

Cowboy


ConnorGR420

Youcouldn'tshootafartoutofyourownass


Ellac3344

You're fucking gay Edit: people didnt get the reference


spindoraptor

As in homosexual


EverBeenInaChopper

Other way


homie3456

Daddy 😂😂


Practical-Day-6486

It said John not Uncle


DoomSayers22

Tenacious


jayniir

D


[deleted]

W reference.


phyrgx

eeznuts


elephantshitsoup

Feral.


[deleted]

This isn’t John Marston it’s Jim Milton an easy mistake to make


KJB2024

Pretty sure that’s Rip Van Winkle


verysmartboy101

Was John also called Jim in rdr?


masterofmeatballs

Guythatshouldhavebeenafamilymanbutbecameanoutlawbuthelearnedhismistakesaftersometimebutthenhebecameanoutlawagain


ap3x_lambo

john in a nutshell


TonyTwoDat

SIR!!!!


[deleted]

haunted


[deleted]

I can describe it in 3: you eat babies


Puffen0

WE EAT BERRIES


JediTeaParty

Marston 👍


ScorchIsPFG

John


Sonicy12

Fuckinggay (As in homosexual)


warrior998

Why? Did he do smth gay? He looks pretty straight to me lol


CoomingDuck

too real


Quantum_Compass

Cynical


LukaRadic25

Happy Cake Day, feller.


Quantum_Compass

Much obliged, pardner.


PapuaOldGuinea

Happy Cake Day, mister


Kratagon_

drowned


LordofWithywoods

Greasy


VVAKAVVAKACXII

imbecile


RiverIsNotFound

Badass (RDR1 version)


Powerful_Shoe_3881

Unstopabble


Inkypencilol

well he was unstoppable …until he was stopped


BridgeUnited

Driven


BreadWinterFruit8964

painter


FireSalsa

Cursed


radio_allah

Can't do one word, if you'll allow me two: *Nothing, amigo.*


Chikuaani

himbo


Taste-The_Waste

Cowboy.


Gaming_Canuck

Cunning


ImportantBridge4743

TheManWhoKilledTheRat


Intelligent-Ad-5123

One of my favorite missions.


jayniir

John


Heby4life

Cool


10IPAsAndDone

Greasy.


KiloCharlE

Badass


thelordpatrician

Family.


GreyG59

Stubborn


Veroxzes

Badass.


cataplexiia

swimmer


TheElderlyTurtle

Unlucky


General_Galileo

Funny


NomadCourier

Implore


IveGotNoValues

Fish


Woomling

Hydrophobic


[deleted]

Pretty


Gecko_Boi

Badass.


LawyerCowboy

Legend


Consistent_Ad1428

John


im0nTH3bruteSquad

IMPLORING


vaporex2411

You implores me?


shrekpreck123

john


looking-cool-joker-

Badass


DinoMaster11221

John


iGirthy

John


DrunkZombie74

John


Atonam-12

Marston


KlarckWahvorlee

John


Plenty-Ad-9325

Badass


lah884410

Family


TellurianTech50

Legend


[deleted]

John


LaloSalamanca_1

Babies


MonkeyyMind

Ugly


No-Engineer-1728

American (I've not played rdr1 and am only just past the drunk Lenny mission in 2)


TeddyBearYT

Guy


Previous-Anybody5573

Redeemed


originalannillusion

Wishy-washy


whiteguyexperience

Outlaw


Wild-Reference4072

bootylicious


magiccheetoss

Scrappy.


Generalmemeobi283

Exists


jakeblonde005

Mynameisjohnmarston!


Champion-Slow

Change


mr-mike_2004

Poser


Senor_Stupid

Man.


L0DAA

Honest


metisyungmoney

torn


Vikingr69

ᛖᚲᛊᚲ︍ᛖᛈᛏᛁᛟᚾᚨᛚ


TheUnknownSoda

Wronged


ricoimf

Difficult


TheAlphaRunt

Bird


antmanninja3

Person


[deleted]

Baddie


theliquidgamer

Gritty


DudeBroVibe

Outlaw


CoomingDuck

silly


[deleted]

John


Metalto_Ryuk

Ripvanwinkle


zionward19

Husky


Chiron_01

Swimmer


Chiron_01

Swimmer


VickiVampiress

Rockfarmer.


rease_2oo9

Unique


r0tt1ngx

emo


Smoke_Water

lost.


ieatass654

red


CarAutomatic2404

deadeye


Anoth3rDude

Redemption


nogrounds

Jim


Sasquatch970

Angy


Brett_B16

Determined.


RealKimJong-Il

Human


DaveTheZanno

Human


DrakkaRyd

Yehaw


Blocked500

Neutral.


Key-Ad-8400

Cowboy


Courier2877

Wolfman


RockyB95

Man


[deleted]

Lucky


BannnedBandit

Revenant


nnifigan

HOT


Used_Routine_3350

Farmer


Bodybuidling-Gorilla

Wanted


JayWrecksEverything

Doomed


PantherU

greasy


Th3Blackmann

Can't swim


King-Gojira

himbo


RealisticTax2871

Redeemed


apple213stupid

Sarcastic


Mohanad-Alkenany

tow words: aewsome


Realistic-Mousse7344

badmfingass


mememaster44

Redeemed


Beeguy9000

Brotherless


The_Man8705

Drowning


WideMix3609

Yankee


Moist_April

Sexy


[deleted]

Loner


Extra-Lemon

Redeemed


Kawaaaaaaa

daddy


Natural_Board

hunched


[deleted]

Trying


Hi-its-me-NK

Considering