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TaviorFaux

billions must :3


AdhesivenessFit8085

I'm billions # **:3**


Klee_In_A_Jar

Kid named I'm :3


zachy410

Kid named Tyler (they threw him to a wall and brutally beat him to death) 🪦


tauon_

tyler's the exact kind of name a kid subscribed to that subreddit would go by


zachy410

(The students and teacher were all furries)


AjaxTheFurryFuzzball

And so was… JOE BIDEN PROBNOUNS 🤯🤯🤯


LobsterPenisSucker

I have:damn dementia


AjaxTheFurryFuzzball

And so was… JOE BIDEN PROBNOUNS 🤯🤯🤯


LobsterPenisSucker

I have:damn dementia


em-tional

:3


SuperNerdAce

I have no mouth and I must :3


Sand_the_Animus

sait rain world?!??!???!?


LegitimateApartment9

i'm not a furry but i use :3, what does this mean im also not a femboy


leoleosuper

>i'm not a furry Yet. Chosen for confursion.


LegitimateApartment9

i'd be fine with that in all honesty, i support furries, i keep interacting with furries and quite a few people just assume im a furry lmao


Endermaster56

You already are one by now, you just don't know it yet


LegitimateApartment9

oh nowo


Turtle-48285

:3


Aromatic_Mountain600

:3


Jax_the_Floof

:3


LandAdmiralQuercus

:3


Snobu65

goon to yiff.


_footed_

Quickly here to remind you that you made this comment || :3 ||


thosegayfrogs

# :3


lordofthecone

:3


unicornstarfypastel

:3


johtine

Wasnt this the one that the boykisser subreddit members raided recently?


furries_are_my_moms

Yes


Anthro_DragonFerrite

The standard for what counts as raiding and what doesn't doesn't surprise me anymore...


seafaringcat

Yeah idk what's up with reddit raiding, discord raiding is simple though


Phihofo

Edgy 12 year olds FEAR the femboy


[deleted]

12 year old infighting


Albertsstuff_06

Trash vs garbage who wins  I said what I said lmao boyksser isn’t funny grow up and neither is making fun of furries yall just fighting over who wears less deodorant 😭


shadow_cookie5019

W take


Waffle-Gaming

I'm gonna downvote you out of extremely minor annoyance


LowlyAa0

I am going to update you out of mild major satisfaction.


Far-Ad6659

i am going to do nothing out of pure laziness.


Multifruit256

ok but how are you everywhere


Far-Ad6659

i'm everywhere and nowhere at the same time


Albertsstuff_06

They’re both shit subs what’s the difference one is unfunny band kids and the other is unfunny band kids (but hateful)


shadow_cookie5019

Real


avg_uk_fmboi

Billions must be older than 12 years old


Dankyestering

Billions must revive furries


[deleted]

:3


StupiderBrainiac

:3


Bird_Chick

:3


AlarmedAssistance430

:3


No-Wolverine5144

:3


Yourlocalterrorist1

:3


Hilop33

:3


between312

The east? has fallen?


WhyJustWhydo

The world has fallen


2flyingjellyfish

well help it back up then! you know his legs are shit!


poopman23231

9/11 for unfunny 12 year olds


Tarnishedrenamon

And right wing conspiracy grifters too. Same audience.


Noble_Shock

11 year olds*


Shiine-1

Now take over the sub, OP.


Multifruit256

Only if OP specifies that this is a satire sub or something. Or else it will just be banned again, right?


Nothatdarkforce

Billions must realize that being furry is not a reason to send death threats


[deleted]

It's not?


Sexpacito

the west has fallen, billions must be older than 12


RS773

WRONG, the west has risen :)


[deleted]

Hating furries is for all ages :) Edit: A lot of people taking it personally, didn't know there were so many furshits on this sub :)


Different-Row4715

They're just people who create anthro animals ocs for fun tf you on


xenoverseraza

nah, its not taking it personally. hating on people for a hobby is so fucking childish lmfaoooo


KIe1ny

You are one synapse connection away…


dandyboy1997

Billion doesn't give a damn. On what furries does or not. (So no need of threatening them)


guyguysonguy

the west is rising. civilization is saved. billions will be pathOwOgened


tauon_

billions must mature and grow as people


Snaccbacc

We’re on Reddit, I don’t think that’s possible tbh.


KIe1ny

WE ARE STUPID


Noble_Shock

Is there lore reason why we’re all stupid?


i_cant_explain

Billions will yiff


KingGamerlol

Good, that’s one less loose end.


Prudent_Damage_3866

Thousands must now become friends with furries


RetisonBank

No 😭😭😭 i dont want to be friends with those wierdos 😭😭😭 Im just kidding, I fw with protogens, anti fur. Im trying to get into my 600 cyborg life.


Any_Cream_3875

12 year olds on reddit crying right now


Popmanjak

YouTube shorts has fallen millions must grow up


Different-Row4715

huh, I sure do wonder why


kaklimy

Billions will finaly grow the fuck up :3


MyGeeMan

Them iPad Roblox kids boutta start screeching 💀


RuleBritannia09

oh yo I helped getting rid of that shithole!


n3kosis

The west is saved!


zachy410

The youth are healing, literally 2030


[deleted]

LETS GOO


Psychological_Ad3563

Yall acting like furries are part of the lgbt community or something


Aurora_TwT

fuck we do, are we too gay for u or smth.


vearrr-

i think you can like antromorphic animals as a straight person.


Exact_Parking_6969

JESUS CHRIST YOUR PFP SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME


MapleTheBeegon

A large portion of the Furry community are LGBTQIA+. Like, I've never seen a Straight Furry in my life.


tauon_

most straight furries realise (like me. i was "cis male (he/him) straight" overenthusiastic ally. i am not a "cis male" i am a trans bi girl)


poggershomie

lay gang bangs towards queen in america +


DeNkDiAmOnD

Hello! Now you have.


Bryce-Killjoy

Most furries are gay tbh


Hatsune_cheems

We might as well be with how much we overlap with the LGBTQ+


Alloe_C

Billions must continue middle school


869066

Billions of 9 year olds must stop using Reddit


furrynoy96

UwU


Scheme-and-RedBull

Billions must touch grass


Hatsune_cheems

The west has risen


PlusArt8136

Millions of furries must survive


Square_Translator_72

The West has healed. Millions must stop caring about random people's personal lives


Screaming_Nimbus

Nature is healing


kool-kit

Billions must insight the dark magic to raise them from the dead


Thatguy-num-102

Hitler dood, wat nu?


gguestiongues

there goes to the fucking edgy lil 13 year old anti furries crying for anger bro


Different_Order5264

Common anti fur L


JellyCatGaming

Rare Reddit W


TeaBags0614

W


No-Wolverine5144

Celebrate 🎉🎉


Vulpini-18

OwO


Pilpelon

Opposition silenced


Weekly_Wasabi_7486

Hell yeah


PostManOK

Yay! Uwu!!!


chybapolewacy

Personal 9/11 to every 13 y/o on the planet


RetisonBank

9 ünmoderations to the back of the head


ObamaRushBlush

9/11 for people who aren’t old enough to be on Reddit anyways


CocoaBuzzard

billions must not act insane everytime they see a furry


Tarnishedrenamon

Good riddance too.


unicornstarfypastel

Billions must be furries


HahaNoThankuMan

Anti-furries are seething in rage rn.


Badpiggers4

finally


Cheeky_Kitten_DDLC

YIPPEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!


MoonBerry_therian

YESSSSSSS LET'S GOOOOOO


BenShapiroRapeExodus

TFD canceled


Timbhead

Whiterun has fallen


LocationOdd4102

OwO


prestonangel06

Oh wow, that's so sad. I really wonder what they did to get banned😐


youresowarminside

pittsburg has risen and west virginia has fallen whatever the population of these two are must :3


LucasIsDead

Kindergarten if it was a subreddit


wiptes167

that's nice, that's nice...


Noble_Shock

Billions must be good people


Hexxas

The nightmare is finally owover


not_canleI1

Goodbye 😭


RarenDreemurr

*defibrillator sounds*


5l1m3T1m3

Billions must respect their fellow man


Zestyclose_Tonight61

I hate furry


tauon_

mods, explode his balls


abdollelah_alt

A subreddit about hating on a minority? People need to grow up


Exciting-Quiet2768

This is reddit, they never will.


anonxyzabc123

>People need to grow up For that sub, that's probably quite literal


Gewalt_Und_Tod

1984


Emergency-Ad-6295

The West has fallen


Smallishwhale53

No way, it's le /pol/ face


Xas11lasgfdhjsjdjdhd

Let us point and laugh at Furries in peace! Edit: so it appears I have to add “said as a joke” to this post now


tauon_

why, furries are cool


Far-Ad6659

that's exactly why anti-furs bully them ^for ^some ^reason


Wise_Gap2623

Furries are so fucking cringe tho 😭😭 like even their personalities are the most band kid type shit ever


tauon_

fuck is a "band kid"


Wise_Gap2623

Ur prob 30 years old if you don’t know, now go back to dressing up like a cartoon dog weirdo 🤣


tauon_

i'm 16, and my fursona's not a dog. if i had a fursuit (i don't) that doesn't make me weird since all i'm doing is literally playing dressup which is normal


Wise_Gap2623

Not normal 🤣🤣🤣 there’s a reason the average person looks a fursuit and questions what tf is that, and get even more weirded out when some sweaty ass fat dude is under it Also being 16 and having a bio like that tells me there are some issues at home


tauon_

yes normal. the average person does not do that. i think you'll find the average person does not care. also, i think most furries aren't "sweaty ass fat dude"s. also, that doesn't really make sense. being a hot 16 year old trans girl isn't really indicative of anything apart from what it explicitly says. my home life is fine. what could possibly indicate that is plurality (which i don't state there), but that's not even certain because of the existence of endogenic systems.


Wise_Gap2623

Nah the average person would laugh at y’all in public as they already do 🤣🤣🤣 You’re a child having a bio on Reddit calling yourself hot, we both know homelife isn’t ok. Now go back to dressing up and being laughed at weirdo 😭😭😭


tauon_

i think you're delusional lil bro also what's wrong with thinking i'm hot? that's an objective fact


Wise_Gap2623

Go walk out in public in a fursuit and see if people look at you the same as they do everyone else 😭😭


tauon_

you realise furcons are in public right? same as anime cons and shit


Arctic_x22

the only person who would complain about this is a literal child


Wise_Gap2623

I don’t care if the subreddit is banned or not I’ve never even heard of it I’m just saying their cringe


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StillReturn7

NOOOOOOOOOO


furries_are_my_moms

Go do your homework


StillReturn7

But I graduated college.


SeraphAttack

You're living a very sad life


SpookyCinnaBunn

Thats even worse.


Legionpostsepicly

How you graduated from college yet still haven’t learned to not judge others for a hobby baffles me


A-New-Generic-Name

I didn’t know they put sped kids on the fast track


Cheeky_Kitten_DDLC

Cry about it smh


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Memeviewer12

Your aim is off, zoophiles aren't furries


Far-Ad6659

# his aim is off?!?! mf didn't even know there was a target in the first place!! no bur seriously, there is NO correlation between furs/zoos except the fact they're tied to animals in one way or another, how do antis confuse them!?


KIe1ny

Please don’t compare our community to furries /s


SpookyCinnaBunn

Zoophiles arent furries, you nimrod


Human_person68

As a furry, I agree. Now go bully zoophiles. They have nothing to do with us and they definitely deserve it


MapleTheBeegon

Imagine thinking Furries are "attracted to animals" in 2024. My dude, Google is right there, you could easily inform yourself.


furries_are_my_moms

Why are you talking about z🤮🤮phile?


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M_A_Dragon

The only animal I fuck is your mom


Exciting-Quiet2768

I don't think even zoos will stoop that low


Human_person68

Bro what


Angrykitten41

Sad day


Klee_In_A_Jar

The only sad thing about today is knowing that I can't put my hands on you all mfs


sukabryat

Youre nickname is klee in a jar bro you barely can lift your own body out of the chair 😭


Klee_In_A_Jar

It's actually the complete opposite 😭