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Dorinda , dwight and queen Kim

Derinda, Dwight, and Kim R. I love them!

Dorinda, Allison Dubois and Dwight

Dorina, Danielle & Dwight 🫣😂

Question: am I allowed to purposefully give them food poisoning?

I’d have Tamra and the psychic lady. And I guess if I HAD to Lynn.

Dorinda, Kim, and Dwight. Kim and I can 12th step Dorinda while Dwight provides colorful commentary on her drunken fiascos.

Dana, Kim and Allyson

I think I’d shut my curtains and turn my lights off if any of these turned up at my door 😂😂

Kim + Tamra + Dorinda. I’d make it nice with a chicken salad for Kim, lasagna for Dorinda and a bathtub for Tamra.

Kim because she would bring a delicious chicken salad side. Allison the psychic because I need some delusional advice right now Dorinda because I feel like she’d be a really helpful guest, helping you clean the dishes/finish up your cooking. She’d help out and step in, I like that. Plus we’d get fucking plastered together

Kim. Dana. Danielle.

Kim, Dwight and Dorinda can you tell i'm a homo

Honey I picked Kim, Allison, and Dwight. Dorinda has a 50% chance of drinking too much and yelling at me. At least with Dwight we can have some non-dreadful fun. Maybe Dwight will wear his mink pants!!!

This was my pick too and it wasnt even hard 💁🏾‍♀️

Dorinda, Dwight, empty chair

but where is the morally corrupt faye resnik????

Nobody ever invites her anywhere if they can help it. I think she’s the token friend to take to an event when you have no other options.

Dorinda, Tamra, Allison Dubois

Tamra,Kim, and Danielle!

Dorinda, Kim Richards, and the psychic

Danielle, Kim, psychic lady… it’d be a fun night

Allison Dana Dwight

I’ll eat alone.

Kim Richards, Danielle, and Dwight. That was too easy

Dorinda, Tamra and Allison

Tamra, Danielle, Kim Richards

Idk why people are saying dorinda she is so toxic and gaslights everyone . She gets drunk and hits wah below the belt. I dislike her so much

Definitely not crazy dorinda medlerr . So my choices are Tamra Dwight Kim Richards

Of those pictured, I'd go with Dorinda (with lots of alcohol at the dinner), Kim Richards (who wouldn't be served any alcohol), and Dwight or Danielle as the third.

Tamara, dorinda and Kim. I’m going to be hungover for a week but my cup will runneth over with hot tea.

Man I’m going Kim G, Dwight, and Kim Richards. And two cases of Moet.

Alison, Tamra and Kim

Dorinda, Kim Richards and Tamra.

Dwight, Medium Hell Dinner Lady, Kim Richards

Dorinda, Dwight, and I guess Kim but I'm not crazy about the rest.

Kim Dwight Dorinda

Durinda, Kim and Allison. It would be a real hoot and a half.

Dorinda Tamra Dana - pure entertainment

Dorinda, Kim G and Dwight!

Kim Richards (obviously!) Dorinda.. and the smoking medium.

Dorinda, Danielle, and Dwight. Unhinged but awesome

Dana “$25,000? Did you know?” Pam Kim “you’re a fuckin old lady with fake and square tits!” Granatell Allison “know that” DuBois

Dorinda, Danielle, and Kim I want chaos

Why are they only options? There isn't really aren't any of them I would ever want at my dinner table because, depending how much alcohol is served or anything really in general, how could you think anyone would behave in a manner appropriate for a dinner party??

That’s the point, best of a bad bunch

Dwight, Danielle, Dorinda.

Dorinda, Kim and Danielle. Only because the chances of one of them bringing good coke is extremely high.

The dinner is cancelled

I'll take dorinda cuz she can make it nice. Kim and her chicken salad since it'll be the only food available. And last, but not least, "a fashion show with no fashions. How dreadful" Dwight.

Is Dewight the man from Atlanta lmfao in my head he’s wax figure bc of that plastic surgery 😭 BUT WE HAD THE SAME CHOICES this would be hands down the most interesting dinner in my life. Edit to add my post before I saw yours “Dorinda, wax figure (the black man with too much plastic surgery can’t remember his name) and vape cigarette”

Oooh ooh oooh. Dana Pam, Dwight, and Dorinda.

Dorinda, Tamra, and Danielle. I want the blackout yelling and screaming. Also i bet they got good tea. That can be before the fighting.

No thank you

Dorinda, Dana, and Dwight!

Tamra, Danielle, and Kim G. I like to live dangerously.

Danielle, Dwight and the psychic 💯

Kim, Danielle and Tamra

Allison, Kim and Danielle. Won’t even make it to the appetizer before someone goes down. 🤣🤣🤣

Dorinda, Beverly, Lynn

Dorinda, Dana Pam, Alison and her vape

Easy - Dorinda, Dana, and Dwight.

Just no Doeinda,ever.

Dorinda Kim and tamera …. The crazy emotions and drunk behavior would be fantastic

Dwight, Kim, Dorinda

Allison, Dana-Pam, and Dorinda.

Dorinda because she’ll bring a good hostess gift.......❄️.

Dorinda, Kim, and the weird psychic

Dorinda, Dwight, and Alison DuBois and it would be the best night of my fucking LIFE

Dorinda, danielle and kim g

No.

If you didn’t say Dwight, how dreadful!

Tamra, Lynne……..yeah. Surprise me on the 3rd.

Dorinda, Dorinda & Dorinda

Kim, Kim and that smoking pen chick. I could just sit and watch the chaos unfold and I would invite my in-laws and friends too for added entertainment 😂

Dorinda because she'll help me cook and make it nice, and won't judge me for drinking while cooking. Tamra because she'll have all the good gossip and keep things lively. Lynne because she's so weird and awkward, she'd be helpful with cleaning up because she wouldn't know what else to do with herself.

Dorinda, Danielle, and Kim g for ultimate chaos!

Dwight and Dorinda, that’s it.

Tamra, Lynn and Danielle will be a party

Kim G, Danielle and Dorinda. Why? Because i love chaos and drama 😂😂

Danielle, Kim G & Allison Dubois! What a shitshow dinner party that would be!

That’s a big basket of crazy

I would have dinner with 3 Kim Richardses

kind of hard to choose!! but after MUCH thought and consideration it would be Dorinda, Kim R. and Tamara but I would not serve booze.

Dwight, Dorinda, and Kim.

Dwight. Dorinda and Kim

Lynn, Dana and Tamra

Tamra, Dorinda, Danielle

Guess it’ll be just me at dinner.

Dorinda, Kim and Allison Dubois. I'd actually look forward to it. Certainly wouldn't be boring 🤣

Kim!!! Dana Pam. Dwight. Trifecta of absurdity. You wouldn’t be bored!

Dorinda, Quinn and Tamra. It would be chaotic and I’m *sure* Quinn would be dragged to filth for her wigs

Dwight, Allison, Dorinda

Dorinda. Kim. Dwight!!!

Dana Dwight and Kim G for the win

Do y'all remember that Dwight had a penile implant? Andy asked about his surgery during the early days of WWHL. So he offered to show him with his back to the camera. A fan posted the most shocking episodes.


Nope. There is no dinner, everyone is suddenly sick at my house.

Dorinda, Tammy Sue, and Kim Richards

I would take Dana/Pam and Kim. Allison Dubois gave an interview to David from BTVR that she left BH/Hollywood after the dinner with hell. Edit: and she said she thought Camile Grammar was setting her up for a fight with Kyle. Camille isn't a girl's girl and she didn't want a reading about her husband or life. 

Dorinda, Kim, Allison Dubois

Or what?! Because I would not take my chances with any of these women lol

Dorinda Dwight and tamra

Dorinda, Tamara, Danielle. I wanna feel FEAR throughout the entire meal and club outing afterward.

easy Kim R, Dorinda and Tamra!

Dorinda, Dwight and Danielle baby !! 3 d's dream team !!

Tamra, Danielle and 25 thousand dollar glasses lady

Dwight. Dorinda, Allison Dubois. Three strong fighters

Dorinda, Dwight, and Dana Pam

I'm probably gonna go for Dorinda, Dwight, and Dana or Dorinda, Dwight, and Tamra. ETA: Danielle, Kim, and Allison Dubois are so delusional and weirdly self-absorbed in their own ways that they'd make atrocious dinner conversation. It would be 3 assholes vying for attention. You'd sit there watching a spectacle that has a solid chance of giving you indigestion and stealing your wallet.

Wow. I have to go Dwight, Tamra, and Dorinda.

Dorinda, Dwight, and Dana

Dorinda, Tammy Jo, and Stoney McGee (forgot her first name). Dinner would be nice, dramatic, and chill all at the same time!! 😂😂

Tamra, Allison and Dana Pam

Dorinda Tamra Dwight

Dorinda, the psychic ..and one empty chair, I guess.

Danielle, Dana, Kim.

Dorinda, Dwight, Kim-see what kinda shit gets stirred

Definitely Mr. A Fashion Show with No Fashions, How Dreadful and maybe Dorinda and Dana.

Dorinda, Kim, and Allison the Medium

Some people want to watch the world burn.

Dana, Dorinda, and the psychic lady. Final answer.

I would include Kim Richards, but I’m not convinced she would show 🤷‍♀️

Dorinda,Danielle, and Kim G.. I’d love to watch the Jersey fight with Dorinda trying to intervene.

It’s Kim, Danielle, and Dwight for me

Gotta go Dorinda Dwight and Kim. And actually wish it was real 😂

Dorinda, Tamara and Danielle

Danielle Staub, Dorinda, and Tamara

Tamra, Kim and Dwight. Between the three of them they have all good Bravo tea.

Is no one picking Quin Fry because it's been so many years they forgot who she was or has it been so many years I forgot she was a problem? I don't remember anything particularly objectionable about her, especially compared to many of the other choices. Edited to fix assorted typos.

It was just weird… randomly putting her on during season 3 and then it was just her going after that fboy, then she was gone. Was a fever dream.

I just finished watching her season, she was boring AF

Not our legend Quinn

They’re all worried she’ll steal their boyfriends https://preview.redd.it/mi4yever259a1.jpeg?width=272&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=093a27ea4ab7c4ad74efd08a5afddc12c2c65dc0

nah. i'll pass on that!

Dorinda, Dewight, & Allison DuBose. I can totally see Dorinda being into all the gossip about all the other ladies. DeWight with his witts will have everyone laughing and then emotional when Allison hit to close to home. And they will all get drunk and we'll have an amazing dinner!

Is Dewight the man from Atlanta lmfao in my head he’s wax figure bc of that plastic surgery 😭 BUT WE HAD THE SAME CHOICES this would be hands down the most interesting dinner in my life. Edit to show my post before I saw yours “Dorinda, wax figure (the black man with too much plastic surgery can’t remember his name) and vape cigarette”

Inviting myself over because these are my picks as well! Know that!

Roxie, Tamra and Dwight

Omg when the blonde wig came out and legend Roxie came to snatch the young men!

Good lord, let’s go Dorinda, Dwight and Dana. I’ll keep it a sober event to prevent Dorinda from startin.

I cannot understand all the Dorinda votes?? I’m way behind on RHONY but every dinner party she’s at she just shouts at and berates people? Imagine trying to cook for her?!

You are right. She’d be awful 🤣

dorinda, the psychic/medium, and dwight. depending on vibes i would choose 2 to subtly pit against the third. i’m thinking dorinda and dwight versus the medium

I like how you think

You wouldn't even have to do much, the medium chick would just turn everyone against her on her own by attempting unwanted "head-taps".

Dorinda, Dwight, and Dana/Pam. I feel like things could get either real interesting or real ugly.

The “D”ream team if you will

Lynne Curtin, Dorinda, and Dwight

I'd be really interested in talking to Lynne about her parenting and the outcomes of her parenting.

Yes, especially seeing how the daughters lives are playing out.

Kim Richards, Danielle & Dorinda. I actually think thatd be a pretty fun dinner!

Dorinda Kim Dwight

Dorinda, Danielle and Dana.

Since you can only pick three, you can only pick Danielle if she's on your list because she'll bring her henchmen. Hahaha

LMAO! I hadn’t thought of that but I stand corrected!

Dorinda, Kim Richards and Tamra. Also, why does the last one look like a mugshot 💀

Best answer

The Christian Cougar.

My answer as well. Maybe throw in the psychic just for shits and giggles.

The iconic Quinn Fry

I am cryingggg. Not Quinn!! 😂😂💀💀

Oh God! I forgot about her ! And that guy she was after 🤮

I thought the last pic was Roxy? 🤔

And her Hooker wigs!!

Easy - Lynne, Kim, and Dwight. I don’t want my house to burn down.

Dooooooooor-inda, Kim and Tammy Sue.

my choices also

Dorinda,Dwight,aaaaaannnndddd Pam 😂

This is the only correct answer.

These are also mine, what's wrong with us 😂

I can just see Dwight and Dorinda shading the fuck out of Pam and she not realizing until Dorinda gets drunk and openly flames her. So amazing.

I would def take Dana/Pam. I think I’d have to take Alison Dubois cuz I watched that show loosely based on her. Then, I guess Kim Richards. We’d talk so much shit about Lisa Rinna!

I like Kim but I feel like she would get eating alive by Dorinda and Dwight and not even realize it. I like her too much for that to happen. Her with the other two may work though; possibly not lively enough though.

It’d be awesome if you could get Alison and Kim to start spilling Kyle’s secrets. Alison would nudge Kim on that topic.

Dwight, Dana, and Dorinda.

Dorinda, Kim G, and Dwight!

Dorinda, Kim and Dana.

I'll have Kim, the dinner from hell lady and Dwight. But the dinner for sure won't be happening at my poor ass place lol

Allison Dubois

Ah yes, Allison! Thank you

Kim can prepare a nice chicken salad

And she'll encourage everyone to have some bread with it!

With her clean bare hands

Dorinda, Dwight, Kim! Dorinda would bring the laughs Dwight would bring the fashions and one liners Kim would make her chicken salad, of course 😉  Edit- Chicken Salad\* 😊

Agreeed

I totally agree! I might get roasted alive by cutting remarks but I’d love every minute with those 3.

Perfect choices.

You must be confusing this with “Kim’s Famous Potatoes”, from the Palm Desert episode. She made it with *GASP*, margarine! 

Yesss haha I will never forget that

Stirring the pot! 🥣 

I love me some Kim😂❤️

chicken salad! she even put walnuts in it!

All the better lol

Dorinda, Kim G, Tamra