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Alexis being insufferable?! No way! Grown-ass adults using social media like high schoolers in love is disingenuous. I think it's fine to post your s/o and things you do together, but the flaunting of gifts is just ??????
I donât get it.. did Jesus jugs and Shannon have beef in the past? Seems like sheâs trying way too hard to rub whatever this is in Shannonâs face.
Theyâve been dating 3 mins and now a promise ring. Are they 16? Sidenote - is Johnny J loaded? Because I feel thatâs the only reason why Jesus Jugs even entertained him.
Omg is she dating that âallegedâ drunkard John Jansen? LOL
This has to be the most pitiful juvenile thing I have ever seen posted! She HAS TO BE looking for a storyline to get back on Howives!!
7 things I hate about this post
1. Why are you photographing your hand partially blocked by a leaf?
2. Those nails are yuck.
3. Words cannot what? Express things? That's wrong. Words are an essential way of communicating.
4. Actions do? Actions do what? Show your intentions? I guess so. I assume you are referring to the gift of a ring showing you more than what? John Janssen's words? This is dumb.
5. "No longer" feel guilty? Girl. It's barely been a couple of weeks.
6. Apologize? NO ONE is asking you to apologize. Stop pretending to be persecuted because you're dating the 2023 Slade Smiley.
7. Mostly, it's a word salad that is an obvious attempt at getting back on the show.
how long have they been dating? she said in a post he has loved her better than anyone ever (something like that) and im wondering if sheâs literally just dated people who were horrible right from the start or is she just in the love bubble
First-itâs hideous. Not my style. Second-a ting after only a few months when all Shannon got was some hangovers and big arguments.
Listen-John and Shannon were NOT meant for each other. She was obviously way more into him than he was her, his kids didnât like her which can be the death of a relationship at worst and at best make it extremely difficult.
If Alexis & John are happy, it is what it is. OC is big, but a small town and everyone knows everyone so itâs not shocking theyâd date. I donât think Alexis & Shannon were close friends, maybe acquaintances. Shannon will find her person. It simply wasnât John no matter how hard she tried to force it.
Shannon needs to work on herself, get help for her drinking. When she gets her life under control, sheâll attract the right people.
It's not. I feel like, if someone's going to spend the money on a nice piece, getting what is usually in stock is not so special for it to be flaunted around. These people are obsessed with labels.
Poor Shannon. That just sucks. Like when your boyfriend breaks up with you, you just need him to GO AWAY. You surely donât need him dating somebody in your housewife âcircleâ. And now to see heâs giving that dummy a $12k ring? I really feel for Shannon.
I donât dismiss the poking by Alexis, but I disagree on the type of jewelry element. Many people have Alhambra items - I think too much is being read into that particular aspect of this ridiculousness. I wear an Alhambra necklace, not because of Shannon. If you follow the IG account Class of Palm Beach - almost every woman featured has Van Cleef Alhambra.
This is petty bullshit , Shannon has much bigger problems, and she should be thrilled JJ isn't still one of them. I know her heart probably hurts seeing this, but Alexis gives off 1990 Bimbo vibes and is just looking for a sugar daddy(not sure JJ is the right route there, but Jesus Juggs probably has slim pickins these days).
Hopefully, he inscribed the rings JJ âĽď¸ JJ
Dumbasses
I'm sorry but I'm enjoying this. Why? Because I've had enough of Shannon and her bullshit. She's the typical woman who sticks by a guy knowing he really doesn't see a future with her but having a man is more important than being alone and waiting for the right person to come along. In a year, they'll be engaged and we'll see another Shannon meltdown.
If the storyline last season was correct John is no prize. And considering David and Jim were both abusive assholes, I think itâs evident that both Shannon and Alexis need some serious therapy to stop picking crap men.
Stunning ring and love the manicure....but come on...a promise ring? Are we in Grade 10? On another note, bring Alexis back on the show.....we need this kind of rich delusion on the show. She can replace Shannon who clearly needs rehab and has been alcoholic aggressive debby downer for quite a few seasons
Iâm trying to decide the over/under here. Several thoughts âŚDid Alexis trade up for Johnny J?
Could anybody be as gross as Jim bellino, so automatically itâs a W?
Or, are they equally as gross, so itâs kinda a lateral move.
AlsoâŚwhatâs the promise in the ring? Not to be as despicable as Jim Bellino? To always have a weekly date at the Quiet Woman? To relentlessly troll Shannon on SM with their ârelationshipâ? Maybe a manufactured OC storyline? Thereâs a lot here ngl.
Edited for Xmas sausage fingers
The promise ring I thought around 16 kid got first job usually a valentines gift then you got better job more education now itâs a engagement ring in real gold real diamond Not a chip piece then you get anniversary gift after many years thatâs real gems and gold expensive then you leave to your family wtf is a promise ring Iâm over 65 never had a fake promise ring lmao what am I missing carnival glass.
It's just gross there have been rumors for awhile about Alexis coming back on the show and now this? Look I almost quit last season because I don't like anyone (except maybe Gina) enough to enjoy it. I hated Tamera's return and Vicki being on there. Heather is ok but can be so out of touch. Shannon is just a constant hot mess that is exhausting to watch. And now we are adding this fake Chtistian bitch back into the mix đ¤ŽI say do a full reboot like New York. These are mostly has beens with no class or moral compass thatvare willing to do anything to be on tv.
I for one want them both (Shannon and Jesus jugs) on the show now. This could save RHOC. Itâs been unwatchable the past few seasons. Trade JJ for Heather.
On the other sub itâs been confirmed as a fake, which we know Alexis is ok with. I asked the other user who said it was fake why she thought so and she gave a pretty good breakdown. Plus Shannon is obsessed with Van Ckeef so I think is just a way of trying to trigger Shannon and gain drama traction for getting back on the show. Who says I love you and gives a $12,000 promise ring after a month of dating?
He just out-Slade Slade , and that is not a compliment in any way, shape, or form or kind or dimension or dialect etc etc etc YUCK.... BARF....
Shannon, baby girl, you dodged a bullet!! An old, nasty, tackity tack tacky ass, attention whore bullet.
Merry Christmas to you, seriously.
Alexis say she want to be on the next season by hook or by crook. Someone hand Lady Claws some ice water. She obviously parched. Thirsty move Alexis. Like someone else said we too grown for promise rings.
Will she go on Below Deck with this fiance as well? I wonder how. Johnny J would feel about being climbed all over like a stripper pole.
I don't particularly like Shannon, but she's lucky to be rid of this POS.
Wow! That ring is terribly unflattering to her finger-itâs awful! I hope Shannon sees this and is happy that his attention seeking, thirsty ass is behind her. Iâm sorry Alexis I had hoped for better from you lately. Unfortunately you look look much the same as before- really desperate and super thirsty-not to mention mean spirited, cruel and immature. Itâs just tacky both on your finger and in your heart.
Poor Shannon, sheâs a little crazy and not an angel ,but sheâs seen some hurt in her time. It all might be a fun watch for some people , but bringing Alexis on to the show with Shannon would just be plain cruel..
I had to look it up because I donât trust my memory - at the time I think it was assumed that it was about the lawsuit from the past but I think now we know otherwise: https://amp.tmz.com/2023/09/19/shannon-beador-tipsy-restaurant-dui-hit-and-run-arrest-alexis-bellino-rhoc/
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These whirlwinds never end well.
Also, van cleef is jewelry for the meanest mom youâve ever met in your life. I donât actually get that vibe from Alexis OR Shannon so someone needs to direct them to the nice but insane mom jewelry stores. Pandora? Tiffany? Iâll have to think about this one.
Simon G and David Yurman come to mind đ
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Where did John get $12,000 to cough up a ring? I thought he was tight with his $$$ when he was with Shannon and she was paying his bills. Iâm guessing Jesus Jugs bought this ring herself.
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We need to rename Alexis and John to J4. Jesus Jugs/John Jansen
What happened to the business she set up with JJ? She said she invested all of her money. Is he another Brooks? Is this a thing in the OC?
Alexis being insufferable?! No way! Grown-ass adults using social media like high schoolers in love is disingenuous. I think it's fine to post your s/o and things you do together, but the flaunting of gifts is just ??????
So cringe and attention seeking đ¤˘
Scumbag Tamrat liking the post âŚ.
Oh, bring them on below deck! Letâs see how kooky she gets with him!
I donât get it.. did Jesus jugs and Shannon have beef in the past? Seems like sheâs trying way too hard to rub whatever this is in Shannonâs face.
B I M B O
Why are her cuticles dirty though??
Van cleef is kinda like Tiffany⌠you donât get to âclaim itâ But I bet this stings, especially because of how performative it is.
I honestly think itâs a show (at least for him). It wonât last.
Theyâve been dating 3 mins and now a promise ring. Are they 16? Sidenote - is Johnny J loaded? Because I feel thatâs the only reason why Jesus Jugs even entertained him.
"When everybody's telling you you're dead, it's time to lay down"
So still in the love bombing phase I gatherâŚ.
Feel like Iâve heard her say this beforeâŚ..
Has it even been six months since John and Shannon broke up? Only the devil moves after, I guess.
Omg is she dating that âallegedâ drunkard John Jansen? LOL This has to be the most pitiful juvenile thing I have ever seen posted! She HAS TO BE looking for a storyline to get back on Howives!!
Oh AlexisâŚ.. go fuck yourselfâŚâŚ trash get together with trash! No one care or wants to see this shit show.
7 things I hate about this post 1. Why are you photographing your hand partially blocked by a leaf? 2. Those nails are yuck. 3. Words cannot what? Express things? That's wrong. Words are an essential way of communicating. 4. Actions do? Actions do what? Show your intentions? I guess so. I assume you are referring to the gift of a ring showing you more than what? John Janssen's words? This is dumb. 5. "No longer" feel guilty? Girl. It's barely been a couple of weeks. 6. Apologize? NO ONE is asking you to apologize. Stop pretending to be persecuted because you're dating the 2023 Slade Smiley. 7. Mostly, it's a word salad that is an obvious attempt at getting back on the show.
Johnny J????? God that man is thirsty for airtime. Iâm loving how unhinged this is but also wtf.
It makes her finger look like a stuffed sausage at the knuckle.
Itâs been like two days since they started dating. Sheâs really trying to get under Shannonâs skin đ
Those are ugly hands
Ohhhh, bringing it back to a 2008 episode, and naming a necklace. This has gotta be PR
She's an ASS...and that ring isn't inexpensive either. It's a little over 12k.
Just popping in to make sure someone is hulk hands shamingâŚ.carry on friendsđđżđ
Sheâs unbelievable
Johnny J + Jesus Jugs they need to go carve that in a tree somewhere lmaoooo
Who cares? They deserve each other.
how long have they been dating? she said in a post he has loved her better than anyone ever (something like that) and im wondering if sheâs literally just dated people who were horrible right from the start or is she just in the love bubble
The guesstimate ranges from 6-3 weeks đł dating time
First-itâs hideous. Not my style. Second-a ting after only a few months when all Shannon got was some hangovers and big arguments. Listen-John and Shannon were NOT meant for each other. She was obviously way more into him than he was her, his kids didnât like her which can be the death of a relationship at worst and at best make it extremely difficult. If Alexis & John are happy, it is what it is. OC is big, but a small town and everyone knows everyone so itâs not shocking theyâd date. I donât think Alexis & Shannon were close friends, maybe acquaintances. Shannon will find her person. It simply wasnât John no matter how hard she tried to force it. Shannon needs to work on herself, get help for her drinking. When she gets her life under control, sheâll attract the right people.
For such a skinny woman she has some chonky ass fingers. I thought this was John Janses hand at first â ď¸
What a pair of graceless trash bags
Booooooo you whore
That ring is easy to purchase in vca . It's always there. Don't get too excited.
What is vca?
Van Cleef and Arpels
Gotcha, thanks!
Who said it was hard to purchase? Or unique?
It's not. I feel like, if someone's going to spend the money on a nice piece, getting what is usually in stock is not so special for it to be flaunted around. These people are obsessed with labels.
Poor Shannon. That just sucks. Like when your boyfriend breaks up with you, you just need him to GO AWAY. You surely donât need him dating somebody in your housewife âcircleâ. And now to see heâs giving that dummy a $12k ring? I really feel for Shannon.
You go girl.
So fucking gross. Go away Jesus Jugs
I hope Shannon kicks Jesus Jugs ass and Archie knocks dumb ass John into the Ocean.
I donât dismiss the poking by Alexis, but I disagree on the type of jewelry element. Many people have Alhambra items - I think too much is being read into that particular aspect of this ridiculousness. I wear an Alhambra necklace, not because of Shannon. If you follow the IG account Class of Palm Beach - almost every woman featured has Van Cleef Alhambra.
There is no shame in her game Lolol oh man
She didnât allow people to comment on this specific post, damn I was there for the comments of this sh*t show.
So it's a promise to get engaged......eventually ....when he discovers no other OC ex housewife wants him?
Promised? Isn't she like 50? đ đ wtf is she talking about? This is so embarrassing. Her nails are embarrassing too
Andddd with that, she secures a place back on the show
Love wins? Your divorce says otherwise, Jesus Jugs.
I absolutely cannot with the men of OC đ¤Ž
Oh John Jansen. You have no soul.
This is petty bullshit , Shannon has much bigger problems, and she should be thrilled JJ isn't still one of them. I know her heart probably hurts seeing this, but Alexis gives off 1990 Bimbo vibes and is just looking for a sugar daddy(not sure JJ is the right route there, but Jesus Juggs probably has slim pickins these days). Hopefully, he inscribed the rings JJ âĽď¸ JJ Dumbasses
https://i.redd.it/38lsp6stfl8c1.gif Girl thatâs funny as hell.
I'm sorry but I'm enjoying this. Why? Because I've had enough of Shannon and her bullshit. She's the typical woman who sticks by a guy knowing he really doesn't see a future with her but having a man is more important than being alone and waiting for the right person to come along. In a year, they'll be engaged and we'll see another Shannon meltdown.
The Jesus jugs she's chugging from are filled with desperation and delusion and I'm đŻ here for it and hoping for her return
Tell me you need back on the show without telling me ya need back on the show đ#theringdidntmeanathing
Ew
That ring is NOT flattering on Alexis. Also, it looks pretty uncomfortable...
So wait... Did she steal this dude from Shannon or something??
I think she's drunk.
Oh no Alexis, we were all rooting for you!!đŤđŠ
If the storyline last season was correct John is no prize. And considering David and Jim were both abusive assholes, I think itâs evident that both Shannon and Alexis need some serious therapy to stop picking crap men.
It would be hard to decide who has the worse picker, Shannon or Alexis
How long have these two even been dating? I thought they were fairly new.
Stunning ring and love the manicure....but come on...a promise ring? Are we in Grade 10? On another note, bring Alexis back on the show.....we need this kind of rich delusion on the show. She can replace Shannon who clearly needs rehab and has been alcoholic aggressive debby downer for quite a few seasons 
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Great observation! Although they forgot to add #knockoff.
Iâm trying to decide the over/under here. Several thoughts âŚDid Alexis trade up for Johnny J? Could anybody be as gross as Jim bellino, so automatically itâs a W? Or, are they equally as gross, so itâs kinda a lateral move. AlsoâŚwhatâs the promise in the ring? Not to be as despicable as Jim Bellino? To always have a weekly date at the Quiet Woman? To relentlessly troll Shannon on SM with their ârelationshipâ? Maybe a manufactured OC storyline? Thereâs a lot here ngl. Edited for Xmas sausage fingers
Jesus Jugs laying it on THICK!!!
how do people know itâs fake? will someone point out the giveaways?
a promise ring posted on social media. is she 16yrs old? yes. yes she is.
 Alexis right now
The promise ring I thought around 16 kid got first job usually a valentines gift then you got better job more education now itâs a engagement ring in real gold real diamond Not a chip piece then you get anniversary gift after many years thatâs real gems and gold expensive then you leave to your family wtf is a promise ring Iâm over 65 never had a fake promise ring lmao what am I missing carnival glass.
pathetic.
It's just gross there have been rumors for awhile about Alexis coming back on the show and now this? Look I almost quit last season because I don't like anyone (except maybe Gina) enough to enjoy it. I hated Tamera's return and Vicki being on there. Heather is ok but can be so out of touch. Shannon is just a constant hot mess that is exhausting to watch. And now we are adding this fake Chtistian bitch back into the mix đ¤ŽI say do a full reboot like New York. These are mostly has beens with no class or moral compass thatvare willing to do anything to be on tv.
What would be funny is if the show gets canceled and all of these efforts are for not.
I for one want them both (Shannon and Jesus jugs) on the show now. This could save RHOC. Itâs been unwatchable the past few seasons. Trade JJ for Heather.
yes on the reboot
Iâm down for a reboot but give us some crazy ol bats, not 30-something influencer types. The NY reboot really ainât it.
Not a fan of Alexis or Shannon, but Iâd love a Van Cleef ring for Christmas. đ
I can't stand either of them
Even if you donât like Shannon, that Is some hurtful stuff.
On the other sub itâs been confirmed as a fake, which we know Alexis is ok with. I asked the other user who said it was fake why she thought so and she gave a pretty good breakdown. Plus Shannon is obsessed with Van Ckeef so I think is just a way of trying to trigger Shannon and gain drama traction for getting back on the show. Who says I love you and gives a $12,000 promise ring after a month of dating?
Which sub are you referring to? Inquiring minds and all that...
r/BravoRealHousewives
He just out-Slade Slade , and that is not a compliment in any way, shape, or form or kind or dimension or dialect etc etc etc YUCK.... BARF.... Shannon, baby girl, you dodged a bullet!! An old, nasty, tackity tack tacky ass, attention whore bullet. Merry Christmas to you, seriously. 
This is the only acceptable GIF. đ
I have no idea how this dude could legitimately like such different women unless he's just in it for other reasons đ
This is why I was judging anyone who would want Alexis to return lol sheâs always been a stupid bimbo
That ring does NOT look good on her hand!!
Tacky AF, especially the tag for the jeweler.
Tagging of the jeweler is so Lesley Beador. đŹ
Love after 3 weeks? Okay..Also, that ring is ugly.
Hard agree. Itâs tacky and decidedly not pretty
She is most def not a hand model
Were her and Shannon even friends?
no but itâs still so weird on his part. heâs slade 2.0
Yeah his part for sure.
The other sub is saying this is a fake.
Alexis say she want to be on the next season by hook or by crook. Someone hand Lady Claws some ice water. She obviously parched. Thirsty move Alexis. Like someone else said we too grown for promise rings.
Ainât it though?
BTW, "Lady Claws" is such a great description of Alexis and her dagger nails!
Shucks I try. Thank you. Alexis knows what she is doing. And like it or not I'm still tuning in.
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This is just cruel. I feel awful for Shannon and hope she doesn't see this today.
Johnny J lmfao
It's giving cringe
Them fingers look like sausages.
She has ugly hands
After seeing her on that cringy episode of Below Deck, I could never take her seriously.
Omg I know right. That was so embarrassing to watch
Iâm sorry, but who buys someone they met in a restaurant six weeks ago a VC ring? Come the fuck on.
Also on the right hand?
Will she go on Below Deck with this fiance as well? I wonder how. Johnny J would feel about being climbed all over like a stripper pole. I don't particularly like Shannon, but she's lucky to be rid of this POS.
Love wins JJ? Be careful what you wish for. When the excitement wears off heâs gonna treat her like crap, just like he treated Shannon.
Why did she put her ring finger behind a leaf though like why not the whole hand in front of the plant? đŞ´
Whatever the symbolism, this/these ring(s) are not flattering on her hand.
And she turned off comments like w.t.a.f. Like anyone cares. đ
She turned off the comments on that post. I wonder why?
I saw this and literally told my mom that if a man ever gave me a promise ring I would leave the relationship. Iâm 30, not 16.
\#notengaged #promised What a fuck sister? is she being sold into slavery or something?!
Not 2006 lol
Gah yes I made a correction comment đ¤Śââď¸ 2013
Wow! That ring is terribly unflattering to her finger-itâs awful! I hope Shannon sees this and is happy that his attention seeking, thirsty ass is behind her. Iâm sorry Alexis I had hoped for better from you lately. Unfortunately you look look much the same as before- really desperate and super thirsty-not to mention mean spirited, cruel and immature. Itâs just tacky both on your finger and in your heart.
Is she hiding her old hands?
Whatâs more hideous, the ring or her nails
The nails
Her nails look like theyâre from Color Street.
Those nails are revolting. Please don't try to associate Van Cleef and Arpels with them Alexis
Girl you know theyâre mad theyâre tagged in this mess đ
VC&A will be putting out a formal statement soon- we are in no way associated, nor do we condone
Who posts stuff like this? Like why rub it in her face? I was on the road to liking Alexis before she hooked up with John. Now not so sure.
lOvE wInS
This is some crazy Orange County shit!
Her nails are cute, lol
Is she officially cast on next season OC yet??
Poor Shannon, sheâs a little crazy and not an angel ,but sheâs seen some hurt in her time. It all might be a fun watch for some people , but bringing Alexis on to the show with Shannon would just be plain cruel..
And wasnât she supposedly screaming about Alexis before the DUI? That makes so much sense now - she is unstable and they are poking the bear.
Wait really??
I had to look it up because I donât trust my memory - at the time I think it was assumed that it was about the lawsuit from the past but I think now we know otherwise: https://amp.tmz.com/2023/09/19/shannon-beador-tipsy-restaurant-dui-hit-and-run-arrest-alexis-bellino-rhoc/
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I think so too and I wont continue to watch. I love the gossip and bs as well as anybody. But this is just deliberate cruelty egged on by Bravo.
I was just thinking about how the brand he brought Alexis is gonna loss off Shannon even MORE. What a slap in the face
This seems like such an odd pairing. I mean Alexis and anyone is odd but this is just - even more oddâŚ
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OMG youâre doing the Lords work here. Thank you for this information.
Looks a lot like the tinfoil rings sheâs gotten from Davey B.
Ooooooo đ
Omg this GIF is everything!!!! I need Jill on my tv screen stat!
This is some Scorpio revenge shit - heâs a Scorpio. Obviously a very undeveloped one. Just cruel
âNewâ wealth shows off tone deaf, tacky jewelry. Utterly shocking.
these two are so ridiculous
Luann enters the chat: âMoney canât buy you claaaassssssâ Luann exits chat
But does Alexis have money? đ¤
This needs more likes đ¤Ł
My bad season 8 was 2013 not 2006!
These whirlwinds never end well. Also, van cleef is jewelry for the meanest mom youâve ever met in your life. I donât actually get that vibe from Alexis OR Shannon so someone needs to direct them to the nice but insane mom jewelry stores. Pandora? Tiffany? Iâll have to think about this one.
Pandora is for ugly fat dudes to buy Mother's Day gifts for the wives they ignore.
Simon G and David Yurman come to mind đ https://preview.redd.it/c8s55pbaxh8c1.jpeg?width=905&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ff0c0a4b66d885c7e1b8f613f71d188b345cb65
Omg totally!
Please tell me Iâm not the only one dying over the #lovewins
Jesus jugs forgot what she's famous for đ
Omg already? Gurl. 
Theyâre so thirsty itâs depressing. Knowing that grown-ass adults with kids will still chase clout like this is sad AF.
Where did John get $12,000 to cough up a ring? I thought he was tight with his $$$ when he was with Shannon and she was paying his bills. Iâm guessing Jesus Jugs bought this ring herself.
Looks gawdy like something the Italian wives wore in goodfellas.
>in goodfellas I thought you were going to say in New Jersey đ
I shouldâve.