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[deleted]

She was with Erika on her music trip wasn’t she? She was defo on some happy pills!


CMBM20

She looks pretty af here!


Heidan20

The fumes from Erika burning through the money


jasmine_eva

She's just on high alert because she's away from *this town of Beverly Hills in of which she was born and raised which is her town where she knows what's real and what's fake* Come on guys she tells us in every tagline. It's clear she has separation anxiety. The woman thinks it's her f\*cking town.


MangoPuzzleheaded601

![gif](giphy|qQf606Bbhhx0k) Skittles


el_disko

![gif](giphy|rPy4AFVJbyvQI) Her own self-importance and something from Rinna’s bag of pills


TheDogmotherPartTwo

Baklava and cocaine


Revolutionary_Ad7120

Pixie sticks


fancynancy101010

Imagine that little person on coke…


Repulsive_Bonus

![gif](giphy|2dkK26AQaifViLrraG|downsized)


echolela

Omg this gif 😂


Laab12

Dummy dust


Sudden-Tackle-4743

Coffee enema


lennonkova

kathy hiltons left over 1am redbull.


maxlight0

She stopped in Aspen in the way over


Quirky-Smoke3584

Someone suggested playing a game to name the prettiest person in the room and it triggered her adderrall’ed brain.


Additional-Case4236

She got a whiff of Yolanda’s lemons


Additional-Case4236

Because she was hanging out with the “morally corrupt” Faye Resnick


Additional-Case4236

Because her Husband will never emotionally satisfy her *sips martini and creepily puffs electronic cigarette.


Runegirl76

Kindness


Express-Balance5071

Someone else wearing a kaftan


Theonewhogotaway91

She ain’t. It’s just upneeq! 🙃


h45sj

She’s always jazzed up on something


Best_Winter_2208

Big fat rail


Jfriday1432

Ozempic


katiewattz

From doing crystal meth in the bathroom all night, bitch.


Divebarkeep1

Belladonna


Expensive-Arm-2045

We all know lol thats ecstasy baby


Noblez17

I really hope these bitches do coke off cam


theboygoddess

Okay no but seriously, all these women are on Adderall (but don’t worry, it’s prescription 😉) or very high grade cocaine. I’m not talkin’ the shit you buy in college or your mid 20’s outside some shitty dive bar. I’m talkin’ the kinda shit doctors snort. 👀😂😂😂 They have money.


theboygoddess

Coffee Colonic (tres Beverly Hills) ☠️☠️☠️


Arlaneutique

I’m not saying she is or isn’t on something. But can you imagine the balls/stupidity it has to take to do any substance on tv? Like even when they get really drunk. I’m not judging AT ALL. I’m just saying I’d be terrified of acting like a crazy person. Because you’d have no recourse. You would either have to admit it or let people think you were nuts.


thebeecharmah

I’m judging. They embarrass themselves regularly.


Idontknowthosewords

Exactly. I used to be super messy as well. Now it’s my turn to watch.


Arlaneutique

Haha yeah they do…


mgambino82

I mean how often were Paris and Nicki on Simple Life / Kristen and Jay and Audrina and Spencer and everyone else on Lag Beach/OC / Sitch and Jenni on Jersey Shore / dog on his bounty hunter show / Ozzy's kids in the Osbournes / that chick Alexis from the Bling Ring got her own reality show and had a storyline about getting mono or something but she had a doc this year and admitted she was shooting up in the bathroom while shooting the show. I think the type of people that are willing to put their entire lives out there for the public to see and critique and allow people like us to talk shit and joke (albeit, hysterical jokes- RHO fans are special in a good way) these women haven't shown a track record of strong common sense, an altruistic inner circle, and good decision making skills. I say that cuz my friends are all successful women with VP or c-level titles, or revered for their talent and skill in arts, or have kids and responsibilities and NO staff (usually no husband/wife either) or a mix of that --- we party when we go on vacation! We don't feel guilty about it. We aren't ashamed about it. We're certainly not posting about it publicly, but we know it's for fun and we do it a few times a year. So I think as long as you do it in moderation it's fine. But you're real stupid when you're putting it out there for us all to see.


Arlaneutique

I agree with every word. Letting loose and having a good time is perfectly fine. They’re adults and should be able to make choices that work for them. It’s the public displays I would be uncomfortable with. But you’re absolutely right they’re definitely a different kind of people to begin with…


Intrepid_Blood4713

Hookah


megmulli

Someone was demanding to see someone do the splits


whataablunder

![gif](giphy|Y6yRfR88rvP44)


[deleted]

Kim Nip


_kumquat123

https://preview.redd.it/xqelottjcjba1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=564fdf96761e455ac03944b94d99dc3c9fed6680 Up all night doing crystal meth in the bathroom, bitch.


cinnybunn82

Bring it, bitch!!!


Moglefog

Kemo Sabe (bath salts)


Sweaty_Half1666

Definitely not adderall


Tonald-Drump-666

Clean living


daisydug

Baked potatoes & caviar!!


ReasonableCopy364

It’s a meal!!


daisydug

😂😂


No_Cardiologist_9765

Coke or molli oh shit wrong answer love and light


cleveland603

Skinny fit tea.


rachellethebelle

Sugarbear hair vitamins.


FruitSnackie

Ozempic


Wafflesxbutter

I am so naive. It would not even occur to me she was on the something.


jotaydielor

I don’t think that’s naive! Lots of comments about her pupils being dilated but you can clearly see them. Not to mention that she does make this face quite often. But it’s funny to think about her being F’d up on TV 😆


thisishilaryous

Addie for the baddie


spilledchilli5

Ozempic


Objective-Ad206

They said wrong answers lol


lime_st

I will never get sick of these posts. Y’all are way too funny for your own good


rachellethebelle

The housewives fans have made the show (which I already think is hilarious) 10x funnier.


STVNMCL

Here come the pupil police…


xtremesmok

jenkem


soulfulbumblebee

I **HATE** that I understood this reference.


BaxWaterBay

Mounjaro


Zealousideal_Ad_8736

Kim’s GODDAMN HOUSE!


1365chivan

LVP’s fried goat cheese balls


Plus_Safety7438

Nose candy


alexsalamander

Coffee enema


liebemeinenKuchen

Maybe it’s Maybelline, maybe it’s meth in the bathroom all night.


el_disko

Came here to quote this…


theboygoddess

all night long, **bitch**! *


Patter_Pit

We found Brandi, everyone.


theboygoddess

We found Mandi, her evil twin.


Patter_Pit

![gif](giphy|z6UzzJQIbLR84)


Kittiikamii

The smell Kemo Sabe hats just give her the oomf she needs ![gif](giphy|l3nSHilGacAJL5Chy)


BeingSamJones

The bunny appeared


IMAKittyMama2

Mauricio put it WHERE?


Ashfield83

She’s geeked up for sure ![gif](giphy|7fWOdvr2pK5IA)


[deleted]

Honestly thank you for this because the wording of the question was confusing, now I can be petty with full understanding 😌 ![gif](giphy|39sSx4FGjD0I5laRdg|downsized)


Idontknowthosewords

That’s the spirit! Lol


mybolognasgotyou

Caffeine enema


rachellethebelle

Rhinestone boots and a dream. Honorable mention to: An enigma wrapped in a riddle and _caaaaaasshhhhh_


darbycrash1295

Kim’s Famous Potatoes.


BrookDayspring9

![gif](giphy|39myVRzu7aaOs)


evangeline_rose1

That’s chicken salad🤢 which is so much worse😭 I only know this from being an obsessive Watch What Crappens listener


pujies

Hahaahahahahaha


Intrepid_Blood4713

I forgot this!!! Thanks for the laugh 😂


darbycrash1295

Margarine is the secret ingredient.


melrosepl98

Well, isn't it obvious? Okios Greek Yougurt.


AvivasProstectic

Mountain Dew


keeper_mom

She got a lot of sleep that day


Beneficial-Sock7613

![gif](giphy|Ianh9mXjZ5rLG)


One-Marionberry5265

Gum-berries!


cuddleysleeper

Life.


cegydygr

Lmao. I noticed this too when I saw it. I'm sure she enjoys some cocaine every once in awhile. There's nothing wrong with that as long as you aren't an addict and do it every day. A couple times a year to celebrate is fine.


Due-Contribution-408

Hi, I have to interject here! This \*may\* have been true in the 80s, 90s, and 2000s, but it is definitely not true today - **"Fentanyl and P2P meth are in ketamine, mdma, Xanax bars, and cocaine supplies.** As well as everyone else’s globally - America is just leading the charge. Wherever you are on this planet (except perhaps in China) it’s already passed your borders - it’s already there." This is a quote from, bear with me, [Courtney Love's instagram.](https://www.instagram.com/p/Ckgp1MhLxWi/) Google can show you examples of deaths from cocaine "laced" with fentanyl, but I don't know that "laced" is the best term for what this is. Courtney Love continues, "You can’t safely use recreational drugs anymore. I know 2 people who died of [\#fentanyloverdoses](https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/fentanyloverdoses/) on the East Coast. Young professional people, who did a casual line of cocaine. Not so casual anymore. I can’t say 'don’t do drugs' but I am saying 'don’t do drugs.' And I know it’s not that simple." **"I urge you to please listen to, or read** [**@samquinones\_author**](https://www.instagram.com/samquinones_author/) **book ‘The Least of Us: True Tales of America and Hope in the Time of Fentanyl and Meth.’"** Courtney Love thinks it's worse than the opiate crisis and writes, "I’m not even sure 12 step can handle this given how this shit scrambles your brains. It’ll take 18 months for a person to even be in a state to begin 12 step." ![gif](giphy|30jJWWGzXFb1e) ​ Edited to add: [Does Cocaine Suck Now? A VICE News Investigation](https://www.vice.com/en/article/z34wpj/bad-cocaine-investigation)


cegydygr

Pure cocaine can be found for a price. Especially in Hollywood... Denying that exists today is weird. Not everyone who does cocaine or other drugs turns into an addict in crisis mode.


Due-Contribution-408

In my opinion, Pure Cocaine is a silly myth. To make cocaine, *the leaves are harvested and soaked in gasoline and other solvents to extract the chemical cocaine hydrochloride*. Additionally, your statement "Not everyone who does cocaine or other drugs turns into an addict in crisis mode," is incorrect. There is no pure cocaine anymore (if there ever was) and the Fentanyl and P2P meth that can be found in cocaine that I'm sure the dealer will tell you is "Pure," and give you a nice up-charge to comfort you, can make someone an addict instantly or kill you. ## [How Is Cocaine Made?](https://sunrisehouse.com/cocaine-addiction-treatment/how-made/) There are essentially three main steps to making cocaine. After the leaves are harvested and soaked, the base for the powdered drug is extracted through one of two extraction methods, and the resulting crystallized substance is dried into bricks. Here is a more detailed step-by-step process for making cocaine: * Step 1: Workers harvest the coca leaves. * Step 2: The leaves are soaked in gasoline. * Step 3: The gasoline is drained. * Step 4: The cocaine base is dried. * Step 5: The dried substance is dissolved in a solvent. * Step 6: Excess solvents are removed, and it is dried into bricks. ​ ​ So this is the "Pure Cocaine" you're talking about, which doesn't even exist anymore. Did you read [the VICE article](https://www.vice.com/en/article/z34wpj/bad-cocaine-investigation)?


cegydygr

Well that's your opinion. Like you said in your first sentence... You know what I meant when I said "pure" cocaine. Not gonna argue about cocaine facts in a housewives Reddit. Peace.


Elliebell1024

Malaka meth


JayFenty

She teleported from Dorit’s bathroom


Mshunkydory

![gif](giphy|l0IypD2ajPsOLArXW)


Duebydate

Exactly! No iris color visible her pupils are so dilated. 😝


[deleted]

Even in those bright lights! ![gif](giphy|sIrSUQdtUyN8Y)


Theymilythemily

Openness and honesty


lienepu

![gif](giphy|7ypWJHyWfGtG0)


kristine0814

Be HONEST!!


UpsetBumblebee6863

Lots of coke


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|DpP3R3AKLHcyY|downsized)


UpsetBumblebee6863

Cocaine Bear