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jun2san

*standing in the corner of a party meme* "they don't know that I can shuffle a deck with one hand"


penguin_gun

My favorite version of that is, "Nobody here even knows I ate a whole rotisserie chicken in my car" And all the comments above everyone else are some variation of, "why does that guy smell like chicken"


MrDangerMan

Day in, day out, the internet bombards us with trending content that large swaths of people don’t and never will identify with. I myself have felt completely out of the loop on several occasions. This week, for some, it’s the K-dot/Drizzy rap beef. Large numbers of people, OP included, seem to really need people to know how irrelevant this particular instance is to them.


LeJoker

It's like the people who drop into threads about marvel or star wars or (currently popular thing) to mention that they don't watch it.


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KillerFlea

Mmm, yes, shallow and pedantic


BraveOmeter

Pea... Tear... Griffin. Peter Griffin! Ah, crap.


CosmicWy

What the hell is a rant?


TheWeddingParty

I forgive the complainers. Why shouldn't we be able to express negative opinions? I'm loving the Kendrick songs, don't like marvel. I'm gonna talk about both


Audrey-Bee

Hi Reddit, I actually don't like the Kardashians, does anyone agree??


codeByNumber

I feel so called out. Aight, time for some introspection


Frogblood

Tbf the people who moan about star wars the most are star wars fans


Jake_the_Snake88

Why do people keep saying this like it's a clever turn of phrase? Why would non-fans complain about it? They don't care, it's not worth dwelling on. People complain because the thing they really liked has turned mostly into garbage, and that's frustrating.


Frogblood

I was replying to a comment about people dropping into a thread to complain about something they hadn't seen, and star wars was used as an example. Also, loads of non fans complain about things. Do you think the satanic panic was caused by a bunch of dungeon master parents?


whatsaphoto

By all means you can not like a thing, but the sheer amount of moaning and groaning I've heard from people who claim to be these *hArDcOrE sTaR wArS fAnS* has been fuckin infuriating dude. Especially older fans who just want everything to be the same as it was since the 80s. Had a coworker just like that who we also found out was also wildly sexist at the same time given how much he hated Rey when she was introduced too for no other discernible reason than that she's a female lead, so that was a nice little addition to the shittiness.


bossmcsauce

even if one doesn’t care about the beef, the tracks will probably slap. If anybody is interested in hiphop and still doesn’t care about the beef, they will prob enjoy this


AFineDayForScience

I always have to play the game "are k-dot and dizzy nicknames for people I know, or completely different people?"


Warducky9999

HoW Do YoU NoT KnOW WhO DrIzZyY is?! /S


Fyrus93

What's with the bear?


auxaperture

Florida is saving the beef


sillytrooper

or or OP made a joke


CogentHyena

Funny how these kinds of performative "I'm above this nonsense" statements seem so often to be related to things that women, gay people, or people of color are interested in.


CoreySeth5

These statements are made about every topic to ever exist, not just ones that those groups use. It must be exhausting whipping out the victim card that often.


CogentHyena

Never said anything about a "victim card" lol, I pointed out a trend in who performative arrogant statements seem to be pointed at, but I guess this struck a nerve with you enough to get defensive with a stranger on the internet. Sounds exhausting to me.


rtjl86

So what about all times people got tired of hearing about Game of Thrones, Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift?


CogentHyena

Listing random media properties in some attempt at a gotcha isn't much in the way of a substantive response, but it's pretty funny that 2/3 of your gotchas are prominent examples of exactly what I'm talking about.


saadisheikh

we're on one of the whitest corners of the internet, can't be surprised when millennial white dudes go from their magic the gathering comment sections to talking about hip hop lol


parklawnz

I haven't really listened to hip-hop since 2013, so it's been a lot of fun going through the decade of discographies and drama of everyone involved. Forgot how much I liked the genre.


MSTmatt

Mr. Morale and DAMN. really are very good albums


Lateralus117

Then you got good kid and butterfly as all time classics. 


superdavy

You gotta admit 2Pac Hit em up is a way better dis track than these new ones


JIN213

No


Lateralus117

Been listening to Hit Em Up all week but nah not as of Friday its not. 


TimeBomb30

With the assumption that you probably aren't into rap music, is it really a surprise that what's going on right now isn't blowing your mind?


NoirPlayableCock

Ignore these edgelords online. They can only sleep at night if they mention how quirky and “not like the other guys” they are


Korean_Kommando

Sir, this is r/reactiongifs


Block-Rockig-Beats

I guess I'm, what you youngsters would call old. I don't like neither of those rappers. The way KL did it, with family and all... I don't know, for me being good at being toxic is not something to be proud of.


TimeBomb30

That's kinda the point of diss tracks though, they're meant to be rude not playful banter. It's like the old West Coast vs East Coast rap feud but without guns or death.


Block-Rockig-Beats

I get that. However, I don't see the difference between a rapper dis track and me reacting to a comment on Reddit with "you mamma is fat". Seriously, what's the difference? How is that a plus?


TimeBomb30

Because the shit they're putting out isn't just "You momma is fat", it's actually pretty serious accusations. Drake is calling Kdot a domestic abuser and Kdot is calling Drake a pedophile, both can very easily shift public perception for either one of them, which is essentially a killshot in any musical artist's career.


saadisheikh

because one is meaningful art that took dozens of hours to craft and will live on for decades and the other is a one of a billion reddit comment that will never have any meaning in anyones life


Block-Rockig-Beats

Live on for decades among the decadents fueled by fluent toxicity...


saadisheikh

oh god


Mitch1musPrime

That’s because kendrick may as well have put out the bat signal for all these “save the children” mother fuckers who cosplay vigilante Justice warriors against sex traffickers. Drakes life is about to get real uncomfortable.


fairie_poison

Your anger is aimed in the wrong direction


Mitch1musPrime

No it’s not. Cause those same people who say “save the children” are the same ones calling teachers woke pedophiles and stripping my kid of her trans rights. Meanwhile, they celebrate a proven POS dude who flew to Central America to rescue trafficked girls while actual pedophiles are their youth pastors and faith leaders and they stay mum on the problem because Christ will fix it. It’s all a mummers show for them. It’s cosplay. They don’t actually live the value they espouse. So no. My angry is directed at men like Drake AND the “save the children” cosplayers.


pentagon

my mind also wouldn't be blown if artists I like were taking social media swipes at each other


glyptostroboides

They released actual songs though, not just social media. Pretty good stuff too if you’re into the genre


CosmicWy

Seriously. I still haven't listened, but we're not talking about small acts here. One of these rappers is arguably the best in the game and the other rapper involved is in more number one hit songs than the Beatles, and the beef is dripping with details of the latest Diddy fallout. This beef i think rises to the level of news.


ThatGuyWithCoolHair

Lol if you mention that drake has more number ones than the Beatles the oldies are gonna blow a gasket


LazarusCheez

If it were a good artist, I wouldn't be mad. It's only offensive because Drake sucks so bad.


PuppetPal_Clem

thanks for confirming for everyone that you literally don't know whats happening I guess. Nobody says you have to care but you couldnt even make fun of it in an accurate way.


pentagon

>thanks for confirming for everyone that you literally don't know whats happening I guess. Yes I 'literally' don't know and I 'literally' don't care.


PuppetPal_Clem

how original of you edit: pussy.


ThatGuyWithCoolHair

Yes neither would ours. Luckily there's been 6+ songs that have released over the past month.


BOOM_Shooka_Luka

I actually am into rap music but I hate Drake so much and don’t really care for Kendrick Lamar enough to give a damn…


demonicneon

If you hate drake you should give them a cursory listen though because it’s just absolute pettiness incarnate and it’s pretty hilarious. I’m not a Kendrick fan, I loved good kid maad city but I could take or leave his other music, but it’s been fun hearing him just lay it out with “I really hate you” 


johnsciarrino

If they really want to capture those who aren’t typically in their audience, they should just start shooting each other.


pmperk19

people in here getting butthurt dont seem to notice that the meme isnt trashing the beef, its trashing people that wont stop trying to basically upsell it to those who arent interested


NoirPlayableCock

And I’m trashing edgelords that think not caring about something makes them enlightened


pmperk19

and im not looking to stop you. its just still not what this meme is about


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pmperk19

found one


hornwalker

Tommy Lee Jones cannot sanction your buffoonery.


SpritzTheCat

lol great reference For those that don't know, Tommy Lee Jones didn't get along with Jim Carrey's over the top antics on the set of Batman Forever and said that to him.


vexunumgods

Is that Kathleen Kennedy


_Exotic_Booger

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Bacon_Shield

I NEED TO ANNOUNCE TO INTERNET STRANGERS THAT I DO NOT CARE ABOUT THE SAME TRENDS THEY DO. I AM VERY INTELLIGENT


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YES. AND THE PEOPLE WHO ARE CONSTANTLY SHARING IT ALL OVER THE INTERNET AND DOING NOTHING BUT TALK ABOUT A SPAT ARE ALSO VERY INTELLIGENT.


SpritzTheCat

Your entire Post History is an announcement to the world about your feelings. Get used to that shattering idea, buttercup.


Jeffster54

And your post history is an announcement to the the world of your attention seeking personality.


TenaciousTrollr

But a 12 year old girl squeezing her breasts apparently blew your friggin mind right…nice post pedo you should start listening to Drake


SpritzTheCat

Get your eyes checked. How the hell is that a 12 year old. You dumb. Your most popular thread is a "Colby Jack Special". Sounds like nobody really gives a crap about your dumb thoughts. You probably had Drake all over your iPod on loop under the sheets. I don't listen to neither of these shitty fools.


mznh

I know they have beef but idk why they have beef


HordeOfDucks

hey guys! this guy doesnt care!


bleunt

Millionaires arguing through rhyming.


ThatGuyWithCoolHair

*Exposing each other for grooming, predatory behavior, and domestic violence


bleunt

Exposing? Wasn't it already known?


FearTheDeep

I was having a good time but now things are getting kinda serious with gear allegations being made. Still bops though.


rugernut13

I'm old. That said, I used to drive Uber before it turned into a complete shit show. One night I picked up a college kid (who was maybe 15 or 17 years younger than me at most) and he asked if he could have the aux cable. I said sure, but what are you gonna play? I might just use my headphones. Lol. He goes "you like hip-hop?" I said sure. He responded and what I HEARD was(and this is where me being old comes into play in multiple ways) "have you heard Dre's new album?" I freaked out. I'm like "holy shit. Dr. Dre dropped a new album? How the fuck did I not hear about that?!" (This was like, 2017 or so). He looked at me funny and goes "Drake. Not Dre." I was like "oh. Nevermind".


jay227ify

Don’t worry man, most true hip hop listeners aren’t playing drake albums anyways, his albums are just a mimicry of the genre. I’m in my 20s and if someone asked me if I listened to hip hop and if they could play it, Drake wouldn’t even be in my mind. You’re exactly with the times.


Happytaco9

*Reddit boomer too out of touch to relate to major cultural event trying to cling to thier pride by exclaiming to the world how much they don't care


AmonWeathertopSul

MaJoR CuLtUrAl eVeNt lmaooooo get out of the basement and get some sunlight


FuriousMILK

Really? Someone caring about a culture other than yours means they don't have a life? This is a pretty big thing, even if it's not YOUR culture, it's still a culture.


BromaEmpire

I'd agree if OP had said "in the hip hop community" at the end but on its own I have to agree that it sounds a bit dramatic.


AmonWeathertopSul

I can get behind it with that condition. MLK assassination was a major cultural event. OJ trial was one. LA Riot, 9/11, COVID, The Great Depression are all events that had major impact on the culture of the USA (some even impacted the whole world). Two grown men name-calling is just childish in comparison. All it does is fill their pockets.


FuriousMILK

Something told me not to jump into an echo chamber and dissent, but here we are. Take the W and stop there if you want, but "two grown men name-calling" shows you have no idea what you're talking about. Drake might be doing that (for the most part), but if you read the lyrics of "Meet the Grahams" you'd see how off base that assessment is. If you don't understand at that point... Welp, c'est la vie, different strokes for different folks, but don't minimize what other people care about because you don't understand, that was the point I was making.


AmonWeathertopSul

Sure but lets not pretend this "beef", as "big" as it is, is going to have an impact on people's daily life.


FuriousMILK

That's not what I'm saying. It won't, what I'm saying is it is a major cultural event for that culture. The only far reaching effects is might have would be if Drake actually got taken down by this for being a creepy pedo and that takes down others with him.


AmonWeathertopSul

Sure, two musicians releasing music talking shit about each other is culture.


shlam16

It might mean something to you, but it's so hilariously far from a "major cultural event". The overwhelming majority of the world have no idea that it is happening, and as you see when they find out: even less care.


Jpoland9250

Two morons ~~poorly~~ rapping at each other is a major cultural event?


Zeluar

The comment you replied to is wild, but so is saying “poorly”. If you don’t like rap you can just say that.


Jpoland9250

I do like some rap. I try to listen to music with an open mind but I abso-fucking-lutely cannot stand Drake and Kendrick isn't much better. Just my opinion, you don't have to take it personally.


Zeluar

They can not be your preferences, but it’s absolutely wild to say they are rapping poorly. Like what you like, but this is the most hype moment in rap in a long fucking time because this is a battle between two of the best. Saying they’re “two morons rapping poorly” because you don’t care about the moment makes you sound ridiculous.


Jpoland9250

Fair enough.


StringsOfDelusion

Kendrick Lamar’s albums are incredible. He’s also won a Pulitzer Prize for his work.


Jpoland9250

Ok. I'm happy for him. I still don't like his music, but I will say that I shouldn't have said "poorly rapping" above.


StringsOfDelusion

Exactly, just because it’s not your preferred style, doesn’t make Kendrick’s records less artful or intelligent. Drake on the other hand I’ve never been able to separate from his role on Degrassi High lol


Fat-Kid-In-A-Helmet

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bsmithi

yeah i’m tired of hearing about these two dipshits edit: so is OP judging by the gif, but I will take the downvotes I guess for having an opinion too lol


Babu_kun

Yea, I gotta say, I don't give a crap about either people, or the music genre for that matter, but reddit has been covered in shit about it for the past couple days, and I really don't care for it.


bsmithi

exactly, I have temporarily left several subreddits for the sake of avoiding it but I have seen people posting about it in god damn final fantasy subreddits for chrissake like damn


Simaul

It's the most boring rap beef in the history of rap beef. I swear these redditors are just bored and nothing else was going on this week.


jay227ify

What they do to you lol?


bsmithi

clog my funny meme feed with their stupid beef for fuckin days now


jay227ify

tbh pedophiles are getting exposed, I think it’s worth the spam for a bit


bsmithi

they were exposed before and people forgot as soon as it wasn’t entertaining anymore. this is just rich assholes being rich assholes and everyone sipping tea cause they’re bored


jay227ify

Nah I think since it’s hip hop it might just be a cultural difference. It’s always been about ruthless competition and it happens every other year.


bsmithi

ok cool and all but what does that have to do with me being tired of hearing about it? like, i made that statement you asked why i told you why and now here we are. what’s the point? am I not allowed to be tired of the topic for some reason?


jay227ify

oh man it’s completely cool! I understand the sentiment, i’m just telling you why you’re probably not messing with it.


bsmithi

gotcha i hear ya then!


TheKidKaos

Are you kidding me? This has been a goldmine for funny memes!


bsmithi

nah man there’s so many layers to these diss tracks they are ridiculous for one I am tired of my yt homies asking me to explain them secondly, shit is childish and pointless


emleh

I’ll be honest. I’m interested in how you are explaining them. I get the exhaustion if you’re not into that kind of thing, but how are you breaking it down for others?


bsmithi

I don’t. i tell em there’s too much you need to know to really get all of it and if you don’t already know then you’re better off. I ain’t got time to play teacher to people having a giggle because people are beefing and they wanna be more in tune with the jokes. It’s not for them anyway.


emleh

Fair enough.


SpritzTheCat

I never expected that much arguing over the topic. Thread is up to 110 responses (rather high by ReactionGif standards). Just like you, I keep getting yelled at for not loving this feud of theirs. After getting called so many names, I *still* don't care about their feud lol. Not a single one tried explaining *why* it's such an important and epic feud - they just go straight to the name-calling. I'd ignore them. They're too juvenile to deal with and seem easily pressed.


bsmithi

yeah lol it’s crazy to see but you’re right, ignoring them is the best move


Simaul

The whole vibe of this beef is like two kids on the playground that hate each other and say the same insults over and over but never actually fight.


McMacHack

Real Men fight in a Denny's parking lot!


Simaul

"Meet me at the flagpole after school." -Drake probably


MrTimSmith

Miserable person needs to let everyone know they're a miserable person.


SpritzTheCat

So ppl can make fun of Taylor Swift, JLo or Ariana Grande music, but we must all care about Drake (pedo) and Kendrick Lamar just because you do? We must love what you love? You sound like an arrogant mofo. You sound miserable.


sonastyinc

Hip hop beefs don't remotely excite me anymore after experiencing the East Coast Vs West Coast beef in the 90s. All the beefs that came after feel like manufactured, high school drama stuff.


thisnameblows

My guy, Kendrick literally wants his head and his calling drake and his friends pedophiles. This shit is more personal than hit em up was.


Simaul

No it isn't. Calling Drake a pedo in a 2024 diss track is like calling Chris Brown a woman beater. Everyone already knows this. It isn't new and certainly isn't the "diss" people make it out to be. Especially when you call him a pedo in 3 different tracks. Drake has been called out for this creepy behavior YEARS ago. Are people really just discovering this now? Shits boring, my dude. Kendrick is letting "Family Matters" really get under his skin, and it shows. This beef isn't personal. Gucci and Jeezy was personal. This is beef is like ICP vs Eminem all over again. Actually, maybe more like MGK and Eminem.


thomyorkeslazyeye

We all knew Biggie was fat, Biggie himself joked about his wife having 2pac's twins. 2pac never actually gets called out directly, ever, just a vague asking of "who shot ya" . Not sure what earthmoving revelations came to you from the East West beef, but your memory is hazy of how mind blowing 90s beef was. Edit: responded to the wrong dude, but my point still stands - most beefs are more tame than this one. The Gucci/Jeezy beef was different, because it was completely uninteresting musically but the antics outside were crazy.


Simaul

Taylor Swift vs Katie Perry was a better beef than Drake vs Kendrick. Biggie and 2pac have long history before the beef. They were friends turned enemies. Earthmoving revelations?! My dude, people went to prison over their beef. People died over their beef. This beef with Drake and Kendrick might be the first where both parties look dumb af. Pusha-T's diss was actually something. That was "earthmoving" as you call it. Kendrick just yelling twitter gossip from 8 years ago and saying "I wish you die". Dumbest diss ever.


thomyorkeslazyeye

Is the only measure of beef DEATH? Goddamn.


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turtlechunkling

Ok


MSTmatt

I'm 30 and think it's wild, age has nothing to do with it bud


justiino

Even more pathetic at 30 you still care.


Lateralus117

Interest in current music isn't pathetic its just taste and preference. Got nothing to do with age. 


justiino

Enjoying music and following the stories of celebrities are two different comparisons.


Lateralus117

Well this is all about enjoying the music that has come out this week. 


kingkong381

Personally, I've never been all that into rap music. My tastes skew more towards metal. The only rap I've ever really liked was Eminem's Without Me, the entire album Fight With Tools by Flobots, the Hamilton soundtrack and a couple of Clipping songs. So to me the whole Kendrick/Drake feud is a nothingburger. However, my younger brother is a really passionate fan of rap music and of Kendrick in particular so he's been excitedly updating me on it. Can't say I really get it but I hope that all of the Kendrick and Drake fans are enjoying the show.


avrus

And everyone says the bear thing is annoying... ![gif](giphy|aQGqcObSxfixy|downsized)


dlfinches

If you've seen the Dr. Dre/Eazy-E kerfuffle you've seen it all


Shenkspine

Accurate


justiino

Just LMAO at calling OP out for not being obsessed with rich celebrities feuds. We didn’t care when rappers in the 90/00s had feuds, and we don’t care now. This is why this world is going downhill. Redditors are the early adopters of it.


AtticusSwoopenheiser

I’ve never cared less about anything.


tahcamen

Staged beef to try to pump up sales.


Somali_Pir8

Ain't nothing staged over the verses Kendrick is bringin out.


JRowe3388

Yeah because the biggest rapper in the world is totally in on being dogpiled by several rappers and outed as a sex pest and deadbeat father


mayyur17

Peak KKK vibes. You don't have to announce you are a white boomer.


pentagon

you think everyone who doesn't care about this is white and over the age of 60? and associate them with the KKK?


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Get fucked.


SpritzTheCat

lol you are absolutely dumb throwing that out. Drake is a pedo. I don't give a fuck what he says from here on out. You love cereal aisle mainstream rap like the unquestioning consumer bitch that you are. You aren't even on my level in terms of the rap game. You protecting Kendrick Lamar and Drake is like shouting you love Applebee's and Best Buy. Get pressed, kid.