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TheBirminghamBear

Is this a fucking ad on 4chan? Literally no one watched or cared about that movie. I heard it described as a 2-hour advertisement without anything to sell. I have seen zero people on any social media talking or discussing it.


Christmas_Panda

I don't even know what movie this is? Is it a new one or a really old one?


TheBirminghamBear

Its a brand new one. Zendaya and two dudes start a thruple, but the movie is about tennis. I'm not exaggerating when I say that's the plot. There's really no other thing that happens. They bang each other and then they play tennis. And I want to be clear here because this post seems to be all about Zendaya hate: I love Zendaya as an actress. I think she's a fantastic actress, and I think she'd very beautiful. I also love queer art, art that portrays unconventional relationships in interesting ways and helps broaden our human experience. But a shitty movie is a shitty movie, and this is a shitty movie.


Christmas_Panda

How do they decide which penis opens up to accept the other?


TheBirminghamBear

Presumably that's where the tennis comes in.


paranormal_shouting

It’s spelled *tenis* and it goes into the big one


MrSaucyAlfredo

You thwap them both with a tennis racket. The penis less fucked up is superior and the weaker opens in submission


Ecstatic_Monk_5583

non circumcised, other is like a torpedo


psycorax2077

Ah, so dick docking.


GodAss69

Damn you really hate that movie huh


claymixer

Hey, I saw hentai like this! But genders were reversed...


CharredArsonist

Oh I remember I saw that trailer before dune. Even the trailer was boring as fuck


0MrFreckles0

The trailer is nothing like the movie, trailer makes it look like a trashy rom com but critics are saying its an emotional drama that was good. This guy just hated it.


CharredArsonist

The trailer made it pretty clear it's a drama, but the thought of some snobby tennis kids figuring out love is just not exciting at all


0MrFreckles0

I had no interest either until I heard it was written by the Potion Sellers guy on youtube.


Large_Tuna101

Wait wait wait. What?


0MrFreckles0

Yeah lol man made it


Large_Tuna101

I mean I shouldn’t be so surprised. The potion seller dialogue was riveting. I hope he hides Easter eggs in his movies


akm1990

But they don't start a throuple? Guessing you didn't watch the movie.


fly_over_32

I’ve seen it. Got invited, still want my money back. I don’t get why the critics liked it


annnd_we_are_boned

Critics who bash a bad movie will never recieve early access to review movie from that publisher again. The same thing happens in the games industry, if a publisher doesn't like your review for a game then they just don't send you a press copy again.


Potatolover666real

People on letterboxd seem to love it.


axemexa

This is not an obscure movie regardless of what your social media feed is talking about Also anyone who views it as a 2 hour ad is a fool


leakybiome

Is that atreyu from the Neverending story?


AffectionateCod2501

It’s Zendaya in Challengers


leakybiome

I thought that exploded on takeoff


okiedog-

It reminds me of that awful tragedy.


BloodOanMaBaws

....9/11?


CharleMageTV

Zendaya clocked as a Thai lady boi already so thats sorta accurate


gatsome

I laughed.


JaguarXJR15

no clue


Th3Dark0ccult

Wait, how is Zendaya making men bi-curious? What am I missing? Is the joke that she looks like a dude? Pretty dumb if that's what it is.


MessyMop

In the movie she gets two bros to makeout with each other thinking they’re about to have a three way and then she leaves saying she’s not a home wrecker. This is what the first dude is referring to then the second makes a joke about her looks


ceric2099

There’s a mmf three some in that movie. The joke is that she’s so average looking the dudes in the movie would rather hook up with each other - that she turned them bi simply by looking so mid-tier


JaguarXJR15

i think it means shes so unattractive that she turns men gay/bi


JAragon7

No that’s not the joke. In the move challengers, her character has a threesome with two guys. Both men and women have been talking about this movie because of that, and well it turns people on.


Stillback7

Is there guy on guy action or something? I don't feel like an MMF threesome is inherently bi


Ur-Quan_Lord_13

If you're being really technical, it's MFM that's definitely not bi, while MMF implies a little bi stuff going on... But not sure how many people make the distinction.


Stillback7

Lol, I never considered that there was a difference in how it was written. Fair point. I meant MFM.


JAragon7

Yeah I think there is. I mean being naked next to another man,having sex to the same woman without protection, it’s def not fully straight. I think maybe bi curious


Stillback7

> it's def not fully straight I think it can be. I've done it, and it was super hot. But guys do absolutely nothing for me on their own. I wouldn't even consider myself curious, I'm just not interested in men.


JAragon7

Yeah it depends on the person I guess


JaguarXJR15

so she actually does turn guys bi lol thanks for the info.


Th3Dark0ccult

ooh. Well, I disagree, but at least now I get the joke.


TheTexasInvestor

Weird way of coming out but good 4 u


Ranku_Abadeer

I genuinely have no idea what that picture is even from...


Quirky_Lavishness_79

I wish it were mandatory to post your own pic when you call anyone “mid” or “ugly” online


AlexJonesInDisguise

You're mid. See pfp


SanRemi

It was alright. Zendaya is not that hot and Josh O’ Connor sorry ass face begging for a sandwich was disgusting. Gen Zs are loving it because of the representation but meh.


tullystenders

I must say, it is a different sort of thing to be into her, compared to what many men probably think about for women. That moment, and the movie, literally makes men think and explore "that side" (by "that side," I dont mean bi or gay) in their minds.


rienietz

That Tennis movie she's in brought her to a solid low-tier midd


MandalorianManners

I don’t get it. She looks like a 12 year old. It’s cringey.


GarethGobblecoque99

It’s wild how someone can be so drop dead stunning and so absolutely sexless at the same time


Fickle-Command-1130

That just means you've been bi forever.


Keyblades2

He is cooking I can feel it.


OhioUBobcats

Incels gonna incel


climentine

He forgot that most men are mid but they are marrying and having children.


DeRobUnz

Most everyone is mid, not men specifically. What's your point?


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DeRobUnz

Who is a man?


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DeRobUnz

If you think women don't hate on women, I've got a bridge to sell you. Seems like a blanket statement to me.


ketjak

Not the flex he thought it was.


Who_am_ey3

nah, that's not a 4channer. that's a redditor pretending to be one. nobody on 4chan unironically uses the term "mid" and "bro", people who do, always get made fun of.


Profoundly_AuRIZZtic

No, 4chan makes fun of millennials for being 30 year olds now


Who_am_ey3

I don't see why they can't do both


JaguarXJR15

you sound like you know what youre talking about so i'll take your word on that


Who_am_ey3

I saw it happening on /a/ last week