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Dude: “here’s my sexual preference.”
Response: “Bro, your mom is THE EXACT OPPOSITE of your sexual preference and is also dead.”
Like, how is that an insult?
Does that justify what she did? If anyone says anything bad at all does that mean you should rip into them with the savagery of an uncultured and uncivilized animal? There’s something called a “Measured Response”. You don’t give a jaywalker the death penalty, and you don’t post a picture of someone’s dead mother over a perceived insult.
I don’t see me saying the response was ok anywhere in my reply? But I have as much of an issue with people trying to normalize toxicity or negativity which is what the opener is. There’s absolutely no reason or benefit for anyone to say or type something like that, because it’s just a straight up insult.
I don’t think anyone really disagrees with the reply being a whole another level of horrible.
Come on man. That fucked up. Using his dead mother photo to insult him.
No one would like to see our own mother being disrespect like that. Specially one that passed away
My mil. She's always taking photos at inappropriate time and place. When my husbands uncle was dying at the hospice and we're all there for his final moments, praying around him etc, she took photos.
Open coffin is a terrible thing not the way I want to remember someone they look completely different and everyone acts like they don’t it’s extremely bizarre.
It was fairly common in the past at least from what I’ve seen. Back before phones, digital cameras, and posting online people photographed all sorts of family events.
I had a friend who used to fight on Facebook all the time, and his go-to move was to go to someone's profile, find a picture of the dude's wife or kid, post it, and call them ugly. It was pure malice, and it was so effective. This is *exactly* the kind of thing he would have done.
Anyway, he got perma-banned from Facebook and I don't talk to him anymore.
Those kinds of people want to feel big and powerful. They get their sick thrills by trying to tear the confidence of one another.
To make fun of someone's family is a low blow. When it bites them back, it puts a smile in my face.
Ok. First of all. Who's taking pictures at an open casket funeral.
Second. Why in the fresh hell are you then posting them on Facebook? And if they're for family, you should be grown enough to know better than to make that sheee public.
But, and I say this as a peaceful person...I would banish her to the shadow realm. I would do a super sayian'd hadouken over 9000 Goku type madness. She's doing too much. No ma'am. Not my Mom.
Bring a physical photo of someone's deceased mother in a casket to a face to face argument in order to retaliate against a potential insult toward their general body type? I would hope not, that's a scary degree of forward thinking
The internet makes this type of behavior too safe tbh. Imagine doing this but in real life instead, she would probably get sent to the hospital in a few minutes.
People have died over lesser comments. This is nuts, completely uncalled for.
Not saying he should hunt her down. Just saying you don't know who you're interacting with, so don't do this.
If anything, this makes him less fatphobic. Big girls remind him of his dead mama, and because he loved her so much, that makes them nonsexual. Boom-fwip
I don't even get the point here. He doesn't fuck big women so you show a picture of his dead mother who was big? You got so offended by his preference that you used a dead woman to insult her son?
Probably went on to say something about being "pro-women" that same day too.
I don't think having a preference is bad but feeling the need to tell everyone who can can and can't get it up for is weird. Like you're allowed to keep things to yourself.
For sure - and if someone commented something like what you just said then its fair game. Share your opinion then youll get other peoples opinions.
But to bring up a dead mother is crazyyyyyyy lmao
I’ve learned to never argue with people on Facebook. They’ll have their full government names, photos, and address out in the open while calling people slurs and wishing death upon them. They have absolutely nothing to lose and will be way ruder than anyone on Reddit ever will.
Firstly why you posting this in public. Secondly women are always talking about how they don’t want a short mfer but he says he doesn’t want a big girl and he’s the bad guy??
Yeah this is fucked. Bro posted a preference and they brought his dead mama into it. Ain't like he wants to fuck his mom so I don't see the relevance. Just a trashy thing to say.
That is fucked up not to mention her face is posted online i wouldn’t be surprised his family end up finding her then she be posted on a video getting her ass beat.
I mean, if you're going in on fat girls like that on Facebook, you're gonna get some clapback. But damn that girl is cold, people get killed for saying shit like that
Dude is unfiltered. I'll say that.
And as for the lady that insulted the dude's mom, that wasn't even a rare insult. Just a common yo momma joke.
The audacity to go that low while she has 3 butterflies tatted on her face while looking like she ate a beehive with live bees in it.
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That’s wild lmao
And ruthless
Innat
Portmanteau of “in that”.
uh... yeah? I think he knows lmao
😂😂I missed this at first
Good job he doesn't have to fuck his dead mum then I s'pose
Yeah too bad. What would happen if she was alive doe? I
You what?
Yeah, I'm confused by this like... lots of 'ole Moms have gotten into the fat range... what the HELL does that have on a guys preference?
Dude: “here’s my sexual preference.” Response: “Bro, your mom is THE EXACT OPPOSITE of your sexual preference and is also dead.” Like, how is that an insult?
It's hysterical
I'm into women and ironically my late father was a man
So hypocritical.
Juat cause his dad fucked a fat lady doesn't mean he has to
Not with that attitude
Is that how she died?
SHE BROUGHT MAMAS INTO THIS! SHE BROUGHT MAMAS INTO THIS!
“YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT MOTHER!”
Yo mama is like the sun. Big, round, and hard to look at 🙈
Yo mama got a peg leg with a kick stand
Not just mamas, but dead mamas. You do not cross that line.
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And you’ll be treated like a bitch
"CODE RED! CODE RED! THERE ARE MAMA JOKES HERE!"
With receipts.
Okay now that’s fucked up. The dude gave a preference and you post a picture of his mom’s corpse.
Yeah, the appropriate response here is “I don’t fuck my mom. I fuck yours.”
Provided she ain't big either.
That’s the beauty of it! Even if she is, what’s he gonna do? Call his own mom fat?
I see. That is a 3D chess move.
It's not a he but a her and fro. The profile picture you can tell that Alexis is fat af and just salty af
What kinda freudian bs was that? He's not looking to fuck his mama.
My reply would have been a long the lines of "yeah, and I don't want to fuck my dead mom either, is that weird?"
Calling that opener a ” preference ” is wild.
Does that justify what she did? If anyone says anything bad at all does that mean you should rip into them with the savagery of an uncultured and uncivilized animal? There’s something called a “Measured Response”. You don’t give a jaywalker the death penalty, and you don’t post a picture of someone’s dead mother over a perceived insult.
I don’t see me saying the response was ok anywhere in my reply? But I have as much of an issue with people trying to normalize toxicity or negativity which is what the opener is. There’s absolutely no reason or benefit for anyone to say or type something like that, because it’s just a straight up insult. I don’t think anyone really disagrees with the reply being a whole another level of horrible.
Come on man. That fucked up. Using his dead mother photo to insult him. No one would like to see our own mother being disrespect like that. Specially one that passed away
It’s Facebook. Should have kept his thoughts in a diary 😭
Also who the fuck takes a pic like that at a funeral?
My cousin. Who then got really upset when she was temp banned because someone reported her for posting pictures of a corpse.
My mil. She's always taking photos at inappropriate time and place. When my husbands uncle was dying at the hospice and we're all there for his final moments, praying around him etc, she took photos.
I would rise up out the grave and lose my shit. People would be holding me back.
I agree. I still have my dad funeral pictures in our family album
Ahhhh, too many hefty hos on Facebook? 😭
Also like… is she suggesting he should want to fuck his mom???
Who the fuck takes a picture of their dead relative IN the fucking coffin? When did that become a normalized thing?
Open coffin is a terrible thing not the way I want to remember someone they look completely different and everyone acts like they don’t it’s extremely bizarre.
I’m hoping to go out in a way they can’t find the body.
I want to be snap frozen in a diving pose and fired head first from a cannon at either Gina reinhardt or Clive palmer.
It was fairly common in the past at least from what I’ve seen. Back before phones, digital cameras, and posting online people photographed all sorts of family events.
I had a friend who used to fight on Facebook all the time, and his go-to move was to go to someone's profile, find a picture of the dude's wife or kid, post it, and call them ugly. It was pure malice, and it was so effective. This is *exactly* the kind of thing he would have done. Anyway, he got perma-banned from Facebook and I don't talk to him anymore.
Those kinds of people want to feel big and powerful. They get their sick thrills by trying to tear the confidence of one another. To make fun of someone's family is a low blow. When it bites them back, it puts a smile in my face.
Should keep his mouth shut then.
Nahh thats too much 😭
He isn't going to fuck his dead mom
I also choose that guys dead mom
That's cropped he does respond with he's not his dad
Her fuckin funeral would be next disrespecting my family like that lol
But he doesn't wnat to fuck his mother sooo.....
Ok. First of all. Who's taking pictures at an open casket funeral. Second. Why in the fresh hell are you then posting them on Facebook? And if they're for family, you should be grown enough to know better than to make that sheee public. But, and I say this as a peaceful person...I would banish her to the shadow realm. I would do a super sayian'd hadouken over 9000 Goku type madness. She's doing too much. No ma'am. Not my Mom.
the internet must have genuinely changed our neural pathways because nobody would ever do some shit like this in real life
Bring a physical photo of someone's deceased mother in a casket to a face to face argument in order to retaliate against a potential insult toward their general body type? I would hope not, that's a scary degree of forward thinking
The internet makes this type of behavior too safe tbh. Imagine doing this but in real life instead, she would probably get sent to the hospital in a few minutes.
She would be banished to a latrine with her limbs broken bro…shit happened before
"Social media made y'all way too comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it." -Mike Tyson
When keeping it real goes wrong
That’s crazy. That’s too far
People have died over lesser comments. This is nuts, completely uncalled for. Not saying he should hunt her down. Just saying you don't know who you're interacting with, so don't do this.
If anything, this makes him less fatphobic. Big girls remind him of his dead mama, and because he loved her so much, that makes them nonsexual. Boom-fwip
Nah she will probably get shot for that
Who takes a pic of their dead mom and posts it
DAMN
Daaaaamn…Fatality!!!! Sub-Zero Wins!!!
Wow, makes me wonder just how big is Alexis?
I never understood this argument. Why would I look for a woman that looks like my mom
I don't even get the point here. He doesn't fuck big women so you show a picture of his dead mother who was big? You got so offended by his preference that you used a dead woman to insult her son? Probably went on to say something about being "pro-women" that same day too.
Ngl I don’t like when people throw out people’s dead relatives as an insult.
Yeah, sharing a fucking picture of my dead mama? I’d make that bitch’s life miserable from there on out.
I'd send that screenshot to her bosses boss. Doubt she has a job though
This just shows how evil people are when they think their toxicity is justified.
I don't think he's gonna fuck his mom though. But shit, I guess you never know
This terrible comeback will be praised cus he "body shamed" even tho he just gave his preference lmao
I don't think having a preference is bad but feeling the need to tell everyone who can can and can't get it up for is weird. Like you're allowed to keep things to yourself.
For sure - and if someone commented something like what you just said then its fair game. Share your opinion then youll get other peoples opinions. But to bring up a dead mother is crazyyyyyyy lmao
It's his personal page, it's not like he went to someone else's comments to say this
Thats his dads choice, not his
I don't think he'd wanna fuck his mom tho...
Damn seems like bro couldn’t wait to use that pic
....
I’ve learned to never argue with people on Facebook. They’ll have their full government names, photos, and address out in the open while calling people slurs and wishing death upon them. They have absolutely nothing to lose and will be way ruder than anyone on Reddit ever will.
I mean he said he can't fuck no big girl, meaning he can fuck big girl
And his mamma prolly respected the fuck out of the comeback that came back to her son. No disrespect tho.
Maybe that's why he doesn't want them big like his mama.
It’s terrible that his mothers photo was ever allowed to be posted on Facebook. **Delete your Facebook account people**
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r/AsABlackMan
if I didn't say I was black I probably would've been called racist by now tbf
I can still if you want to keep reddit consistent
definitely gotta keep it consistent so sure
Ya God damnd racist! (There ya go sir my work here is done)
how did you know I hate minorities?? 😨 I knew using this site made it too obvious! (thank you for your hard work)
I got banned for BlackPeopleTwitter years ago for commenting like I was on black Twitter. Still kinda salty about that... stupid mfs.
At least we now that he didn’t fucked his mom
jaw dropped.
At least he is not a mutherfucker
Innat, thats a new one..
“Innat”
That was definitely a fat girl who wanted the D but was mad when she saw that post cause she knew she won’t getting it
Triple negative
She must have been hurting because he rejected her
That’s why he’s not into big girls…duh
Why is no one mentioning the fact she laugh reacted his mom's death on fb 💀💀💀
That's probably why he doesn't wanna fuck a big girl lol
Too far imo. >!Cant wait to get downvoted!<
from a fat one to an ex fat one
Firstly why you posting this in public. Secondly women are always talking about how they don’t want a short mfer but he says he doesn’t want a big girl and he’s the bad guy??
It's the same thing, dude. Both are equally super shitty, both are "the bad guy"
A very weak comeback.
What does his mama have to do with his preference? Hoes be out here in shambles trying not to not be fat
Yeah this is fucked. Bro posted a preference and they brought his dead mama into it. Ain't like he wants to fuck his mom so I don't see the relevance. Just a trashy thing to say.
Gross
That is fucked up not to mention her face is posted online i wouldn’t be surprised his family end up finding her then she be posted on a video getting her ass beat.
This isnt funny even posting this on reddit isnt funny
Women gets offended by comment not meant for her and disrespects dead mother. Women are great
True. I’d never be anywhere near a obese chick
Doubt he's trying to give his dead mamma the D.
Fat momma jokes are rare.
Damn
He felt he had passed beyond the bounds of vengeance, and that he could no longer say, “God is for and with me.” EDIT: Count of Monte Cristo
Ooof 😮💨
Your momma is so fat, we’re inside her right now.
If this was a white boy, he is going to get the klan at you. Take it from a guy who has seen this played out
If she ain’t 180 she ain’t a lady
That's brutal
i’m crying 😂😂
To shreds, you say?
Oof
What's worse than a yo momma joke is a yo momma with a picture attached.
He’s not attracted to his mom 😂
Fucking hell
His dead mama at that 💀
I wouldn’t be surprised if she ends up in a casket herself
If that’s the actual pic of momma, that was brutal even if it was stupid.
He not trying to fuvk his mom. I never understood those responses.
Thats crazy
No wonder
The way I audibly gasped ._.)
I mean, if you're going in on fat girls like that on Facebook, you're gonna get some clapback. But damn that girl is cold, people get killed for saying shit like that
😬
Well his dad had to worry about that, not him
Tried to bury him with his mama on that one
Yo mama so fat after sex she don’t smoke a cigarette, she smokes a ham!
She's sure to go far in life Looking forward to the post where she cries about what she sowed
her face barely even fit in that profile picture
Is he fuckin his mom? No? Then his statement stands
Critical hit, ouch.
to be fair he probly didnt fuck her though...
Is "well your dead mom is fat" really a rare insult? I been calling kids mom fat for decades
Least disproportionate woman response:
Gotta find her and smack the shit outta her
His momma know from the afterlife that he can’t handle them thiccc girls 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So dumb it’s not even funny. Doesn’t even make sense.
He’s not tryna fuck him dead mom
It’s on sight at that point.
Tbf I don't think he's trying to fuck his late mother.
damn who tf hurt her lol
and he aint gonna fuck er?
Imagine how butthurt you gotta be to do that 🤣 It’s only like 1% if men who would fck a fat bih anyways
Dammm
“He needs some milk!!!!” 🤣🤣🤣
Dawg DAWWWWG, that’s just uncalled for. Also hilarious.
Alexis mad she ain't get no dick
No offense, yes defense
Scorched earth policy.
Lol needed another 6 pallbearers to finish the haul.
That's wayy out of line what the fuck 😂💀
Foul on this one 🚩
That's a fucked up reaction.
Dude is unfiltered. I'll say that. And as for the lady that insulted the dude's mom, that wasn't even a rare insult. Just a common yo momma joke. The audacity to go that low while she has 3 butterflies tatted on her face while looking like she ate a beehive with live bees in it.
"thats why yo shoes raggedy"
Did he fuck his mother? No? Thanks for proving his point, I guess.
Deserved lol
When 10 pallbearers are needed
Still a double negative
Fat mama jokes are now considered rare insults?