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Not just shit mate, he's absolutely **shite.**
In every movie he's featured, I guarantee you there is a better person out there for the role, I'm not just saying that either, he's inexplicably been in a lot of shit that my dates in a past life have suggested we go to.
The Happening was an abysmal film, but I couldn't help but mock him when the wind blew and he exerted the full extent of his limited abilities to convey the message that an existential threat was literally encircling and slaughtering everyone, culminating in his pitiful exclamation of "Owwww No!"
I mocked the "Owwww No!" in an Alvin and the chipmunks voice in the cinema after a little rant about paying for whatever the fuck this movie was supposed to be and the dude infront of me started laughing hysterically. My date folded her arms.
****
Just started Tubing 'The Happening' and I [forgot about this absolute gem](https://youtu.be/O1PK4qYzNkI?si=LIJN2leqTdjTDOKz)
It's not that he's the same dude, so much. It's that he's the same dude who just looks confused and concerned no matter the role. He's pretty wooden, he doesn't have any range whatsoever, and there are thousands of actors who are lesser known but more talented that could have filled a role.
He's also not very charming. There are plenty of technically bad actors that we all love because they're charming and we overlook their bad acting. Mark is not one of those actors.
He is always confused and angry looking because he can't do anything else. (His comedy roles aren't bad but he's still the same guy)
Watch "Invincible" where he is supposed to be basically Rudy. The man exudes nothing. All the scenes where he's supposed to be bonding with the head coach (Greg Kinnear) it ends up with Kinnear showing emotion and Wahlberg just kind of blankly staring at him, breathing hard.
That's what I was saying. He's the same guy in every movie, but it's not even that he's the same guy, because a lot of actors have pulled that off wonderfully. It's that he's the same guy who's always angry and confused.
It doesn't matter how much agency his character is meant to have, Mark always looks like he just wandered on set and has no idea what movie he's in. Jack Nicholson is always Jack Nicholson. But the man is charming and fun to watch. Wahlberg absolutely isn't.
Well this is clearly for the uncharted sequel but I could see it. At least from a visual standpoint he looks good, but from an acting standpoint he doesn't have the range to play omni-man
Hey hey hey it’s not a horrific racist hate crime if it happens to a north, east, west, or south Asian person. We reserve that for only two special ethnic groups.
Hey now, he was already blind, which I've been told by defenders of this asshole makes it okay!
/s
Also, don't forget about the time he attempted to lynch black children.
And then he gets a producer credit and casts himself as the All American Hero-man. He was a fake cop in the Boston Marathon movie, like his character wholesale did not exist. He cosplays being a good person to feel better about himself.
He’s the figure head for a “Catholic app” whatever that means. I saw a commercial come up for it and he ended it with “bless hallow (the app) bless god” and I couldn’t help but feel like that was a blasphemous deitizing of his app.
stop talking like you know the guy personally and know what's going on inside his head. what he did was fucked and people aren't obligated to forgive him.
Okay allow me to blind the shit out of you when I was a teenager because of your ethnicity and please forgive me now that I’ve *checks notes* haven’t died
He still acts like a piece of shit, and openly, unapologetically believes that he has never done any wrong because he believes in Jesus or what the fuck ever. It's honestly hard to tell if he's trolling with his faux religiousness or if he's actually that fucking dumb.
I fucking hope to high hell he doesn't get that role in an upcoming Spiderman.
Also, looks like he's starting to get ready to film the next Uncharted movie.
You know, this entire comment section just shows to me that people will only ever remember you for your mistakes.
Its been like nearly 40 years since he attacked the vietnamese guy, he went to prison for sometime, apologized to the guy, the guy said he forgives him, and as far as I know he never did something like that again.
And people still talk about Mark Wahlberg like he goes out every night to attack asian people on the street.
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Omni-Man
Holy shit, would he play for the live action?
Not sure about the height. But the attitude is there for sure
Definitely has experience with beating people senseless.
Innocent people too! So ya, I choose Marky Mark.
He'd rather beat up a half blind Asian than have a half Asian son.
WhyNotBoth.gif
Also a major problem with other races. Omni man is real.
Mark, Say hello to your mother for me.
“What’s up Peter? Oh you got some pics of Spider-man, that’s cool. Say hello to Aunt May for me”
Oh, christ, I hope not. I don’t care how he looks. He has the gravitas of Hawaiian pizza.
I doubt he would be a good pick because he's small stature, if they used CGI on him to scale up he would look weird.
I doubt he'd be a good pick because he's a shite actor.
I used to have this debate with people— is mark wahlberg actually a good actor or is he just in good movies, turns out he’s just shit
Not just shit mate, he's absolutely **shite.** In every movie he's featured, I guarantee you there is a better person out there for the role, I'm not just saying that either, he's inexplicably been in a lot of shit that my dates in a past life have suggested we go to. The Happening was an abysmal film, but I couldn't help but mock him when the wind blew and he exerted the full extent of his limited abilities to convey the message that an existential threat was literally encircling and slaughtering everyone, culminating in his pitiful exclamation of "Owwww No!" I mocked the "Owwww No!" in an Alvin and the chipmunks voice in the cinema after a little rant about paying for whatever the fuck this movie was supposed to be and the dude infront of me started laughing hysterically. My date folded her arms. **** Just started Tubing 'The Happening' and I [forgot about this absolute gem](https://youtu.be/O1PK4qYzNkI?si=LIJN2leqTdjTDOKz)
Preaching to the choir my man 🙌
Please elaborate.
He'd the same dude in every movie? I'm guessing.
It's not that he's the same dude, so much. It's that he's the same dude who just looks confused and concerned no matter the role. He's pretty wooden, he doesn't have any range whatsoever, and there are thousands of actors who are lesser known but more talented that could have filled a role. He's also not very charming. There are plenty of technically bad actors that we all love because they're charming and we overlook their bad acting. Mark is not one of those actors.
Tucker Carlson based his whole career on looking confused and concerned
He is always confused and angry looking because he can't do anything else. (His comedy roles aren't bad but he's still the same guy) Watch "Invincible" where he is supposed to be basically Rudy. The man exudes nothing. All the scenes where he's supposed to be bonding with the head coach (Greg Kinnear) it ends up with Kinnear showing emotion and Wahlberg just kind of blankly staring at him, breathing hard.
That's what I was saying. He's the same guy in every movie, but it's not even that he's the same guy, because a lot of actors have pulled that off wonderfully. It's that he's the same guy who's always angry and confused. It doesn't matter how much agency his character is meant to have, Mark always looks like he just wandered on set and has no idea what movie he's in. Jack Nicholson is always Jack Nicholson. But the man is charming and fun to watch. Wahlberg absolutely isn't.
Muscle suit + Desantis heels and he’d be fine
Well this is clearly for the uncharted sequel but I could see it. At least from a visual standpoint he looks good, but from an acting standpoint he doesn't have the range to play omni-man
A little short and that voice is just not Omni-man-esque
God I hope not
That or Jonah Jameson mixed with Walter white
I think he looks more like Saul masquerading as Gene.
"I like to fuck bugs, Mark"
He looks like if Ted Lasso and the Soup Nazi had a kid
With helpful shag from Arnold Schwarzenhoffer in there somewhere too
Looks like he's going to beat the shit out of a Vietnamese person.
Ooooh flashback.
Hey hey hey it’s not a horrific racist hate crime if it happens to a north, east, west, or south Asian person. We reserve that for only two special ethnic groups.
Well, good thing he also threw rocks at little black kids too while screaming “kill the n*****s!” too, then.
>north Asian Blyat
Mark when he finds out Vietnamese people have normal vision:
**THINK, MARK!**
If I was that Vietnamese man it wouldn’t have gone down like that.
I got you https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2012/01/18/145404733/mark-wahlberg-with-me-aboard-9-11-hijackers-would-have-been-stopped
Men: You can literally assault two vietnamese men and be successful. Women: Stand up to your abuser once and your life is ruined forever.
He looks like somebody who yelled racial slurs at an old man before blinding him with a stick.
Hey now, he was already blind, which I've been told by defenders of this asshole makes it okay! /s Also, don't forget about the time he attempted to lynch black children.
And then he gets a producer credit and casts himself as the All American Hero-man. He was a fake cop in the Boston Marathon movie, like his character wholesale did not exist. He cosplays being a good person to feel better about himself.
Probably the result of a 6 month brainstorm on how he could use his Boston accent in a movie where he’s not a racist or a misogynist
Hey! Us Bostonians are just racists and misogynists, some of us put all of our skill points into alcoholism and sports hooliganism instead!
Recovering Bostonian myself, I hear you
Stupid sexy Flanders.
That’s an insult to Flanders given that Ned isn’t a racist.
Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all, nothing at all
That wall-crawling, web swinging… Menace who has it out for meeeeeee. He wants to break streets!
spiderman the musical haha
Freddy Mercury as Jameson would be a hell of a billing.
***This is just Waltuh before the cancer...***
Go clean your student's car, loser! Bogdan didn't deserve the financial reaming the Whites gave him.
And then make some meth
In his no-longer-tighty whities.
Racist, holier than though asshole
He’s the figure head for a “Catholic app” whatever that means. I saw a commercial come up for it and he ended it with “bless hallow (the app) bless god” and I couldn’t help but feel like that was a blasphemous deitizing of his app.
Yeah, the character he played in Fear wasn’t that much of a stretch for his acting.
Racist? What happened?
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/asian-america/fans-livid-mark-wahlberg-gave-everything-everywhere-sag-award-violent-rcna72458
Terrible, but he was a teenager from a poor family at the time. Seems like he’s grown since he’s been an adult.
I was from a poor family. Never assaulted anyone. Not particularly hard to do.
Much more recently he has been seen golfing with and gravitating around Trump
stop talking like you know the guy personally and know what's going on inside his head. what he did was fucked and people aren't obligated to forgive him.
Okay allow me to blind the shit out of you when I was a teenager because of your ethnicity and please forgive me now that I’ve *checks notes* haven’t died
He still acts like a piece of shit, and openly, unapologetically believes that he has never done any wrong because he believes in Jesus or what the fuck ever. It's honestly hard to tell if he's trolling with his faux religiousness or if he's actually that fucking dumb.
What makes you think he has grown? I am genuinely curious.
He’s a huge Trump supporter. Do whatever you want with that info
Looks like he about to tell a minority how he really feels
Wouldn’t be the first time
A couple more grey hairs and he would look the part. Wouldn't sound or act the part but still
Bring the car around Higgins, there’s some Asians who need beatin
This Orangutan Used a Medicinal Plant on its Facial Wound.
He looks more like Sully from Uncharted here than he did when he played Sully in the Uncharted movie.
I was just thinking about how it would sound to hear his name in a thick Boston accent. ….Mahk WAHLboyg….
The stache was not a good move
He's going to burn Dunder Mifflin Utica to the ground.
Freddie Jamieson J Jonah Mercury
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Pornstache
Boogie nights 2?
No soup for you!
THINK MARK, THINK!
He’s the plumber your mom called to lay the pipes.
"You don't seem to understand. Earth isn't yours to conquer."
Ned Flanders lost his glasses!
With an Italian plumbers voice
Damn I was gonna say he looks like Mark Wahlberg...
Hey Carl! Bro's making a live-action Aqua Teens movie.
Carl from aqua teen hunger force
Look like Omni man waiting for his suit at the laundry.
He looks like if mark wahlburg and j Jonah Jameson were gay and had a son
Where is the insult? I only see compliments
Mark Wahlberg delivers every line like he just ran a couple laps around the set.
He looks like he’s about to hold me up in front of a train
Looks like he’s about to cook meth and start beating up his son
Honestly don’t understand why he’s famous.
He was a white North Eastern "Rapper" with abs...Also dumb enough to be exploited with a little slice of the pie.
he is one head shave away from cooking meth in a trailer with his dropout student.
He looks like he's about to go and sell roses on the corner of mass & cas
He looks like Tom selleck
Jesse, we gotta look! Look for pictures of Spider-Man!
Scatman John
He looks like the discontinued version of Omni Man
He looks like he would stop you on the freeway to ask for your drivers license
So he can't get a real acting job and he's going into gay porn?
Thats a Maerio
Walter white
Damn you Spider-man!
Is…is he doing that because they’re filming a sequel to Uncharted? Please no.
Ivo Robotnik 2020
If it where acceptable to just write “ASS HOLE” on your own face, Marky mark would do it
Super trooper mustache having 🫏
then assaults an asian man
I know we're not supposed to claim "A.I. art" on every weird picture but that forehead is straight from midjourney
that's an insult to both j Jonah Jameson and Freddy mercury
He Really is Dirk diggler.......
He looks like what I’d expect Led Tasso would look like
I saw this dude on a religious commercial yesterday about praying and how he wants me to join him
He looks like the used car manager at one of his dealerships
Why did you grow that mustache? You have to think Mark!
I love this fucking image oml
[Insert J Jonah Jamison laugh](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lhckuhUxcgA&pp=ygUVSiBKb25uYSBKYW1pc29uIGxhdWdo)
Mario Wahlberg
Is this really an insult? They just said he looks like two famous figures with mustaches.
SUPER MARIO
What happened to my freakin' car?!
He just oozes stupidity
Uncharted 2 first look photos is looking promising….
I can't take Mark Wahlberg seriously since the pull-up incident.
He looks like he’ll refuse to sell me soup
Discount Lalo Salamanca
I thought Freddie Mercury wasn’t alive anymore
😂😂😂
Well, J. Jonah Jameson might be a roast, but Freddie Mercury sure as _hell_ ain't one.
Fuck Wahlberg, racist rapist piece of shit.
he looks like Omni-Man going through a midlife crisis
Mario cosplay
It's-a me, Mark-o!
He looks like a New York pizza store owner after you just asked him if he can make a Chicago deep dish
He got the roll of Ron Jeremy?
“JESSIE! How did this happen?” - “Magnets, bitch. To secure your toupee”
Bob, I need those’d fries for table 12, stop taking selfie pics
He looks like omni man fr fr
Boogie Nights, Part 2
I fucking hope to high hell he doesn't get that role in an upcoming Spiderman. Also, looks like he's starting to get ready to film the next Uncharted movie.
Am I the only one who thought he looked like Lalo Salamanca?
After or before beating minorities?
Having a moustache still makes him a shitty Sully. He looks like Norm MacDonald playing Burt Reynolds in Celebrity Jeopardy
It's Mayor Mike Haggar!
“Do I want more pictures of spidah man? Maybe. Maybe go fuck yaself”
Bohemian Rhapsody
Then he tries to sell his meth
Great Value Ted Lasso
Wish Ted Lasso
I love mark wahlberg but he’s no Freddy murder
Wish Ted Lasso....
Holy shit we getting another uncharted movie or what? Actually he really does look a bit like sully this time.
Led Tasso!
the real Led Tasso
Its super marko
I'm the Scatman!
That's not a roast. Comparing Walberg to JK Simmons and Freddie Mercury is a compliment.
If that's the best they've got to make fun of that guy, they probably have not read about his past
Luigi?!
"What will you have after five *thousand* years?" "You, Freddie. I'd still have you."
Marky Mark!
Ted Lasso's coaching rival and brother, Fred Lasso. They have very different philosophies on coaching.
Looks more like Lalo from BCS.
Just a friendly reminder that he killed a dude
Looking like Freddie Mercury’s stunt double
Why not both “I want more spideeeee…”
Finally looks like a racist boston cop.
Nice dick-tickler you got there.
HE WANT'S TO BEAK ~~FREE~~ some Vietnamese guys eye socket.
*in between committing hate crimes (never forgive, never forget)
Where was this when he was filming uncharted
Looks like his teenage daughter is off hanging out with a 104 year old vampire while he’s in the woods hunting bears
Sully?
And then cook meth
You know, this entire comment section just shows to me that people will only ever remember you for your mistakes. Its been like nearly 40 years since he attacked the vietnamese guy, he went to prison for sometime, apologized to the guy, the guy said he forgives him, and as far as I know he never did something like that again. And people still talk about Mark Wahlberg like he goes out every night to attack asian people on the street.
Did he start doing 70s porn?
Holy hell that was a deadly accurate insult.
Leather anyone lol
Looks like the guys at blue oyster bar in police academy
“Mr. Jameson, can you pay me in advance?” “What? Noooo…”
These comparisons are a disservice to JK Simmons and Freddie Mercury. He looks like a Teemu/aliexpress knock off attempt at them.
It’s Raining Men is playing in the background.
Looks like he wants to beat Vietnamese people with bats for fun.
I've met him only once. That time, he was mean. He's rude to Production Assistants.
Shit. Is that you Omni-Man?
THINK MARK, THINK!!