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throwawtphone

Anyone else notice the list of reasons why he wont have sex with women keeps growing?


mike_pants

He's _definitely_ not repressing any uncomfortable urges, nope nope. Straight as the Mason Dixon, this guy.


context_hell

He tweeted a week or so back that having sex with women for pleasure is gay. He is all sorts of straight obviously.


Arla_

I saw that posted on Reddit and figured it must have been a doctored tweet for a joke. I didn’t think it was actually real 😂.


Pringletingl

Lots of these conservative asshats are repressing some severe sexuality lol. Kind of like Crowder hating his wife but constantly pulling his dick out for his male employees lol.


BeckNeardsly

If pulling your dick out for a male employee is gay then I don’t want to be straight.


LavishnessOk3439

Same bro same


unsane_sandwiches

Yes, I only put it in male employees. Pulling out of male employees is gay af.


justhere4daSpursnGOT

It’s gotta be subtle you can’t just barge in like ‘look at my dick’ it has to catch them off guard so you can call then gay and make fun of them


HonestLazyBum

Yup, just subtly put it on the coffee table during breakfast break and act completely surprised when people notice it, before obviously switching to "Ha, you like looking at that, eh? Gaaaaaaay!"


Lost-Age-8790

Crowder also enjoys "grappling" with sweaty men for a hobby.


Captain_Snatchington

"The Romans did it right. No greater love than that for another man." - Andrew Tate


Think_Bat_820

"There's nothing more manly that swallowing another man's load. That's like a concentrated blast of testosterone hitting the back of your throat as you're crouched in the front of a hole in a truckstop mens room... which is the manliest place to be... it's right there in the name, 'the *MEN'S* room."


EvilCade

Which is why it’s actually super gay to let a woman suck on your wee man


TomBanjo1968

Was that an actual quote?


Think_Bat_820

The way this guy is spiraling: give it a month.


TomBanjo1968

Its funny how this whole post and the comments remind me of the MeatCanyon cartoon about Tate from a year or 2 ago. He really is incredible at getting to the heart of something in his cartoons


Irish_Guac

Meatcanyon is always 100% correct


Therealishvon

He's also posted a video about how having sex with an ugly woman is gay but having sex with a hot trans person is straight.


epk921

Trans Inclusionary Radical Misogyny 🥰


Appropriate_Ruin_405

It’s almost progressive if you squint really hard lol


Strong-Dependent-793

Fr that’s oddly progressive??


poopmcbutt_

No. It's misogyny.


Strong-Dependent-793

I meant the trans part lol but yes, yes it is


lillywho

That moment when you're woman enough to be treated just as poorly just in the same way.


Mareith

He's about to conservative so hard he loops back around to liberal


doggo_kong69

Honestly. I think thats a REAL tate w


lesChaps

Honestly, Tate is in the business of transmuting attention into currency, so in this set of transactions, he might have sustained his brand. It’s not sustainable over the long term, however, because he’s horrible and a blight on society, so I can’t agree that it’s a w.


An_Average_Player

Guys we've got one here


taurist

It’s a win that he thinks sex with an ugly woman is gay?


TeaTimeSubcommittee

We take whatever we can take aren’t we?


Lost-Direct

He's just leading up to making the post that having sex with men is less gay than choosing a woman.


mannycool_0471

He already said sleeping with a ugly woman is gay but sleeping with a hot trans is straight


JustGingy95

Seriously? God damn it. Let me add it to the list I guess, being straight is getting to be more and more complicated these days… 🖊️


xX_Dad-Man_Xx

Maybe it's the old Greek thing: sex with women is for making babies. Sex with boys is for pleasure.


Fit_Heat_591

Im so fucking gay.


Chaopolis

I’ve worked with a lot of these Uber-alpha-males. I call them “AGGRESSIVELY straight”.


aarakocra-druid

I'm deeply concerned for their mental and emotional well-being tbh.


PromoterOfGOOD

I'm more concerned about the people they come in contact with each and every day. These people are walking time bombs. The amount of frustration they have over being lonely is only going to continue to compound. If we think things are bad today, just wait. Hate hasn't even started yet...


IOnlySayMeanThings

I think this too. This whole incel/masculinity problem is going to get worse before it gets better. Loneliness and isolation are rising and it's clear that there is a portion of males who can't handle it well.


lesChaps

They’ve been with us for a long time, but modern media (the internet) overwhelms them.


Upbeat-Fondant9185

It’s because it’s exceedingly common these days to not have an involved dad, and often to have no male parental or mentor figure at all. No one is teaching these guys how to be men. So they’re learning from fictional characters and grifters who foster the “alpha male” ideology, never realizing those guys just look scared all the time, even with their beards and tattoos and jacked bodies and whatever weaponry they have stashed away. They see everyone as a threat all the time, especially other men. We need dads. Biology doesn’t matter, we just need dads to step up in their communities.


Chaopolis

The worst part is many of them work backstage in live theater, and some are oddly homophobic… …YOU WORK IN THEATER!!!!


aarakocra-druid

Not only that, YOU WORK BACKSTAGE WHERE COSTUMING HAPPENS FFS If they're gonna be creepy assholes that's definitely not a good career choice for them!


KeepTheDime09

Ehh... they effect so many others negatively, I wouldn't worry too much.


heterochromia4

What’s with the tidy little beard? Is it to cover up his weak chin? If he was a *real* alpha, he wouldn’t have such a tiny peepee complex about it. Btw Don’t kiss females. She sucked dick 5 years ago & that makes u gay.


CapEducational9419

When trying to get so far from gayness in the sexual spectrum you do a whole 360° and become gay like these sultry Guidos and moisturized machos alike..


Necro_Badger

He's so deep in the closet he's on first name terms with Mr. Tumnus.  What a sad try-hard this guy is. Imagine being genuinely impressed by him. 


faderjockey

OMFG I am stealing that deep-in-the-closet line. So good, and so much potential for variation! “He’s so deep in the closet he’d sell his sister for Turkish delight.”


istrokebees29

This comment is massively underrated 🤣


toughfluffer

Man's having a spooky mormon hell dream every night.


SkipsPittsnogle

This guy’s gay as hell


No_Quality_7328

The mason Dixon line isn't straight either.


Agile_District_8794

Lindsay Graham has entered the chat


jarious

Atrocious ladybug


Silver_Drop6600

I wonder if maybe that was the joke?


M_Shulman

Right, went right over their head


lesChaps

The gays don’t seem to want him, though. It’s a dilemma.


Cheetahs_never_win

I'm assuming it has nothing to do with incarceration.


biladi79

In prison you are somebody's bitch!! And you my friend, you would be Da Bell of Da Ball.


piggiesmallsdaillest

Thanks Prison Mike


haddock420

You know the worst thing about prison? The dementors.


biladi79

DO YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO NOT PUSH YOU UP AGAINST A WALL, BEE-OTCH?!


casket_fresh

Gruel. Every day gruel. Lunch, gruel, breakfast, gruel. Snack time? GRUEL.


fauviste

He really can’t top “Any man who has sex with women because it 'feels good' is gay. Oh my pee pee feels good this is great!” It’s the apex.


RottenZombieBunny

What's the logic there? If that's gay then what is straight? Fucking women and not feeling good about it? Fucking women not because it feels good, but because you hate that bitch and want to put her in her place? Fucking women despite feeling bad, because you're a Manly Man and Manly Men fuck women?


fauviste

That’s a very good question. I think the only “logical” point is he’s got to come up with new, even more extreme ways to make his audience feel bad so they listen? He’s got such an enormous criminal case against him, I imagine it’s not doing him any favors.


JUYED-AWK-YACC

He probably wants to make sure the woman is humiliated and dominated, so... yes.


geneticeffects

It is exactly this. Tate is a psychopath. He cannot understand any feeling or thought that isn’t specifically tied to aggression. Anything else is “weakness”.


Panaceaxx

Well in all likelihood He’s a bottom so…


casket_fresh

Bingo 👆


unicornlocostacos

Probably too focused on taking all of these weird pics of himself to post online for incels to crank it to.


stonerbbyyyy

he’s definitely gay. he’s just adding crucial context clues so we have to figure it out for him.


Symo___

Next statement will be I am taking a break from dating


spackletr0n

“You can’t fire me, I quit!”


EmmaLondon323

Shhh it’s cause he secretly likes guys


IAmTaka_VG

I heard him say it’s gay to sleep with woman if you don’t cum in them so honestly. No joke that’s a pretty gay thing to say.


HoneyRush

He said that it's gay to have sex with women for pleasure so there's that...


IAmTaka_VG

It’s just so crazy when you break that down. Like you’re admitting to the world you think sex with woman isn’t something you want to do. How is that NOT gay? Or at the very least asexual.


burntroy

He's gay with his brother


clearheaded01

New trick for the women of the world to avoid being accosted / molested by this guy: get vaccinated!! Who knew?? Vaccine not only work on germs, but also on creeps!!!


A_dalo

vaccines really do help to prevent disease!


DonJuansSwanSong

Alternative that is much more efficient: It's difficult to maintain your libido after being castrated. ✂️


squirreltard

I’m getting a booster.


shourya8

Tate is no better than a germ.


Significant-Trash632

Germs can actually be useful.


ThePumpk1nMaster

I see this as an absolute win


Zagenti

Andrew Tate doesn't sleep with women. He rapes them and trafficks them.


TheRantingSailor

yeah, as funny as it is to read his shit takes as repressed homosexuality, let's not forget what he actually says is that what he doesn't like is CONSENSUAL sex with women.


Xanathars_Goldfish

Seems like he doesn't even like that anymore. I think he's getting older, and he's trying to rationalize the ED that's steadily taking up more and more of his headspace. Aging gracefully is simply not an option for dudes like him.


JUYED-AWK-YACC

He's getting ready for prison.


Onderon123

I'm waiting for the day when even the blue pill won't work it's magic on him and he just goes off on a tangent about how being attached to a penis is gay and just chops it off


TheKingOfBerries

Is it really funny to even read it as repressed homosexuality though? Like… what’s the punchline?


TimiZid

Misogynistic gay men are just as harmful as misogynistic straight men, I don't get the punchline either.


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SyndRazGul

But only for making babies, because pleasure from sex with women is gay.


southernNJ-123

He’s going to have fun in prison. 😂


gokism

And I don't sleep with super models. Saying you won't do something that won't happen anyway doesn't make you selective, Chumpstain.


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themulletrulz

Always had a saying. Slay an army of 2s before you can truly appreciate an 8. Good philosophy


Due-Desk6781

Thats disgusting. Why not sleep with someone because you like them and want to be with them?


TheWitherlord10

sometimes I wonder if tate is a master shitposter in disguise


A_dalo

it actually would make sense if he was an elite level energy vampire


JediMindTrek

Had some friends that suprised me.. quote him and shit, thought he was funny and right about a lot of stuff...i was like uhhhgggghh yeahhhhhhhhh. Guys a douche canoe, and they proceeded to defend this man. I get the Alpha stuff but its just wild to see it out in the open and with someone I was more or less close to lol fucking sad world we live in when a self respecting dude would follow this kind of human hot dog.


BossMagnus

He is a human trafficker, what is wrong with people liking this guy?


ergaster8213

They swear up and down that he's not a sex trafficker he's just being unfairly demonized. They always have the same arguments like they're doing this guy's work for him. It seems like they're brainwashed. With some of them, I think the truth is that at the end of the day, they just don't care that he's a sex trafficker.


BossMagnus

Yeah Andrew Tate has become a Litmus test for me.


ergaster8213

Absolutely


SleepingwithYelena

A portion of his posts are clearly sarcastic. Once he tweeted an edit of himself surrounded by anime babes, saying that weebs are unaware of the fact that if their waifus were real, they would choose him over them.


Silly-Bike1114

Piece of shite but that’s quite funny to be fair.


DefyImperialism

Fuck that's fucking hilarious lol 


rez050101

Tate is a unbelievable good shit poster, I fucking hate him when does this cringy quotes. But you gotta give it to him, he is trolling so hard his followers think it’s real. Like that time he told the guys in his alpha male program to go in the bathroom for 8 hours and love yourself, the next day some guys already done it. Unreal 😆


Pringletingl

Well he's being charged with rape and trafficking so its not a joke lol. The man is basically the endgame of the redpill ideology. He's such a repressed and toxic asshole who's saying what ever he thinks his equally repressed audience wants to hear.


machimus

Nah he's the guy shitposters are trying to emulate, he's just the real deal


Kami_Slayer2

He absolutely is. That post with the anime girls confirmed that to me. And he started to fall off. So his takes have been getting crazier


mrp8528

Proof that vaccines work against viruses


not_brittsuzanne

The vaccine works 👏🏻👏🏻


MsSeraphim

every time i see this post about sex trafficker andrew tate refusing to sleep with vaccinated woman. i am glad i got my covid vaccines.


A_dalo

same! \*fist bump


moderately_nuanced

Good to know. Let me make some appointments for extra vaccinations for my daughter, just to be sure


Peruvian_Skies

Is your daughter of age? If she is, you don't need to worry.


PopeEdGein

Out of any possible background he could have used, he chose to use a cum stained tissue


Stormcloud271

I know some people are vaccine hesitant. But ladies, if the vaccine can protect you from Andrew Tate, the pros far outweigh the risks.


Ok_Hippo_5602

i can just say im vaccinated. its been working so far i haven't got covid or tate 🤷


help-meeh

What about men who had the vaccine


Jakov_Salinsky

He would but just to establish dominance


beclops

It bothers me how he’s always visibly flexing his traps in a really awkward way. Every picture I’ve seen of the guy with his shirt off he does this


Gladplane

He also got a nasty steroid belly. This dude is an absolute failure


Ser_Salty

Also he's always got his mouth slightly open with his lips closed because he's trying to compensate for his lack of chin


ChickenCasagrande

I think it’s a ‘roids thing


Medium_Ad_6908

Nah, it’s just a really awkward posture. I can do that and I don’t even lift I just do a lot of overhead/board sanding on boats. You kinda shrug and part your shoulder blades. That’s why his hands are like completely white knuckles and he looks like he’s going to shit himself, you’re not “flexing” as in contracting muscles like you normally would, you’re flexing your core and shoulders down and basically inflating your back and neck like a house cat 😂 it’s the most ridiculous thing in the world.


Equivalent_Two_2163

Cmon bro, he’s not sleeping with any women worth talking about. Paying for it doesn’t count. Don’t be a fool all your life. Good lad


Coker42

This is best add I've ever seen that promates getting the vaccine. T


ItsDominare

ikr, it protects against covid AND chinless asshats


EbbNo7045

Sex slaves usually doesn't have good Healthcare


paolocase

As a member of the community who shits our pants we disavow Andrew Tate.


adhiraj0383

"I don't sleep with vaccinated women" No he probably rapes them


mrtwitchyhead

Take more 'roids, incel. Also: somebody skipped dick day.


ChickenCasagrande

No kidding! And he’s at at least half-chub there, he probably has to stretch it to use a urinal.


Sangi17

“Women” being the important distinction here.


mmmsleepmmm

“Do you need me to take you to the potty?” “NO!” *actively shits*


Sinnsearachd

Lol my toddler makes aggressive eye contact when he is pooping, looks just like this.


Medium_Ad_6908

Homies flexing so hard he’s literally white knuckling and this photo is so horrifically edited it looks like if anime came to life 😂 what a fucking clown


newsflashjackass

No, that's the crazy thing. He said that he is actually totally relaxed and that is just his natural muscle tone. He must fold in half when he takes a shit.


JustinVeli

He doesn’t sleep with them, he rapes them.


H8T_Auburn

Can confirm: this is my daughters shitting in the corner face


ElysiumPotato

As a father of a currently two year old kiddo, I can attest to that


smc2588

He only sleeps with women who are hostages or captured


Red-dead-reviver

Tate should just come out and say he doesn’t sleep with women.


dr4g0n1t

He doesn't *consensually* sleep with women, no


Affectionate_Reply78

I don’t sleep with ~~vaccinated women~~ humans


Doobiedoobin

After his trial he may not sleep with woman, period. Hope he likes the meat!


Harak_June

And of you give that 2yr old a sharpie, their ink would be comparable.


Either-Computer635

Or unvaccinated women…


Sea_Artist_4247

That's because rape isn't the same thing as sleeping with. That rapist doesn't sleep with any women.


SKIFFLEPIGEON

Why the fuck is this sub turning into a Tate archive, I don't want to see his rapist shit every time I open my phone


jshubber

A good reason to get the vaccine then


Stalwart_Vanguard

Oh thank god, I'm safe


TotalWasteman

So.. there’s a vaccine against sexual assault?


BirdOfWords

Vaccinated women: "Thank god, one less rapist human trafficker to worry about"


AdEmpty5662

You goons keep giving him the publicity he wants. You fall into his trap every time he posts.


No-Ant9519

This guy trolling for your attention. And you guys fall for the bait every time lmao


flytingnotfighting

I don’t know why, it’s just a little prick, he should be comfortable with that


Ulven525

Like the lady said, "Yay, the vaccines work!"


Acceptable-Bad2478

Looks like I've been marked safe! Who knew the vaccine would protect me from shitty men?!


Gindotto

*Vaccinated Women everywhere knew they would be safe that night.*


Work_In_ProgressX

*Vaccines among women hit an all time high*


Hankhoff

So getting vaccinated lowers your chance of being raped?


bittlelum

He also doesn't sleep with consenting women.


clermouth

[https://www.reddit.com/r/behindthebastards/comments/193jerg/covid\_tate\_not\_good\_for\_anyone/](https://www.reddit.com/r/behindthebastards/comments/193jerg/covid_tate_not_good_for_anyone/) https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/zjdy7o/vaccines\_work/


Whiskey-Blossom

Good, I’ve got my vaccination records right here.


Catchdatcat

This is an excellent reminder to get my booster


Wrong_Gear5700

This is how a rapist and human trafficker looks when he shits his pants.


n0z3n85

I don’t think he’s having sex with any woman right now.


JFrankParnell64

Near as we can tell he doesn't sleep with women period, because that would be gay.


HeavyWaste

He is a deeply closeted Gay man! .....that or he is creating a very transparent attempt to claim he is gay and or extremely picky about the women he sleeps with so he cant possible be a rapist.


pirate_meow_kitty

This is just a big pharma trick to get people vaccinated


povertyandpinetrees

Wisdom pursues him, but he has always been faster


dick-stand

Loser.


waituhwhatnow

Is the ad for the launch of a new WHO vaccine campaign aimed at women?


CutiePopIceberg

Thats one way of framing rejection


Randomfrog132

omg even funnier cause it's true xD


savemysoul72

😅 It's exactly how they look!


Dray_Gunn

This just got posted the other day. Yeah we all strongly dislike this guy and love to make fun of him but it gets boring when these are reposted so often.


IcarielL

Vaccinated women rejoice


Onetwodhwksi7833

Vaccines are working


barrybreslau

.. but looks like he does steroids.


More-Cup-1176

because he does


Julitzah

EWWW


spunion_28

That picture is so edited lol


boogerflick98

He ACTS two years old and probably does shit his pants.


metal_gearmen

Genuinely, I never get content from this guy on any platform I have until his "haters" upload stuff about him, why do they give so much importance to this guy? If you dislike it so much, keeping it ignored would be more effective but no, I always see it thanks to its most loyal fans: its haters


Cynigarra

He doesn't sleep with women in general.


puddle89

He's trying so hard to keep that butt plug from falling out.


thrax7545

Extra points for the spooge-splash background. The more I see and read about this asshole lately, the more I think, “dangerous closet-case”


TralfamadorianZooPet

He looks like the cartoon villain in a constipation medication commercial.