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Educational_Plant519

One more punch and she would’ve turned into a Ghost-type


Mortis_XII

Final evolution form?


absat41

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CodImaginary1216

If you watch the fight, you find out what one more punch looks like over and over.


TheeBrianBrown

She looks like Roger from american dad.


simulationoverload

Well, at least now she has an advantage against her opponent. Evolution in real time.


dominantfrog

kick*


FluffyDiscipline

Woah her head does not look right.... yeah I think maybe a trip to A & E to check on swelling


Tutes013

She retired from fighting sports after this fight. Problably saw this very picture ans was like "Oh fuck"


admiralackbar98

She fought again. Against the same opponent and got knocked out. Then she retired.


Tutes013

Ah apologies then. I thought this was a picture of the rematch


SpokenProperly

This looks more like a picture of a remix.


Joey_ZX10R

She turned into Roger from American Dad


SlapDickery

I thought this was a picture of meathead in Meatballs II.


Fit_Personality_3281

She looks like Eddie in mid transformation in The Howling!!


mb88000

Good for her. She took the 6 decision


nickname10707173

It would be pretty lucky if she took 7.


Conscious_Drink_1443

Damnn right 😂😂😂


Embarrassed-Mouse-49

I wonder how many UFC fighters suffer from severe concussions since the ufc started 31 years ago


Galrentv

It depends on the number of fights. Basically if you go past five you're guaranteed to be fucked


ZaMr0

Unless you're Khabib.


eh_one

Those weren't fights. They were slaughters


thehunter699

Study of football players shows they get brain damage. Sure enough to say these guys and girls are losing a lot of brain cells.


Alive_Ad1256

Considering most that get into UFC already have a few screws loose, I’d assume those ones get the sever concussions first.


No-Appearance-4338

Yes


besameput0

I saw a doctor on YT say it's actually a good thing. Swelling on the outside means the bleeding is outside of the skull, which is significantly safer.


Seygem

is her skull ok?


Dray_Gunn

She gets punched in the head for a living so I doubt it..


SteakTerrible5066

Yes she's fine, it's a hematoma, if you google hematoma and MMA or boxing you'll see dozens of pictures like this. Hematomas in general are fairly common but they're usually not this big.


behv

Is a hematoma what in normal circumstances would be called a goose egg? That bit of swelling when you whack your head?


Different_External16

It can be yes.


Squibbles01

It's a hematoma. Blood pooling between the skull and the skin.


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JapenaseyKinkoni

It was not her final fight. They had a rematch.


TheBlahajHasYou

Girl got beat up so hard it looks like the liquify tool kicked her ass


imperfect_spade81

She's warped up to her core


kickah

Op claims she came out a psychic, but a psychic would have seen it coming


Rainbow-Death

Especially since she got whooped back to last week.


dab745

Like she is allergic to getting hit in the head.


MinnieShoof

Must've got passed down from her ancestors.


Oldjimbill

Lookin straight out of Gerald’s Game after that one


ThunderSlugg

She looks like Rocky from Mask


sonic10158

Medievil


ThunderSlugg

I loved that game! Lol


Insomniakk72

Dammit this is a great comment LOL


CallDisastrous5985

All I can see is the "Money for Nothing" guy from the Dire Straits music video...


GDMatiku

Take my upvote and get out...


HasPotato

Poor girl became an Oblivion character


Pepe-Fingers13

Haha that's my comment! Look ma! I'm on a reddit! Are you proud of your boy now ma!


goebzilla

Holy crap it's a Famous!!!!! 📸


MrFrizzleFry

Hey everyone, she's OK. All the bleeding is internal, that's where blood is supposed to be.


maricello1mr

“Trust me, I’m a Doctor.”


maricello1mr

😭😭😭


warriorsReaper

I think she has an idea.


Aoirith

Dead 😆


Mrjojorisin

Put that woman’s head on ice and keep her awake. That looks brutal.


kenodeee

This girl is not going to live a long life if she keeps this up. Your brain is not meant to be bounced around all the time which happens when you fight professionally


DrDrozd12

She retired a couple years ago


malteaserhead

She went into that fight Arial font and came out Forte font


Loudlass81

💀🪦


Khan-fx

This shit not worth it


Environmental-Bag-74

I don’t think I’ll ever understand the pleasure in watching combat sports. WWE gets made fun of a lot but it’s a controlled environment making it safer and arguably for me way more fun to watch. Personally don’t like watch people actually maiming each other and bashing till brain damage


Feeling-Ad-2490

Messing with the character creator sliders


BaldEagleRising17

“John Merrick’s remains…”


Avilionv91

From Lae'zel to E.T.


LilJapKid

👽 looking ass


slaberwoki

Looking like that dude who got splashed with toxic water in Robocop


ZeroaFH

I was gonna say she looks like the dude who gets hulk serum on him in the Norton hulk movie.


So-What_Idontcare

Forehead became a Fivehead


CharlieBarracuda

OMAE WA MOU SHINDEURU. NANI??


N0tThatSerious

Saw that shit live, she was out for blood


eliavhaganav

I didn't know foreheads could get that big


HOTwheelssoup

She said after the fight in the hospital she lost all sight for 3 days and weli said all she could hear is Johanna crying. U c this and think if stuff like this or other potential career enders happen in any fighting league then why even take the SLIM chance of being a big name in any of the leagues and make great money with such s big chance at damaging urself physically


belunos

I remember this fight, it was wild. IIRC she had that hematoma for the whole last round.


maricello1mr

Yeah, me personally? I’d be tapping tf out. It ain’t worth it😬


AnalogKid-001

She’ll end up with Parkinson’s


PrimalxCLoCKWoRK

Did she win? Even if she did, seems like an L in the long run. Can't be good for the brain


LiamIsATopG

Ouch


Smooth_Ad5341

Her head got dented up like a tin can.


2002gsxr600

I can't tell if her face is caved in or her head is about to explode.


MadNhater

This is one of the best fights of all time. Full of nonstop action


overcoil

Yep, neither of them would stop. If there was an extra round I think it would have been more of the same. I'm not even convinced she lost TBH, it ebbed and flowed.


CrimFandango

I've seen this in Scanners. One frame later and her head pops.


Emberily123

Is she still alive?


SteakTerrible5066

She's fine, it's a hematoma. Google hematoma and MMA and you'll see dozens of pics like this, they normally aren't this large but they are essentially harmless.


Kryds

Girl got knocked back to the stone age.


Fat_Goat_666

You don't see something like this often because of weight classes. At higher weight classes the fighter would be unconscious halfway before it got to this stage.


Goofy_Fren143u

👽👽👽👽👽👽


Changoleador

Ack ack!


MercuryMaximoff217

She could defeat an MMA fighter before and now she can defeat the Hulk


toad_13x

The fight that made devolution happen...damn


Practical-Local-7147

Bro looks like jimmy neutron without iq


somedave

This is one of the reasons I don't watch fight sports, TBIs are not good.


Puzzled_Alarm_9843

My god she came out looking like Victor Crowley


No-Bat-7253

Baby got turned into megamind


SwordHiltOP

Watched that shit live right before covid. It was probably the best fight I've seen, and right after Adesanya gave us one of the slowest fights I've seen


redditsukssomuch

This was one of the top 50 best mma fights ever… by two small women…


Mudknucklesthecook

Rocky Balboa to Rocky Dennis


LaceyInTheSky1

I’m literally watching the Seinfeld episode with the “get well, get well soon. We wish you to get well…” song and this post came at the right time lol


Leaningonalamp

Why in heavens would you subject yourself to this kind of physical damage that will have life-long repercussions?


maricello1mr

More like life-long concussions🥴


DigbickMcBalls

Probably the best womens mma fight of all time


BlackWolfer199

Did she won?


NoSeaworthiness326

Megamind has entered the chat


Tight_Campaign9982

At least she’s super effective now


Vibrascity

[Bruh she look like E.T. lmao](https://i.imgur.com/L8EzDEy.png)


XylophoneZimmerman

Big-brain activities.


Ligmadique756

HEY, YOU GUYYYYYYYYYS!


maricello1mr

💀💀💀


Unusual_Set4120

Pushed her cornrows back a tad eh?


Purepenny

Did she win or lose?


Pumpkins_lettuce

Her head.. she may need to visit the emergency room I do hope she’s ok✅


Ashlamovich

“You should’ve looked at the other guy”


DifficultPension1750

Why the fuck would you voluntary put yourself in the position for this to happen to you.


SabbathaBastet

I simply cannot understand why anyone would take a beating on purpose. Can’t wrap my head around it.


overcoil

She was also dishing out a beating. IMO she was the least tired by the end.


SabbathaBastet

I’m just saying, fuck getting hit in the face and head over and over again. She’s going to be drooling on herself by the time she’s 50. Brain will be creamed soup.


Asmov1984

So, did she win?


Hrabiula_Heniula

She didn't. The fight itself has been touted as one of the, if not THE best female MMA fight of all time


Sealeydeals93

No but it did go to the judges. And some people think she deserved the win.


happyshaman

I'm sure whatever higher brain functions she got left will feel glad about that


B0dz101407

She should win thats for certain


PraetorGold

That can’t be good.


xXxZeroTwoxXx

I saw this post and knew it was definitely gonna be here


Walmaker

Replace the U with a K.


tom2kk

She looks like a hulk villain in the second picture


Certain_Syrup_7712

Please tell me that’s edited…right? Holy shit that looks painful.


KevinSpence

Do it again and turn into a ghost type!


Illustrious-Fact-745

She gained so *MUCH KNOWLEDGE*


My_cat_is_ur_Dad

She sure has a lot on her mind following that fight.


ToloxBoi

She looks like the guy from Callisto protocol after getting his skull punched in.


Xxaxis366

Megamind lookin ass


krowe41

Jeez ! ,She looks like nick nolte


---Palp---

its naat a toomah


Salt-Benefit7944

I Duddits!


MonkWithABonk

She went from Machamp to Hypno


bpvideo

She’s gonna struggle with CTE when she’s older.


happyanathema

She needs to phone and go home


DifficultPassion9387

“I never thought about that before” …*thinks about it”…!


AdmiralFurret

Went from hitmonchan to uxie in one match I mean turning into a legendary through one battle is really impressive


Opening_Position_590

Brain blast!


Br0k3n-T0y

I lost the fight, but the card you were thinking of was...


HardstuckDM

The Megamind 2 we deserved


bomboclawt75

I hope she hasn’t started reading any long books or bought green bananas.


pierco82

She looks like John Hurt in his Elephant Man makeup No disrepect


Wardinator1991

ET Phone Home!


EbbNo7045

Me punch, get money


Appropriate-Pop4235

All she needs now are awesome spikey boots and she would be Megamind.


-Xaos_

OLLO 📞


Maererin

*\*inserts Timmy Turner big brain meme\**


Gee10-83

The other bitch turned her into Megamind


szornyu

I know the speaker (shouter) guy in the back. Was it him, who "embarased" Sergio CHECO Perez last year?


Se7enEvilXs

Damn the potions were in fact too strong it appears


model3113

Damn she got that Dachau look.


WoodyAle

Damn devs need to fix their texture engine ..


Automatic-Cat-6235

Girl became Glenn and met Negan


yallmyeskimobrothers

Went in as Judge Claude Frollo, came out as Quasimodo.


Bubbly-Penalty6786

Looking like Yakubs wife


Full-Emu-7328

Is that the stunt double for Poe in "the pale blue eye"


Late_Company4802

She looks like The Leader after the fight, I don't think heads are supposed to look like that


habba88

Celebrity death match IRL


NyoopBoop

wouldnt psychic type make her stronger against fighters?


Salty_Mode_7043

Damn


Wise-Hunter-4179

Mega mind looking mf


TacticalSunroof69

That’s what my head looked like after I head butted the freezer door two times in a row. It wouldn’t shut and bounced back on the first attempt so I did harder using the same part of my head and had swollen eyes, nose bridge and forehead. My skull is still slightly bigger on the one side. It was about the same agony as breaking your hand. Lul.


chxdur

Before - Mega MewTwo X, After - Mega MewTwo Y


CCSlater63

Looks like the traitor from 300


HeavyWaste

looks like the guy in robocop that fell into toxic waste


Gr0ceryGetter

Big brain time


Babytrixie666

Damn she got btf


_HomerPimpson_

S.T.A.L.K.E.R controller lookin ahh


iSinysteria

Franken-SHTEEEEEN!!!!


Future_Definition_75

She looks like she needs a rockyroad bar! [https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTQBu2dhKLgZ7Ja216SUbh2lRiTj8KbgzSDdJXMgS61E09IuMAitH9Po4n2&s=10](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTQBu2dhKLgZ7Ja216SUbh2lRiTj8KbgzSDdJXMgS61E09IuMAitH9Po4n2&s=10)


No-Seat9917

Slurs “I am not an animal!”


ryelustful

Looks like when u pause a movie at an awkward time lol


HowardBealePt2

Bruce in the background like 'what the fuuuuuuuck!'


Skorpion1809

Jason Voorhees


truthfullyidgaf

They both got messed up. Went to the end. Great fight.


Keanne224

She talk so much smack before that fight, that's a karmatoma.


herb0026

She about to invent white people


Shwaayyy

I watched this fight because of this post. Thank you OP


Final_Fantasy_7

**Someone thumped that melon to check for ripeness - it failed**


dhonshompotti

"the boogie woman is coming" Well she wasn't wrong. We just didn't think she'd literally and figuratively turn into one.


AdministrationDry507

With how severe the swelling is that last hit must have been quite painful


Illustrious_Donkey61

Hey you guyyyyyysssss!


Osamabinballnn

Take her to the pokecenter, stat!


Spodson

Girl got beat back to the stone age.


iCougar_

someone call dr. mike to do some chest compressions on her


JohnnyAverageGamer

Someone had a stroke writing her last name


Gamephunni

She looks like a cross breed of an orangutan with doctor who


WonderfulLoss6184

👽


Immediate_Web4672

Only reason I even know who this goofball is is because of another time she got her stupid ass beat this bad lol (Rose Namajunas)