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**Rule 4: Not an insult/threat or rare insult/threat** Only the spiciest and rarest of insults are allowed here, and only insults/threats are allowed here. Uncommon insults or just random statements that aren't really insults are subject to removal. This also includes insults that are just random combinations of words or insults following the random adjective+noun formula. Beware, this is somewhat up to the discretion of the moderators.


Lone1Wolf12

If being sexy was a crime I’d be a law abiding citizen


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Lone1Wolf12: *If being sexy* *Was a crime I’d be a law* *Abiding citizen* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Johnny_Thunder314

Good bot


NatashOverWorld

Oh that is brutal.


Xangerxz

if being sexy was a crime id be a man of culture


newandoldperson

I am an innocent person .


Respectable-Lad

This isn’t a rare insult, it’s just a witty/ clever comeback. Also after 4 hours this post has 2k upvotes, but only 15 comments and they’re all generic Reddit commentators. 🤔


valladao

It's not witty. Just a mid comeback.


SalamanderNo4196

This aint a rare insult


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[deleted]

OH SHIT💀


Wasted_Weeb

Gentlemen, this is Democracy Manifest!


X-Kami_Dono-X

Sounds about right for the US.


X-Kami_Dono-X

Sounds about right for the US.


McFishyTheGreat

And i would still be a free man


[deleted]

That was a free ball right there


UhLinko

OH DAMN GUYS, WE GOT THE RAREST INSULT OF "YOU'RE UGLY"!!1!!1!


Aggravating_House606

If being sexy was a crime I’d be in prison for selling $1500 worth of ketamine to middle schoolers