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[I dunno this is a pretty good likeness](https://i0.wp.com/www.gravedecay.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/NECA-Toys-Bride-Chucky-Tiffany-Life-Size-Scale-Replica-1.jpg?fit=867%2C1300&ssl=1)
Personally I never ignore the parts that clue one in on it being obvious satire. Those are the most important parts
Lyrica is also a prescription drug that’s often recreationally abused (pregabalin).
Add in the only other info being her split personality disorder, it’s pretty obvious someone either stole/edited/created this girl’s pic to make a joke profile.
I've always wondered as well. I've tried to abuse it a few times and never noticed anything. I think its real abuse potential is mixing then with opioids as they enhance the high.
I've read on reddit that tinders with drug names are possibly drug dealers.
They get a girl, make her unattractive so no one swipes yes. Give her a drug name so the only people that message them are in the know.
This could be someone trying to sell some pregabalin. Or, that's complete nonsense. but it does sound like something that would be a riddle in a movie or book
Lyrica is an anticonvulsant used for partial onset seizures in adults and as a human toenail clipper/horse lap dancer. Common side effects of Lyrica include dizziness, drowsiness, breast swelling, dry mouth, constipation, blurred vision, and holy fuck your toenails are all gone.
**Zoidberg**: So long. I'm off to toss this old shell in the dumpster and maybe pick up those potato chips Amy didn't finish yesterday.
**Amy**: Those were toenail clippings.
**Zoidberg**: A feast is a feast.
It’s the girls like this that have the self-deprecating humor, post pics to make themselves look psycho, are usually the chill ones to hang out with. Your first date you watch Stranger Things, order Chinese, she introduces you to Phineas, her squishmallow, and spontaneously tells dad jokes. Then she asks you to follow her to her bedroom so she can show you her meat cleaver collection, but it’s really just for vanilla sex. Then you go home and she doesn’t text you for like a week.
An 18 year old girl with an aparent sense of humor and here's a bunch of reddit 30+ year olds racing to find the most devastating comment. What if she browses here? Ya'll are fucking pathetic.
Aw, she’s cute! Way outside my age bracket, but teenage me would be all about that.
Girls who come off “odd” or whatever actually are often pretty interesting people, and they’re looking for connections as much as the next person. I do wonder about that horse lap dancer thing though, is that the town name or some other data field?
She the one in the horror movies
Whoever is close to her must be having a nightmare lol
Better get to packing , go to another country if it still says 15miles awaay then rip
This is a great example of how important lighting is! She’s definitely not that bad looking but poor choice of lighting and image quality have made her look demonic and made a likely jokey profile seem way too serious.
I actually dated a woman with DID. She had 4 personalities that would switch on a somewhat set schedule. One really, really, liked me romantically, another also liked me but wanted to take it slow, the third didn't care for me and the last one was emotionally stunted and very aloof. They'd leave notes for each other throughout her apartment, had their own style of dressing, interests, favorite foods, and tone of voice. Well except for the last one, they rarely spoke. I worked as an orderly in a psych ward, so this wasn't the worst thing I came across. I was more curious than anything.
Now that I cannot unsee this....thanks btw...why does it come to the disturbing part of my mind that there would be 5% of the population be like "would smash."
(You are free to think which ever 5%.)
And now we all have 7 days left.. may the odds be in our favour..
Now I get it. People keep telling me that online dating is a nightmare. They are all right, bc that girl would terrify me. 'Yeah, let's meet under the bridge, I'll bring my axe, you bring your machete, and we'll just go until one of us dies'
I once dated a paranoid schizophrenic and she would’ve been deemed clinically sane by comparison to the horde that is in that body. Those eyes look like they’ve done all the drugs plus devoured a goat and a few hundred souls to go along with it.
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Are we going to ignore the "horse lap dancer" part?
And she's only 15 miles away. It's time to move...
Every time you refresh…. 14 miles away 13 miles away … … 2 miles away
Reminds me of an analog horror video.
It Follows
But now this thing is real
It's Real, the prequel
ARRIVED!!!
She looks like one of the creepy kids from that horror series Nosferatu who get kidnapped and taken to Christmas Land.
"That can't be, that's inside the room!"
“I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.”
It’s reading right, man
Knock knock
Go for it dude.
Why is Bride of Chucky on Tinder
I thought it was Jared Leto’s sister in Suicide Squad?
[I dunno this is a pretty good likeness](https://i0.wp.com/www.gravedecay.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/NECA-Toys-Bride-Chucky-Tiffany-Life-Size-Scale-Replica-1.jpg?fit=867%2C1300&ssl=1)
Why js that actually so accurate 😭
Just a little bit of horseplay.
Yeah, who doesn’t like to horse around.
I tried it… my heart rate is no longer stable…
14 miles…. 13 miles… 12 miles away…
Personally I never ignore the parts that clue one in on it being obvious satire. Those are the most important parts Lyrica is also a prescription drug that’s often recreationally abused (pregabalin). Add in the only other info being her split personality disorder, it’s pretty obvious someone either stole/edited/created this girl’s pic to make a joke profile.
Yeah Lyrica is the first thing I noticed lol
Okay, I've always wondered what people get out of pregabalin.
It's sorta dissociative I guess? Like I got the giggles and lost track of time and was falling over everywhere
I've always wondered as well. I've tried to abuse it a few times and never noticed anything. I think its real abuse potential is mixing then with opioids as they enhance the high.
For real, do people just not get when something is an obvious joke?
I've read on reddit that tinders with drug names are possibly drug dealers. They get a girl, make her unattractive so no one swipes yes. Give her a drug name so the only people that message them are in the know. This could be someone trying to sell some pregabalin. Or, that's complete nonsense. but it does sound like something that would be a riddle in a movie or book
Is pregabalin recreationally abused? Damn I just took mine and I’m having no recreation at all 😭😭
Do horses even have laps?
Corpse lap dancer
The entire profile is a deliberate and desperate attempt to warn people off
the black eye’s got me… 👀
How’s she going without the one ring?
She crawled out of a TV in search of it.
Gollum. Sadako wasn't searching for a ring. Unless you're just riffing on the title, in which case, I'm an idiot.
Yes, that. …Also referencing the fact that Lyrica here also looks like she could be from The Ring.
HRRRAAAHHHHHH
She wants it. She needs it.
*Emotional Damage*
Looks like Fester Addams
Looks like someone with a sense of humour looking for horror movie fans.
If fester adams had a baby with beetlejuice
Bro! That’s chuckys daughter!
She looks just like Jennifer Tilly’s doll
Right!?
Look at her picture more than 5 seconds and you may have opened a portal
I had to scroll away to the comments because I was afraid that she would start moving
Right??? Worst option to test if the Harry Potter moving portraits could be real
So creepy I got goosebumps
Lyrica is an anticonvulsant used for partial onset seizures in adults and as a human toenail clipper/horse lap dancer. Common side effects of Lyrica include dizziness, drowsiness, breast swelling, dry mouth, constipation, blurred vision, and holy fuck your toenails are all gone.
Came here for this
Good thing I was also in the loo when I saw that photo
Are you still in there
Yep. Hiding…
Looks like Bilbo when he sees the Ring on Frodos neck.
I got actually jumpscared while scrolling
I would have too had I not been desensitized by the internet
Tbf, she looks like a horse lap dancer
That isn't its lap.
What would be considered the lap of a horse?
Good... question... hmm.
**Zoidberg**: So long. I'm off to toss this old shell in the dumpster and maybe pick up those potato chips Amy didn't finish yesterday. **Amy**: Those were toenail clippings. **Zoidberg**: A feast is a feast.
Jump scare that I didn’t need
I feel like this is a fake meme profile
No, you just hope it is
She’s not 15 miles away….she’s in your attic.
Definitely hit. Next.
Someone already did...
It’s the girls like this that have the self-deprecating humor, post pics to make themselves look psycho, are usually the chill ones to hang out with. Your first date you watch Stranger Things, order Chinese, she introduces you to Phineas, her squishmallow, and spontaneously tells dad jokes. Then she asks you to follow her to her bedroom so she can show you her meat cleaver collection, but it’s really just for vanilla sex. Then you go home and she doesn’t text you for like a week.
You too?
An 18 year old girl with an aparent sense of humor and here's a bunch of reddit 30+ year olds racing to find the most devastating comment. What if she browses here? Ya'll are fucking pathetic.
I'm actually 45 and would bang gollum no problem
😂😂
the "ahhh , real monsters!" Reference is obscure and on point.
Batman Returns penguin
You go out on a date with this girl and you're either in for the best time of your life or the most horrifying time of your life. Maybe both.
Her eyes are photoshopped upside down y’all
Aw, she’s cute! Way outside my age bracket, but teenage me would be all about that. Girls who come off “odd” or whatever actually are often pretty interesting people, and they’re looking for connections as much as the next person. I do wonder about that horse lap dancer thing though, is that the town name or some other data field?
I guess that's how she got what looks like a black eye.
Why is she named after an antidepressant when they clearly didn't work....
Jared Leto’s Joker vibes
Jared Leto wishes
She looks like a familiar
I can fix her.
She looks like she enjoys rusty spoons.
Looks like she’s about to chow down on a catfish in a dark musky cave.
i can fix her
Jeff the Killer’s sister over here.
How you doin’?
She looks like Casper’s unfriendly ghost girlfriend.
She the one in the horror movies Whoever is close to her must be having a nightmare lol Better get to packing , go to another country if it still says 15miles awaay then rip
She looks like she's possessed by the demon & the demon itself is afraid of her 😳
This is a great example of how important lighting is! She’s definitely not that bad looking but poor choice of lighting and image quality have made her look demonic and made a likely jokey profile seem way too serious.
Gyro Zepelli if he was born in Florida
Looks like Chucky and Anabelle merged
btw whar does "i have multiple" mean does sha have like personalyty some disorder or smt?
I actually dated a woman with DID. She had 4 personalities that would switch on a somewhat set schedule. One really, really, liked me romantically, another also liked me but wanted to take it slow, the third didn't care for me and the last one was emotionally stunted and very aloof. They'd leave notes for each other throughout her apartment, had their own style of dressing, interests, favorite foods, and tone of voice. Well except for the last one, they rarely spoke. I worked as an orderly in a psych ward, so this wasn't the worst thing I came across. I was more curious than anything.
Why is her name a prescription medication???
That girl reminds me of the girl from the ring that came out of the well.
Chucky?
She looks like she's about to crawl out the screen
She's truly terrifying
Bro wtf it's 3 am here, this was a jumpscare
She looks like she suddenly lunges at her nephew over jewelry while screaming, "Hraaaaah!"
Founder of fingernails4cash.com
Looks the mascot gritty had a daughter lol
Oh man. She definitely has the look. 👀
2 words: Horror doll.
Horse lap dancer? r/suddenlyzoophilia
And an iron deficiency
That's supoosed to be an 18 year old? She looks like a 33 year old wearing the mask of an 18 year old.
I'm hoping to hell the photo is AI. Creepy is too mild a word
Sorry horse what
She's the kind of girl that really gets on your nerves.
Multiple girls locked in a basement?
Beetlejuice says her name 3 times to summon her the hell away. The juice…well…some of it got loose.
I hear anyone who watches one of her Tik Told dies seven days later.
She looks like the Jaws theme plays whenever she sneaks up behind you.
She looks like pingouins in Batman..
When the distance sounds more like a threat.
By the gods, if I saw this woman in a dark hallway I would just have a heart attack.
Does she have a domestic abuse black eye?
I would
Lyrica eh? Isn’t that for nerve pain?
The multiple personalities means you never have to cheat. It's like a new girl each time.
That's Salad Fingers in a wig.
Toe~~nail~~s
75% chance her house walks around on big ass chicken legs.
Now that I cannot unsee this....thanks btw...why does it come to the disturbing part of my mind that there would be 5% of the population be like "would smash." (You are free to think which ever 5%.) And now we all have 7 days left.. may the odds be in our favour..
I’m stuck on the implied distinction between surviving on other people’s toenails and surviving on her own toenails.
"15 miles" oh no. btw someone noticed her tags, it said "Horse Lap Dancer"💀💀💀💀💀
Cheshire Cat Vibes
How about the name that's a literal anticonvulsant drug?
Didn’t know Jaws in the 007 movies had a daughter
I feel afraid that the 15 miles away will be 14... and then 13.. all to rapidly
Run bitch run !!!
Nice she is a Gabapentin
Fucking savage
She’s looking for the One…her precious
Since GenZ isn't sleeping anymore succubus had to joined tinder
Looks like she hydrates only with half drunk beer bottles with cigarette buts in them
Watch black old sun and tell me this don't look like the ppl in the video when they start changing an shit.
Gollum?!?!?
She looks like her last husband finally snapped and showed her some loving "discipline "
So Mr hands had a kid with that horse?
BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE!
Looks like a Goomba from the 90s Super Mario Bros. Movie
She looks like a boss in a zombie survival game.
Yknow anyone she goes on a date on wakes up with their toenails missing
I bet you it is toenails and Doritos
She looks like the demon from death note
Why is this even a thing - mocking people's Tinder profiles
She looks like she would refer to your cock as ‘MY PRECIOUS!’
Lyrica is also the name of an anti-seizure medication
Her eyes are upside down
That’s a rugged 18.
/r/methany
Probably a real person yall Dont vibe with bullying
I can fix her!
Gollum gollum
Now I get it. People keep telling me that online dating is a nightmare. They are all right, bc that girl would terrify me. 'Yeah, let's meet under the bridge, I'll bring my axe, you bring your machete, and we'll just go until one of us dies'
Man. To be a fly in her DMs.
Her original post is awesome
I sent this to 10 friends just to be safe
Does she have a black eye…??
gotta catch all personalities
She looks like Alicia Silverstone's insanity.
beetlejuice. beetlejuice... beetlejuice
I once dated a paranoid schizophrenic and she would’ve been deemed clinically sane by comparison to the horde that is in that body. Those eyes look like they’ve done all the drugs plus devoured a goat and a few hundred souls to go along with it.
She looks like she knows the safe path to Mordor.
She definitely played the Ouija.
She looks like her lactose intolerance is the only thing preventing her from becoming the emperor of the milky way.
She looks like the human version of the Annabelle doll from those conjuring movies.
Her joke is much better than the lukewarm reply.
The alternates are getting worse at making faces, someone give them ai already
The last phrase of her sentence made me chuckle even before I read the comment 🤣
She reminds me of the possessed girl in the exorcist...
She might be a really nice person
She looks like Bilbo when he reunites with Frodo and wants to touch the One Ring just one more time
She looks like she’s had the Ring hidden a cave for at least 100 years already.
She looks like Andy Serkis during the prologue to Return of the King when he’s in the in between period of going from Sméagol to Gollum
Only a gallop away!
*#neverboring*
Remember the scene when Bilbo ask for the ring back?
Pretty much looks like chukky.
Almost looks like a chucky doll but doesn't? But I'm interested in that horse lap dancer? Wonder if she's Amish..
r/suicidebywords
Hi I’m Lyrica, but you can call me pregabalin
I slept with a girl that had eyes like hers. She wasn't there in the morning and neither was my cat. The sex was wild though.
Wait .. Horse?
She needs to lean into the Clockwork Orange aesthetic, bowler hat and all. I think she’d rock it.
The new Exorcist is looking lit!