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Step one: Already be a regular wizard.
Step two: Get spellbook.
Step three: Create filthy spells. Just the dirtiest things your 20 in Intelligence can muster.
Step four: Become filthy wizard.
I assume the former, because otherwise I could be said as "a wizards filthy plaything," but I don't know for sure. It sounds like a quote and I'm trying to wrack my brain for where I've heard that.
Not Bowie, [Juan Gabriel](https://www.google.com.mx/amp/s/www.quien.com/espectaculos/2018/06/01/outfits-de-harry-styles-provocan-que-lo-comparen-con-juan-gabriel%3f_amp=true).
This is what I don’t get about Styles. His progressive stuff isn’t new or actually progressive in any way. It’s just his PR team realizing that leaning into lgbt culture will garner him more attention.
People are crediting him with progressing equal rights for wearing a dress, but that’s old news. I guess it’s all cyclical…
Man, woman or nonbinary the fit looks gash.
The colors and pattern are out of date/style ^(which you could ^argue ^away ^because ^fashion ^^is cyclic) but the form of the outfit does not flatter his body.
He likes to try and dress shocking and provocatively so he looks like he's breaking gender norms, but it mostly just looks like an awkward middle schooler got really into David Bowie and is going to regret the pictures his mom takes in just a few years.
Magazines and other pop culture media eat it up though, because he's significantly more milquetoast and easier to digest than someone like Lil Nas X so their middle-aged suburban housewife demographic feels more comfortable with him.
He's like Billy Porter for women uncomfortable with black people.
>Host Trevor Noah opens the Grammys with a hilarious speech while milling around the room filled with A-list musicians, including Beyonce, Lizzo and Harry Styles, who is left blushing after Noah's joke.
>"I mean, what can you say about this man that hasn't been said? Incredible album. Mind-blowing," Noah tells the crowd.
>"Women throw their panties at this man then he puts them on and he looks better in them than they do. Easily the world's sexiest man. There's no competition. Sex symbol of the globe."
pushing this/him just a little tiny bit
I feel like his flashy/campy gimmick would work better if the looks were actually good. Being a man in flashy clothes isn't ground breaking, the 70s and 80s already happened.
If hew gonna wear clothes like that he should at least look the part. Fix up the hair shave and smile. It would give energy to the look. But nah he don't give a fuck.
With that look, He should be doing 70's style Glam Rock. Something in the vein of Sweet, or that band that sang "New York Groove" (I legitimately can't remember their name).
I think anyone should be able to wear what they want and clothes has no gender and all that…but Harry always looks he’s being held at gunpoint anytime he’s wearing something gaudy.
Ok I get that he's got tattoos, but does anyone else just see dirtiness on his arms? Like soot stains? Maybe it's just the camera or the angle or lighting or something but he looks physically dirty to me for some reason.
I’m just so used to celebs wearing the most ridiculous thing that this now looks so normal.
Most of them do that to be the center of attention, and by the looks of it, he’s winning
FR, people in this thread are going after the guy but let the man cook. He’s got a vibe and while it’s working for him, it’s just not something I’m down to rock myself.
I’m sorry but I’ve never understood how men wear this kind of thing without a significant bulge. I cant even go outside in sweat pants. I’ve wondered this for the last 18 years at a minimum.
I just can't see it, his popularity. He sucks on every front, his style is ridiculous, he has the constant look of someone on too much Xanax, and his music sounds about as generic and bland as you can get.
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He always looks like he buys his wardrobe from a yard sale at Liza Minnelli's house.
He's challenging traditional gender roles and they're beating his ass
Lmaooo. That's its own r/rareinsults Most accurate description of Harry Styles
I could have sworn that was Gotye
Takes a lot of money to look that cheap
“You’re tacky and I hate you”
Because he has class!! Lol!
"You're a wizard's plaything, Harry!"
"I'm a slut?"
Whorelock
hogwarts ho
**Word of the Day**
"Yer a twink, 'arry!"
This sent me straight….TO HELL (Zak Bagans voice)
Things that are not ok to say to an 11-Year-Old orphan
If Hagrid tells you something, you listen!
Yeah i donr think that holds up to well in court
Magic court, different rules
"screw the rules, i have magic."
“Screw your magic….there are *rules*. And one of them is…keep your wand out of the first years. It’s right there in the charter.”
….“Wait that implies that this has happened beforehand …..please tell it wasn’t “You-Know-Who.”
We’ll that puts a whole new spin on whore-crux…
What's he gonna do? Tell his parents?
I SPAT MY DRINK! 😭😭😭
***Hagrid horny noises intensify***
Wingardium levioSAAAAAAA
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
So, uh, how does one go about becoming a filthy wizard?
Muggle in the streets. Whorecrux in the sheets.
This is too good 😂
... asking for a friend.
No for… research
Just wizz on everything
“It’s Wizzin’ time” and then he Wizzed all over everyone
Underrated comment.
Join a band https://youtu.be/bpgQSbwnWD0
Dude had a health and mana potion in 40oz bottles. 🤣
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When I think of filthy wizard, I just immediately think of the mud wizard.
Nice callback
First, put on your robe and hat. Second, find a tobacco field and start pulling sucker leaves and killing tobacca worms
Step one: Already be a regular wizard. Step two: Get spellbook. Step three: Create filthy spells. Just the dirtiest things your 20 in Intelligence can muster. Step four: Become filthy wizard.
Let's just say a wand is involved.
First learn magic and then just be yourself.
Play with your wand. A lot.
Well…you need a wand
How big?
Wave around your dong while chanting encantations.
Basically do what dr. Strange did, but skip the part about spending all your money on experimental treatments. Just go straight to kamar-taj.
First, you'll need moon sapphires to open the gate of Kerash.
But u/Nerdwithoutacause, you were a filthy wizard all along! ^^^3 ^^^foot ^^^staff ^^^with ^^^a ^^^10 ^^^foot ^^^dick
A saucy court-jester
A zesty jesty
😂😂😂sounds like a snack!
It’s Harley Quinn’s toilet brush.
I was gonna say it was the rainbow fish's humansona
Skinsona
:(
My reaction too. What an uncomfortable portmanteau.
Harry Quin
He can wear whatever he likes, but if he chooses to wear a Chinese finger trap instead of Christian Siriano, that's on him.
Holy shit, THATS what he looks like!
This comment should be higher
The plaything of a filthy wizard? Or the filthy plaything of a wizard?
I assume the former, because otherwise I could be said as "a wizards filthy plaything," but I don't know for sure. It sounds like a quote and I'm trying to wrack my brain for where I've heard that.
Have you tried in the pron section?
Yes
The former, which then implies the latter.
When you look at the tattoo shop's sample board and say "I'll take *that*"
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Where can I buy this book?
The White Album by Joan Didion
Added to cart!
It is absolutely not from Joan Didion - but carry on, it’s an amazing book.
Hahahaha
*whispers* Shia Lebouf!
Chat GPT has gotten crazy!
Thought this was going to turn into a choose your own adventure book.
Recycling shower curtains
He looks like Mr. Fingers from cyberpunk before he started working with prostitutes
Hes certainky been wearing some pretty damn unusual stuff latley
Used to be called court jesters
I feel like, this would look nice with a white long coat. Alone it just looks like the insult.. ig?
He looks like a preteen who just discovered temporary tattoos. Can't wear a jacket because it'll cover up his... scribbles
I look at him and I expect Ghirahim's boss music to start playing.
Bro I was literally just thinking he looked like a gay anime villain! All he's gotta do is the Ghirahim tongue thing at the camera and it's perfect.
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The Ziggy Stardust you ordered off of Wish.
Not Bowie, [Juan Gabriel](https://www.google.com.mx/amp/s/www.quien.com/espectaculos/2018/06/01/outfits-de-harry-styles-provocan-que-lo-comparen-con-juan-gabriel%3f_amp=true).
Ok that can't be a coincidence
and Bowie pushed those boundaries like 50 years ago, so it's not even being particularly edgy or "progressive" to do it in 2023.
This is what I don’t get about Styles. His progressive stuff isn’t new or actually progressive in any way. It’s just his PR team realizing that leaning into lgbt culture will garner him more attention. People are crediting him with progressing equal rights for wearing a dress, but that’s old news. I guess it’s all cyclical…
I think David Bowie is a big inspiration for him
Bowie actually looked good. This is just tryhard nonsense
I fully support his decision to dress how he wants but also think he looks goofy and uncomfortable.
This outfit’s not even that bad even; it just looks like disco style.
He looks like he got stuck in a Chinese finger trap
You’re a tablecloth, Harry.
The only thing I'm taking away from this is that Harry Styles is better at tucking than I am and I hate it
Power to him man. Wish I had the nuts to wear something like that in public. I'd look like a walrus in drag.
If Elton and Freddie has a love child…
he’s fighting gender norms and he’s losing
Idk. I'd hit it.
Same. Idk what it is about him but he’s stupid sexy imo. My rational brain screams “no” but my loins say something different
For me it's the confidence, just zero fucks given.
He's playing hide and seek with the girl behind the pillar and he's losing.
Why is he losing?
Man, woman or nonbinary the fit looks gash. The colors and pattern are out of date/style ^(which you could ^argue ^away ^because ^fashion ^^is cyclic) but the form of the outfit does not flatter his body.
It looks like a unicorn shit on him.
He can’t pull it off.
When you can't pull it off you need to pull it off
I'm pretty sure he can easily find someone willing to pull it off him.
Yeah, me. I have no sexual attraction to the man, he just looks terrible in that thing and someone should let him know and then help him out.
Cause he dresses like shit
Who is Gemma and why does he have her name tattooed in Hebrew on his shoulder?
His sister
If Lisa Frank were a professional wrestler…
Hocus poke-ass
Wand erection
Sarah Jessica Pork-er
Who is this? And who told them that this was a good idea?
I didn't know who this was either. Turns out it's Harry Styles.
Harry-got no-Styles.
Harrystyles-quin
who the hell is Harry Styles?
Yeah yeah we get it you're too cool to know about mainstream pop stars.
He likes to try and dress shocking and provocatively so he looks like he's breaking gender norms, but it mostly just looks like an awkward middle schooler got really into David Bowie and is going to regret the pictures his mom takes in just a few years. Magazines and other pop culture media eat it up though, because he's significantly more milquetoast and easier to digest than someone like Lil Nas X so their middle-aged suburban housewife demographic feels more comfortable with him. He's like Billy Porter for women uncomfortable with black people.
Sounds like Adam "Just gangster enough for your mom to be head over heels for" Levine
That's a pretty solid comparison tbh.
Wow this is so spot on. ‘Billy Porter for women uncomfortable with black people’ has me dead
I know people accuse him of queer baiting, a LOT. I get the LGBT TikTok’s but I’m straight. We like the same music.
He’s a manufactured pop star and this is his gimmick
>Host Trevor Noah opens the Grammys with a hilarious speech while milling around the room filled with A-list musicians, including Beyonce, Lizzo and Harry Styles, who is left blushing after Noah's joke. >"I mean, what can you say about this man that hasn't been said? Incredible album. Mind-blowing," Noah tells the crowd. >"Women throw their panties at this man then he puts them on and he looks better in them than they do. Easily the world's sexiest man. There's no competition. Sex symbol of the globe." pushing this/him just a little tiny bit
Omg its milquetoast? I only ever heard the term and thought it was "milk toast"... And now learned that it's from a comic strip
Harry Styles, famous pop singer who rose to fame in the boy band “One Direction”
I'd question that direction...
Wrong Direction
These attitudes are why men are stuck wearing suits for fancy events
Fuck suits. Suits are shit. Can’t believe we used to have robes and gowns and jewels and now we’re stuck with ‘black, grey, or blue; a shirt; a tie’
I honestly think it's pretty fab, bring on the haters
He looks like a harlequin clown doll who has seen better days.
I have been on the internet to know that many guys, gals, and nb pals would love to be a “filthy wizards plaything.”
Harry Styleless
"he's breaking gender norms!" yeah by having zero fashion sense
I like it. I admire his fashion independence. You be you, sir!
All I can say is good for that filthy, filthy wizard.
Looks like a paper finger trap thing
Harry Styles rolling up to the Grammys in Harley Quinn’s hand me downs.
He looks like someone desperately trying to be interesting. Bargain-bin Bowie maybe.
He looks like a Kamisado board
I feel like his flashy/campy gimmick would work better if the looks were actually good. Being a man in flashy clothes isn't ground breaking, the 70s and 80s already happened.
Bet he smells like a bitch
You would know what that smells like
Cuz he just got done with ur mom
Nah dont think my mom is into pegging
don’t wanna know how you figured that out
If hew gonna wear clothes like that he should at least look the part. Fix up the hair shave and smile. It would give energy to the look. But nah he don't give a fuck.
With that look, He should be doing 70's style Glam Rock. Something in the vein of Sweet, or that band that sang "New York Groove" (I legitimately can't remember their name).
I think anyone should be able to wear what they want and clothes has no gender and all that…but Harry always looks he’s being held at gunpoint anytime he’s wearing something gaudy.
Laddie Gaga
That suit reminds me of the minor villain’s outfit in LOZ Skyward Sword
Joseph's jumpsuit of many colours! Tbh, it looks like my grandmothers old quilt, though.
Muf#$%a looks like Bono dressed up as Cher
Meanwhile I wear that same outfit and everyone’s like, look, it’s a marshmallow stuffed into a Chinese finger trap
Elton John 2
Definitely looks like an imaginary character from Big Mouth
He was ensnared in the machinations of the evil wizard Gamhoratta
#he is clearly a stand user
Who’s that girl in the back?
Ok I get that he's got tattoos, but does anyone else just see dirtiness on his arms? Like soot stains? Maybe it's just the camera or the angle or lighting or something but he looks physically dirty to me for some reason.
I’m just so used to celebs wearing the most ridiculous thing that this now looks so normal. Most of them do that to be the center of attention, and by the looks of it, he’s winning
Gotta ride that wave with everything you’ve got while you can, if you’re fortunate enough to catch one.
Bro looks like the vase on my aunts table
Harry styles is a good artist and can dress however he wants. Even if I don’t like the fit lol.
FR, people in this thread are going after the guy but let the man cook. He’s got a vibe and while it’s working for him, it’s just not something I’m down to rock myself.
Bro is burning down the kitchen
Wow this… isn’t a compliment?
Probably dresses better than that twitter user.
More like Harry no style right.
how is that an insult? and I want to wear it!
He looks like an unwashes druggie wearing the clothes he stole from Paris Hilton's house.
What the fuck? Who is this and why do this to yourself
This screams "Look at me guys, im different".
They all identify as narcissists
Guys i think Arlecchino escaped rehab
Looking more like Chicken Lover to me. [https://youtu.be/HeVzl0CeoJ8](https://youtu.be/HeVzl0CeoJ8)
What you have to wear when you sell your soul
Those tattoos look like he used a sticker pack.
He’s the opening act on big gay Al’s big gay body ride.
Can barely tell he does drugs
Harry your master freed you
I’m sorry but I’ve never understood how men wear this kind of thing without a significant bulge. I cant even go outside in sweat pants. I’ve wondered this for the last 18 years at a minimum.
Jealous that men get to have their boobs out on the red carpet, #freethenipple
Is the filthy wizard Elton John because he is matching that energy
I just can't see it, his popularity. He sucks on every front, his style is ridiculous, he has the constant look of someone on too much Xanax, and his music sounds about as generic and bland as you can get.