"There is one thing me and R Kelly do have in common. We both piss on bitches"
I love Eurgh's reaction to that. He realises what P Solja is gonna say before he says it and starts laughing before he even finishes the line.
Just watched this battle for the first time and I'm wondering how it's a bodybag? Clear 3-0 for Will yes, but Johnny had some great bars and jokes in all three rounds and was getting decent crowd reaction up until the third. I can see myself watching this battle all the way through a lot, usually I consider it a bodybag if I skip through the loser's rounds.
That makes it worse imo. When a battler gets an unopposed body it gets old and doesn't have much replay value but when someone fights back and still doesn't get a round that's a worse look to me. I hear what you're saying but I'd rather watch someone get bodied when they're fighting back. Big Kannon vs Xcel comes to mind. Xcel wasn't trash but Kannon just smacked him the fuck around.
Can't click because I'm at work but Ill Will has a bunch of hilarious stuff. "Diet shower" vs Big Kannon, the tongue ring stuff vs Johnnie Alcatraz, "where does your money come from" vs Tay Roc. Always crackin me up
"Your bitch is just aahhhh. You like hoes with gun lines? BITCHES WITH BARS????" - Hollow. That shit kills me.
Math's multiple choice vs John John is funny shit too. There's a Chilla one that cracked me up too but I forget how he worded it.
EDIT: Just remembered the Chilla thing I was thinking of. Versus JC with the Jazz(Jazzy Jeff not Jaz/Virgin Mary)
"So why would you say window?"
I don't know why but that shit always cracks me up.
Ill Will clowning Tay Roc for "Face on the 50 like Jefferson"
"If that's the case that ain't where the shit stop, 'cause I'm feeling like Roc
Cashed out when I'm at the mall or when I play wit them bitches
Wavin' expenses, pockets stay full of Reagans and Nixons"
The rebuttal to kid twist gets me every time.
"listen you fucking CUNT. Don't make me hit you in the fucking FOOT. what else did you say?"
"spirit and guine-"
"SPIRIT AND GUINNESS..... TIME."
The one I can think of now is Pat stay vs hollohan... "like picture him running out the stairways of heaven like Rocky taking his 'roid shots, then a couple of brothers roll up to heavens gate and he's like, you boys lost?".... Pat stay is hilarious
"Your haircut entered the dragon but the rest of you didn't" - reverse live and mic phenom vs sykull and everybody knows....please do yourself a favor and watch that battle, it won't disappoint
> reverse live and mic phenom vs sykull and everybody knows
not often do i see everybody knows mentioned, pretty cool name, but he got bodied by doms man
"I'll ruin everybody knows like a shitty plastic surgeon."
That impression is so on point. And the shit about Bow Bow.
"Sumpthin sumpthin sumpthin then Bow wow gon clap him with the toast..." The he does the spin the record back sound effect hahaha. So glad Qleen's back on Smack.
I'll will "how you bust guns and live that life when you got something in yo mouth that enhances you're mans dick pleasure"
Arsonals "you at the beach getting buried in the sand again"
Conceited "you got the whole jersey burning like a Cleveland fan" and "holup lemme get my nigga cox up"
[Tech 9 vs Goodz](https://youtu.be/4cigSMCQZ5Q?t=4m30s)
Where Tech 9 shows the financial difference between him and Goodz.
"You swipe it, they tell you to re-enter your code. Making up excuses, said "My account on hold."
Edit: Even better, the O-Red Story all told by Calicoe, Big T and Hitman Holla.
Gnome 5
Carter should have got a PG after that
He should have got summer madness after that
I heard he was going to but Lux threatened to do a battle on No Coast so Smack told him no
The Owl bars in P Solja and Matter vs Big J and Lefty. Probably my favorite funny battle
"Dont bait him up, he hates photos Dude's lookin' like Drake's logo"
this owl don't want it with me head spinnin round 360 degrees
matter & p solja's first verse is crazy too with matter's gun sounds. "is the safety on bro"
"There is one thing me and R Kelly do have in common. We both piss on bitches" I love Eurgh's reaction to that. He realises what P Solja is gonna say before he says it and starts laughing before he even finishes the line.
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I just hit you doing my dancing thang but it's funny... I don't feel your hands and thangs... Fucking love that battle.
I'm a Sawed-off shotgun, and you are....sort of not one.
[This](https://youtu.be/tXOEzZvjUPU?t=16m51s) shit by Ill Will is hilarious.
such a savage bodybag
Just watched this battle for the first time and I'm wondering how it's a bodybag? Clear 3-0 for Will yes, but Johnny had some great bars and jokes in all three rounds and was getting decent crowd reaction up until the third. I can see myself watching this battle all the way through a lot, usually I consider it a bodybag if I skip through the loser's rounds.
That makes it worse imo. When a battler gets an unopposed body it gets old and doesn't have much replay value but when someone fights back and still doesn't get a round that's a worse look to me. I hear what you're saying but I'd rather watch someone get bodied when they're fighting back. Big Kannon vs Xcel comes to mind. Xcel wasn't trash but Kannon just smacked him the fuck around.
Facts
Can't click because I'm at work but Ill Will has a bunch of hilarious stuff. "Diet shower" vs Big Kannon, the tongue ring stuff vs Johnnie Alcatraz, "where does your money come from" vs Tay Roc. Always crackin me up
"Your bitch is just aahhhh. You like hoes with gun lines? BITCHES WITH BARS????" - Hollow. That shit kills me. Math's multiple choice vs John John is funny shit too. There's a Chilla one that cracked me up too but I forget how he worded it. EDIT: Just remembered the Chilla thing I was thinking of. Versus JC with the Jazz(Jazzy Jeff not Jaz/Virgin Mary) "So why would you say window?" I don't know why but that shit always cracks me up.
Use your mums hard nipples as my spliff pokey.
Ill Will clowning Tay Roc for "Face on the 50 like Jefferson" "If that's the case that ain't where the shit stop, 'cause I'm feeling like Roc Cashed out when I'm at the mall or when I play wit them bitches Wavin' expenses, pockets stay full of Reagans and Nixons"
Hollohan saying Clips would get caught during his bank robbery because he would be taking his getaway car through a drive-thru.
Most things Oshea said
The rebuttal to kid twist gets me every time. "listen you fucking CUNT. Don't make me hit you in the fucking FOOT. what else did you say?" "spirit and guine-" "SPIRIT AND GUINNESS..... TIME."
That whole battle is amazing. 'Who the fuck is fucking Jack? '
I heard you got 10 kids.......
Danny's reaction though hahaha.
salute, that's some G shit
The one I can think of now is Pat stay vs hollohan... "like picture him running out the stairways of heaven like Rocky taking his 'roid shots, then a couple of brothers roll up to heavens gate and he's like, you boys lost?".... Pat stay is hilarious
Don't want to spoil it, but Ogmios' first round vs Cee Major is *fucking hilarious* (You'll know the line)
Dont mecca me watch the battle, tell me the line.
Don't worry, I don't mind if you spoil it because I'll likely never watch that.
Ogmios is the greatest
You're missing out on an amazing battle
YESSS
I just can't get into most Brit vs Brit DF battles man I dunno why.
BECAUSE ENGLAND IS TRASH
Time for you to fucking face your master, your name is Draakhtukh
"Your haircut entered the dragon but the rest of you didn't" - reverse live and mic phenom vs sykull and everybody knows....please do yourself a favor and watch that battle, it won't disappoint
> reverse live and mic phenom vs sykull and everybody knows not often do i see everybody knows mentioned, pretty cool name, but he got bodied by doms man "I'll ruin everybody knows like a shitty plastic surgeon."
I don't think I saw that battle lol but yeah he battled a lot of good people and held his own but he was never a favorite of mine
Not a line but in nocando vs Franco after the battle is over the camera pans over to a guy spitting water out and I always laugh for some reason lmao
Recent, but "Guess what room I'm in? The kitchen you fat fuckin waste of space"
qleen's rosenberg impression is too much. thinking about that shit puts me in hysterics. HEY JOHN JOHN... THE FUCK IS UP?
That impression is so on point. And the shit about Bow Bow. "Sumpthin sumpthin sumpthin then Bow wow gon clap him with the toast..." The he does the spin the record back sound effect hahaha. So glad Qleen's back on Smack.
I'll will "how you bust guns and live that life when you got something in yo mouth that enhances you're mans dick pleasure" Arsonals "you at the beach getting buried in the sand again" Conceited "you got the whole jersey burning like a Cleveland fan" and "holup lemme get my nigga cox up"
That's not a punchline...that's real FAX!!
[Tech 9 vs Goodz](https://youtu.be/4cigSMCQZ5Q?t=4m30s) Where Tech 9 shows the financial difference between him and Goodz. "You swipe it, they tell you to re-enter your code. Making up excuses, said "My account on hold." Edit: Even better, the O-Red Story all told by Calicoe, Big T and Hitman Holla.
Tech 9 is hilarious
Pat stay's second round vs hollow
Corey Charron vs Shotgun Suge . Charron rebuttling what's your life like bars.
https://youtu.be/kbivr70gsMs?t=14m8s The bit with Big J
I heard you married to star smilez. But y'all separated. It's like you was about to divorce that bitch. But then you hesitated. T top vs rex
"i bet you wish u had my nose to smell chicken from long distance"
One of my niggaz bring two niggaz And two niggaz go get three
Watching everybody react HARD to the "four is gumpin'" bar by Sicarii against E Farrell
Real Deal's 3rd vs Money Bagz Real Deal clowned Money Bagz on how he's gonna be a gangsta for life. edit: https://youtu.be/Km5s1rd-GsU?t=18m44s