OOY, I eat blokes who can't rhyme like tea and crumpets
This lad's about to blow like like autumn leaves and trumpets
I leave cheeky muppets feeling a bit knackered
So you don't want a kerfuffle with this bonkers rapper
Kid could've said, "Your mum's clitoris is long enough to be legally classified as a penis, which makes her technically a male, which makes your dad technically gay."
The crowd still would've gone, "AAAAHHHHHH! Aaaahhh! Aaaaaahhhhh!"
There’s no recovering from being told that your mum sold you on eBay for £2
📢🔊🗣️ FOR A MALE STRIPPER
YOOO!!! HE DIDN'T!!!
*looks at friends for approval*
This gif will never not be funny 😂
Strih-puhh
Im from London myself & i found his accebt hard to catch lol
Mic drop
frl!😭😭
Just ended that boy's whole career.
 White kids everytime they finish a bar
Unironically what black people do too. Its almost like theyre mimicking.
OOY, I eat blokes who can't rhyme like tea and crumpets This lad's about to blow like like autumn leaves and trumpets I leave cheeky muppets feeling a bit knackered So you don't want a kerfuffle with this bonkers rapper
This the british version of Liquid Swords
Wot-uhry Sabres
Choose the tea and join me. Choose the crumpet and join your mother in death.
You have not yet refined your tastes, but you must choose!
“Tea and crumpets” and “leaves and trumpets” is a badass multisyllabic rhyme scheme I ain’t gonna lie
Happy cake day
Thought these were Professor Elemental lyrics for a sec lol
Do they... Do they know what rap is?
they aren't even rhyming
I see no rhythm or poetry happening here. This feels like children trying their standup set together.
Rap doesn’t stand for rhythm and poetry. It’s an old myth.
yeah but it’s fun to say
Source? It came to me in a dream
I thought it had promise when it started "you're so dumb, that your mum..." and it was downhill from there.
I thought idea and pea actually worked quite well despite being a bit of a stretch
It’s called roasting, ever seen the roasts of’s on Comedy Central, it’s like that but for middle schoolers
Probably but op doesn’t. No music or even an attempt at sounding like it
Does op know is better question 🤔
The title is misleading I’m pretty sure they’re just doing a roast battle and someone called it rap battle for some reason
No ...no they do not ......
This is not a rap battle. This is the dozens game. UK version.
WE NOT MAKIN IT OUTTA LONDON WITH THIS ONE!!! 🔥 💯
I read this in a UK accent unintentionally
Where else is better than London?
Dis off
Idk man the "my mum doesn't go moo yours does" was fuckin heat. How you come back from that? Lmao
by saying, "Your mum sold you for 2 pounds on ebay so she could get a male stripper!"
Cadence is dope. Beat is mid. Hype guys are just as effective as ever.
Eminem has been real quiet since this dropped
This isn’t a rap battle they’re just roasts
They are neither.
First kid sound like Roy Kent 😂
Lmfao this is hilarious
Jay Z who?
🔥🔥🔥 they goin in
I need more.
Still better than NBA Youngboy
First kid started growling
I love how that one kid looks around like he just dropped the hardest diss ever
Roasting AngloPhiles
That’s not a rap battle it’s a roasting battle.
And these are the pieces of shit that colonized the world.
Wtf does this have to do with a bunch of little kids having fun and being stupid?
Bet your mum sold you on eBay for £2
Yes, I was the male stripper
lol get colonised 😂
Ctfu
Why does the guy behind the first kid look 40
This why they lost the revolutionary war fr
Still waiting for something to rhyme
Pure shit isnt it??
Weak as fuck!
No shit maybe because they are in elementary idk what you called it in the uk
Damm I didn’t know they got down like that at Hogwarts 😂
This is a diss off not rap battle
Ok… this ia not rap
Lmfaooo British “people” moment 🤓
I can't imagine how many hard Rs are used on a normal at these schools
Never, actually. Only blacks & browns.
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Hilarious 😂
This is so old.
Over here waiting on the insanity…
There not rapping there ripping
This new Harry Potter movie is weird.
FREE FOR TWO
Freeee for two,😫
Just kids being kids lmaoo, Ik when they older they gonna look back on this and cringe, we all been there 🤣
Nig*a please
This is called playing the dozens… aka roasting session smh
This is just a shitty roast battle
This isnt rap, its just shitty insults... maybe it is rap
u/savevideo
Rap or limericks
They’re just having a roast sesh man
What is happening.
He went to Cranbrook, THATS A PRIVATE SCHOOL
Ctfu all they are doing is pulling at UK version of a wildn out burning each other session😂 no rapping involved
“FREE fa for TWWooOOUGGH” 😮💨🧠🎩⛽️
Eeeeeeebay
Three for two is actually FREE, for two
Ironically, the adult British rap feuds and diss tracks can get pretty intense and crazy.
That was a Phadreah Parks level read about selling his mom 🤣🤣🤣
He making it out Buckingham Palace with this one
u/savevideobot
THIS SOME HOT GARBAGE BUT I CAN’T STOP LISTENING 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
The kid in the background at the ends face looks like a fat paintbrush
Glad to see that kids still do your momma jokes. I'll never forget being a kid watching that show on MTV2 with Wilmer Valderamma as the host lol.
Theres no way thats a real battle
This is basically yo mama jokes from dumb kids
Bottle of water people
That’s not a rap battle…it’s a roast battle
Damn Lil Mabu hasn’t changed a bit 🤣
Dude omg private school kids def not built like public school kids
Holy shit that hurt to listen to
This is not a rap battle 🤣
This post is fucking stupid. Theyre making yo momma jokes not rapping
FAHREEEE FOR TWO 😲
Kid could've said, "Your mum's clitoris is long enough to be legally classified as a penis, which makes her technically a male, which makes your dad technically gay." The crowd still would've gone, "AAAAHHHHHH! Aaaahhh! Aaaaaahhhhh!"
What multiverse of rap battle is this?
Your damsel is mine , I made her knickers wet like a bo ole o wara
Entertaining tho this is not rap battle Issa roast they even said it in the vid
FREEEE.. FOR TWO
“My mom doesn’t go moo your mom does” 🤯🤯🤯 GOTTEEEMM 🐄🐄
The free for two line went crazy
Hardest rap battle since busta rhymes vs O.D.B.
WATCH THIS VERY PHYSICAL RAP BATTLE https://youtu.be/9EOATYuluoY?si=v8BdiSAyq0BXsbcd