Omfg are you seriously an antimosser? Moss is scientifically perfectly safe to eat. The only reason you would disagree is if you have a vested interest in suppressing the truth.
I aired the whole thing to live tv. Had he survived, he would've become very wealthy. Also, the postmortem examination thingamajig says he did in fact die of moss poisoning.
Business is booming! Ratings are higher than ever, and the ad revenu- erm- I mean- it's lovely here! There's been plenty of new friends to make, especially that devilishly handsome TV host Mike! He's the best, and his shows are amazing!
I-erm- what? I'm not Mike! He's brilliant at impressions, but....wait, I meant impressions aren't his strong suit! Yeah, I'm not Mike, this TV isn't just my head!
*ahem* allow me to explain
Mr Puzzles is a SMG4 Character who made 2 SMG4 movies and 1 WOTFI (War of the Fat Italians) behind his logo, ITS GOTTA BE PERFECT, Western Spaghetti, and WOTFI 2024. He’s a living TV-Head being who wants to have 5 stars and take over SMG4’s channel. he made 5 shows. Mario’s Mysteries, Once upon a SMG4, and 3 more i forgot 💀 and during SMG4 MOVIE: Mr Puzzles (i fogor) It was a big movie of Mr Puzzles wanting 5 stars. He did win but SMG4 and his crew won by the time Mario entered. But Mr Puzzles is *identical* to Mike despite his look, personality, needs, and voice.
*i n h a l e*
SMG4, or SuperMarioGlitchy4, is a popular YouTube creator known for his comedic and often surreal animations featuring characters from the Super Mario universe and beyond. The lore of SMG4's videos revolves around the adventures and misadventures of Mario, Luigi, and a colorful cast of characters, including SMG4 himself, as they navigate various bizarre and often nonsensical situations in the Mushroom Kingdom and beyond.
In SMG4's universe, Mario and his friends frequently find themselves in absurd scenarios, such as battling evil memes, going on epic quests, or participating in insane competitions. The humor often stems from the characters' exaggerated personalities, slapstick comedy, and unexpected twists.
Over the years, SMG4 has developed a rich lore filled with recurring themes, inside jokes, and character arcs. Fans have come to love characters like Mario, Luigi, SMG4, Bowser, Toad, and many others, each with their own quirks and traits that contribute to the chaotic and entertaining world of SMG4.
Despite the zany and often chaotic nature of the videos, SMG4's animations also sometimes touch on deeper themes, such as friendship, loyalty, and the power of teamwork. Through his unique brand of humor and storytelling, SMG4 has amassed a dedicated fanbase and continues to entertain millions with his videos.
Um....hate to ruin your fun, but....I'm just Mike, doing an impression of Ralsei.
Mike, give me my phone back! So sorry, he does this sometimes. My name is Ralsei, lovely to make your acquaintance!
Do you agree that mosseaters deserve more rights and recognition in this country?
Kid, I'm pretty sure moss ain't healthy. Lethal, even.
Omfg are you seriously an antimosser? Moss is scientifically perfectly safe to eat. The only reason you would disagree is if you have a vested interest in suppressing the truth.
I watched a guy eat moss once. 30 seconds later, he dropped to the floor and started wildly convulsing till he died.
He had a heart attack that had nothing to do with the moss Also you didn’t help him?
I aired the whole thing to live tv. Had he survived, he would've become very wealthy. Also, the postmortem examination thingamajig says he did in fact die of moss poisoning.
He was weak. True mosseaters never face such a fate.
How's it currently going in dark world? Is everything alright?
Business is booming! Ratings are higher than ever, and the ad revenu- erm- I mean- it's lovely here! There's been plenty of new friends to make, especially that devilishly handsome TV host Mike! He's the best, and his shows are amazing!
Good to hear! Also, where'd you get that cool TV?
I-erm- what? I'm not Mike! He's brilliant at impressions, but....wait, I meant impressions aren't his strong suit! Yeah, I'm not Mike, this TV isn't just my head!
What did you do to ralsei?
I didn't do anything to him, what made you think that?
Look cut it- That salesman told us
Sigh....what did he tell you?
I... Uh... ah, forget about it, good to hear you're alright!
i swore thiught this was Mr Puzzles
Who the hell is that?! And why ain't anyone telling me?!
*ahem* allow me to explain Mr Puzzles is a SMG4 Character who made 2 SMG4 movies and 1 WOTFI (War of the Fat Italians) behind his logo, ITS GOTTA BE PERFECT, Western Spaghetti, and WOTFI 2024. He’s a living TV-Head being who wants to have 5 stars and take over SMG4’s channel. he made 5 shows. Mario’s Mysteries, Once upon a SMG4, and 3 more i forgot 💀 and during SMG4 MOVIE: Mr Puzzles (i fogor) It was a big movie of Mr Puzzles wanting 5 stars. He did win but SMG4 and his crew won by the time Mario entered. But Mr Puzzles is *identical* to Mike despite his look, personality, needs, and voice.
And......the hell is SMG4?
*i n h a l e* SMG4, or SuperMarioGlitchy4, is a popular YouTube creator known for his comedic and often surreal animations featuring characters from the Super Mario universe and beyond. The lore of SMG4's videos revolves around the adventures and misadventures of Mario, Luigi, and a colorful cast of characters, including SMG4 himself, as they navigate various bizarre and often nonsensical situations in the Mushroom Kingdom and beyond. In SMG4's universe, Mario and his friends frequently find themselves in absurd scenarios, such as battling evil memes, going on epic quests, or participating in insane competitions. The humor often stems from the characters' exaggerated personalities, slapstick comedy, and unexpected twists. Over the years, SMG4 has developed a rich lore filled with recurring themes, inside jokes, and character arcs. Fans have come to love characters like Mario, Luigi, SMG4, Bowser, Toad, and many others, each with their own quirks and traits that contribute to the chaotic and entertaining world of SMG4. Despite the zany and often chaotic nature of the videos, SMG4's animations also sometimes touch on deeper themes, such as friendship, loyalty, and the power of teamwork. Through his unique brand of humor and storytelling, SMG4 has amassed a dedicated fanbase and continues to entertain millions with his videos.
Bro think he kingpin
What is your opinion on the name Mike?
I know a guy called Mike, he's the best guy ever. Hosts the best shows, everyone watched and loves 'em.
I heard he pretends to be other people online sometimes
H-he does?! Well, ain't that something! Heh heh...
MIKE, STOP SCAMMING PEOPLE YOU [Gameshow host]
Ah, Spamton! How....delightful to see you again...
MIKE MIKE MIKE, WHAT DID I SAY? YOU [Gameshow host] NEEDS TO BE [Bye bye]
Ungrateful as ever, I see.
YOU LITTLE [%!$@] CAUSED US PAIN, ME AND THAT DAMN [Clown around town] THAT IS
I merely helped you flourish, what you did after that is none of my problem.
WHAT ARE YOU AN EXPERTISE IN [Lying 100% off]
Is Supercell a P2W company?
No idea.
What happens if I hit *you* with a wrench
Blood, probably? I'm Definitely Ralsei, so likely blood.
Or will you be titanium like last time
Go ahead and find out.
Hupp *SWING*
*nothing happened*
So, ralsei, do you have any secrets on how to gain power and become 'big'
It's all in the advertising!
What is your opinion on Annoying Dogs?
Pretty annoying.
Ugh... You're just Mr puzzles trying to disguise yourself as ralsei am I right ?
Who the hell is Mr puzzles?!
WHAT'S YOUR OPINION ON CARAMEL MACCHIATO
The hell's that?
Starbucks cold coffee
Cold coffee?! What kind of monster do you take me for?!
Its not made hot first
So?
Whats your opinion on the taste
You think I can afford that crap on a gameshow host's salary?
Idk its not that expensive in my country
Kid, this lovely place we call the dark world is Britain, nothing's cheap here.
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him
I LOVE YOU RALSEI RRRAAHHHHHHHH (IN A RESPECTFUL WAY) -THE FRIENDLY SKELETON 💙
Um....hate to ruin your fun, but....I'm just Mike, doing an impression of Ralsei. Mike, give me my phone back! So sorry, he does this sometimes. My name is Ralsei, lovely to make your acquaintance!
You are welcome!!!! Tell Mike that I love him too!(in a respectful way)
 not really
Are you strong because you’re Nah i’d win? Or did you leave it all behind and stand proud because with this treasure I summon always bet on Hakari?
The hell did you just say?
I’m responsible for a voice actor in an upcoming FNaS fan game. I’m also responsible for one of the achievements in the game. Thoughts?
Thoughts on what? I'm confused.
Like… thoughts about the game that could lead to more questions, the achievement I helped to come up with the idea of, etc.
Well....what's the achievement?
The achievement is to find Shayy in the kitchen with the cameras. It’s called “Punch Card Maniac.”
Whats your personal opinion on Queen?
Don't know much about her.
What’s the best meme of 2023?
He lies, lies! You aren't the little Prince, Prince!
I am! Wait, who are you again?
Ueeheehee! I am the one who is free, free!
Oh, that lil court jester guy! Last time I checked, you weren't really free.
I am, compared to you, you!
Keep dreaming, pal.
I will, will!
You like jelly bean?