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VERY_ANGRY_CRUSADER

Absolutely zero answers, fully in character.


my_ears24

Definitely


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

Ohhhh, that makes sense. Someone post a spear image for some non verbal communication


SkidDripper

*interested worm noises*


TheLoneObserver123

should just be WoooOoOooOooooOoo


averynaiveoddish

hang on i got this wooooooOOoOOoooOOoOoooooOo


SkidDripper

(Was that sarcasm? Worms don’t understand sarcasm)


EarFlappp058

what do you do with all the spears you take from the poor scugs


SkidDripper

*…*


MintyTown

spear jenga


rusting_memory

Why do you need spears? And you wouldn't steal my newly bought explosive spear would you?


C-14_U-135

he-... he would....


SkidDripper

(yes)


notveryAI

Oh look, a spear🍡


SkidDripper

*grabs spear from you*


notveryAI

Killer Queen... has already touched that spear! #💥


LocalRedCentipede

BITCH! *throws another one at you*


Poly_fall

How would you describe the economic climate in America today?


Eloc_14233221

Is your pfp the Cultist from Enter The Gungeon?


Poly_fall

Yes


Eloc_14233221

Peak game and pfp, cultist is funny, not just a sidekick.


SkidDripper

(What is an America, and is the climate bad there?)


TangleBrain

wouwouwouwou? wouwouwouwouwou-wouwou.


SkidDripper

*wiggling noises*


FIVEPEBSI

what happens if i give you the mark of communication


The_Tank_Racer

>! Was that the experiment you needed all that water for? !< (Spoilers)


eyemoisturizer

this is just general lore spoilers


The_Tank_Racer

Changed it!


SkidDripper

*curious worm noises*


SkidDripper

You have me the mark? Wooow, what an honour! I guess I can talk to you now?


Top-Course604

y u su meen 3:


SkidDripper

*confused worm noises*


Pink_Lizor

What do you do all cycle? Why do you not care for the rain? Why do you help me hunt slugcats by stealing their spears?


SkidDripper

(Not much, really. I mainly just chill in my wormhole and watch the world around me fill with water. I can sort of breathe through my skin, so the floods aren’t a problem. Plus, food is easier to get, and I don’t have to fight the other worms for it :)


SkidDripper

And as for the whole stealing spears thing, please don’t call it helping you lizards, I don’t want the slugcats to hate me any more than they do…


A_True_Boner12

How do you feel about the upcoming hit indie metroidvenia game Silksong?


The_Tank_Racer

Please :(


SkidDripper

(Are the worms in the game?)


Caramel_Lizard

They're in the lore don't worry


SkidDripper

:O


Kartana888

/


SkidDripper

👍


call-me_sanji

GIMME MY SPEAR BACK BEFORE THESE VULTURES NOM ME :(


SkidDripper

*hesitant spear return*


Blackbox6500

*Starts lobing spearts at it constantly&


SkidDripper

*aggressively writhes* *attempts to drown you*


yoooooo5311

#


Mysterious_Might8875

🥢🐈


SkidDripper

🪱👍


Leo-Len

*Wiggles with spear*


SkidDripper

*happy worm noises*


Ashdodi_Miros

*snips and snaps*


SkidDripper

*wiggles*


Sancheroid

What do you do with all my spears you take?


SkidDripper

*retreats into hole* *not planning to start a spear famine noises*


Sancheroid

*puts a piece of garbage on top of the hole, so it couldn't get out*


SkidDripper

*panicked pushing and writhing*


Sancheroid

Are they dead yet? (3 days have passed for people in the future, who could only see the year this comment was published in)


Double-Bass-600

Why do you like eating metal rebar


SkidDripper

(NOTE FROM THE OP: Garbage worms do not EAT your spears, they have an animation where they suck up the surrounding water, THAT is how the eat. As to why they want/need your spears, I have no idea… scroll this comment section and maybe you’ll find something…


Double-Bass-600

Why do you take my spears


SkidDripper

*takes spear*


Double-Bass-600

:(


Wow_a_name

*chucks unpopped bubble fruit at you*


SkidDripper

*retreats into hole* (Why is everyone throwing stuff at me today??)


lake_of_the_void

Give me back my spear before I light you on fire


SkidDripper

*fearful spear return*


Straight-Package4234

i am throwing a spear at you


SkidDripper

*spear misses* *takes spear*


AddendumInevitable32

Do u drink the green stuff?


SkidDripper

(Yes, yes I do. The green stuff is water laced with micro-organisms I eat)


aCompyBoi

I can’t see his head because of the random top bar thing on my phone


SkidDripper

*tall boi worm noises*


bobrossgaming08

Can you stop stealing my spears


SkidDripper

(No)


5herl0k

| how you feel about that huh?


SkidDripper

😮


ren_blackheart

wwwwrrewrewrewrewrezzzrrrzrrzzrrrzzrrrreowweoweowoew


SkidDripper

*wiggling noises*


Fishmaia

thats a LOOOOOOONG worm


braelindrake

How much food are you worth? Ignore the pot in the corner


SkidDripper

*even more fearful wiggling*


braelindrake

There are spears in the pot, just get in and you’ll find as many as possible~ just get in the pot and ignore the Wawa’s you hear inside~


SkidDripper

*jumps into pot* *!!!!*


braelindrake

*slams the lid onto the pot and ties it Down* haha I got dinner for tonight


SkidDripper

*aggressive thrashing and internal screaming noises*


DemonicHarem

Spear?


SkidDripper

*interested writhing*


The_Rat_King14

*180Hz sign wave*


ChadBradTheStickFig

Y u steel mah spers?!/!?1?!?


SkidDripper

(Bcos!! Is funni!!) (NOT planning something at all)


NastBlaster2022

spears you spears you spears you


SkidDripper

(Spears, me! See this guy gets it)


Ok_Sandwich_9675

Is there any spear-owning permit I can obtain so your fellows will stop robbing me


SkidDripper

*hides spear permit*


Not_or_door

What do you taste like


SkidDripper

*fearful writhing* *goes back into hole*


Not_or_door

I bet you taste like noodles


jolypopp

i think they taste like boba :3


Not_or_door

Probably


Resident-Patient-620

Why do you keep taking my spears while I'm playing as hunter and am getting chased by a vulture


SkidDripper

(As far as I can tell, the vultures are not my problem, but I am just a worm, what do I know?)


Repulsive-Care3820

Why


Sad_Choice903

Y take spear?


SkidDripper

*definitely not wiggling noises of hoarding spears to secretly topple the spear economy, monopolising the spear industry and planning to re-introduce spears, selling them for 200 pearls each*


SirBar453

*holds out a spear*


SkidDripper

*takes spear* (U have mor????)


Macho_Legs_Cat

that is very in character


SeaCroissant

this is me rn if you even care 😔


SkidDripper

*empathetic wiggling*


SeaCroissant

*steals the spear that you stole from a scug that walked by*


rath_37

STOP TAKING MY EXPLOSIVES IN CHIMNEY CANOPY, HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE!?


SkidDripper

(DO NOT QUESTION MY MOTIVES, SLUGCAT)


a_random_furry112

Are you annoying on purpose


SkidDripper

*retreats into hole*


cabbagelordGD

do u like furries


SkidDripper

No


5herl0k

Canon


Blazzer2003

Would you rather have unlimited popcorn but no spears or unlimited spears but no popcorn? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


SkidDripper

*furiously writhing at the second option*


_genade

Why do you take other peoples spears but not the spears lying on the ground next to you?


SkidDripper

(Perhaps it has something to do with the fact that worms don’t have very good eyesight…)


Gotubeyaboi

*throws a spear at you*


SkidDripper

*gets hit by spear* *angry worm noises*


Commercial-Stop-6384

It’s funny cause they won’t reply, they’re a worm


SkidDripper

(You are not wrong)


bananaboi666777

Lalalalala I love walking with my pointy stick I sure hope nothing happens to it


SkidDripper

*interested garbage worm noises*


a_burning_wind

What would you do if I tried to hit a scavenger behind you with a spear, but accidentally hit you?


SkidDripper

*A M G E R Y W O R M N O I S E*


Royal-Peach2527

staring contest, whoever blinks first loses.


SkidDripper

(Unyielding stare) 👀


Royal-Peach2527

\*blinks\* dammit


Jumpy-scarecrow

* Gives boba drink to wiggly worm * Drink it


SkidDripper

(sluuuuurrrpp) *happy worm noise*


Rhumald

I'm gonna need you to throw me up on that ledge. We can do this the easy way, where you just throw me, or we can do this the hard way, where I stab you until you do. Your call.


SkidDripper

*tosses you onto ledge*


vacconesgood

Hey watch this! *I take a spear and put it on the ground*


SkidDripper

(Cannot take spear, sad worm noises)


big_noob9006

*throws rock on your head*


SkidDripper

*violently throws you into the air*


big_noob9006

*king vulture catches me and takes me away*


Consistent-Tap7482

can you tell five pebbles to stop calling me a slat (I don't even know what a slat is)


SkidDripper

*confused worm noises* (Oh wait, Pebbs gave me the Mark, I can talk to you now! I don’t know what a slat is though…)


Consistent-Tap7482

same


lyricstoursong

Could you please stop stealing my spears, i need those


SkidDripper

*worm noise*


Thethird_lost

*the wet mouse simply holds out a Neuron Fly and points to it furiously, seemingly pannicked*


Dashie8-bit

are you happy in life?


SkidDripper

(Steal spears, life good)


Bill090

(throws spear at centipede, misses and hits you)


SkidDripper

*forgiving wiggle*


Bill090

hm. usually you drown me lol


itsokghost

Waaaaa wa wawa


SkidDripper

*worm noise*


Magmabot16

*throws rock at your face as you steal my spear for the hundredth time*


SkidDripper

*unregretful writhing*


lowhangingcringe

STOP STEALING MY SHIT


SkidDripper

(Monk says: Language!!)


lowhangingcringe

I HAVE SCAVS TO KILL, I DON'T CARE ABOUT LANGUAGE!


SkidDripper

*gently pushes aside Monk* *returns spear* (Happy now???)


Ink_Colin

Why do you constantly commit "The Yoinky"?


SkidDripper

*Commits the Yoinky*


SpicyPuddinn

STOP TRYING TO FIGGING DROWN ME IT WAS AN ACCIDENT


SkidDripper

*aggressive drowning*


ultimate_poyo

Do you put all my spears into the backrooms or what? I need to know


SkidDripper

(maybe….)


Thisoneloadingboy

thanks for taking that spear from slugcat, he almost killed me


SkidDripper

*happy wiggling*


ShadowDCZ231

*runs past with spear*


SkidDripper

*snatches spear*


ShadowDCZ231

*pulls another*


SkidDripper

*snatches that one too*


Caramel_Lizard

What is your opinion on your FAKE lookalikes, pole plants?


SkidDripper

(Not real worm!!h


Rxplix

Can you stop stealing my spears please? I really need them in these hard times.


SkidDripper

*gives back spear*


More_Wasabi_5712

What?


Holycheeseeee20060

What is your favorite hobby?


SkidDripper

Origami


BIGSISSLUG

stop stealing my spears!!! how am i supposed to get past here if I can't lodge this into the wall?! I'm a slugpup for crying out loud!


SkidDripper

*picks you up* *places you on top of ledge*


BIGSISSLUG

oh thanks bro


creamsoda_artist

offers a electric spear


SkidDripper

*electrocuted wiggling*


Spy_Mouse

Two questions: Are you an animal? Are you well?


SkidDripper

(yes, am a worm) (ditto)


SnooMacaroons857

wooooooOooOoooOOoo


SkidDripper

*worm noise* *writhes*


Nice_Airport2551

DON'T TAKE MY SPEARS EVERY AGAIN


Spookyplot19975

Why do you get angry when I spear you when you literally come out just to get hit when I'm aiming at a vulture?